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"Sisters, do you think you'd like to be 'robbers'?" Li Zhi looked at the old aunts and asked with a smile.
He found it very interesting, otherwise he wouldn't be in the mood to play here!
"Okay, why isn't it good? We are thieves who kill the rich and give to the poor." Shuhong, the eldest sister at the head, patted her chest and said loudly.
Good tone, bold!
Li Zhiqian laughed twice and said in a low voice: "Sister, I'm not considered rich. Even if you kill me, you won't be able to help the poor. And even if I am a poor person, a real poor person will fall within your category of 'relief'
Bar!"
Sister Shuhong reacted, glared at Li Zhi, and cursed angrily: "Sister, don't play tricks on me. Are you poor? It doesn't matter what we say, but what you say doesn't count!"
"Yes, stop talking nonsense and take out the money first!" Dongmei, the third child, echoed.
The third sister squatted in the woods for a long time, and finally found a "fat sheep" that could be beaten before she plucked up the courage to jump out and did this. She wanted them to go back like this. She must have wanted to
Don't even think about it.
They are not proficient in their business. If they encounter a "hard opponent", they may not be able to get the money. They may have to be killed and go back to recite the "sutra" thousands of times before they can come back. Therefore, they have already found experience, and the number of people
Those who have too many cannot be robbed, those who appear to be strong cannot be robbed and cannot be beaten, and those who look too poor cannot be robbed because they have "no meat".
Anyway, no matter where you look at it, Li Zhi can be classified as "can" be robbed!
"But sisters, I really don't have any money!" Li Zhi smiled bitterly and spread his hands, pretending to be helpless and said: "It's not easy for me to earn some power of faith!"
"It's not easy to know you, so we sisters are not greedy. We only need half of your wealth!" Sister Shufen, the second eldest sister, spoke up. With her interference, she couldn't let this 'deal' go awry.
Li Zhi rolled his eyes and asked with a smile: "Sisters, your 'business' is not easy to do, right?"
The boss Shuhong nodded and said with a sigh: "Who says it's not the case? People nowadays are all naughty, and they come out in groups, and sometimes they even play with pigs and tigers..."
The third child, Dongmei, reminded: "Sister, it's called 'pretending to be a pig and eating the tiger'!"
"Yes!" The eldest sister Shuhong patted her thigh and nodded, "It's just 'pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger'. Our sisters have been eaten by others four or five times!"
Poof!
Li Zhi couldn't hold it back and burst out laughing.
Those who 'pretend to be pigs and eat tigers' are not particular enough. It's not good to 'eat' anyone but these three fun old ladies. I bully them so that they won't come in to play. I can feel sorry for myself.
The eldest sister Shuhong was not happy and slapped Li Zhi on the back of the head. She blew her beard angrily and said with eyes wide open: "Little monkey, are you laughing at us?"
"I don't dare, I don't dare, I absolutely don't dare!" Li Zhi quickly begged for mercy and shook his head and said: "How dare I laugh at these elder sisters? Alas, those people who pretend to be pigs and eat tigers are really unscrupulous, and they dare to offend three tiger sisters.
Isn’t it simply lawless!”
"Brat!"
Not only were the three old sisters not angry, but they made Li Zhi laugh. Are they playing games or robbing is serious business?
Not necessarily, the real thing is to come in and have fun and relieve boredom!
"See, you are destined to be with us. Why don't we let you join the gang and rob houses with us... No, kill the rich and give to the poor!" The boss Shuhong seemed to have taken a liking to Li Zhi so much that she even planned to recruit Li Zhi.
Join.
"Yes, after you join, our sisters will take you to eat and drink!" Shufen, the second child, smiled and nodded.
"..." Li Zhi touched his nose and couldn't help but smile. He might not be able to be a popular and popular person by hanging out with a few old sisters, but he would definitely be very happy.
"Believe us, our team will definitely grow stronger in the future!" Dongmei, the third child, encouraged Li Zhi.
Li Zhi smiled and scratched his head and said: "It's okay to do it, but... this doesn't meet my ideals. Robbing families and homes, no, killing the rich and giving to the poor is not what I want to do."
"Then what do you want to do? Find a wife? That's fine. When the sisters meet a good-looking girl, they can tie her back and be your wife in the village!" The eldest Shuhong seemed to understand Li Zhi's needs and thought.
Liao Xiang patted his chest and said.
Sister Dongmei, the third child, rolled her eyes and said with a smile: "If you feel that one person is not enough, it is not impossible to tie up three or two children for you. As for you, the first little brother to join the gang, our sister
A few of them will definitely take special care of you!"
Well, I have learned how to use inducements and inducements. As expected, I came from a mahjong field and I know how to use psychological tactics.
Li Zhi thought that the three elder sisters were quite interesting, and they were also considered 'hot-tempered people'. He smiled and said: "How about this? Look at the three sisters, hiding in the woods and robbing Dao'er is not a big deal.
After two days of playing, the excitement has worn off, and you will definitely feel that it is no longer interesting. How about you go play with me, and I will take you to play."
"You'll take us to play?"
The eldest sister, Sister Shuhong, reacted quickly. She glared at Li Zhi and said questioningly: "You kid, aren't you also that pig who wants to eat us?"
"Sister, you are pretending to be a pig to eat the tiger!" Sister Dongmei, the third child, reminded.
"right!"
Sister Shuhong looked at Li Zhi and said seriously: "Are you also a pig and want to eat our three tigers?"
"Ha ha!"
Li Zhi couldn't help but laugh out loud. These three elder sisters are definitely interesting.
"Put it aside for now, three sisters, what do you think of my proposal just now? Come and play with me. I don't dare to say that I will take you to eat and drink, but I will never let you be called 'pig'
Eat it!"
After a slight pause, Li Zhi continued to smile and said: "Can you try it first? Let's play together for a few days. If you don't think it's interesting, it's not as interesting as your 'rob the rich and give to the poor', you can also do it at any time
Leave!"
The eldest sister, Shuhong, raised her head and looked at the second eldest sister, Shufen, and the third eldest sister, Dongmei. She seemed to be asking them, how are they? Do you want to consider what this guy said?
"How about we follow this guy and give it a try? Anyway, we don't know how to play. We have been here for a few days and haven't succeeded in any robbery!" Sister Shufen, the second oldest, thought for a while and whispered.
"Brother, what are you going to do with us sisters?" Dongmei, the third child, looked at Li Zhi and asked.
Obviously Li Zhi’s words persuaded them!
Hiding in the woods, instead of being eaten by those 'pigs' all the time, it is better to follow this little pig around, and maybe there will be others!
Li Zhi said with a smile: "You three sisters, don't worry. Just follow me no matter how we play, I won't let you suffer!"
"Sister, what do you think?" The second eldest sister, Shufen, and the third eldest sister, Dongmei, both raised their heads and looked at the eldest sister, Shuhong.
"You can try it!" Sister Shuhong, the eldest, relented.
Just like that, Li Zhi went out and met the 'three elder sisters' who were sworn friends with Shulin San, and started the journey of the three elder sisters' awesome games!