As soon as they entered the house, Jiang Siming and Reba smelled the smell of poop.
Jiang Siming looked bitter and resentful, but Reba walked in anxiously to see which child had poop.
Finally, it was discovered that it was caused by the youngest girl. Reba quickly picked her up and went to change the baby's diaper.
Jiang Siming was left in the class to take care of other children. Seeing these children gradually waking up, Jiang Siming was one head and two older.
He swore that he really didn't like children, especially naughty children!
"Wow! I want my mother!" A little kid suddenly cried after waking up.
It didn't matter that he was crying, he directly led the children next to him to cry together.
Children are like this. When someone laughs, they laugh along with them. When someone cries, they are easily led to cry.
It was over now, and the detector turned on immediately. Although Jiang Siming had a big head, he still had to coax them.
"Young handsome guys and pretty girls, please stop crying. I'm begging you. I'm going to kneel down for you." Jiang Siming didn't have any experience.
The experience of raising Jiang Wanwan in the past has long been forgotten. Besides, with such a young child, they won’t be able to understand what you said to them.
Unlike my niece, although she is small, she is very sensible, and I have a blood relationship with her, so we get along well with her.
But these little brats didn't know Jiang Siming. When they saw such a big and tall man running in, they didn't recognize him at all. They were scared when they saw him.
The crying became louder and louder, and Jiang Siming's head grew louder and louder.
"Okay, okay, gentlemen, let me perform a show for you. Please stop crying, okay?" Jiang Siming said politely.
Finally, a few children stopped crying. They were probably curious about what show Jiang Siming was going to perform.
Jiang Siming quickly took a look at what was in the class. When he saw a small electronic keyboard, he was overjoyed. He quickly took it and started playing it without stopping.
Although it is just an electronic keyboard played by children, it is actually a real piano. Apart from the fact that the sound is quieter than a normal electronic keyboard when played, there is nothing wrong with it.
I originally wanted to sing a love song, but when I thought about how these children could understand it, Jiang Siming thought of a children's song.
Soon a very nice tune came out.
"Okay, Uncle Jiang is going to sing."
After Jiang Siming finished speaking, his voice was extremely gentle, fearing to scare these children.
"The black sky hangs low
Bright stars follow
Insects fly Insects fly
who are you missing
The stars in the sky are crying
Roses on the ground withered
....”
Jiang Siming's singing immediately attracted the children. The little kid who was crying for his mother also sniffed a few times and looked at Jiang Siming curiously.
The children have never heard such a beautiful song. Although they don't understand the lyrics, they still think this song is very beautiful.
"The cold wind blows, the cold wind blows
As long as I have you with me
Insects fly and flowers sleep
One pair after another is beautiful
Not afraid of darkness, just afraid of heartbreak
No matter if you are tired or not
No matter north, south, east or west
....”
After Jiang Siming finished singing, no one in the class cried anymore. The children all looked at Jiang Siming as if they were seeing the teacher.
The photographer uncle admired Jiang Siming for being able to coax a child to sing such a beautiful song.
It is estimated that this children's song casually sung by Jiang Siming will become popular again after this program airs.
It's really nice to listen to, and neither adults nor children can resist this song.
When Reba came back from diapering the little girl who had pooped her pants, she found that the class was very quiet, and she was very surprised.
"I thought I heard them crying just now. Why did they become quiet all of a sudden? How did you do that?" Reba asked with a surprised look on her face.
Jiang Siming immediately started to sneer and hummed: "You're kidding, who are you? A group of kids can't handle this."
"awesome."
As soon as Reba finished speaking, a child started crying again because Jiang Siming stopped singing.
Jiang Siming was in a hurry and hurriedly sang it again.
Only then did he staggeringly coax these 'devil kings'.
Finally, Jiang Siming sang it over and over again, and the children gradually learned it and were able to hum along with Jiang Siming.
Seeing that the time was coming, Jiang Siming sang the song with the children.
Unexpectedly, this version has become the most classic version of this song.
The two-hour experience of raising a baby was finally over. Jiang Siming and Reba walked out of the house, both of them heaving a sigh of relief.
Fortunately, Jiang Siming has skills, otherwise he would have spent these two hours surrounded by the cries of the children.
However, when the director counted the detectors, Jiang Siming and Reba were still the worst. There was nothing they could do. People would still cry when they cried, and they couldn't be coaxed.
A full ten years have been added to them, making them eight years old. They are not much younger than the others.
Currently, the youngest ones are Huang Lei and Wang Dan, who are only 7 years old, one year younger than Jiang Siming.
The two of them were very close to Jiang Siming in Leifeng Pagoda, and this time they were taking care of children again.
Huang Lei was very experienced, because he had two daughters. Coaxing these children was a piece of cake, and he made them obedient, well-behaved and sensible in just a few strokes.
This time, he and Wang Danjia are the youngest in age.
The other tallest ones are Sun Meili and Xiaozhu, both of whom are already 45 (face covering).
"Well, when you are in your forties, you are already an old married couple, but you may still encounter a mid-life emotional crisis and get divorced. The following test is very simple, the crisis of tacit understanding."
The director said that the task announced for this session was very simple, it was just a guessing game.
One person makes gestures and another person guesses the idiom.
Jiang Siming and Reba ended this idiom-guessing session with great tacit understanding in a crushing posture, which was not difficult for them both.
Everyone else was dumbfounded.
Because of these two people, no matter what gesture Jiang Siming made, Reba could always guess it right away. It was as if the two of them had a heart, and they were so in tune with each other.
The others were not so relaxed. Each of them only guessed a few idioms correctly. In the end, when the results came out, they were already in the sixth grade as they were younger...
This also ushered in the last segment of this program.
"You are all retired old people now. What you are facing is the crisis of injury and loneliness. Next, follow our staff to the dressing room, and we will do an old-age makeup."
After the director shouted, everyone went to the dressing room together. When they thought of wearing old age makeup, everyone was looking forward to it and wanted to see what they would look like when they were old.
Huang Lei and the others have long since transformed into old men. They had already played the role of an old man in the program "Long Road to Life".
So they look forward to what other people look like wearing old age makeup.
The makeup took a long time, and it took more than three hours for everyone to do it.
When everyone got up from their chairs, they almost couldn't recognize each other when they saw each other.
Jiang Siming glanced in Reba's direction subconsciously. The two looked at each other and suddenly burst into laughter.