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Chapter 464 'Desert Camel'

"Uncle, you're high again!"

Although the young lady accompanying me said this, she was no longer as angry as before.

"I've already helped you win two games, can you take a photo of me in a swimsuit?" Jiang Siming was thinking about it.

"That's a nice thought, but there is no such clause in our bet."

The girl who plays with me is not fooled at all, she seems to be a conservative girl.

"Then what do you have to do before you are willing to give me your swimsuit photos?" Jiang Siming asked.

"Sing me a song and I'll give it to you if it satisfies me. How about it, uncle?" said the little girl who was playing with her.

"Singing?" Jiang Siming smiled. Isn't this a perfect match for his unique skill?

But when he thought about it, Jiang Siming felt that it wasn't that simple, because his voice deliberately changed to a cigarette and alcoholic voice.

If he sings in his original voice, the other party will definitely know that he has been hiding it from her, and they will probably be even more angry.

So now Jiang Siming can only sing with a cigarette and alcoholic voice. What kind of songs is suitable for this type of voice...

Got it!

Jiang Siming replied to her: "No problem, how about I sing you a song you have never heard before?"

"I've never heard of it? Is it a foreign song?" the girl accompanying me asked curiously.

"No, it's just a Chinese song. But I wrote this song myself and no one has heard it yet."

The audience in the live broadcast room were full of surprises when they heard Jiang Siming say this. They didn't expect to see Ming Shen flirting with a girl and also come up with a new song, haha! It's so profitable!

"Really, uncle, do you know how to write your own songs? You're talented. Let's sing it, but the quality must be acceptable. Also, don't sing those obscene songs, otherwise I'll be angry!"

"Hey, hey, are you playing with me or am I playing with you? Do you believe it or not if I give you a five-star negative review?" Jiang Siming said with a smile.

"Hehe, uncle, don't I want to take you on a green and healthy road? Nowadays, girls are not attracted to uncles who talk a lot and love to drive. You need to change your image~"

The young ladies playing with me all started acting coquettishly.

"Then you can fall in love with me if I change my image?"

"Maybe, you should sing the song first~" the accompanying girl urged.

Jiang Siming had no choice but to decide to sing first.

"I'll get a guitar and wait a minute."

"Hey, uncle, you can also play the guitar. Are you sure you are just a cattle farmer?" The young lady accompanying me started to become suspicious.

Jiang Siming coughed twice and explained: "You can't learn guitar if you raise cattle. This is my usual hobby and I have been learning it for many years."

"That's it, then you sing, uncle. If you sing well, I'll give you a photo of me in my swimsuit~ I've never shown this kind of photo to anyone."

"Don't worry, it's fine."

Jiang Siming agreed and started playing the guitar.

A Western and rock style suddenly appeared in the notes!

"I want to cross this desert

Find your true self

I only have a camel with me..."

Along with Jiang Siming's singing, the girls playing with him and the audience in the live broadcast room were stunned.

The young lady accompanying me was shocked by Jiang Siming's beautiful hoarse singing voice.

It was as if I heard a charming and bearded man who had traveled from the desert wilderness, singing while walking in the vast desert.

That kind of freedom and chicness, no one can imitate.

The reason why the audience was dumbfounded was that Jiang Siming actually sang a song he wrote in a completely different voice. Oh dear, this man can also change his voice!

"I stepped into the desert boat

Carrying pipe and hourglass on back

He also held a bottle of strong liquor in his hand

The long ancient road

Indescribable joy, anger and sorrow

Only the camel is still running..."

The more people listen to Jiang Siming's song, the more it tastes like desert, lonely boat, ancient road and strong liquor.

Just these few words have given everyone a picture of the desert landscape, making everyone want to travel to the desert with a backpack.

The young lady who was playing with her was completely fascinated and didn't say a word for fear of disturbing Jiang Siming's singing.

And the arrival of the chorus of this song made her admiration for Jiang Siming skyrocket.

"What ghostly legend

What ghosts and monsters?

Only the herons and eagles are singing quietly

Yellow sand flies across the sky

Visit every corner

Walking in the endless vast river of stars..."

Wow! This is the devil!

Even a smokey voice can sing such a flavorful song!

At this time, the little sister playing with her was already filled with colorful hearts, and the little stars of admiration were lighting up all over the sky in her heart!

The uncle is really amazing. He plays games so well and sings so beautifully. Especially his voice is really like a male gun, full of vicissitudes and magnetism.

Apart from his habit of talking and driving, the young lady felt that he fit every image of an uncle she had ever dreamed of.

If she were a little lolita, she would definitely be crying and shouting to Jiang Siming: "Shu, let's fall in love~"

After Jiang Siming finished singing a song, the little girl accompanying him applauded.

"Uncle, what's the name of this song?"

""Desert Camel"" Jiang Siming replied.

"It sounds so good! I forgot to record it. Will I still be able to listen to it later?" the accompanying girl asked worriedly.

Jiang Siming smiled and said, "If you want to hear me come to your city to sing for you."

"Uncle, you are so kind to me. I am so touched. I am willing to meet you offline! But only in public places during the day for a meal."

The young lady accompanying me actually agreed.

The male audience members all wailed, "Oh my God, why did this guy pick up such a beautiful girl so quickly? It's inhumane!"

Why can't they find such a good thing?

The moment the young lady agreed, a task completion prompt appeared in Jiang Siming's head.

"The mission is completed, and you will be rewarded with a high-quality blue fragment!"

"Pick up [Mother-in-Chief Sensing Pill*1] blue fragment*1 (1/1). The number of fragments is full and can be used directly."

[Zi Mu Sensing Pill]: It is divided into one mother pill and ten child pills. Whenever the user of the child pill is in danger, the energy of the pill will burst out from the body to withstand a crisis for the owner, and the user of the mother pill will be able to resist the crisis no matter where he is.

The ground will have induction and can know the exact location of the other party.

pretty!

Jiang Siming was overjoyed. He had been thinking about this issue since the company was attacked, but he didn't expect that his worries would be dispelled in a moment.

This thing is so useful. It is much more useful than the Lao Shizi amulet he thought, for quickly practicing the skills.

Withstand a crisis, and as long as you take the mother pill, you can sense the location of other child pill users.

This way he can get there as quickly as possible.

It's a pity that the number of Zidan is a bit small, ten pills don't seem to be enough.

Emmm...

Let's do the math.

Just the family, parents, grandparents and sister, not counting the uncle’s family, only 5.

Xinyi, Zhirou, Yingzi, Zhao Xuan, Shengxue, Qianyi, Shiyuan, Yoona, Dadai, Tuantuan, Jiang Lan, Liang Tian...

Oh my god! Jiang Siming is confused!

Uncle Ni, when did I take in so many girls without knowing it...

Jiang Siming felt that he had definitely exceeded the standard in completing the tasks set by his mother.

If you really want to be a father in the future.

He estimated that one person could make the Jiang family prosperous and full of descendants...

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One update after another~~

A fresh update! You only need a [banknote] to get it! Dear gentlemen, don’t miss it if you pass by! (To be continued)


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