I feel even more timid when I'm close to my hometown, and don't dare to ask anyone.
After Yu Zhiqian got off the car and stood at the door of his home community, he was a little afraid to take a step. He hadn't gone home for a year and a half. Yu Zhiqian was even worried that his parents might not recognize him. When he thought of his parents' expectations for him, Yu Zhiqian couldn't help but feel a little sad. He didn't become a dragon, but he became a joke.
Entering the community, you can still see the familiar greenery, occasionally you can see garbage, old people walking their dogs, and elderly security guards. Everything has not changed much from when Yu Zhiqian left. He left his hometown and headed for Africa despite the opposition of his family. At that time, Yu Zhiqian swore that he would not come back until he became a good person. Now it seems that what Master Wang Jingze said is right, it is really delicious.
Familiar neighborhood, familiar people, the stall selling chicken tenders is still there, there is still a smell, the dirty uncle kept shouting, and after seeing Yu Zhiqian, he said hello.
The old men and women who sell vegetables look pitiful. The goods they sell are more expensive than the supermarkets at the door, and they are still short of a pound. They say they are grown in their own fields, but they are actually grown in the neighborhood next door. They specialize in fooling honest people.
The door gods on the door are the same as before. Qin Shubao and Yu Chigong seemed to be angry and ignored each other. The uncle on the first floor still failed to stick the door gods in the right direction after so many years.
Standing at the door of his home, Yu Zhiqian took a deep breath and knocked gently on the door. This feeling was very uneasy. When he returned home from the army, he was excited, but now he is like a wanderer working outside. The uneasiness when he returns home may be... When you are urged to get married, you may encounter all kinds of problems like the seven aunts and eight aunts.
The door opened, and his father's face, which was already a bit weathered, looked a bit older. After seeing Yu Zhiqian, he adjusted his glasses hard, and then shouted into the room: "Child, come back." Come on!" After saying that, he looked at Yu Zhiqian again: "Don't be stunned, come in!"
Yu Zhiqian nodded and dragged his luggage in. Yu Zhiqian's mother walked out of the house. She was originally very excited. After seeing Yu Zhiqian, she immediately became less angry. She took out her broom and called over. : "You bastard, you still know how to come back. It's been a year and a half since you left. You still don't have this family in your eyes, and do you still have me as your mother?"
"Mom, I'm not back. I was doing well in Africa. I'm back now. Hey, hey, hey, Mom, put down the broom and stop fighting. I'm an adult now, so stop fighting!"
Yu Zhiqian yelled while hiding. He hadn't seen his mother for a year and a half. His mother's temper was still so bad. Without saying a word, she used a broom to teach Yu Zhiqian. It was exactly the same as when she was a child. Whenever she made a mistake, she would be slapped on the head and face.
"If I don't beat you, you kid won't have a long memory. Oh, I won't let you go home, I'll let you go to Africa!" After hitting you twice, I felt that I might be tired, so I threw the broom aside and took a deep breath: "Okay. Okay, okay, just come back. When you come back, don’t go to Africa. Find a job in China. I will introduce you to someone tomorrow, the daughter of Lao Ma’s family. She has returned from the army. Look at her, she is in the police department. Bureau, look at you, running to the African area, you are going to be an old black slave!"
"Mom, I told you that I am running a company in Africa. I have made money this year. I have brought you a lot of things back. Look, big crabs and big lobsters!"
"Okay, okay, you think your mother has never seen the world. Things like these in Africa are not valuable. Okay, it's settled. After the New Year, I'll stay at home and ask your dad to find a job for you. Stay at home!"
Although my mother had just beaten Yu Zhiqian, she instantly turned into a loving mother, as if she was not the one who just hit Yu Zhiqian with a broom and broke two cups.
Yu Zhiqian looked at his father with pleading eyes, and his father gave him a helpless look, indicating that he could do whatever he wanted.
When returning home during the Chinese New Year, especially those who have been away for a long time, they will always face greetings from seven aunts and eight aunts, and the questions will always be the same: how is work, do you have a girlfriend? When? Marriage? This kind of question seems to be unified across the country. Why relatives all over the country ask this question is probably an unsolved mystery like why people across the country perform rubber band jumping in a unified way.
Watching the Spring Festival Gala on New Year's Eve, Xiao Yueyue was very embarrassed when watching Yu Zhiqian's cross talk. Could it be that since I went to Africa for two years, my laughter has become higher? Or has the level of the Spring Festival Gala plummeted to the point of being on the Avenue of Stars?
On the third day of the Lunar New Year, there was snow. Yu Zhiqian wore handsome suits. He carefully took care of his beard and combed his hair. Then he took the car keys from his old man and prepared to go on a blind date. Yu Zhiqian really didn’t want to go. We were on a blind date, but there was no way around it. I couldn't resist my mother's bombardment starting at eight o'clock in the morning, so I had to get up and go out.
In fact, Yu Zhiqian is quite looking forward to this blind date. After all, there is a saying that only when you go on a blind date can you know what kind of person you are in the eyes of the introducer. Yu Zhiqian wants to know what kind of person he is when he is old. What kind of image does Mom have in her eyes?
In the Starbucks coffee shop, Yu Zhiqian was sitting across from him. He looked at the young lady wearing a police uniform and coughed lightly: "Comrade policeman, I haven't committed any crime, right?"
"Are you Yu Zhiqian?" Ma Yueqin took out a photo, looked at it, and then asked. This action was exactly the same as when arresting a suspect and taking out the photo for comparison.
"Comrade police, my name is Yu Zhigan. I think you may have recognized the wrong person. I just returned to China and started a company in Africa. I have never done anything illegal or disciplinary in China!"
The female police officer sat opposite Yu Zhiqian: "Then what do you mean you did something illegal and disorderly in Africa?"
"No!"
"Oh, hello, Yu Zhiqian, I'm Ma Yueqin, Aunt Yu asked me to come!"
When Yu Zhiqian heard this, he understood. His mother seemed to have mentioned that the person he was going on a blind date with was a retired female soldier. She seemed to have gone to the Public Security Bureau, but he did not expect that this woman actually came out for a blind date wearing a police uniform.
He coughed softly: "Comrade policeman, to be honest, we are not suitable for each other. As for me, I have no car, no house, no money, I have foreign debts, and I have to support four old people. So, when we go back, we will How about telling mom that you don't like me?"
Are you kidding me, looking for a domestic girlfriend and starting a cross-border relationship? Yu Zhiqian's round-trip air ticket would make Yu Zhiqian's body hurt to death, and no matter how I look at this woman, I always feel a bit stupid, well, it's not stupid, it's just that she has a brain. Can't afford to offend!
