——Bu Liuxing is twenty-six years old, Galahad’s assistant and a student.
The moment he boarded the train, he found a sense of freshness that he had not seen for a long time. The wars in the past few years had made him a little tired. Every time he went to a new place, he would beheaded or shed tears, cleaning up the mess left by the Crazy Butterfly Holy Cult, hearing
The story is bitter and astringent, as if the whole world has turned dark.
In the early autumn of 2032, this passionate man was going to make new friends. When he entered the carriage, he looked around impatiently.
He held the ticket in hand, left the two weapon cases next to the luggage rack, found the seat with the ticket number, and immediately began to wait expectantly for his companions.
For this exploration mission, the boss arranged a mysterious guest for Meteor——
——Aohen Mingde knew that this kid liked surprises, so he did not explain the identity of the guest in advance. Missions to explore unknown lands usually require the dispatch of units. The boss just noted it, and it was definitely not 3301.
The exploration mission of Shinto City is also the trial mission of Meteor.
At this moment, there is no one else in the huge carriage. Going to the Pacific Rim geological plate, there is no transportation station or trade transfer station along the way. It can be said that we are living towards death - naturally there are no other passengers traveling with us.
Meteor waited for a long time, calculating the time in his mind. Seeing that the train was about to leave the station, he, the conductor, the stoker, and the conductor repeatedly confirmed that there was indeed such a traveler.
At the critical moment of the last ten seconds, I saw a shadow, sprinting from the platform to the road leading to the Council of Five Kings. It was like Bolt was possessed. Both legs ran out of the afterimage, and finally rushed onto the train.
Iron plate, get into the carriage.
Meteor was stunned for a moment, seemingly frightened, and he looked carefully.
This person is six feet tall, more than 180 centimeters tall, with a well-proportioned body, three-dimensional facial features, and a kind of expression...
There is something indescribably weird——
——The man had a standard Asian face, his expression was calm and natural, and he was wearing a black wide-sleeved cardigan with a Chinese-style shirt embroidered with yellow dragons on a black background.
Besides, this man's accessories are a bit particular. He is wearing a pair of square-framed sunglasses. The iron-making craftsmanship of the frames and the inscriptions on the temples indicate that they are pyroxene made by Ling Weng - he is a black stone man.
It's always night in the underground world. Where can there be sun except Wang Xin? It's too weird to wear sunglasses on your face every day.
Don't wait for the meteor to open its mouth——
——The visitor introduces himself.
"Luo Pingan, haven't you asked for advice?"
Meteor looked at the old immortal at the [Gate of Wonders] in surprise. Ever since he came to the Nine Realms and the nameless reform, he had never seen this old comrade who had retreated behind the scenes.
Ah Xing immediately replied: "My name is Bu Liuxing! That's..."
Before Meteor could finish speaking, Taoist Master Ping An immediately responded: "The second in command of the Nameless Family, I have admired you for a long time!"
Speaking of this false reputation, Mr. Ping An clasped his fists and bowed, revealing the ruler in his wide sleeves, which must be his stick.
I have seen this Ruler Meteor before. Teacher A Ling once had one. It is a titanium-plated steel ruler made from the remains of Mingde. It is called [Winning for Heaven].
At this moment, the ruler in Mr. Ping An's hand was longer and thicker than the one in Teacher A's hand. Xing was also curious - how on earth this object was hidden.
He followed Mr. Ping An, secretly spying on Mr. Ping An's expression from behind.
——The gentleman does not have long hair, he has a clean and neat buzzcut, he has no other accessories, and he does not wear a Taoist robe or sword. Apart from a pair of white silk martial arts pants, there is nothing special about him.
He was holding back a lot of questions. Mr. Ping An didn't take the initiative to ask, and it was not convenient for him to ask.
After the two of them sat down, Meteor twisted in his seat like a maggot. He felt like he was neither sitting nor standing. He wanted to say something, but an unknown force prevented him from speaking.
He felt it! It was Mr. Heian's spiritual pressure.
It's like a mountain, a living, breathing mountain.
Although Director Ping An's voice sounded very young, and the enthusiasm with which he introduced himself when they first met was very cordial, when he arrived at the long table in the carriage, Ryusei was like a child who did not dare to make mistakes when meeting his elders.
So he twisted for a long time, finally remembered the morning class that he had missed, and immediately started exercising. He thought to himself - during this trip, he must regain some muscles!
Luo Ping'an: "Are you sick?"
Meteor had just finished a set of push-ups when he heard this surprised question.
"Oh! Mr. Ping An..."
"Don't call me sir!" Luo Ping'an frowned, his face full of disgust, becoming philistine and tacky: "As soon as you opened your mouth, I felt like I was going to give out a red envelope."
Meteor stood up, not quite understanding what Mr. Ping An meant.
"What's the meaning?"
Luo Ping'an explained: "There are so many disciples in my monastery. When they grow up and get married, I will give them red envelopes. When they have children, I will give them red envelopes. When their children grow up, I will give them red envelopes. From 1932 to 2020, I will give them red envelopes."
In 2032 - I gave out more than six million yuan in red envelopes."
The broad sleeves of the robe were waved, and Mr. Ping An rolled up his sleeves and sighed.
"Hey! It was Yuan Datou who was the first to send silver coins. The disciples, disciples and grandsons first called me Master, then Master, Master, and finally Ancestor! I asked them not to shout, but to call me Sir. Later, it was better. When they heard Sir, they called me Sir.
Money! - please ptsd! I really know how to shit!"
Meteor didn't expect this old god to be so cool. When he spoke Mandarin with a slight Fujian accent, the mountain-like spiritual pressure gradually dissipated.
He sat back down opposite Mr. Ping An with a smile and asked.
"Then peace! What's your zodiac sign?"
Luo Ping'an opened his phone and took a look at the memo: "Taurus!"
Meteor immediately said: "Taurus is great! Taurus is great! Make money quickly and spend it quickly! I am rich! We must have a lot to talk about!"
"Whether we want to talk or not depends on fate!" Luo Ping'an rolled up his sleeves to pour tea for Meteor. He picked up the teapots on the long table and gave the young man Ah Xing something to drink. He was very down-to-earth.
Angry: "You don't care about money! I'm telling you, Ah Xing, you can't finish your money. Life has to be passed slowly - if it goes too fast, it will be easy for evil spirits to attack the heart, and there will be that extraterrestrial demon flying over.
.”
Meteor listened with great interest. He loved chatting with such a talkative uncle.
Taoist Ping An continued: "All kinds of thoughts are flying together! How scary it is! Look at today's young people. One moment their souls are at home, and the next second they follow the video to go abroad.
, running around but not in the body - that mind, a lot of evil spirits have entered, children quarrel with parents, men quarrel with women, brothers also quarrel with each other, it seems that they are quarreling with each other, but in fact they are two.
The evil spirits in my heart and the demons are about to start fighting when they come together. They are not doing things at all. They are all possessed by evil spirits and are being controlled. Drink tea and drink tea."
Meteor: "Mr. Ping An..."
"Don't call me sir..." Taoist priest Ping An interrupted: "If you keep shouting, I will take out the money from my clothes. I practice swordsmanship and martial arts to protect my relatives and brothers, and I don't even have to pay. The conditioned reflex is smooth - don't
Yelled it!"
Meteor smiled with two rows of big teeth: "Hahahahahaha!"
"How happy you are with a smile." Luo Ping'an looked serious, which was very consistent with Teacher A's character of serious nonsense: "I said it seriously, you listen carefully."
"When I go out and meet friends, I want to make friends, but the first thing I do is to pay. It's very sad."
“It’s hard to help others when you see an injustice, but the first thing you do is to pay, which is even more sad.”
"In ancient times, the word sir could be used by both men and women, but now it can only be used by men..."
Luo Ping'an stopped talking midway through.
"Forget it, forget it, I can't talk about this, I'm off topic. Drink tea, drink tea, be calm, Taoism is natural, yin and yang are in harmony, and you can live forever."
"Thank you. I want to thank you." Taoist priest Ping An smiled and said, "Then I will be the big brother and help you overcome the disaster. You must listen to me this time! Otherwise, your life will not be saved."
There was something like a charlatan and fortune teller in his words - Meteor didn't take it to heart, he just asked why the Taoist priest stepped on the spot to get in the car.
"I just saw you, Brother Ping An, running into the car in such a hurry. Why?"
Luo Ping'an said bluntly: "Something happened."
Meteor asked: "Oh...is it important? This is my trial mission. Is Taoist Ping An still preparing his weapons?"
Luo Pingan then said bluntly: "I overslept."
Meteor spits out a sip of tea out of the window.
Luo Ping'an described it: "What a powerful water magic. Most people can't spray it so far."
Meteor: "Just because...overslept?"
"How?" Luo Ping'an didn't mean to be joking: "Isn't life just about eating, drinking, having diarrhea, and sleeping? The five bodies, five elements, and five things, birth, old age, illness, death, and reincarnation. Isn't sleep a big deal? The biggest thing...isn't it weird?"
Meteor shook his head, not knowing what to say.
Luo Ping'an continued: "To be a human being, you must tell the truth, do real things, and act like a real person - I can't lie to you, a kid. I just went to the disco last night and overslept. In the morning, I remembered that there was such a person.
I was working and was woken up by a call from Yin Zhu."
Saying this, Ping An's expression was distorted.
"The beast is so angry! Super angry! So fierce! Tell me how important this matter is. How important is this month's performance, overtime pay, and holidays? I really know how to shit on this kind of boss! It's so important.
Arrange partners for so many people, but not one for me? Treat them differently and ask for my help."
"Your pyroxene and sticks are all given by the good Maomao. My things are all from the alchemy room and Xuanqifang. Please be merciful to me, brothers and sisters, and give me the best equipment!~ That feels like
It's like being on a pirate ship. There is a fairy with a charming posture standing on the mast of the pirate ship, telling you that you want to practice double cultivation."
"You go up and take a look, oh! Wow! In short, it's very wow!"
"Uncover the deck, and inside it is a magnetic field rotating half a million times, waiting to jump you!"
Taoist priest Ping An pursed his lips and shrugged, his double chin appeared, his posture was very rich, and his expression was very clear.
"Axing, we are not in the same company. I, the elder brother, will give you a few words of advice. Don't blame me for being a random dad - I am too daddy, so don't blame me."
"The Blood Butterfly cult is indeed about to be wiped out by the Anonymous. There are still many, many bad people who use the banner of benevolence and morality to defraud people of their money and live a life of deception. The people who are deceived only lack brains. Be careful!
"
Taoist priest Ping An just scolded Aohun Mingde secretly with Meteor, without saving any face for the boss.
"Look at this good cat, it's just relying on its beauty to seduce you young people to work hard. Although the treatment is enough and the sincerity is sincere, but...but I don't have it!~"
"The point is that I don't have it. The most painful thing in the world is that others have it and I don't have it."
Meteor: "Hahahahahaha!"
"You're still laughing!" Ping An refilled the tea for Meteor: "You have to be a real person. You can laugh when you want to laugh, cry when you want to cry, and say what you want to say. This is the happiest thing in the world."
Meteor nodded fiercely: "Yes, yes! Yes, yes!"
"Hey, do you have any more questions?" Mr. Ping An was also cheerful and immediately went straight to the topic: "Go on, I know you must be a curious baby. Looking at the plump heaven, the straight nose, thick eyebrows and big eyes, you must be affectionate and righteous.
My little friend, your lips are so thick, the little sister you kissed is so happy."
The scenery outside the window flies by, and across a wide underground waterway, the sound of rushing water in the river valley can be heard.
Meteor shouted loudly, but he was afraid Taoist priest Ping An couldn't hear clearly.
"Brother Ping An has always been like this...this style?"
"Wherever there is, people will grow." Ping An immediately replied without thinking: "I used to be suave and handsome, but now I am only handsome. I always tell the truth. Girls don't like it."
I can’t be romantic anymore.”
Meteor was still a little confused, so he continued to ask.
"I watched those TV dramas about cultivating truth and seeking truth... aren't they all..."
Ping An immediately replied: "It's an idol drama! To make money, of course the show must be good."
Immediately afterwards, Master Ping An began to chatter endlessly.
"Not to mention two or three hundred years ago, just a hundred years ago, in Daxia, there were still people in my mountain gate who were not fully clothed. The old farmers who were engaged in production and construction and farming had no sleeves on their clothes. I myself also had a yellow face.
They are all studying this tool for plowing the land - where is the life without farming? The immortals played in TV series are all underworld."
Meteor: "Underworld?"
"Yes, I fight and kill all day long." Taoist Ping An immediately said: "When I have nothing to do, I go out on the street with a knife or a sword. I am afraid that others will not know that I am a double red stick in the sect. If I disagree, I will start a fight.
, after the treatment, there wasn’t even a mud mark on my body – that’s what sisters like.”
"The fight between the Immortal sects before was just to grab territory. Look at the Nine Realms going up. Wasn't it the same in HK earlier? Movies were all about how handsome Haonanzi was and how powerful he was at killing people. That gang
The story of fighting for territory has now turned into cultivating immortals. The most fantastic thing is that the double-flower red stick that kills people every day can still be clean on the body."
Meteor is coming and interested——
"——Brother Ping An! How does your sect..."
Before Meteor could finish speaking, Taoist Ping An seemed to have the power to read minds.
He opened his mouth and answered.
"Do you want to practice martial arts or culture?"
Meteor: "Xiu Wu?"
"It's the same as your elder brother's god of death." Luo Pingan said immediately: "If there are robbers, kill robbers, if there are treacherous officials, kill treacherous officials, if there is a fatuous emperor, kill the fatuous emperor - use whatever weapon you get, and destroy it.
It's too late to practice, and you have no choice. Over time, you will become a weapons master."
Meteor: "Will the problem be solved if we kill them all?"
"Of course." Luo Ping'an didn't take it seriously: "Kill all the bad ones, and the rest will be good, right?"
Meteor: "What about Xiu Wen?"
Luo Pingan thought for a long time, and it was difficult to explain this orthodoxy clearly in a few words.
"That's just chanting sutras, reasoning, and making money. Without money, there are no resources, no medicine to cure diseases, no wind, no water, no good environment, and no way to deal with evil spirits. The little brothers in the sect will be taken care of later.
If they are disciples, they will become bad - they want to let the sect do things for them, and become a devil who only cares about themselves and not everyone else."
At this point, Ping An pours new tea into the meteor.
"The same is true in the current mortal world and the human world. There are so many evil spirits and demons. There are beautiful colorful worlds everywhere, but they are not our own. On that small screen - we must give people's true energy
It's sucked away, oh no, you call this the essence."
"There are so many products in high-rise buildings, but I can only buy one thing with the money in my pocket. It seems like I have everything, and I am dazzled, but in fact I have nothing."
"In ancient times, I also liked to go outside Yihong Building to see my sister, but I never went in - of course it was not because I had no money. I felt that this was wrong. You can't sell your sons and daughters. While I denounced this behavior, I couldn't help but go
Look, I think this is me fighting myself, it’s a kind of practice.”
"Nowadays, everyone is looking at their sisters online. Giving money to them may be an upgrade in the industry, but adults have begun to dislike their wives. Younger people have also begun to fear that they will not find such a sister, and they are struggling with desire.
——I have to fight with myself for a long time.”
"The hexagram of Yi is mysterious. Life is mostly ups and downs, water, fire and heat - water, fire, yin and yang are constantly flowing."
"Tsk——"
Taoist priest Ping An suddenly became depressed and energetic again.
"——Don't talk about this! I studied under [Wugongshu·Taiyi Xuanmen], this is my brand, and the slogan for recruitment is very easy to understand."
Meteor clasped his hands and looked at the real man's energy.
Luo Ping'an recited his sect's propaganda slogan, which was a sentence with intense emotion and almost a questioning tone.
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