Who would have thought that as soon as Weijia finished speaking and everyone didn't realize that he was there, Jiang Siming stood up and "sternly" accused Weijia, saying:
"Brother Jia, what do you mean? I said she's too beautiful, so I changed her to another one, so you said I'd change her to that sister. You're clearly...that sister. I can't say it, you know."
Jiang Siming's stern look woke Xie Nana up.
"What do you mean, Weijia? What do you mean? Tell me clearly. Who are you calling ugly? Who are you calling ugly?" Xie Nana immediately poked Weijia's arm and asked angrily with his eyes wide open.
"I didn't... Ouch, ouch, I didn't, that's not what I meant, Jiang Siming provoked... Ouch, ouch..."
Before this so-called PK started, the two members of the Happy Family were already fighting each other, and the audience was laughing happily.
Fortunately, He Jiong stopped them in time and let Xie Na appear, because they found that it was a bit unreliable for a teammate like Wu Xin to turn against Jiang Siming after just saying a few nice words to the enemy.
In order to perform realistically, Jiang Siming and Xie Na sat on chairs and pretended to be sitting in a car.
"Finally arrived at your home."
Jiang Siming put a prop steering wheel there and pretended to drive, driving as if nothing was wrong. He also used his right hand to pull the handbrake. This scene already made the audience cover their mouths and stifle laughter.
"So fast, we're home." Xie Nana said in a pretending to be a little birdie voice.
"Yes, in order to send you away quickly, I was speeding just now." Jiang Siming replied.
Hahahaha. The audience wanted to bear it, but they couldn't bear it anymore.
Xie Nana was not discouraged and continued to say shyly: "Why don't you come to my house and sit down? I'm at home alone today..."
"Wow! It's so dangerous for you to be alone at home. How about I send you to your parents?" Jiang Siming said matter-of-factly.
"No... no, thank you."
Xie Nana began to roll his eyes internally.
But she had an idea, took out her cell phone and pretended to hang up, and said angrily:
"It's my ex-boyfriend again. He often calls me to beg me to get back together. I won't agree. Now I just want to find a boy quickly to make him give up completely."
After saying that, he looked at Jiang Siming meaningfully. Jiang Siming also cast an ambiguous look, and the two looked at each other, as if they were about to succeed.
Xie Nana thought that he had nothing to say because he was just a little kid. He couldn't have been finished by his sister in just two or three strokes.
"Hey! I have a friend who is very nice and outstanding. He is just a little bit awkward, but he is such a nice person. I can introduce him to you two."
Jiang Siming came out of the drama in a second and shouted to Xie Nana.
"No, I want someone more handsome." Xie Nana said.
"That won't work. You're too handsome to look down on you."
"Pfft!" Xie Na felt a mouthful of old blood go up her throat and almost felt like vomiting.
"Then let me ask you, if looks were put aside, what kind of girl would you fall in love with?"
"Can't leave it alone."
The audience in the audience laughed until their stomachs hurt. Is this a low emotional intelligence? This is not just low, this is already considered a moron in emotional intelligence.
I can’t put this aside, it’s so spiritual.
After one plan failed, another plan worked. Xie Nana rubbed his arms and shouted: "Oh, it's so cold. I really want someone to hold me..."
Before he finished speaking, Jiang Siming tapped the bottom of the steering wheel and said: "Leng, you told me earlier, I will turn up the air conditioner for you."
Xie Nana was unconvinced and started pouting at Jiang Siming and said, "My lipstick is honey-flavored, do you want to taste it?"
This is asking for a kiss. Thank you. Does your brother Jie know that you are doing such a big job? Jiang Siming quickly waved his hand and said:
"I can't eat sugar. Eating sugar will make me gain weight. I'm losing weight recently. I'm also thinking about losing weight so I can find a girlfriend."
"Then let's do fifteen or twenty. How about the loser agrees to a condition?"
"No, no, this is gambling. Gambling is harmful to health and harmful to the family."
"..."
Xie Na gritted his teeth, holding his breath and whispered: "It's so angry..."
"Ah? Are you angry?" Jiang Siming immediately asked with concern.
Unexpectedly, Xie Na immediately followed up and said: "Well, I know a good way to reduce the anger, which is a kiss~"
"What a good method. I'll take you to a traditional Chinese medicine clinic to do cupping and scraping. The fire will go away immediately."
"Ah!!! No, I have to hold back!"
Xie Nana was the angry boss, but in order to win, he still suppressed it forcefully.
Xie Nana put on a shy face again and said to Jiang Siming: "You know, we didn't see each other for only a day yesterday, and I already missed you~"
"Why do you want me? I'm not dead."
"I think I'm falling in love with you."
"Hold it, I'm secretly in love."
"...."
"Hey, let me ask you a question, do you think I am good-looking or ugly?"
"You are the middle type between good-looking and ugly."
"Isn't this your ideal type~"
"It's so ugly."
"...."
"You must be very tired today, you have been running in my mind all day."
"That's me looking for an exit."
"You are acting weird and cute today~"
"You are also weird and ugly."
Hahahahahaha...
Hejiu and Weijia were seen sitting on the ground holding their stomachs, laughing incomprehensibly.
Wu Xin was holding her stomach and was out of breath. She would probably die soon.
"I won't play anymore! Change it to another one! The plot has been changed to, now that we are in love, I will dump you now!"
Xie Nana jumped up and shouted, she couldn't stand it any more. If this continued, she would rather die!
"Okay, but if I say something unpleasant, don't be angry."
Jiang Siming shrugged. She was a scoundrel. Seeing that she was old, he just let her forget it once.
“Once a word is spoken, it’s hard to follow it!”
Xie Na agreed wholeheartedly and immediately changed his role, from pursuing Jiang Siming to ditching Jiang Siming.
"Listen, let's break up! You will find someone better than me."
After Xie Na said that, he walked away, feeling very happy.
I thought that this time you, a little guy like me, would have to coax me. Let’s see how you coax me.
Jiang Siming did what he said, he immediately grabbed Xie Na's hand and begged:
"Don't leave. If I can't keep an ordinary guy like you, how can I keep someone better..."
"Ah!!! I don't want to play anymore! I give up!"
Xie Nana collapsed, holding her head and shouting in despair, and ran away without wanting to stay for a moment. If she stayed with Jiang Siming any longer, she was afraid that she would die with him if she couldn't help it.
The whole audience burst into laughter. After this program was broadcast, there were countless people in front of the TV laughing so hard tonight, so many women laughing their facial masks off, and so many men laughing their cigarette butts down their trouser legs.
Jiang Siming used his strength to demonstrate to everyone what it means to be a straight man and what it means to be a strong man.
Every word he says can make you angry. It's a miracle Xie Nana can endure it for so long.
[Author's digression]: The third update~ (To be continued)