Reba was ashamed and angry, so she refused to give up and made another large-scale joke.
Jiang Siming said very frankly that he had dreamed about her and even wet his pants.
When the audience heard it, they laughed and scolded it for being too dirty, and reported it for driving, suspecting that the car had no evidence, etc.
But I didn’t expect Jiang Siming’s answer to be that he was scared to pee when he dreamed about Reba taking off his makeup.
Reba was extremely angry, but the audience laughed.
It's been a long time since there has been an interesting guest on a variety show. Many viewers who just want to watch for a while and then change the channel haven't touched the remote control for a long time.
The ratings of the show are also rising steadily, and have reached the .5 position. You must know that the chicken strips were only .0 when it first aired, but now it has risen to .5.
Don't underestimate this 0.5.
Many people don't know how the ratings are calculated.
The ratings are actually the number of people (or the number of households) watching a certain program/the total number of viewers (or the total number of households).
In other words, if all the TV markets are concentrated, it will be 100%.
All TV stations broadcast it day and night, competing for these 100 points.
As for how many stations there are? It’s time for popular science.
There are more than a dozen CCTV and tv10 alone, plus news channels, opera channels, children's channels, music channels, sports channels, etc., there are almost twenty.
Next there is National Satellite TV.
National Satellite TV refers to a station that can be watched anywhere in China.
Finally, there are local stations and overseas stations, which total more than one hundred.
With more than a hundred TV stations trying to grab these one hundred spots, it can be imagined that there will definitely be more monks and less meat.
CCTV alone took away at least half, and local and overseas stations divided another 20 points.
There are only thirty spots left for the national satellite TVs to grab. How many spots they can get depends on the capabilities of each satellite TV station.
So adding this 0.5 is already a big improvement.
Currently, the highest ratings are in Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Hunan, both of which are close to the same point.
Hunan TV is a fast broadcaster, and this program spent a lot of money to invite many big names as guests.
Jiangsu and Zhejiang Satellite TV is ace vs. ace, not only the TF that is the current favorite of post-00s, but also the famous comedian Song Xiaobao and the male god Chen Weiting.
It can be said that both parties have put in a lot of effort, so naturally the ratings will not be low.
Jiang Siming soon reaped the consequences. Seeing Jiang Siming eating the sliced cakes with a grimace, the audience laughed with gloating and called you Pi!
However, Jiang Siming's cute look with puffed cheeks has won the hearts of countless girls, and the appearance party has risen! And it will soar into the sky!
After eating most of the cake, Jiang Siming decisively gave up the task and changed tasks with Yue Yunpeng.
But he didn't expect Yue Yunpeng to trick him. He helped Yue Yunpeng eat most of the cake, but Yue Yunpeng didn't help Jiang Siming move anything.
The audience was even happier. It seems that this new guest is about to turn into Sha Yi and start to have bad luck. It’s up to you how to move so many goods.
The portable PT suggested that Jiang Siming take off his clothes. Then, before Jiang Siming took off his clothes, post-production began to put four big characters on the screen.
forward!
square!
high!
able!
It seems that the post-production must be all about girls! Otherwise, how would you know that this falls into the ‘high-energy’ category (bad smile)?
Jiang Siming took off his clothes as PT said!
Hiss! Foggy day!!!
Audiences in front of countless TV sets across the country simultaneously let out wails and curse words.
Because of this picture.
"I admit that I am willing to bow down to such a figure and surrender."
"I think I can say goodbye to my Luhan and go away! Little sissy!"
“Starting from today, I’m a fan!”
"XX, my bestie, bring me a new pair of underwear. What did I just do..."
I don’t know how many young girls are in love, how many women can’t sleep at night, and how many rotten girls are covered in lust.
Many gamers began to feel bad. They were witnessing the birth of a super faction, and there was nothing they could do about it.
Unfortunately, this scene disappeared soon. Jiang Siming put on a vest and started carrying the goods.
Seeing him carrying two oversized cargoes effortlessly, everyone realized that the 1,000-pound boxer was not a joke to them.
Along the way, many girls approached Jiang Siming to strike up a conversation, and it was obvious that Jiang Siming definitely did not use filters or special effects.
While Yue Yunpeng couldn't accomplish anything, Jiang Siming easily carried all the goods on this hill.
And it took the shortest time among other guests. While they were still struggling to sell things, Jiang Siming had already completed the last order and called it a day.
By the way, he also tricked Piggy, one of the three extreme spirits.
The last order from Jiang Siming happened to be Reba's clothing store, and the two of them started to make a lot of noise and bustle when they met.
"You're so ridiculous! You're a nuisance!"
Although Reba was 'scolding' Jiang Siming, the audience could clearly see that she didn't hate Jiang Siming at all, and instead seemed to be flirting with her.
Is it really a show?
Jiang Siming laughed at Reba's unpredictable makeup, and Reba responded by saying that she never puts on makeup for more than two hours.
Jiang Siming replied with a golden sentence: if it lasts for more than two hours, it's not makeup, it's decoration.
Reba was so angry and unable to refute that the audience was happy and applauded. This was a great sentence! Golden words! Take notes!
Later, Reba actually agreed to cooperate with Jiang Siming to sell clothes. The audience shouted that there was definitely adultery!
After Jiang Siming successfully deceived his first customer using this method, many people saw the business opportunity and shouted that this was a great trick!
This guy is such a smart guy! Sales talent!
The two people were playing around, talking and laughing, which was watched with gusto in the eyes of the audience.
Countless viewers expressed that this wave of CP parties has stood firm!
The funniest thing during the period that made the audience laugh was the scene where Jiang Siming used Reba as a shield to block the water.
The key point is that after Jiang Siming blocked the water, he still wanted to ask Reba for ice cream.
This scene almost broke everyone's intestines with laughter.
Even at Jiang Siming's house, the five women collapsed on the sofa laughing.
"Hahaha, senior brother, how can you be so bad and use other girls to block the water?"
"Reba is so pitiful, he got wet all over his face, pfft, but it's still funny."
"I was just wondering how this guy has such a long head, and he still dares to ask people for ice cream, haha."
"Daddy did a great job, hehe."
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Jiang Siming scratched his head when he heard this. He said that he was just doing it for the effect of the show. Do you believe it?
Dragon TV's ratings unexpectedly reached...! Officially surpassing Hunan and Jiangsu and Zhejiang TV! Taking the first place!
Dongfang Taili and the Chicken Tiao director team are all encouraged and happy. Sure enough, this program will be very popular!
It was a very wise decision to invite Jiang Siming!
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It’s the third update~ There’s only one day left for the senior high school students to be relieved. Blessings in advance! Let’s set off the fireworks!
Thunderbolt, bang bang bang~Oh! Such a bad adjective~(To be continued)