"I understand women like you." Jiang Siming understood at first, and then said: "You have clear soup noodles, long straight hair, a clear voice, and you like to drink green tea."
"It looks like she's bare-faced, but in fact she's made up in an unpredictable way, with three ounces of powder and one ounce of rouge, covering the blue circles under her eyes that have been overindulged. She's been peacefully passing through the years, and her eyes are innocent."
"Gentle and tactful, harmless to humans and animals, retro literary and artistic, prone to diseases and disasters."
Hearing this, the audience almost burst into laughter, it was so well said!
But it wasn't over yet, Jiang Siming's words continued.
"If you don't drink much, you'll get drunk quickly. If you have a man, you'll get drunk even faster."
"I like to show off, and seem to be fresh. I am patient and kind, and my eyes are filled with tears."
These words simply speak to the hearts of all men and women. Anyone who has encountered green tea will shout, "Well said! It's so perfect!"
They didn't know that the color on Liu Genhua's face was changing one after another at this time.
Finally, Jiang Siming's words suddenly became sharper.
"Now, at night, you are in the wrong place in my live broadcast room. When you go out, turn left to find Ma Rong, turn right to find Ma Su, go wherever you want, don't leave any traces, I am worried for you."
"You will regret it, Jiang Siming!" Liu Genhua, who was so angry that she was so angry, said this and left in despair.
Leaving the audience laughing wildly, she is destined to be recorded today and become the background of Jiang Siming's classic green tea definition remarks.
"Finally got rid of this fly, let's start the game." Jiang Siming chuckled.
Tuantuan covered her mouth and smiled: "Brother Xiao Ming didn't expect you to be so cruel to girls."
"It depends on who is right. Let's discuss the matter. I won't judge the gender." Jiang Siming replied.
However, Dai Xiaomei was a little worried and said: "Brother Ming, the agency behind this person is very big. I'm afraid you will be in trouble. It's all my fault. If you hadn't added this person as a friend, you wouldn't have caused this kind of trouble."
Come."
"What does it have to do with you? What can they do if their agency comes and seeks black fans to spray me? They have to be able to spray me." Jiang Siming didn't care.
Everyone heard the same thing. Although Jiang Siming only heard that Jiang Siming had criticized people twice, each time he criticized the other person until they couldn't even talk nonsense.
The first time it was Gu Cun, the second time it was Liu Genhua, hahaha.
Hearing what Jiang Siming said, Dai Xiaomei had no choice but to put this worry back in her heart, and the three of them began a happy three-black career.
However, before playing twice, Jiang Siming’s live broadcast room barrages began to have many trumpets, all of which were first- and second-level accounts.
When he came in, he sprayed wildly at Jiang Siming.
Jiang Siming didn't notice it at first, but then there were more and more, almost covering other barrages.
Soon, more than a dozen emperor accounts entered Jiang Siming's live broadcast room. Instead of complaining, they began to throw dirty water on Jiang Siming.
Some people say that Jiang Siming is cheating, and they also say that he has already confirmed it.
It is also said that Jiang Siming rose to power through women.
etc.
Anyway, they said whatever was unpleasant and heart-wrenching.
But Jiang Siming was not angry at all, but smiled.
"Hey, this is revenge. It's great to have a godfather company. When you step out, someone will stand up for you. There are indeed many rich fools like this. Look, there are more than ten emperors at once. Okay
It’s scary.”
The audience who was originally fighting back against Jiang Siming suddenly became happy. Yes, there are indeed many such fools.
At this time, an emperor who had reached level 10, that is, full level, spoke.
"I bought a watch last year!"
Everyone is familiar with this saying, which is a homophone for qnmlgb.
Jiang Siming not only did not talk back, but instead said: "What kind of expression?"
The audience was a little confused. Has Mingshen really never heard this Internet curse? Now he is at a disadvantage.
But some clever viewers laughed.
"Myojin cowhide!"
"What watch? Sb? means. Hahahaha"
"66666+, I didn't understand it at first."
"I thought Mingshen didn't know this trick, but I didn't expect it to be solved in an instant."
"This counterattack is so powerful. Take out the notebook and memorize it and study it!"
...
The emperor was originally very proud, but when he realized what he was doing, he was very angry.
But he had long heard that Jiang Siming was very good at scolding, so there was no benefit in scolding him.
The emperor simply stopped scolding and directly threatened.
"I won't tell you too much. Since you have offended the people in my company, prepare to face the wrath of my company. I will open a hundred thousand small accounts and use them in your room. I will use them every day just to disgust you to death!"
"It's really rich." Jiang Siming smiled and said: "But I think one hundred thousand trumpet accounts are too few, there is no queue, and there are too many viewers in my live broadcast room, it is best to open dozens more
One million, otherwise you really can’t criticize my audience.”
"Ming Shen is right! Do you want to confront me? Have I ever been afraid of you black fans and trolls?"
"Bitch Economic Company, go to hell with you, if you slander me once, I will go to your company anchor's live broadcast room and slander you ten times!"
"Come on, come on, there are more than 14 million people here, and you, a hundred thousand navy troops, let me see how you can become so evil."
"Brothers, we are not needed here. There are too many brothers. Let's go to the live broadcast room of their company to cause trouble!"
"Yes, yes! Especially don't let that green tea bitch go, let's go!"
...
The audience who were about to leave were stopped by Jiang Siming.
"Brothers, please don't be impulsive. If you used to swipe the screen, you fell into their trap. People like them will lose face. If you scold them, it will be in vain. Instead, they will gain their popularity in vain."
"They came here with this idea in mind. Let's do this. The navy sharks won't ignore it. I'll go find the executives to deal with it. His hundreds of thousands of navy sharks will be wasted."
When Jiang Siming said this, many viewers who wanted to leave actually gave up the plan obediently.
After Jiang Siming and Sun Youcai communicated for a while, something magical happened. All the trolls and black fans in Jiang Siming's live broadcast room disappeared, and even the curse words disappeared.
Only the dozen or so emperors were left staring there.
"Come on, let's continue. As many black accounts as you open, I can eliminate them here. Otherwise, your emperor will start scolding you too? I can also report it. Although I won't ban your account, I will ban you for dozens of days.
It should still be possible.”
Jiang Siming smiled like a fool, with a warm smile on his face, but in the eyes of the other party, he looked even more angry.
"You are so proud of your mother that you are a bitch, let me see how proud you are!"
"Then it depends on when you die suddenly. If you play like this green tea bitch on the bus every day, don't get infected with AIDS someday. You may die very early. Don't worry, I will go to the funeral parlor to visit you and lay my ashes on you by the way.
Spit."
If you scold me dirty, Jiang Siming can scold you even more dirty. If you scold me without leaving any trace, Jiang Siming can scold you clearly and refinedly.
Anyway, Shark’s ethos doesn’t care about scolding people. If you want to scold, then I’ll scold with you. Jiang Siming has never been a person who likes to suffer losses.
Not only that, other emperors and nobles who have been in Jiang Siming's live broadcast room have also been fighting back on Jiang Siming's behalf. (To be continued)