[If you are not prepared to use force, do not take up arms.]
[——Vladimir Vladimirovich]
[Part 1·The Twilight Zone]
After a while, the atmosphere became very strange——
——Here is the conductor who stole the red mountain stone, and over there is the helpless stewardess who lowers her head and cries.
If it were any healthy man in the world, he would probably side with the beautiful and gentle stewardess without hesitation.
But Jiang Xueming was different. From the moment Mr. Wood came out of the toilet door, he seemed to be a different person.
All the fear, surprise or panic and tension before have disappeared.
"Bomberman, are you saying that she is Butch?"
"I don't know, but I just want to say, don't believe her lies." Wood leaned against Xueming's ear and whispered: "When the little female cat Tudogalo stretches out her long legs to seduce these deceitful people,
Before, I couldn’t tell who was the enemy, who was the friend, and who was the innocent victim.”
"What are you talking about?" The stewardess raised her head, showing her eye makeup from crying, and her dark eyes were dripping with tears: "It's so weird, so weird. Why did you suddenly start discussing cartoon characters?"
Just as Wood was about to pull Xueming to his seat, when he heard these words——
——The train conductor made a 360-degree U-turn and came back.
"I'm sorry, I have a question. Please help me, Miss."
The flight attendant saw Wood Plaque's fiery eyes and couldn't help but become nervous.
Wood: "I just mentioned Butch and Tudogalo. Why can you immediately understand that they are cartoon characters?"
"Oh! I also watch "Tom and Jerry", I really like it," the flight attendant immediately explained: "I just want to be alone with this gentleman. He makes people feel very at ease, if you..."
Speaking of this, the flight attendant's face turned red inexplicably.
"If you are a couple, then I am really rude. I'm sorry. I'm sorry."
"Gunsmith, do me a small favor." Mr. Wood took out the cat bell, "Make a strong steel wire for our beautiful Tudogelo, as sexy as the fishnet stockings on her long and beautiful legs."
Regarding this request, Xueming really can't do it for a while.
The drawing of steel requires very particular fusion and forging processes. His spirit body can cut with extremely high precision, but it is difficult to stretch and extend the steel in a given shape.
However, things like silk thread can be replaced with other things.
In just a few seconds, a few more scratches appeared on the toilet door, and the cut wire was twisted into a delicate and tight rope.
"Miss Flight Attendant, do you recognize this thing?" Mr. Wood wrapped the iron wire around the red rock. "If you are Butch, you must recognize the cat bell. If you are not, I am afraid this thing is worthless in your eyes.
"
To Xueming's ears, this was almost a declaration of war.
The flight attendant still looked confused and ignorant.
"Sir, what do you want to do?"
Wood is like a raging fire, pulling on the rope and shaking the red rocks.
"I'm afraid there are still many people who don't know that we have such a bell on our hands. The short-sighted bad cats just want to catch us two little mice to fill their bellies all day long - now I want them to see it clearly
.”
"Mr. Wood! Do you want it?" Xueming looked at the bell in surprise, and it spun faster and faster in Wood's hands.
"Butch is the most anxious cat." Wood let go, and the red rock flew out along the passenger passage!
It rolled all the way to the end of the road, hit the iron panel of the doorway at the tail of the aircraft, flew past every passenger, and was then pulled back to Wood's hands by the steel wire.
"If you don't care about it, I will throw it away a few more times until other bad cats start to have a heartbeat, become depressed, and secretly take it away."
finally--
——The flight attendant’s expression changed.
"You bastard! If you dare to do that! I will kill your whole family!"
The veins on her forehead bulged, and in an instant, her face almost changed.
Her madness index soared visibly to the naked eye, and the moment she smelled the alluring spiritual essence of Ao Mingde, she could no longer stay awake.
To the passengers outside, the cat bell flying out of the door curtain of the customer service room was very strange, but the carnivores hiding among the passengers did not dare to look at it——
——In addition to being hunters, they are also prey.
On this plane, there were at least four Crazy Butterfly believers from different sects lurking inside.
They fight on their own. Once there is a head-on conflict and a duel between souls and powers occurs, the best result will be destruction of the machine and death of everyone.
If you encounter the treacherous and crazy butterfly soul power, I am afraid that a peaceful death will become a luxury.
"You are Butch!" Wood grabbed the red mountain stone, unable to use his skills in the narrow space, but pushed Jiang Xueming forward.
"So what if you find out my identity!" The stewardess raised her hand, and the power of her soul burst out from her body.
The dark hair-like spirit quickly transformed into a strange shape with a snake head and a human body.
This feathered, four-legged snake spits out red letters and green venom bursts from its teeth.
During the brief confrontation, the flight attendant was still trying to persuade him kindly.
"Wood Plunk! I advise you not to be ungrateful! At first I wanted to find you and kill you, but now I have changed my mind. If you can become the commander of my train, you will be a ruthless and virtuous red man.
Shanshi is offered with both hands. Wait! Wait!"
Xueming lost her balance and was pushed into the arms of her flight attendant sister by a huge force.
This young crazy butterfly believer never thought about this, Jiang Xueming just bumped into her!
Wood: "Are you going to kill him? I'm very curious! Butch! Do you want to destroy such a sexy little female cat with your hands? Judging from the destructive power of your soul! It can be destroyed almost instantly.
The snake venom in human brain nerves! It must be the divine power given to you by the blood-granting monster!"
"Wood Plunk! How dare you?" The stewardess panicked, fearing that the soul might hurt Xueming's hair. She just pushed her, but did not dare to call out the spirit body again: "Despicable and shameless!"
"The weakness is actually a beautiful boy?" Wood looked puzzled, then showed regret: "I thought you would be more mature and vicious."
The flight attendant pushed Xueming aside and cursed: "Did you know! The toxins released by my [Twilight Zone·Twilight Zone] can kill a person in thirty seconds!"
Wood shook his head: "I don't know."
The flight attendant pointed at Xueming: "He is innocent!"
Wood: "Indeed."
Flight Attendant: "He was shaking just now! He was trembling! He was concerned about my safety! I can barely feel the reiatsu on him. He is just an ordinary person, right!?"
Wood: "You just killed."
"Damn that Korean! I won't allow a woman who is more beautiful than me on this plane!" the flight attendant said fiercely: "But this young man is different. You should open your eyes and look carefully. His ridge is old.
The injury has not healed and he is as weak as a patient who has just been discharged from the hospital. How could you have the heart to push your companion into my arms? Or maybe he just received a severe beating from you and was your scapegoat who was coerced and lured onto the plane? "
Wood: "Well, I was wrong."
"You are so wrong!" the stewardess kept chattering, with eyes full of suspicion: "Hey! He was the [bait bomb] you caught, right? Jiang Xueming, the boss of the Anonymous Doe, would never show such a pitiful and helpless look.
I can't do anything to such beautiful eyes."
Jiang Xueming didn’t know what to say——
——He merely raised his Browning pistol in protest.
The flight attendant immediately yelled, pointed at Wood, and asked Xueming: "You little fool! How much did this guy pay you? Do you want you to do such dirty work?"
Xueming: "I am really Jiang Xueming."
Flight Attendant: "Don't lie to me, I don't kill defenseless good men."
Xueming cannot understand this kind of [feminism], but is deeply shocked.
The snow shines brightly out of the crew boarding pass.
"I really"
"Shut up!" The flight attendant frowned and glared, like a brave man hugging the little princess, "There are no bullets in your gun! If you don't plan to fight, don't pick up a weapon!"
Xueming and Wood asked: "Is she serious?"
Wood: "Seriously."
[Part2·Genius]
The stewardess held Xueming in her arms and summoned her soul power.
Wood didn't make any move. He stared at the vicious Mad Butterfly believers in the narrow customer service room, and didn't even have the intention of calling out the spirit body.
"You should know very well that if a fight starts here, I'm afraid everyone will not survive." Wood played with his fingers and said casually: "Our feet are the sea and solid ice. If the plane crashes, even if it lands alive, it will freeze to death."
starve."
"Are you scared?" The flight attendant grinned: "Are you scared? Do you want to negotiate terms and do business with me?"
Wood: "How about we cooperate?"
Flight attendant: "What kind of cooperation method?"
Xueming: "Bomberman!"
Wood: "Gunsmith, don't talk nonsense"
Xueming: "Bomber! You don't know me! I won't make deals with any cannibals."
Wood: "Are you serious too?"
Xueming: "I'm serious."
The flight attendant held Xueming in her arms and just glanced down at——
——At a distance of Chi Chi, her powerful spiritual pressure immediately enveloped Xueming, almost crushing Xueming's spiritual world.
This is the hardware gap between Morpho and Cocoon, an insurmountable gap.
Wood applauded: "The bad cat Butch and the big cousin Masol won, we had two votes and the little female cat Tudogalo had zero votes."
"What's your name?" Wood turned to his new partner.
The stewardess shook her head and said, "Just call me Butch, so that you, the rip-off guy, won't put my real name on the wanted list when you get back to the station."
Wood: "Okay, Butch, what are you going to do? What do you want me to do for you?"
Miss Butch: "I have never seen your soul power. Tell me, what can you do?"
Wood: "Everything I touch explodes."
Miss Butch: "That's it?"
Wood: "That's it."
Miss Butch sneered: "Then you are 100% iron waste! You can't play any role on the plane! Expecting you to kill the enemy and drive away the bugs from other sects for me is nonsense!"
"I disappoint you." Wood said with an old face, very unhappy: "I'm really sorry."
"I'm so disappointed!" Miss Butch was laughing at Captain Wood's spirit power: "Explosive spirit power? What kind of strange super power is that? I'm afraid the scorching air waves and flame shock waves will hurt yourself, right?"
!”
Wood smacked his lips: "Occasionally. In fact, if the control is appropriate, it shouldn't hurt me."
"It's better than this." Ms. Butch launched a personal attack crazily: "You hand over the red mountain stone and the real Jiang Xueming to me. As a member of the flight attendant team, I will definitely keep you safe and rid you of this shitty bedbug.
Get off the plane alive.”
She thought fiercely - as for whether she can walk out of the airport alive, that's another matter!
"I really didn't lie to you." Jiang Xueming said swornly, and raised the gun, pulled the slide and loaded it, pointing at Miss Butch's head.
"Baby, don't worry, the way you pretend to be holding an empty gun is so cute." Miss Butch froze in mid-sentence.
Behind Wood, Xueming's spirit body was frantically polishing the warhead——
——It was a 7.65 mm caliber bullet cut from the zinc alloy of a toilet faucet.
It fell gently into Conductor Plack's hand, and then threw away Xueming's cocking barrel.
Miss Butch barely made any reaction. Jiang Xueming shook his hand and swallowed the bullet into the ejection window. The moment the gun chamber was locked, he pulled the trigger.
"Click——"
The hammer hit the butt of the solid zinc bullet, but there was no reaction.
"Hahahahahaha!" Butch burst out laughing: "Hahahahahahaha! Are you acting in a cartoon? Just go back and forth a few times to make it look real."
"I've already touched that bullet, Butch!" Woodpluck said: "[Sex Bomb·Sexy Bomb], one arrow through the heart!"
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The brittle and sharp zinc ammunition broke into more than a dozen pieces when it ran out of the muzzle. When the fragments hit Miss Butch's head, they bounced around in the narrow customer service room with brains and bone fragments, and the plasma almost covered Xueming's entire body.
All stained red.
After a long time——
——Xue Ming wiped his face clean.
"I still can't understand it! Really! I really can't understand it!"
He was almost hysterical, lost all calm, and squeezed in front of the narrow dressing table with the train conductor, kicking the body at his feet into the luggage rack.
"What I don't understand is why she can kill innocent people for such a reason? Her target is obviously you and me!"
Wood hugged Xueming's shoulders and comforted the angry young man.
"Perhaps she likes the natural ones? When it comes to competing for beauty, women do almost anything. Even plastic surgery on an android is considered a form of cheating. If you face a cheater, you have to fight hard."
Xueming: "But why did she roar at you when I fell into her arms?"
Wood: “Human beings are visual creatures.”
Xueming: "Bomberman, you are obviously not bad looking!"
Wood: "I'm married, it's different."
Xueming: "What's the difference?"
Wood: "Married men are more mature, and their hormones and pheromones are very different. They are far from fresh and delicate flowers like you, you know? Gunsmith - just like some men, they will always
They brag that their noses are very sensitive, and they can smell the scent of virgins, which is incomprehensible. I have always felt that this is a superpower that is even more powerful than Soul Power."
Suddenly a passenger opened the door curtain and asked inside.
"You two, we seemed to have heard a [bang!——] sound just now. What was it?"
Jiang Xueming’s face was covered in blood——
——Wood talks a lot about trains.
"The hot water kettle exploded and cut his hand. There was blood all over the floor. Please don't come in."
The traveler immediately closed the door curtain and went back tremblingly.
Jiang Xueming asked again: "Bomber, were you serious when you pushed me into her arms and then took half a step back?"
"Otherwise?" Wood pretended to be innocent.
Jiang Xueming: "What if I get bitten by her soul power and die from the poison?"
Wood shrugged meaninglessly: "You are the [Number One·Number One] in Mingde's heart, so you will definitely not die that easily."
Jiang Xueming: "So you didn't leave any backup plans at all, right?"
Wood: "Actually, there is."
Jiang Xueming: "What's the next move?"
"Without hot weapons, I thought you could tear her into pieces with cold weapons, but I didn't expect that your attack power against female enemies would be so powerful." Wood mentioned the cat bell: "And it really doesn't work -