Smart people have to get themselves drunk so they can spend time with idiots.
——Ernest Miller Hemingway
[Part 1·Spicy Blue Man]
Jiang Xueming's four children were sitting in front of the sofa, looking at pictures and identifying objects.
They were only six years old. Bai Zijin's mother waved her pointer in a friendly and cordial manner, pointed at the objects on the blackboard, and asked in a good voice.
"What is a cra?"
Among the brothers and sisters, Jiang Bai, the boldest and most curious, raised Roududu's arm.
"It's food!"
"Are you trying to get a fucking bulletproof board?" Xiao Qi slapped herself on the face, reluctant to beat her eldest son. She rolled her eyes and looked at the second and third treasures.
"do you know?"
Er Shao Jiang Zhengyang thought for a while and was frightened when he saw his mother's fierce and fierce expression.
Third Young Master Bai Zhenzhen stayed close to her younger sister. The two eldest brothers didn't say anything, and he didn't say anything either.
It was Jiang Zheng who finally spoke——
"——Mom! It's an integrated, fast, combat, and escape protection system!"
"nce!" 9527 held his little fist to encourage his daughter, "Beautiful! Well done!"
The second young master had an expression of regret and self-blame on his face, as if he had fallen one step behind and failed to get the upper hand in front of his mother. After hesitating for just a moment, the limelight was immediately taken away by Zheng'er's sister.
On the other hand, the eldest brother and the third brother were all smiling, happy for their smart sister, which made Zhengyang become more and more gloomy - this child looked very much like Xueming when he was silent, but only his expression was very similar to his father, that kind of
Rational thinking cannot be learned.
When Xiao Qi saw that Er Bao was unhappy, he immediately changed it to a preschool education illustration.
"What is this? At! Zhengyang, tell me!"
"It's an AT helmet!" Zhengyang immediately shouted: "You can add a fill light! A recorder! A night vision device! It's amazing!"
Xiaoqi immediately threw away the pointer, hugged Erbao and kissed her: "My baby! You are the smartest! The smartest!"
"Hehehehe" the melancholy on Zhengyang's face immediately dissipated, but his eyes still couldn't stop glancing towards Jiang Zheng——
——He could see that his little sister's expression was as deep as his father's, which made him envious and admired.
He only knew that his father seldom spoke, and every time he spoke, it made people feel heavy and had an incredible power. He also wanted to have this kind of power, so he kept a straight face all day long and wanted to grow up quickly. He learned the demeanor, but he
Don't understand at all why this is done.
The eldest son Jiang Bai came close to his mother. Although he didn't answer a question correctly, this eldest son knew how to act like a baby.
"I want it too! I want it too!"
So Bai Zijin put down his second son, hugged his eldest son and kissed him several times.
Immediately afterwards, the third brother also stood up with the eldest brother: "Mom! Me! Me!"
Bai Zijin almost passed away with happiness.
"Don't worry, don't worry! It's all there!"
Finally, there was Zheng'er. She saw that her brothers had all hugged her, and when her mother was about to come up to her, she stood up without saying a word, and without her mother saying anything, she took the initiative to get into Brother Seventh's arms.
Bai Zijin looked at the four brothers and sisters again, pursed his lips and raised his waist, and asked loudly.
"Who do you like best?!"
All of a sudden, the babies were so excited that they started talking about all kinds of names, people from all walks of life, from Time Magazine to People, from above ground to underground.
Bai Zijin: "Stop, stop! Come one by one! Xiaobai will start with you!"
"I like Uncle Meteor!" Jiang Bai opened his eyes wide and clenched his two small hands into fists: "And eldest sister! They are super brave!"
9527 scratched his head, always feeling like something was wrong.
"Uh, what else is there?"
Jiang Bai immediately said: "No more! Mom! When will Uncle Meteor get married!"
9527: "Dabao? Why do you ask this?"
Jiang Bai: "Didn't our family have a baby marriage with Uncle Liuxing's family? If he doesn't get married, my future wife and I will be very different in age! Do I have to change my wife's diapers? Things have gone bad.
ah!"
9527 raised his hand to strike, but the young master covered his face in defense, almost becoming a conditioned reflex.
"Where did you learn these things?! You are only six years old!"
Jiang Bai squinted his eyes, raised his legs to protect his crotch, and held his head to protect his face in a very professional manner, as if he had received a lot of beatings.
"Uncle Haspen told me!"
9527 shouted sharply: "Sit down!"
Jiang Bai sat back obediently. He seemed to have endless energy. He crawled to his second brother's side and put his arms around his shoulders, like he was holding the "little girlfriend" he imagined in his mind. He wanted to prepare for the future.
Preview the pickup story in advance.
9527 then asked Jiang Zhengyang: "Er Bao! What about you? Who do you like best?"
"I", the second young master, was stunned. All of a sudden, the youthful and old-fashioned attitude was gone, only confusion and hesitation.
He originally wanted to say his father's name, Jiang Xueming.
But there was a feeling of dissatisfaction, an inexplicable dissatisfaction - the brothers and sisters weighed a total of twenty-five pounds when they were born, and they had at least twenty pounds of bone in their bodies. They were all little guys with distinctive and weird personalities.
"I like auntie"
9527 was so happy that snot bubbles came out of her nose: "You also like eldest sister?"
"Yes." The second young master nodded obediently.
In the little baby's heart, the eldest sister should be considered his father's sister, and Bai Lu is their little aunt, so the eldest sister is the eldest aunt.
9527 burst out laughing: "Hahahahahaha!"
The babies didn't know what their mother was laughing at. The eldest brother imitated his mother's teaching style and gently tapped the second brother's forehead with his thumb.
"You have to call me big sister! bgter! You can't call me aunt!"
"I'm just going to shout!" The second young master kept his mouth shut and was about to cry when his elder brother gave him a fierce look.
"No quarreling!" Xiaoqi grinned and asked the two little babies to continue to be friends, "Whoever quarrels will sleep with daddy today!"
After hearing these words, the two brothers immediately did not dare to speak out. It was as if sleeping in the same bed with their biological father was a kind of torture.
——Jiang Xueming can control his sleep time, but these children can't.
The little babies' sleep state was up and down, and they often got up at night. As long as there was any movement, Xueming would wake up immediately, follow the children to the toilet, and then carry the baby back to bed without saying a word.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! You should be able to imagine the horrifying scene. The child just woke up in the middle of the night and saw his father, whose eyes were staring like a black cat sergeant, already sitting on the edge of the bed. He
He doesn't like to talk, he just looks at you with a half-smile, and then poops and pees for you.
All in all, sleeping in the same room as Xueming's father has a great impact on the children's mental state.
Xiao Qi came to the Third Young Master again, squatted down and looked at the Third Young Master.
"Sambo, who do you like best?"
Bai Zhenzhen said without hesitation: "I like my mother the most! And myself!"
9527 smiled so hard that his eyes narrowed into two slits: "Oh! I didn't hurt you in vain!"
Bai Zhenzhen then said: "If my sister-in-law asks me! I will like my sister-in-law! If my father asks me! I will like my father!"
"No." Jiuwu27's smile disappeared at the speed of light: "Can't you wait until I leave before saying the next few sentences?"
Bai Zhenzhen shook her head and said righteously: "Dad said, you can't lie to others! You can't hide the truth from the person you love the most! Mom!"
Xiaoqi touched Sanzi's hair. The shiny black hair was her favorite. Among the brothers, she would have a bald head sooner or later.
"Zheng'er, what about you?"
Jiang Zheng sat next to her third brother, lowering her head and playing with her fingers. When she heard her mother's call, she turned her head and looked over, and the pigtails on her head swayed.
“Too many, many, many”
Xiaoqi: "A lot?"
Jiang Zheng: "My favorite, there are many favorites, can you tell me all of them?"
Xiaoqi: "Only one or two! There should be only one I like the most!"
Jiang Zheng began to feel sad inexplicably and almost burst into tears.
"Mom! Can't I like many, many people? It's so hard to choose! I want them all! Do I have to throw away all the ones I don't like that much? This won't work. This is fucking impossible."
"Don't say bad words." Xiaoqi immediately called out to his little daughter, who was amused by her unbridled swear words: "Who did you learn this from? If you don't learn from the good ones, learn the damn curses."
The three brothers all turned their heads and stared directly at their mother.
Xiaoqi lowered his head and his voice became softer: "Oh, sorry, I'll try my best to restrain myself."
Jiang Zheng frowned and thought for a while, then finally said.
"I like dad"
Bai Zijin looked at his daughter with interest and an ambiguous expression: "Why?"
"Because the good cat said something!" Jiang Zheng immediately cheered up: "b said that dad defeated many, many bad guys! If we reward according to merit, our family's genealogy will start from him! In this way,
Did I write it on the second line of the family tree?"
"Haha" Xiaoqi was a little embarrassed and didn't know what to say. He just kept giggling: "Hahahahaha, then my husband is really embarrassing to the family."
Right now, right now.
Jiang Xueming stepped over the threshold and walked quickly to the workshop, carrying a box of tools. When he saw his wife educating the children, the corners of his mouth turned up slightly, which meant he was happy - but when he saw the portable tools and lle system on the blackboard, he felt like
It's like going back in time, retracing the steps you took when you walked out, and retreating back into the room like a robot.
"Bai Zijin"
When 9527 heard Xueming's scolding, he immediately raised his hands in a conditioned reflex.
"No, no, no! I was wrong! I was wrong! I shouldn't have taught them how to recognize armor! I"
Jiang Xue said righteously: "I don't mean to blame you, dear, I don't blame you."
The head of the family put down the tools at hand and quickly came to the blackboard.
"Teach something else! Modern warfare is all about informatization and unmanned warfare - what's the use of giving them science-based light infantry equipment? In another ten years, these military products will probably be eliminated, and the form of combat will change from the near future.
Evolution from distance contact to non-contact. This evolution speed is very fast."
9527: "Huh?"
Jiang Xueming vowed: "If you want to teach them some knowledge, why not let them fly a drone? Or an unmanned clay head?"
The young master said: "No dump truck!"
The second young master said: "I want a dump truck!"
The third young master started to cheer: "I can't step on the accelerator! Dad! This is good! This is good!"
Xueming tilted his head and smiled with his three sons. He did not correct the children on what they liked and disliked. He just quietly experienced every minute.
Jiang Zheng didn't speak. Ever since her father walked in the door, her eyes were twitching. She was fully expecting to say something to her father, but in the end she didn't say anything.
Xueming took off his coat, cleaned the mud on his hands, came back and hugged the children one by one, and finally hugged Xiaoqi.
[part2·Come and fight me!]
Xiao Qi immediately became alert and her eyes became sharp: "Are you going on a long trip?"
Xueming held Xiaoqi's waist and led her out of the door, her voice becoming softer.
"right."
Xiaoqi: "Where to go?"
Xueming: "B said it must be kept secret. It's a very important matter."
Xiaoqi: "Then I can ask it myself?"
Xueming: "It has something to do with meteors. We are going to the unknown area of the Pacific Rim."
Xiaoqi: "Can I come with you?"
Xueming shook his head and said nothing.
Xiaoqi: "Is it dangerous?"
Xueming pursed her lips and nodded, her expression a little funny and helpless.
Xiaoqi: "Who else besides you?"
Xueming: "Waiter of Meteor."
Xiao Qi didn't say much. There was a sad expression on his face, but he adjusted it after a few breaths.
"I'm at home, taking care of the babies?"
Xueming clasped her hands together and expressed gratitude: "You are the most beautiful wife in the entire universe, the galaxy, and the entire earth."
After briefly explaining the mission situation, Xueming climbed to the second floor, greeted the guests, went straight to the warehouse, and pulled out a large box.
This box had gathered dust and had not been touched for several months. Inside were the goddess of hunting and Jingguang, and two guns, one long and one short.
After checking the status of the firearm, he took the Morpho clothes from the display cabinet at the front desk of the bar and was about to go out——
——Unexpectedly, the door was already crowded with people. Not only the anonymous people, but also soldiers who fought together in the past, hired informants, and many military, police and militiamen were standing outside the door.
When Xueming went to get his equipment, people had already realized that this famous man was going to wear armor and return to the front line.
This makes Xueming very difficult to handle——
——b When receiving Luo Ping'an's reply, he clearly warned Xueming not to spread the word about Shinto City.
That was technology that was ahead of its time. Those nanomachines, like the Vita Brand, were extremely contagious. As long as they were in the land of Shinto City, people would naturally install the Venn mechanism.
People with ulterior motives will definitely take advantage of this power, or be used by it.
Jiang Xueming made a 180-degree turn and returned all the equipment to the counter and sent it to the warehouse. Without shaving, he put on the fisherman's suit again, picked up the fishing rod and headed to the fish pond.
The guests outside the door returned to their seats, and the awkward smile on Xueming's face finally disappeared.
He turned into a piece of cold steel again and acted according to the schedule. After the long day shift, the store worker was preparing to take the bus home. After settling his wife and children, he secretly sneaked into the power distribution channel of the platform and changed
Dressed in the clothes of a scavenger.
Xueming sighed inwardly, it's no wonder that people with no name are never willing to show their faces. Once there are more people and many followers and friends, when dealing with such extremely dangerous tasks, simple things become
complex.
Now he has to disguise himself and put on makeup whenever he goes out. Whenever there is any disturbance, a large number of enthusiastic people will immediately line up behind him, fearing that they will not be able to catch the first bite of the melon.
A set of black plastic raincoat, a pair of military boots, and a survival knife.
This was all Xueming's equipment. He walked out along the railway bridge on the Nine Realms Platform and headed to the northeast. He met the leader of the Frost Moon Knights at a maintenance channel, then got on an armed train and rushed there.
front.
In the [Bliss Space] of Shinto Castle.
After a long period of fierce training, Bu Liuxing’s VR combat training has come to an end.
He stood in the center of the room, with elevators rising from all four corners at the same time. As a typical person of Shinto City, as a standard combat force - the executioner came to take his life again.
Sentou Ishimura was sitting on the crane, observing the battle situation from a high position. He still couldn't figure out why this kid became so powerful in just one day.
——Maybe it has something to do with the spiritual energy in Bu Liuxing. Does he already have soul power?
Mr. Qiantang guessed this, but he was not sure because he simply could not see through the changes that had happened to Meteor.
Ever since Ah Xing defeated the two executioners with his bare hands, his demands have become more and more outrageous, one against three and one against four.
You must know that more than ten hours ago, this young man was beaten by the executioner until his teeth were all over the floor, and he had no power to fight back.
There is only one explanation for [breaking out of a cocoon and becoming a butterfly]! Bu Liuxing must have awakened the power of his soul!
But what is his soul power?
The form of activation? The specific effect?
Ishimura Sendou couldn't tell the clue at all——
——From the beginning to the end of the battle, the old man heard the fierce sound of wind in the field, and the intertwined figures and spirits moving at high speed.
"What it is?"
The standard imaginary enemy in the field performs the most basic tactical coordination and plans an attack.
The two executioners attacked the meteor from the front and back. The bright red unicorn opened its arms, and the surging spiritual energy fluctuations emitted a clear and sharp cry, like a humanoid Morpho butterfly flapping its wings -
——The hard knocks of the spirit arms are like the unloading of cannons!
Its accounting data is very outrageous, not inferior to panel monsters such as [Drunken Mania] or [Fragrant Dream]!
The spirit body can confront the execution sword head-on, and after the first blow takes effect——
——Ishimura Sendo saw an incredible scene.
Bu Liuxing shouted the spirit's true name loudly.
"[·Mr. Wei Meng]!!!——"
Originally, the two executioners came in tandem, attacking Ah Xing's face and back ridge.
The spirit knocked the enemy's weapon aside, but Meteor didn't care at all about the sword that was coming from behind him at the same time.
The beheading sword struck Ah Xing's back of the head violently, but it seemed to be pulled by an inexplicable strange force. The extremely hard sword blade turned into a flexible yellow board, and it suddenly stuck in the air!
Sendou Ishimura was so shocked that he shouted in his native language: "Nani?!"
The old man quickly retrieved the background data, and for a moment mistakenly thought that the VR training program he had set up had bg.
Why? Why can this kid catch the enemy's attack with the back of his head?
What on earth is going on?! It seems
"Now only you and me are left! Let's fight one on one!" Meteor raised his fists and shouted loudly at the enemy in front of him, showing a hearty smile: "It's one against one! You fight me! You want to fight me
!”
The remaining two enemy soldiers further away immediately unlocked thermal weapons——
——The hot energy beam bursts out from the execution sword. It is a railgun that releases the energy of Ven completely without any reservation, and the plasma is shot under strong magnetic constraints.
The meteor moved without even moving——
——Two bright energy beams were pulled by an inexplicable strange force, like a light source reflected by a mirror, and passed by the side of his face. The high-temperature and high-energy airflow was like a knife, leaving two terrifying scars on his face.
But it didn't hurt the roots.
Sendo Ishimura was so surprised that he was speechless.
At the moment when Meteor resisted the long-range firepower - he did see it, and clearly saw Meteor's spirit body.
The bright red soul named [·Mr. Wei Meng] has always been around Meteor, protecting his body wholeheartedly.
This wonderful spirit was unable to cause any harm. Apart from the punch that struck the execution sword, it had no other active offensive actions.
The frontal target who was attacked was not injured, and there was not even a scratch on the execution sword!
This little guy's soul power and destructive power are almost equal to zero——
——A very strange scene happened.
The two enemies in the distance who had just emitted energy were still preparing their own VNE mechanisms.
Ah Xing caught an enemy in front and chased him fiercely. Another executioner who came to the rescue behind him slashed him with a big sword - but all the sword moves pulled by the artificial intelligence fell into vain.
The seemingly fierce battle of one against four has now become a bit funny in the eyes of Ishimura Sendou, just like the teammate who was chasing the rescue, who has been unable to help, dancing with his sword like a drunkard, and everything.
I can't cut Ah Xing.
The other two enemies regrouped and stepped forward to surround Meteor again. The weapons in their hands failed to respond. The bright spirit body flashed away, and the noise of the wings of the One-horned Fairy could be heard.
[So, is that so? Your little kid’s spirit body actually has such ability? Hahahahaha! Hahahahahaha!]
The raging and violent hurricane almost blew the three rescuers away, and their combat strategy seemed to be out of control.
Suddenly, someone's sword turned on the high-frequency weapon mode and headed towards the goal in Ah Xing's eyes - to lead his teammates to turn the meteor into a candied haws!
Qian Tang: "Be careful!"
Before Grandpa Ishimura could finish speaking, a red spiritual body emerged from Meteor's back and suddenly struck the bright sword blade at a speed that was difficult to discern with the naked eye.
Mr. Wei Meng remained motionless, violent flames erupted in the air, and A Xing and the target at hand were unharmed.
[It will not take the initiative to attack! It cannot cause substantial damage to the enemy]
The enemy soldiers who came for a sneak attack were slashed with one sword, and the plasma of the high-frequency weapon was overloaded out of control in an instant, turning into a bunch of soft fluid, floating in the air in a crooked way, but the weapon did not suffer any damage.
The battle between Ah Xing and the main target is coming to an end——
——He walked around with bare hands, keeping the physical data of Hot Wind Boy in mind.
Finally, he dived down and hugged him closely, like a tiger out of its cage, picking up a bomb and throwing the enemy down, causing the whole training ground to shake!
The nano-armor of the Ven mechanism gradually dissipated from the unlucky man's body. A red phantom jumped out of the mist, and his fist hit the other executioner's face firmly.
[But it is trying its best to protect you, your first target, Bu Meteor! You are really the biggest arrogant man in the world! You are the biggest fool in the world! Your soul power is actually such a thing, in your eyes
Before the duel determines the winner]
[I’m afraid it’s hard for other factors to interfere with this sacred [Knights’ Tournament]! Boy! Your courage and determination make my blood boil!]
Before the enemy could react, there were no wounds on his alloy chin, and his face wasn't even scratched.
"You're next!"
Meteor pushed aside the smoke and dust with one hand and spoke to the next enemy.