Although there were many patients, most of them had nothing to do with Sun Lien. Lin Rou was handcuffed to a gurney by a group of policemen, waiting to be sent to the ICU for observation. Yang Jianqiang was sent to the composite operating room for observation. While drunk
The one who suffered third-degree frostbite was transferred to the burn department for treatment. As for Zhao Mengli, the woman with a ruptured corpus luteum, she was transferred to the gynecology inpatient department of the Fourth Central Hospital, out of the jurisdiction of the emergency department.
Back in the ninth clinic, Cao Yanhua looked at Sun Lien's expression with resentment.
"You kid... you are so lucky." Cao Yanhua looked at Sun Lien with a look of resentment on his face and gritted teeth as he spoke. "I'm not helping you, I'm simply trying to thunder you!"
Dr. Cao's little calculation was very loud in his mind. He took advantage of Sun Lien's time to go to work and came to sit in the consultation room for Sun Lien. Anyway, the consultation room is usually assigned to Level 3 and Level 4 patients who are not very urgent. Because of these
The patient's condition is not urgent, so it can be dealt with slowly, which is much better than the atmosphere in the emergency room where you have to work hard anytime and anywhere.
Unfortunately, God did not follow his wishes. Dr. Cao treated three patients during the nearly an hour that Sun Lien left. And all three of them were drunks.
In winter, at night, the last thing emergency doctors want to see is a patient who has drunk too much. Dr. Cao, who wanted to be lazy, met three strong men who drank too much. Speaking of which, people's drinking sometimes
It's so strange. Some people drink too much and don't say a word, and then find a safe place to shut up and sleep. But some people, such as the three treated by Dr. Cao, have a greater reaction to alcohol.
For example, when the first patient he received was opened by his companion, Dr. Cao thought he had met an unlucky man who had just fallen into a manure pit.
"What's going on? Is this what it is?" Cao Yanhua asked, pinching his nose. The smell on this person was too strong.
"We...we were drinking." The companion who came with us looked like he had drunk a lot, but he could barely stay awake. "As an appetizer...we had stinky amaranth and stinky tofu..."
"A person from Zhejiang Province?" Cao Yanhua sighed, "Then what happened to him?"
"He pickled stinky amaranth," my companion replied honestly. "After drinking too much, he suddenly wanted to give us a show of drinking stinky marinade."
"Then you vomited, right..." Cao Yanhua sighed. As a characteristic of Ningbo, the taste of this thing is really not acceptable to ordinary people. Especially the smelly brine used to pickle stinky amaranth, it is even more "fragrant.
” stuff.
"He didn't vomit." The companion shook his head. "He said the smelly marinade was not strong enough, and then he opened a can of smelly herring, saying it was imported from Europe. After two bites, he couldn't stand the taste and vomited.
After covering himself, he fainted..."
As a medical staff, although Cao Yanhua wanted to yell angrily, "Then why don't you eat shit!" But such words must not be said. So after wearing three layers of masks in a row, Cao Yanhua frowned and finished speaking to this man.
The "Shit Man"'s examination. After confirming that the vomit had not blocked the respiratory tract and that his vital signs were stable, Cao Yanhua sent him away without even prescribing any medicine. "No problem, go home and give him a bath."
He can just sleep." Regarding the doctor's instructions for taking a bath, Cao Yanhua said very seriously, "Even if this guy is fine, the smell will make him faint!"
The smell of stinky tofu, stinky amaranth, stinky stew, canned stinky herring and alcohol mixed with gastric juice and vomit filled the entire ninth clinic. Dr. Cao frowned and opened the window for ventilation. Although it was cold outside, the smell was even worse.
It was terrible. The smell finally dissipated, but the second drunkard came again.
"He was checked for drunk driving." This time it was several traffic police comrades who brought the drunkard. "I just drew his blood, but he suddenly fainted. I don't know what the situation was."
"Did you faint suddenly?" Unexplained fainting is a troublesome problem in the emergency department. In addition to brain problems, circulatory system diseases may also cause syncope. Cao Yanhua frowned and began to check, but the stethoscope in his hand
As soon as he touched the chest of the drunk driving brother, he suddenly felt the man under him trembling.
People who are in a coma will not feel itchy.
"I'm going to do an acupuncture test next." Cao Yanhua, who had roughly guessed the source of the problem, took a 20 ml syringe from the cart and explained to the traffic police comrade next to him, "We generally judge whether a person is
If he doesn't really faint, he will be stimulated by acupuncture and his reaction to the stimulation will be observed."
The traffic policeman looked at Cao Yanhua's sudden performance and seemed to understand something.
"This needle is the thickest and longest in our clinic." In order to let the person on the bed hear more clearly, Cao Yanhua deliberately slowed down his voice a lot and raised his volume. "It's 6 centimeters long.
The needle should be inserted under the patient's fingernails, and then inserted all the way to the end...yes, just as deep as the back of the hand."
The man checking the drunk driver on the bed suddenly trembled again.
"Then I'll start the examination now!" Cao Yanhua announced loudly and righteously, then he walked step by step with the needle in his hand, approaching the "coma" patient lying on the bed little by little. Then he grabbed his hand and
He pressed the metal cap of the gel pen he held on the tip of his finger hard.
"Ah!" The drunk driver who had been pretending to be dead jumped up from the bed, covered his hands, and cried with all his strength, "You are sick!"
"Okay." Dr. Cao Yanhua said with a handsome expression to the traffic police comrades who were holding back their laughter, "He's just pretending to be dizzy."
After sending away the cursing and pretending to be ill, Cao Yanhua continued to clean up the clinic. The smell had almost dissipated.
Then another very silent man came.
He came to the hospital alone.
This man was not young, probably in his fifties. His face was red, and he smelled of alcohol. I don’t know what this man was thinking. After he walked into the consulting room,
He sat down on the stool in the consulting room, and then stared at Cao Yanhua without saying a word.
The expression looked almost human and his eyes were fixed on Dr. Cao Yanhua's face blankly. In less than a minute, Dr. Cao asked six or seven questions in succession, but did not get any answers. In the end,
He even stretched out his hand and waved it in front of the other party.
This man's expression finally changed, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly. Then his eyes suddenly stared at Dr. Cao's chest.
Then he opened his mouth, exhaled, and spoke.
A stream of yellow liquid spurted out from his mouth and sprayed directly on Dr. Cao's body.
The vomiting lasted for about twenty seconds. After completely vomiting all the contents in his stomach onto Cao Yanhua, the old man looked normal, stood up, wiped his mouth, turned around and left the clinic in a graceful manner.
"Thank you for your hard work..." Sun Lien listened to Dr. Cao's complaint and didn't know whether to laugh or sympathize with him.
Cao Yanhua glared at Sun Lien, "What's the use of talking about hard work? Ah? You might as well do something practical!"
"Realistic?" Sun Lien was stunned, "Realistically what?"
"Invite me to a meal, you must treat me to a meal!" Dr. Cao waved his hand righteously, "It is impossible for ordinary late-night snacks to heal the pain in my heart! It must be of a higher quality!"
"Anyway, little Sun, I only have 200 yuan left in total." Sun Lien sighed, "I won't pay the allowance until the day after tomorrow. Please be merciful."
"Healthy stir-fry restaurant, eight-treasure chestnut pigeon!" Dr. Cao placed the order. He gritted his teeth and said, "I've been wanting to eat pigeon for a long time. I heard that their pigeon is particularly delicious. Please treat me!"