At five o'clock in the afternoon, Li Zhi's cell phone rang.
Arrived on time!
"Hey!" Li Zhi said in a long tone lazily. Now he was not begging for help, but his landlord, Ms. Xu, was begging him. His attitude had completely changed.
"Go downstairs, I'll wait for you at the gate of the community!" Xu Jiao said coldly.
"Now?" Li Zhi asked.
"has a problem?"
Li Zhi touched his nose. He felt so forceful and not funny at all. It was off-putting. He had a problem with farts and was lying on the sofa. He just wanted to spend more time and adjust the other person's temperament. He was too forceful.
Women will not be too attracted to men.
"Yes, I need to go to the toilet. Big, can you wait for a while? Why don't you drive the car in or come upstairs to sit down!" Li Zhi was lying there, opening his eyes and telling lies. What did he say?
After all, you can't control heaven and earth, right? Large size is very time-consuming.
"..." Xu Jiao frowned while sitting in the car. Although she had never seen herself as a tenant, her subconscious had already felt that this was a little naughty boy who was playing tricks on herself. But at this point,
There was no chance for her to change the general on the spot. "When will it be finished?"
"Half an hour?" Li Zhi asked tentatively.
Xu Jiao rolled her eyes and said stiffly: "I can give you five minutes at most. I'll wait for you downstairs in the apartment."
After saying that, he hung up the phone without waiting for Li Zhi to answer.
Li Zhi took the mobile phone, sat up from the sofa, stretched, and muttered to himself: "Is this right? You have to have a begging attitude when asking for help. It's quite a long way to wait for me at the gate.
Do you want me to go out?"
After changing my clothes and going downstairs, I saw a silver-white sports car parked there, with the carport open, and sitting inside was a fashionably dressed woman wearing sunglasses, with long wavy hair, very feminine.
"Miss Xu?" Li Zhi walked over and asked casually.
Li Zhi didn't dress up specially when he went out. At first glance, he looked like a student on a university campus wearing ordinary casual clothes.
Xu Jiao turned around, looked at Li Zhi, frowned and asked, "Are you the Li Zhi who wants to buy my house, that Mr. Li?"
"Why don't they look alike?" Li Zhi shrugged, opened the car door with a smile and got in. The two talked on the phone. It was impossible for the other party not to remember his voice.
Xu Jiao nodded and said, "It really doesn't look like it. How old are you?"
"Thirty-eight!" Li Zhi grinned and blurted out.
"Be serious with me, how old are you?" Xu Jiao scolded and asked with a straight face. There was really such a kind of coercion on her body that no one dared to refuse, indicating that she was in a high position and often gave orders to others.
But it has no effect on Li Zhi. She has a strong temper and no matter how imposing she is, it will be of no use to Li Zhi. First, Li Zhi does not take money from her and does not need to rely on her for food. Second, Li Zhi is not a bluff.
Ji has a hair, Ji, but he doesn’t want to have sex with her, so how can he pretend to be a grandson to her?
"Ms. Xu, it seems that we haven't reached this level of friendship yet, right? How old am I? To say something ugly, do I have anything to do with you? No, I don't want to mess with you, so there is no need to do it in front of you.
Pretending to be a grandson, I spent money to buy a house, and you begged me to do things. This is the only relationship we have, so please pay attention to your identity!" Li Zhi said with a playful smile.
"..."
To Li Zhi's surprise, Xu Jiao didn't say anything. Li Zhi didn't know what she was thinking. She was wearing sunglasses, and Li Zhi couldn't see her eyes.
After looking at Li Zhi for a long time, Xu Jiao started the car and said coldly: "I hope you can do what you said!"
"Eat as much as you want, drink as much as you want, talk less, isn't it just pretending to be a boyfriend? I'm actually very good at this!" Li Zhi said with a smile and a shrug.
Driving the car out of the community, Xu Jiao said: "In addition to my parents, the person I want to meet this time is also a blind date. He is the president of a group. He is worth about one billion. He is a rare hero in Haicheng.
He is thirty-two or thirty years old."
"So powerful, then why don't you try to get along with him? I think you are not too young, right?" Li Zhi tilted his head and looked at Xu Jiao and asked in confusion.
Xu Jiao drove with a straight face and said, "I don't want to find a boyfriend yet!"
Li Zhi touched his nose and muttered: "You are already a grown-up, and you still don't want to find a boyfriend. There are only two possibilities. The first possibility is that you have a man you like, but your family does not agree with this man.
,The second possibility is that you don’t like men, and your sexual orientation is somewhat different from ordinary people.
Of course, there may be a third possibility, such as frigidity or something, but I estimate that the second possibility is more likely. Hey, I’m not telling you, this is a disease. If you have a disease, you can treat it.
In fact, men are more suitable for you than women. You see, in the world, men can live happily with men and women with women. After all, they are still a minority. Most people are still men with women. Women are more comfortable with men.
hapiness!"
"Shut up!"
Xu Jiao scolded her with a straight face, turned to glare at Li Zhi, and said angrily: "Why do you talk so much?"
"I'm doing this for your own good!" Li Zhi shrugged and muttered: "Yes, you are so kind that you treat me like a donkey."
"I don't need your kindness. Just shut up. Didn't you just say it? Stop talking. No one will treat you as a mute if you don't talk." Xu Jiao scolded her with a straight face and continued to drive her car.
"If you don't say it, don't say it. What's wrong? Women are too domineering and men don't dare to want them. No wonder you haven't found a boyfriend yet!" Li Zhi finished speaking in a low voice and looked at the other party with a murderous look.
With a look in his eyes, he laughed twice and decisively closed his mouth.
He was not afraid that Xu Jiao would kill him, but he was afraid that the other party would be so angry that he would not know which one was the accelerator and which one was the brake. If the accelerator was used as the brake, it would be a tragedy.
My appearance is not bad, um, I can score 90 points. My figure, thighs are not thick, my height should not be less than 170, there is no fat on my waist, I should exercise regularly, I can also give 90 points, temperament, a little cold,
Arrogant, I don’t know if she is the kind of lady who is a lady under the bed and has sex in bed. However, Li Zhi doesn’t like this kind of temperament. I will give her eighty points at most. Her skin is okay...
After having nothing to do, Li Zhi gave the landlord, Ms. Xu, a score of eighty-six points.
Not high, not low.
But she's not a stunning beauty.
Of course, he must have some bias in it.
"When you get to the place, you only need to do three things." Xu Jiao said.
"What three things?" Li Zhi asked nonchalantly.
"First, pretend to be my boyfriend!" Xu Jiao said with a straight face: "Not only do you have to pretend, but you also have to pretend to look like it. At least you can't let anyone see that you are someone I pulled over from nowhere to pretend to be. That is to say
, we can’t expose the secret and make people doubt our relationship, understand?”
Li Zhi smiled bitterly and said: "The difficulty is quite high, but fortunately, I still have some confidence in my acting skills. What next?"
"Second, don't embarrass me!" Xu Jiao turned to look at Li Zhiyan: "I don't want people to spread the word that I, Xu Jiao, found a trash as my boyfriend!"
"Nah!" Li Zhi scolded in his heart. I am a good young man in the new era, how come I turn into garbage when you say it? "Am I too good-looking to be on the stage?"
"Yeah!" Xu Jiao hummed softly.
Li Zhi was immediately offended by her, and a hint of evil flashed in his eyes. Damn, since you want to play, I will pay you for playing and calling me rubbish. Let’s see if I make you cry tonight.
.
"You are belittling my personality by doing this, but I won't be angry because I will retaliate!" Li Zhi said with an evil smile.
Xu Jiao frowned and said, "Don't mess around. I'm not talking about you, I'm just reminding you."
"Let's just talk about the third point!" Li Zhi ignored her and said the words. Your explanation is of no use.
"Look at my eyes and act accordingly!" Xu Jiao sighed, she was at her wits end. If it wasn't for pulling a man from the street, she might not be reliable, so she would definitely do that.
"Understood!" Li Zhi nodded.
Xu Jiao drove directly to a nearby shopping mall and spent tens of thousands to help Li Zhi change his outfit from head to toe. Li Zhi didn't refuse. He was just 'doing work'. This outfit should be equivalent to professional attire. After all, he was going to see
Yes, he is a CEO with a net worth of over one billion. Of course, this 'billion' needs to be questioned. Li Zhi doesn't know if he is really worth that high. This is what Xu Jiao said himself, and he doesn't understand.
Are you going on a blind date? Who wouldn’t brag about themselves to be tall and awesome? If it were Li Zhi, Li Zhi would be able to brag like that!
"It's much more pleasing to the eye!" After Li Zhi finished changing his clothes, Xu Jiao looked him up and down and muttered.
Li Zhi smiled and shrugged: "That's not true. People rely on clothes and horses rely on saddles. The price of this outfit is enough for my three months' salary. After tonight, I don't need to return the clothes to you, right?"
"
Xu Jiao said with a straight face: "Repay it, why don't you pay it back? I will donate it to the Hope Project later!"
After saying that, he put on his sunglasses and walked outside the mall.
Looking at her background, he glanced at her buttocks maliciously, and muttered: "She's so mean, no wonder no man wants her. If it were me who was going on a blind date today, I wouldn't go at all. Who can
I’m attracted to you!”
"Speaking ill of someone behind their back will ruin your tongue!" Xu Jiao's voice came from the front.
Li Zhi curled his lips and quickly chased after him.
"Where to eat?" Sitting in the passenger seat, Li Zhi chewed a xylitol pill and asked casually.
"Eat seafood at Falling Star Building. Oh, I guess you don't know where Falling Star Building is. Anyway, it's a very high-end dining place. The price is very expensive. Most people have to make a reservation to eat. You're in luck this time!" Xu Jiao
He said with a straight face.
"..."
Li Zhi almost bit his tongue.
"As soon as you meet my parents, try to say as many nice things as possible, and of course don't act too pretentious, because I have found people to pretend to be boyfriends before, but most of them were found out later." Xu Jiao warned again.
Li Zhi smiled bitterly and asked: "Since I have a criminal record, is it useful for you to ask me to top the tank?"
Xu Jiao said nonchalantly: "My parents know it, but the people who came here for the blind date don't know it. However, my parents will probably dislike you by then, but they are also people of status and will not make things difficult for you.
You can be assured!"
"Why do I feel like the risk factor increases the more I listen to it?" Li Zhi touched his nose and said.
Xu Jiao grinned and replied: "Otherwise, if I let you pretend to be a boyfriend, it would be worth one million or hundreds of thousands?"
Li Zhi ignored him and went to the Falling Star Tower for dinner. He had to say hello to Meng Ruping in advance to save himself from having to worry about it later.