EP.10Gotta Knock a Little HarderPush the door open
Foreword:
[I know humans and fish can coexist peacefully.]
[——George Walker Bush]
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[Part 1·Don’t understand?]
"There are still a few things I don't understand, Brother Ming."
Meteor sat in the back of the armored vehicle, huddled together with Xueming——
——He is too tall and too big. He alone takes up the space of two people.
"If, as the chef said, Brother Yinbu and Grandpa Engineer are dead, when did that happen?"
Jiang Xueming silently lowered his head to write in his diary, looking at the snowy peaks outside the window——
——There are still scattered ice shards from natural disasters and avalanches on the mountain roads, and the golden arrows of the Laughing Man on the mountain streams and cliffs.
Finally, Xueming answered,
"It must have been a long time ago that in the Death Doll Agency City, two officers, Jessica and Nanami, said that if you want to become an outlaw, you must live in the abnormal environment of the undead runes for at least three months, and be transformed.
The probability is very small. Considering Brother Yin Bu’s age, I’m afraid he has been dead for more than ten years.”
Meteor: "Why is Grandpa Engineer so afraid of death? Isn't he unable to die?"
Xueming: "Not being able to die is only relative, but people on Stairway to Heaven are not picky eaters, and giants can eat even dead crazy butterflies. For these people, death is not something worth fearing - all consciousness
, all the essence was taken away by these monsters and became part of them, just like the corrupted Soviet Union..."
Meteor: "Brother Ming, please don't tell me about history! Let's not take the topic too far. Let's put it this way - are the sisters sent to the Albert Scientific Research Station non-existent people?"
"No, they once existed." Jiang Xueming pondered: "Meteor, let me make a metaphor. Think about it carefully."
"Well, Brother Ming, tell me."
"I said if, just if... your waiter is dead."
“Ouch! Ouch!
——How did he die? Who did it! No! Impossible!"
"It's just if...it's not true."
"No if! No! No!"
Jiang Xueming caught a glimpse of Meteor's excited expression and immediately changed his mind and asked Furui boy to stop torturing his spine.
"Then let's not use this immoral metaphor - you know it, right? People always need lies, idols, and hope to live."
Meteor suddenly realized: "You mean...Brother Yin Bu and other desperadoes can mention [death] and think of [death] all the time. Is it because of these strong thoughts? That's why they have the gold medal to avoid death? Can they
Staying awake under Niflheim’s reiatsu?”
"What is there to be afraid of?" Jiang Xueming said: "I put myself in his shoes and thought about it - this place is so close to the underworld of Heim. I can dream of the dead souls when I sleep, and the inner demons often come to visit me. The worst result is
Just to be eaten by these a** giants.”
Meteor: "No! This kind of thing can never happen!"
Xueming: "So they have no fear."
The convoy left the Pavlov substation and drifted away from the lights of human civilization.
The wind and snow are getting heavier and heavier, but it is a sunny avenue with infinite smoothness.
Meteor: "Brother Ming, will our bar be built after we go back?"
Xueming: "It's not that fast. It's a house of more than 1,000 square meters. It has three floors and a rooftop. It will take a long, long time to decorate the hardware and software."
Shooting Star: "It seems that the chef has no place to go, he found Wendy Mills."
Xueming: "I know very little about this person. I heard from you that she is the soul of Jason?"
Meteor: "No! She is a living person! Hey, I can't explain..."
Xueming: "Then what is she? Please translate it carefully for me."
"Under the Monument to the People's Heroes, the chef kept saying that there was a girl beside him, Wendy Mills - but I couldn't feel it at all, until the chef's hair moved and palm prints began to appear on the skin on his face.
It finally dawned on me that there was indeed a big sister whom I could not see at all who was always guarding him."
Xueming: "From what you said, is it soul power?"
Meteor: "No! That's human beings. Brother Ming, what do you think of your spirit body and mine? We both have the physiques of hot-blooded men, right?"
Xueming: "Yes."
Saying this, Meteor immediately mobilized his spirit body——
——Two strong arms appeared in Xueming’s eyes.
It was a characteristic of the emergence stage. A pair of solid and thick phantom arms emerged from Meteor's arms. These arms were equipped with arm armor. The armor stomach was like the carapace of a longhorned beetle, emitting a strange metallic color with withered roses.
flower.
"Brother Ming, look at it. My arms are thick and my fingers are big. My spirit body looks like a rough man no matter how you look at it." Meteor fiddled with his spirit body's arms and waved them awkwardly in front of Jiang Xueming: "It is very obedient. It doesn't have my orders.
He won't rub my face at all - so I say that the spirit next to the chef is a living person."
Jiang Xueming: "Indeed, Jason cannot be a girl. His body hair is so thick that he can no longer dress as a woman. He can only live a relatively failed life."
Something didn't sound right about Meteor, and his eyes became strange.
Jiang Xueming explained: "It's nothing, I suddenly got angry. You may not believe it, but my other account popped up from the underworld of Heim. In the moment of the fight - I was almost pushed to the ground and beaten violently by her.
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"Ha...hehehe...hmm." Meteor only found it funny, but he couldn't laugh out loud. Finally he asked: "Brother Ming, do you think it's possible that Wendy Mills is the chef himself?
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"It is very possible that he is such a proud and narcissistic person." Jiang Xueming described it this way: "He has never put others in his eyes. If he insists on saying that the person worthy of his respect, admiration and love should be himself."
"It's such a wonderful schizophrenia..." Meteor said, feeling unconvinced: "Why is my other character's account so bad?"
"More than these things, I care more about Jason Megan's soul power." Jiang Xueming opened the diary and returned to the previous record of Wendy Mills' whereabouts: "During his passenger career, he separated from the waiter.
Actions are thousands of kilometers apart, which means that he almost always maintains a state of spiritual extrusion - and the range is almost infinite."
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Meteor's eyes lit up: "Oh! When we came back from the Skull and Bones Society, the chef was very upset. He said that his mental state and willpower were alternately strong and weak, and his madness index was
It's also up and down sometimes - and also likes to talk to himself."
"The closer I get to Red Star Mountain, I find that he is getting more and more powerful." Jiang Xueming carefully recalled the changes that happened to Jason along the way: "So I think that Wendy Mills is not his soul power, nor is he
A real person is like a fraternal twin, whose mental power is incredibly strong - because he ate his other self while he was still in his mother's womb."
Meteor was surprised: "Is there still such a situation?"
"He should have had an older sister, or a younger sister who, before she had time to develop into a truly complete embryonic life, merged with his essence and became a relatively independent person." Jiang Xueming described: "This person followed him
Growing up together, it is a phantom in his head that no one can see or touch. It is the manifestation of his soul power."
Meteor flipped through Xueming's diary and found Wendy's photo.
"Why can the camera pick her up?"
"Ordinary people can actually see spirits - it requires a little bit of blinding." Jiang Xueming said this, and immediately manifested his arm and stretched it out the window. To ordinary people, the outline of an arm could be seen in the rain and snow.
"It requires very high precision, using dust and sand as a medium to conceive a complete picture in the mind." Jiang Xueming described: "Create a shell outside this invisible and intangible airflow, and it can be seen by ordinary people.
——I remember many spiritual disasters on the surface of the earth, and the [ghosts] among them also appeared in this form. When the wind blows, they disappear. If there is a thunderstorm, the charge of the anode or cathode will destroy these
The energy shattered, the magic stick said, it was like a thunderbolt from the sky that would never allow us to be reincarnated. If we were struck by lightning, I'm afraid it would be the same, and we would immediately enter the door of death. Even if we survive, the best result is to become a vegetative state."
Meteor frowned: "How did the chef do it? I am in the emergence stage - just relying on imagination, I want to add such a layer of makeup to my spirit body so that ordinary people can see my big baby.
That’s so difficult!”
"This is Jason's talent. I'm afraid none of us can do it." Jiang Xueming explained: "As you said, Ah Xing - he believed from the beginning to the end that Wendy Mills was a living person, so in this kind of situation
Driven by a strong will, he alone has created the great power of all living beings. His brain is different from ordinary people, and the operating power and sensing unit are estimated to be ten times that of ordinary people."
Meteor kept scratching his head: "It's so complicated. Who is Sister Wendy?"
"I think carefully, the illusion that can be captured by a camera must have its material volume and material color." Jiang Xueming pointed to the graduation ceremony photo of Galahad Academy of Magic, and pointed to Wendy next to Jason Megan.
· Mills.
"Look at these shadows, or her arms, or the exposed skin, there is no doubt that various elements in nature, such as the anodic color of aluminum, the blue or black color of steel, the chemical reaction colors of various minerals,
You can create such a [shell] - we have to ask Jason how he achieved such a miracle, I'm afraid he doesn't know it himself."
Then Jiang Xueming took out his gun and demonstrated muscle memory to Meteor on the spot, disassembling and assembling the firearm.
"I can accomplish these things with almost no thought process. I think Jason was the same when he created Wendy Mills. There must be such a person in his life. This is the power of [love]."
Meteor: "It's so awesome..."
Xueming: "This journey not only made me a paraplegic."
Meteor: "Hahahahaha! Me too...I am also a paraplegic. Hahahahaha! Brother Ming! Why did you suddenly become humorous? That tone of serious nonsense is really funny!~"
"Learned it from Teacher A Ling. She is like an iceberg when telling jokes to others, but she can inspire people. Let's talk about this..." Xueming continued: "This trip not only made us both high-level paraplegics -
—A very wonderful thing happened in my life."
Meteor immediately said: "You like sister-in-law."
"I love her." Jiang Xueming said bluntly: "Teacher A-ling told me a lot before, she is like Xiaoqi's sister, like her mother - in the central square, I held Qingqing's hand, and from her
In the spirit body, I saw her struggling to kill the enemy, I saw her running away in embarrassment to survive, I saw her surrendering without dignity, all I wanted to do was survive. She is really beautiful, as powerful as a dump truck..."
"Brother Ming, when you describe girls, can you..." Liuxing wanted to say something, but when he saw Xueming's serious and determined expression, he couldn't speak clearly.
——Is there something wrong with using a dump truck as an aesthetic unit to count?
"You don't know, her eyes are as bright as LED headlights, and her abdominal muscle lines and mermaid lines are the cerakote ceramic coating on the front of the car, which can be as hard as steel." Xueming described Seventh Brother's figure: "The arms and
The knuckles are rough and powerful, like the reassuring texture of hot-melt tires. Stepping on the accelerator can overcome the asphalt road in wind, snow and rainstorms. The deltoid muscles on her back are like cargo boxes carrying more than fifty tons.
Even when I was at my weakest, she could carry me home."
Meteor was stunned.
Xueming: "I love her. If you don't understand, I can say it again."
Meteor: "No, no, no, no..."
At this time, Ah Xing suddenly felt that his pursuit in life was relatively normal - falling in love with a super ancient race girl should be more normal than Brother Ming.
For a moment, Ah Xing even thought that Brother Ming would take out a strange cube from his chest in the next second and turn into a Cybertronian.
At this moment, the spirit body of the phoenix returned to Su Ling from the front car.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! It tells Xiao Qi almost everything Xueming said.
Xiaoqi didn't faint. She was very rational and felt like she couldn't laugh or cry.
When she heard A Ming's confession, she was ecstatic at first, then became strange, and finally twisted her eyebrows and her face became as wrinkled as an old lady's.
Su Ling said: "How about...the flesh and blood are weak? Can you force yourself to ascend?"
"Don't make fun of me at this time, Master..." Xiao Qi had no idea and said dryly: "It's a good thing that people like me. As for his vocabulary reserve, it is very suitable for his cultural level who has not graduated from high school."
Su Ling then asked: "Then you don't have any mood swings at all?"
Xiao Qi shook her head: "No, it's become a habit."
Su Ling: "Oh!~~~"
Xia Xia: "Oh!~~~~"
Su Ling: "Oh!
~~~"
Xia Xia: “Wow!
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Xiao Qi's eyes were wandering, and she shrank her head and looked at her head: "Yes! It's so... I'm so happy!"
Su Ling then changed her facial expression from raising her eyebrows and smiling back to being calm and natural: "Then can you stop breaking the doorknob?"
Xia Xia poked her head out from A-Ling's chin: "I know you want to find a man, but there is a cliff on the right side of the vehicle, more than 600 meters deep. It's more deadly than the Titanic's [You jump, I jump.]
, control yourself."
"Ahem..." Xiao Qi took his hand back.
Su Ling then said: "Do you know why you and your employer are not allowed to ride in the same car?"
Xiaoqi guessed: "Afraid that he used the wrong words? Will it hurt my heart?"
Su Ling stared: "I'm afraid you're using too much force! You'll crush his legs! Please wake up! He's now a paraplegic!"
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[part·There is such a good thing!]
The laughter and laughter on the road have become new topics of conversation for the brothers in the Snow Mastiff Troop.
Everything seems to have nothing to do with Jason Megan, because he is very embarrassed now.
He was sitting in a troop carrier, surrounded by rough guys, including Cossacks and Slavs.
Katyusha held the gun in silence, seeming to be remembering something.
He just pointed at himself, the car, the distance, and the floor.
"If Wendy is my soul, then who am I? If she is not a human being, then who answered the emergency summons? Am I not only a waiter, but also a passenger? Is there an end to the universe and a beginning to time?
Who am I, where do I come from, where do I go..."
Katyusha felt drowsy after hearing this: "Employer! Just stop telling riddles!"
Jason covered his face and deliberately avoided Katyusha. He didn't want to say anything more to this young girl because he was already in his thirties and was a mature and stable middle-aged man.
This maturity and stability are not only reflected in the relationship between the waiter and the employer, but also directly feed back to Jason's anxious heart.
What on earth is going on?
He recalled the scene in the underground palace, in front of the tomb of the Soviet heroes, where Katyusha suddenly rushed towards him for a kiss.
He has always put this matter behind him, hoping to concentrate on coping with the task, finding Wendy, and facing his mission.
But now, these long-standing and difficult problems have been solved.
[Windmill] no longer responded to him, allowing him to think and incite his spirit body, as if he had turned back into an ordinary person and could no longer wake up Wendy Mills.
Brother Hydra sat next to Jason and looked at the Dacian man curiously.
"Is this little girl your waiter? Jason Megan?"
Jason was a little impatient. When he was thinking about the ultimate philosophical questions of life, he hated others interrupting his thoughts.
So he said: "I originally had a waiter, but as for this one, she will soon be gone..."
"What are you talking about!" The soldier sitting opposite the carriage immediately yelled: "You are full of food. You want to go to the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant to pick up bottle caps - you are so blessed that you don't know how to be blessed!"
Brother A Bing is very, very young and has not even gone through the period of voice change.
It seems that they are also born in the North and grew up in the North.
Without inspiration, you are not considered a passenger.
The reckless leader, wearing a visor and down hat, immediately stood up to confront Jason.
"Do you know how hurtful such words are! Yin Asong! Many people are kneeling in front of the meeting hall of Jushan Station, asking for a fate. You should take a good look at yourself! She has followed you so far!
She has been running for so long! Only VIPs can receive this blessing, and the waiter can always be by their side - but you just said a few words and lightly wanted to drive her away? "
Jason: "No...I didn't mean that..."
The big-headed soldier immediately grabbed Katyusha's hand.
"The waiter you don't want! She belongs to me!"
Hydera wanted to say something more. The girls under his hands were harder and oilier than the other. There were only a few bitches in this place in the north, let alone women. As the commander of the Snow Mastiff Unit, he was
I want to teach the new recruits under my command a lesson.
Katyusha still wanted to struggle, but found that the palms clenching her wrists were so strong.
Jason's expression changed drastically at that moment, and he suddenly began to panic——
——He was very unwilling, and a kind of crazy jealousy took root and grew rapidly.
Brother Abing laughed playfully: "Look at your expression! Why?! Yin Asong! Why are you frowning? Why are you getting anxious?! Is it because I'm holding Katyusha's hand? Or do you just feel embarrassed?"
If the waiter was snatched away by me in front of everyone, he must feel as uncomfortable as eating a fly!?"
Jason didn't speak. He looked at his palm and felt a strange and warm touch.
Brother Abing immediately took advantage of the victory and pursued him: "He doesn't see you in his eyes! Katyusha! Now you have been caught by me! According to my rules, the person I catch belongs to me."
"Sit back, soldier. Which squad are you from? Let go of his waiter." Hydera ordered loudly.
Brother Abing replied to the officer: "Sir, it is still unknown whether Aohun Mingde can survive the harvest season! I am not afraid of it! I don't want to be a bachelor for the rest of my life - I finally met these women, and Katyusha is still a fellow countryman of mine.
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This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Hydra: "Let her go."
Brother A Bing: "I won't! I want to kiss her now!"
Things started to go wrong.
Hydra took out his gun and prepared to enforce military discipline, but this boy was holding Katyusha as a human shield, and the brothers around him couldn't pull it away, as if the recruit had some incredible power.
Jason shouted: "Stop!"
Brother Abing touched Katyusha's belly with one hand, and his voice became weird.
"Hehehehe! Yin Asong! Are you jealous? This should have been yours, the flesh is so soft..."
Jason: "Okay, that's enough, Wendy."
"Tsk..." Wendy Mills took off her helmet and raised a cold eyebrow with a lifeless expression: "I don't even know what to say to you."
Jason spent a long time apologizing to Chief Hydera and talking about the waiter.
Hydra started to get lost in the lake after hearing half of it——
——Muttered at the end.
"If she is your ex-girlfriend, and it is you, and you say you are in love with her, and you [crunch]..."
Jason: "Wait a minute, what does that [crunch] mean?"
Brother Hydra stroked his beard, thoughtfully, and simply skipped the topic.
"Does the universe have an end, does time have a beginning, who am I, where do I come from, and where am I going?"
It’s embarrassing to say anything at this time——
——Wendy Mills’s arm holding Katyusha remained motionless.
She was like a close sister, taking care of her little sister, combing Katyusha's hair, and cleaning the dirt out of the little girl's ears with cotton swabs.
Jason seemed to be angry with himself——
——He didn’t know what he was angry about.
He thought of Jiang Xueming, and suddenly felt that this brother was so shrewd and capable in his conduct, and would never complicate simple problems.
He was extremely envious of Xueming, who could cut through all the mess like a knife.
Wendy: "Were you thinking about other men just now?"
Jason: "Yeah."
Wendy: "It's really yours."
Jason: "I don't know why, but I feel angry in my heart."
Wendy: "Has the consciousness of the Fire Man gotten into your head? It hasn't been completely dissipated yet?"
Jason: "No, it's another kind. It's like there's a door across the way and I can't break in, or I'm locked in a dark room and I can't get out."
Wendy: "Let's go forward."
Jason: "Where's the road? I can't see it!"
Without saying anything, Wendy hugged Katyusha who was about to fall asleep and kissed her deeply.
Jason was stunned at that time——
——From the spiritual resonance, he tasted Katyusha's lips.
To spoil the atmosphere, from the time we arrived at Hongxing Mountain until we returned home, no one brushed or cleaned their teeth properly. Most of the food they ate was sorghum cakes and canned food, which tasted a bit strong.
Except for this little thing that ruined the atmosphere.
It was as if he had been hit directly in the vital part by a 14.5 machine gun bullet, and he could no longer move.
After a long time, Wendy Mills let go of little Katyusha.
"I inserted the street sign for you. What now?"
Jason became even more angry, and he looked at the waiter anxiously.
"Hello..."
Wendy interjected: "She has a name."
Jason immediately changed his mind: "Katyusha..."
Wendy asked: "Full name?"
Jason: "Holles Jusselberg Lee..."
Wendy: "Lydia."
Katyusha: "Katyusha!"
Jason: "I'm sorry...my waiter...my soul power is not very obedient. She and I are almost two different people."
"..." Little Katyusha pursed her lips and said nothing. Her eyes were full of intelligence, as if she had recognized her employer's power the moment she was caught by the soldier.
——How could she not recognize Jason Megan.
——How could she not recognize it?
Jason had a complicated expression: "I won't abandon you...I'm just being tough."
Wendy: "Come on, I'm about to fall asleep."
Jason: "You might not believe me if I tell you. I might quarrel with myself."
Wendy: "Sir Hydera! Shout! Come on! Come on! Come on! Kiss me! Kiss me! Kiss me!"
Jason was so nervous that he sweated: "If Wendy stays with me all the time... I'm afraid there will be a lot of trouble, a lot of trouble."
Katyusha thought for a while, "Is there such a good thing?"
Jason: "???"
Hydra: "???"
People were about to stand up, but after hearing Katyusha's words, they sat back down.
Wendy shrugged helplessly and patted her employer on the shoulder.
"If you have to worry about this, it's better to worry about Niflheim in a few decades. The chiral molecules will be gone, the water will become clean, and you can fish -"
"——I know that humans and fish can coexist peacefully, and the three of us can definitely do it too."
Hydera pointed at Jason for a while, then for Wendy, and finally rubbed her fingers and started counting.
"If she is her girlfriend, then he and she also have feelings for each other. He is originally her, so when she kisses her, he kisses her, but he cares about her kiss. Does he care about it in the first place?
Or was she attracted first, so he cared about it? Then she..."
The driver was screaming loudly from the driving seat, and his madness index was rising rapidly.