The first thousand two hundred and forty-six chapters it is stupid Erha
"Wow, what a big bastard!"
Fang Guoxiang came over, stared at the turtle in the water like a pot lid, and screamed loudly. She walked to Li Zhi and said excitedly: "Are you going to fish out the big tortoise in the pool?"
Come out, I'll help you!"
"..."
Li Zhi looked at her and asked in confusion: "Have you learned the "Ancestral Dragon Scripture"?"
The time is shorter than Dong Xiaorou's, could it be said that Fang Guoxiang is more evil than Dong Xiaorou's qualifications? This seems a bit unscientific!
Fang Guoxiang blinked twice: "No, I'll take a break when I'm tired from studying. My mother has told me since I was a child that I should balance work with rest!"
puff!
It turned out that she was here for the intermission of the "Work and Rest" show. Li Zhi thought she had learned the "Ancestral Dragon Sutra", so he just said that!
"Is there a problem?"
Finally, he looked at Li Zhi eagerly and said something.
Li Zhi couldn't laugh or cry, shook his head and said: "No problem, of course no problem!"
"Hey!" Fang Guoxiang turned to look into the pool, and couldn't help but exclaimed: "Look, look, there's another one in there, there's another one, such a big tortoise, these two tortoises are really
Big, I just don’t know if there are any bastards out there!”
"..." Li Zhi couldn't help but touch his nose. Why did he feel so awkward?
Fang Guoxiang turned around and asked excitedly: "Are there any? Let's fish them out!"
"What to do with it?" Li Zhi asked.
"Of course, it's stewed with meat and soup. Such a big bastard must be very nourishing." Fang Guoxiang winked at Li Zhi and said, "It's also quite good for you!"
What else could Li Zhi say? Are all the girls nowadays more 'fierce' than men? Seeing such a big bastard, not only was he not afraid, his first thought was to fish it out and stew it.
?
If someone marries someone like this and goes back to his family, he will suffer a lot!
"Don't you think, they are already spiritual, wouldn't it be better to kill them and eat them?" Li Zhi asked with a wry smile.
Fang Guoxiang tilted her head and looked at him and said: "Hey, don't you think Boss Li is quite kind? Now that the bastard has become spiritual, shouldn't he be called a bastard? Now that spiritual beasts have become spiritual, why are they often hunted by people?
What about eating meat and drinking blood after being killed? Humans are the spirit of all things, and tortoises are meant to be eaten. Just like pigs, unless they become pigs, can they avoid the fate of being eaten by humans? No way!"
"Yes, you are right!"
Li Zhi looked at the two tortoises as big as pot lids in the pool. The heads of the two tortoises had not grown in size, but they seemed to be stronger and thicker. He didn't know if it was an illusion.
"But these two bastards can't be stewed!"
When Fang Guoxiang heard that Li Zhi said that the two big tortoises were not allowed to be stewed, she couldn't help but frowned, pouted and said, "Why can't they be stewed? They are already so big!"
"...keep it for laying eggs!" Li Zhi couldn't laugh or cry.
"Lay eggs?" Fang Guoxiang was stunned for a moment, then nodded thoughtfully and said: "This is a good idea. If you can really lay eggs and reproduce, then there will be no shortage of bastard soup in the future. By the way, bastard eggs should also be good.
Let’s eat?”
Li Zhi looked at her and asked, "Does your mind only know about eating?"
"No!" Fang Guoxiang replied without thinking: "I still know you!"
Grass!
It's not about cursing people in a roundabout way.
In the pool, in addition to two tortoises, there were also two small ink turtles. I don't know where they went, but they didn't show their heads anyway.
After the two tortoises thanked Li Zhi, they swam back into the water again.
"Are these two big tortoises the only ones in the pool?" Fang Guoxiang went to the edge of the pool and looked inside, but the water was dark green and he couldn't see what was underneath.
"Well, I just bought it!" Li Zhi nodded, thought for a moment, and simply took some more spiritual stones and threw them into the pool, letting the fish, shrimp and bastards inside evolve and reproduce on their own!
"Is there anyone selling such a big tortoise?" Fang Guoxiang straightened up and asked curiously.
Li Zhi said: "You only grew so big when you came back!"
Before Fang Guoxiang could say anything, he checked the time and saw that it was getting late. Li Zhi walked back towards the palace.
"Have you learned it?" Li Zhi looked at Mu Xiaomei who was getting up and asked with a smile.
Mu Xiaomei glanced at Li Zhi, frowned slightly, and shook her head twice: "No, but... I seem to have some clues."
Li Zhi sighed inwardly. Sure enough, not everyone can be as 'monstrous' as Dong Xiaorou! He smiled and said, "Don't worry, take your time. It took me more than a month to learn it!"
"Yeah!" Mu Xiaomei nodded.
"Let's go, I'll take you to see something interesting." Li Zhi greeted Zhao Yafang with a smile and led them towards the flower garden behind.
"You guys are awake, there are two such big bastards here!" Fang Guoxiang looked at Mu Xiaomei, Zhao Yafang and Li Zhi and made exaggerated gestures.
"Who are you lying to?" Zhao Yafang rolled her eyes at her. According to Fang Guoxiang's gesture, it couldn't be much smaller than a car. The pool is so shallow, how could it possibly fit such a big turtle.
"You still don't believe it!" Fang Guo Xiang pouted.
Wow!
The water splashed open, and a turtle came out. It was about three or four meters tall. The shell on its back was like black ink, and its head was as big as a washbasin!
Zhao Yafang was stunned for a moment, and even Fang Guoxiang, who was making gestures just now, was a little dumbfounded.
"I, what I just said was the bastard, this, isn't this a turtle? Why, do you have clothes to change in there?" Fang Guoxiang muttered to himself.
Poof!
Li Zhi almost stopped laughing.
"What kind of clothes do you want to change? I'm just a turtle, okay?"
Fang Guoxiang turned her head, looked at Li Zhi eagerly and said, "Just now, weren't those two bastards just now?"
"Who told you that there are only bastards in the pool?" Li Zhi asked with a smile.
There were not only tortoises, but also ink turtles. Li Zhi bought them himself. He didn't know it. He just didn't expect that two ten centimeter ink turtles would grow so big in just a short time.
I don’t know if Li Zhi threw the thousands of intermediate spiritual stones into the pool and the tortoises, turtles, fish, shrimps, etc. in it would all turn into spirits.
Of course, Li Zhi just thought about it. He would be willing to give up the ordinary spiritual stones, but the intermediate spiritual stones squeezed out so much from Monir, and they would be gone after using them.
I don’t know if the ‘Ice Spiritual Stone’ has the same effect as the Spiritual Stone. Although the spiritual energy contained in it is not as much as the Spiritual Stone, it is still pure ‘spiritual energy’.
I asked someone to send a batch over to try. I didn't have many ordinary spirit stones in my hand. They were all thrown into the pool and the medicine garden. It was obviously a waste to some extent, and the gain outweighed the loss.
"Wow, look, you bastard, no, the turtle is crawling up!" Fang Guoxiang shouted noisily.
When she was here, there was no movement at all in the pool. Why did the turtle and the bastard come out as soon as Li Zhi came? Fang Guoxiang felt strange!
There was not only one turtle, but also a slightly smaller one behind it, probably his wife. Anyway, there were two turtles, one male and one female. As for the two tortoises, whether they were male or female, that was not clear.
, the owner of the aquarium shop bought it to honor his father-in-law, so he naturally didn’t identify the male and female when buying it!
Climbing to a place not far in front of Li Zhi, he stretched his head as if to say hello to Li Zhi, because it was Li Zhi who bought them and brought them back, so he should know that Li Zhi is the 'owner'.
"It evolves so fast!" Li Zhi muttered softly. He was almost catching up with the spiritual beasts. If he stayed in the water for a longer time, he might evolve deeper.
"Look, the tortoise in the pool has also come out!" Fang Guoxiang pointed at the pool, looked towards Zhao Yafang, and said proudly: "I just said there is a tortoise in the water. You still don't believe it. Now that it's out, why don't you still
What’s there to say?”
"You're right, there really are bastards!" Zhao Yafang didn't argue with her. Is there really a bastard? There were two big bastards. They all came out of the pool. What else could she say.
But it’s also strange. The pool is quite large, a hundred meters long and twenty or thirty meters wide. But there are several such big tortoises hiding in it. How come they can’t be seen at all?
What does it mean? It means the water is very deep!
Bang, the water surface moved again, and a red and white golden scale, about one meter long, not too big, but with enchanting brilliance, jumped out of the water surface, and quickly fell back.
"What is that?"
"Koi!"
"Such a beautiful koi? It should be worth a lot of money!" Fang Guoxiang asked with his mouth wide open.
"..."
Either he’s thinking about stewed bastard, or he’s thinking about whether it’s worth the money. If he doesn’t like it, who can he think of it?
"There are more than a dozen koi in it. If you like it, I'll give you one as a gift!" Li Zhi smiled and said nonchalantly. It's just beautiful, but I don't know if it tastes good or not.
Mu Xiaomei shook her head and said with a bitter smile: "No, there is no place to raise her!"
Should such a big koi be kept in a bathtub?
A pair of tortoises and a pair of turtles, they seem to know that although they look similar to each other, they are definitely not the same race. So, the two tortoises are together, and the two ink turtles are together, and then they follow Li Zhi around, and they follow behind
, just like four pets!
"Why don't you give them a name? The two tortoises, the older one will be called Wang Da, the younger one will be called Wang Er, and the two turtles, the older one will be called Da Mo and the younger one will be called Xiao Mo." Fang Guoxiang said with a smile.
A pair of tortoises and a pair of ink turtles were named respectively.
Even Li Zhi didn't refuse, Wang Da Wang Er, Da Mo Xiao Mo, the characters were quite good, both vivid and easy to remember!
"Ouch!"
A roar!
Fang Guoxiang was so frightened that she almost sat down on the ground, stared in front with wide eyes, her legs trembled, and screamed in horror: "Oh my god, Canglang, Canglang Emperor is here, why is there Canglang Emperor here!"
‘Blue Wolf Emperor’ is an evolved beast in the virtual world. It is very powerful. It is a level 1 boss and no one has been able to defeat it yet!
Li Zhi looked at the handsome and wolf-like Erha in front of him, and wondered why it had evolved? Plants rely on the soil, fish, shrimps, and tortoises rely on the water in the pool. Erha's evolution depends on it.
What?
He is more than two meters tall and must be five or six meters long including his tail. He is majestic and intimidating in appearance. You can tell at a glance that he is not a simple character.
But the next 'coward' directly exposed the true nature.
He jumped to Li Zhi's side and kept thrusting his head towards Li Zhi's body, which looked very cowardly!
"Is this the 'Blue Wolf Emperor' you raised?" Fang Guoxiang asked tremblingly.
Zhao Yafang and Mu Xiaomei were both a little nervous and curious when they looked at the 'Blue Wolf Emperor' in front of them. Forget about the bastard turtle, there are also 'quasi-mythical beasts' in the virtual world here?
Li Zhi didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He raised his hand and patted the dog's head. He pushed it away with a disgusted expression and said, "Why is the Cang Wolf Emperor not the Cang Wolf Emperor? The Erha I just bought today is so stupid!"
"Woo!" As if hearing Li Zhi scolding himself for being stupid, Erha felt aggrieved and couldn't help but snarled, as if to say: "Who is stupid? I'm not stupid!"
"It, it, you said it's Erha?" Fang Guoxiang's eyes widened and she couldn't believe it. How could the legendary 'quasi-mythical beast' become Erha!
Li Zhi nodded and said: "Yes, it's Erha, silly Erha!"
When they arrived at the flower garden, Li Zhi finally understood how Erha evolved into this state. All kinds of fruits and vegetables in the flower garden had become spiritual plants, and he didn't know how many of them were eaten by Erha.
"Wow, what a big apple tree!" Fang Guoxiang screamed.
Zhao Yafang stared blankly at something as thick as a thigh at her feet. Half of her body had been eaten, and only half of it was left. Is this ginseng? Or a mutant white radish?
It looks like ginseng, but how can ginseng grow so big? (To be continued)