Chapter 25 Come, come, come and perform artificial respiration
"Captain, although this guy is alive, he drank a lot of water. I'm going to give him first aid now!" Yu Zhiqian said while placing his hands on the one-eyed pirate's chest and gently pressing it nine times. , pressed hard and performed simple cardiopulmonary resuscitation, but it was a bit substandard.
The cyclops' mouth suddenly opened, and a large mouthful of water came out, but his abdomen was still a little bulging. Yu Zhiqian continued to press his chest. As for artificial respiration, it was impossible. This cyclops was so disgusting, how could it be possible to give him artificial respiration.
"Yu Zhiqian, do you know how to give first aid? Cardiopulmonary resuscitation must be combined with artificial respiration!"
Yu Zhiqian heard Lu Chen's voice in the headset. This guy was a medic and he was professional in first aid. But Yu Zhiqian looked at the pirate's face and his disgusting yellow teeth: "Lu Chen, if you have the ability, come and do it!"
After saying that, he continued to press his chest. The one-eyed dragon kept pressing his chest. Yu Zhiqian kept repeating a sentence in his mind. Artificial respiration is impossible. It is absolutely impossible to give artificial respiration to this one-eyed dragon. He is ugly and disgusting. He himself Even if he jumped from this speedboat, he would not do artificial respiration!
"Yu Zhiqian, do as Lu Chen said!"
"Yes, Captain!"
After Yu Zhiqian answered, he muttered silently in his mind: "It smells so good!" After saying that, he resisted the urge to kill this guy, slowly approached this guy's mouth, pinched both sides of his cheeks with his hands, and then closed his eyes. He kissed her, then inhaled hard, sucking out some debris from the Cyclops's trachea.
Looking up at the sky, Yu Zhiqian just wanted to say that luckily it wasn't his first kiss. Sure enough, after Master Wang Jingze invented the Law of True Fragrance, no one can violate it to this day.
"Ugh!" After sighing, Yu Zhiqian quickly lowered his head, spat a few mouthfuls of saliva, wiped his mouth with his hand, and then continued to press his chest. At this time, Yang Rui's voice came from the headset again: "Lu Chen, Yu Zhiqian Do I really need artificial respiration?"
"Actually, it's not necessary. Artificial respiration is mainly to help comatose patients breathe again or to suck out obstructions in the trachea. But this is sea water, not a river. There are relatively few sediments and foreign objects in the water. We can just do cardiopulmonary resuscitation. That’s it.”
Yu Zhiqian now had the urge to beat Lu Chen, and coughed lightly: "Captain, this is a public channel, I can hear it!"
"Damn it!"
Lu Chen said something, logged off in seconds, and pretended to be dead. While Yu Zhiqian was doing cardiopulmonary resuscitation, he said: "Captain, can I apply to give Lu Chen a beating?"
"No! Pay attention to team harmony! But..."
"Nothing!"
"But if no one sees it, then no one knows, right?"
"receive!"
Yu Zhiqian has already begun to calculate in his heart. After completing the task, how to teach that guy Lu Chen a lesson and let him kiss such a disgusting man. As a straight man, he can tolerate black girls, but black men, Forget it, it's too disgusting. Thinking of this, Yu Zhiqian felt like vomiting again.
"Okay, this is a public channel, not a place for joking. Pay attention to the impact!" Captain Gao Yun's voice came, and everyone immediately shut up.
"Yes, Captain!"
"Yes, Captain!"
"..."
A harmless joke ended like this. On the Linyi, Gao Yun touched his chin and looked at the political commissar next to him: "Commissar Zhao, has the scene just been cut off?"
"I've asked someone to intercept it, Lao Gao, what do you want to do?"
Gao Yun smiled mysteriously and touched Zhao Haiguang gently with his arm: "Old Zhao, you said that when Yu Zhiqian retires from the army, we will give him this photo as a gift. What do you think he will do?"
Old Zhao rolled his eyes at Gao Yun, and then he couldn't help but laugh. He really wanted to see Yu Zhiqian's expression when he received this photo when he was discharged from the army: "I think Xiao Yu might just beat us both up! "
"He dares!"
"Everyone has retired from the army, so why don't you dare!"
"Even if he is retired, I am still his old leader, and he has rebelled against nature!" After saying that, he looked at the rest of the command ship: "Don't laugh, don't tell anyone about this matter, especially you, monk , you’re the one with the biggest mouth!”
"Yes, Captain!"
Gao Yun and Zhao Haiguang were in a good mood because they successfully completed their mission, with no casualties among their men, and captured the robber leader alive. That's why they would make such a joke. If the mission failed, what Yu Zhiqian and others would have to face when they came back was a picture. A face darker than Bao Qingtian.
Just when everyone was making the final finishing touches, an exclamation suddenly came from the Seabird No. 1: "Seabird No. 1 is calling, Seabird No. 1 is calling!"
"Speaking!"
It was on a public channel, so Yu Zhiqian could also hear it, and his heart tightened. Could something have happened to Luo Xing? This time Luo Xing did not go deep alone, and during the exchange of fire, he did not hear any news that anyone was shot.
"Luo Xing has a sudden illness and has unbearable abdominal pain. Repeat. Luo Xing has a sudden illness and has unbearable abdominal pain. It's over!"
"Copy that! You guys evacuate first!"
After Yu Zhiqian listened to the conversation, he was stunned for a moment. What does Luo Xing's sudden illness and unbearable abdominal pain mean? Is this guy so unlucky? Because of his existence, he attracted most of the firepower and was not injured, but he did not expect that he was actually sick. , it seems that the next step is to change the sniper.
Yu Zhiqian touched his chin, what is this called? The inertia of history? Yu Zhiqian shook his head, put this unrealistic idea behind, and continued to rescue the one-eyed dragon.
Half a minute later, two speedboats approached Yu Zhiqian's speedboat. Lu Chen sat in the speedboat and looked at Yu Zhiqian, stuck out his tongue, and then took over Yu Zhiqian's work and began to rescue the Cyclops.
Seeing Lu Chen busy and busy, Yu Zhiqian sneered: "Lu Chen, I remember you said that artificial respiration seems to be needed. I think my artificial respiration is very substandard. How about you test it?"
Lu Chen looked at Yu Zhiqian with some embarrassment and coughed slightly to ease the awkward atmosphere: "That Lao Yu, I was just joking!"
Yu Zhiqian squeezed his sandbag-sized fist and raised his eyebrows: "Oh, are you kidding me?" If my fist hits you, is it considered a joke?
Lu Chen didn't know if Yu Zhiqian was joking or if he was really angry, but thinking about his joke, it seemed that it was a bit too much: "Well, let me show you the correct way of artificial respiration!"
"Come on, come on, let's all learn a lesson. Lu Chen is going to show us the correct way of artificial respiration!" Yu Zhiqian shouted into the headset for fear of causing chaos in the world. Then Yang Rui of the Guangzhou ship looked over with a telescope. The Seabird 2 also slowly flew over, and the Linyi's big screen was also paying attention.
And now Luo Xing, who was suffering from unbearable abdominal pain, heard Yu Zhiqian's words, with cold sweat on his forehead, and slowly said: "I think I can persist for a while, and I also want to learn!"
"Don't worry, we will record a video for you!"
Shitou, who came with the speedboat, looked at Lu Chen with a determined look on his face, took out a piece of candy from his pocket and handed it over: "Let's do it after eating the candy, it feels like first love!"
