Before seven o'clock in the morning, our Ao Mingde got up on time.
It straightened up from the ornately decorated cat's nest, raised its pads high, and then knocked it hard. The alarm clock went mute as soon as it rang the first bell.
Taking off his nightcap and pajamas, BOSS walked to the cabinet bathroom still standing upright on two legs——
——The sink is one big and one small. He stood in front of the smaller dressing mirror, took out the toothpaste and toothbrush, fiddled with the brush head with dull eyes, and began to clean his mouth.
Its movements are getting slower and slower.
When it raised its head, its big green eyes reflected the shadow of the King Hunter.
"Yeah!~~~~"
The BOSS was shocked, his words were confused and he shouted with an exaggerated expression.
"Why are you here!~I have no clothes on!~I'm not clean now!~"
The King Hunter also looked listless, like a digital being with no emotions. Her movements were stiff and mechanical. She fiddled with her toothbrush, spitting foam from her mouth, and answered inarticulately.
"BOSS, this joke is so cold."
Ao Ren Ming De didn't care. He swept away his previous boredom and climbed onto the large sink. He gripped the small toothbrush with his little paws and followed the King Hunter's instructions to brush his teeth.
When the king hunter raises his head, he also raises his head.
When the king hunter takes action, it follows suit.
Until Chinatsu Igarashi was finally amused by this cute yet cute kitten, and a few bubbles appeared in her mouth while she was washing her teeth and breathing.
The BOSS also spat out a few bubbles.
It's just that this time, the King Hunter saved some ammunition and didn't spit out all the cleaning liquid in her throat. When the boss finished vomiting, she finally seemed to have a sense of victory and defeat and took over the high ground of reason. She pouted her mouth and blew out the last few colorful colors.
of bubbles.
"Ha?!" The BOSS was very surprised and looked at the King Hunter in disbelief.
Before the work begins, Aohun Mingde always brings some weird fun. This makes the King Hunter feel incredible.
Her memory is very poor, which is attributed to the genetic compilation project. Her body was created for the gods of Shinto City. But at this moment, Aunt Qianxia only thinks that this is not a bad thing.
She could no longer recall most of her memories from eight years ago. She could only confirm and review them multiple times through her diary to know what these long-term memories actually represented.
She does not have the ability of long-term memory, so her thinking and personality are very different from ordinary people.
She knew her identity and position, so she could only lock her mind in the time and space of recent years, without any filter of memories.
You know, many beautiful things remain in the past——
——It’s like the first crushing feeling of your crush in junior high school.
These memories grow and deform with our brains, and because of many different versions of processing and enhanced memories at different ages, they are given unique labels.
This is the charm of ghosts, a beautiful illusion living in the past, constantly deceiving our brains. Making us mistakenly believe that that era was much better than now.
Very unfortunate and very coincidental.
King Hunter was born to give the ghost of Ishihara Momo a physical body. But now it seems that she seems to be suffering from a mental illness with amnesia symptoms and is completely immune to ghosts.
No matter how many times BOSS makes jokes with her, as long as some time passes, these cute little rituals will turn into new tricks. It can be as short as a few months or as long as more than half a year, and she will completely forget the experience at that time and start over again.
Feel the kindness and malice of this world.
——She will always be eight years old.
"It's another new day!~" Aohen Mingde opened his arms and asked the waiter to change his clothes.
The king hunter asked: "What will you wear today?"
BOSS smiled evilly: "Come on with some oriental street style. I'm going to meet my king of war. They just came back from Shinto City. The place is so wet that it can't be compared with cybernetic life forms!~"
The King Hunter didn't know much about it, so he took the small note handed by the BOSS and followed the leader's instructions to prepare a set of simple but not simple children's clothes for it.
After it changed its clothes and walked around the cabinet twice, it was finally fascinated by its own beauty. It shook its head in front of the mirror, its soft body was like a flexible snake, and grinned triumphantly.
"Hey! There are two streets in Longhua and Yuandu. Let's find out who the father is!~"
The large hanging painting of the Council of Five Kings has been replaced with the latest version, showing the heroes from the last harvest season.
The sisters at the director's counter had just finished their shift, and as a burst of strong music played, they saw the boss going crazy.
BOSS is carrying the WALKMAN, with his yellow peaked cap tilted to one side, his ears straight up, a pair of square sunglasses hanging on his face, a small pocket watch with a big gold chain, a fat-sleeved T-shirt and construction pants, and a few words coming out of his mouth from time to time
The earthy flavor mixed with Chinese and English really brings out the retro beauty of the urban-rural fringe area.
The new employee girl is still confused, but the experienced supervisor sister has already skipped the process and started crowing.
"BOSS! What are you doing! BOSS!"
"What's wrong with letting yourself go once in a while?!" Ao Hen Mingde responded to the source of the voice, took off his sunglasses and winked: "KI☆RA!~"
The cat slave in the front row of the director's counter was cursed and froze in place for a moment, not knowing what to say.
The old passenger who was still going through the formalities was even more heavyweight. His madness index jumped up a lot. Then he tilted his head and fell into the arms of his companion.
King Hunter: "Is this appropriate? BOSS?"
"That's what it is like to be a heartthrob!~" Aohun Mingde smiled triumphantly: "I don't care!~"
Taking the elevator, Good Cat and its waiter came to the platform, waiting for the return of Jiang Xueming and Bu Liuxing. In this leisurely time, Ao Ruimingde put down the WALKMAN, and to the beat of the music, he and the King Hunter
Dance a song together.
"Pretty girl! Come on!"
King Hunter: "It can't be done."
BOSS: "Oh!~Don't be like this! Don't be shy!"
The king hunter switched to Japanese: "It's really impossible."
BOSS also switched to Japanese: "Every day you don't dance is a betrayal of life, Miss Chinatsu!"
King Hunter: "This name feels strange to me. BOSS."
So the BOSS stopped talking and just squatted next to the King Hunter, motionless.
When a train passed by the platform, the passengers stepped on the iron plate and walked down the platform. For a while, they didn't recognize the BOSS and saw the King Hunter clearly. Then they hurriedly nodded to Aoheng Mingde and hurriedly
Get out of here in a hurry.
Until the train has gone far, leave the platform and go to maintain the railway.
"How should I call you?" BOSS's tone was deep and his voice changed into a middle-aged male voice: "The secret library gave me an investigation report. The man who took you away from Shinto City was not Igarashi Akira.
, the real leader of the Foehn Chapter's rapid reaction force, may have died long ago."
"This guy who got into the secret library is actually a clone. We collected his DNA samples. Your nominal father - judging from his telomerase data sampling results, this think tank academician is from Shinto City.
product.”
"He took you to escape from Shinto City and returned to the Zong family and the Igarashi family. From then on, you had relatives, parents, sisters and brothers."
"Your social identity is Chinatsu Igarashi. Before every harvest season, I have some problems with my head."
BOSS poked the temple of the peaked cap, and then pushed the King Hunter's calf with his little arm.
"So what should I call you? Miss Clone, who has the same bad memory as me?"
King Hunter: "You'd better call me a cat climbing frame."
BOSS's tone also became solemn.
"Originally, this title was used to refer to the closest and most trustworthy king around me when I was suffering from Alzheimer's disease."
"In my weakest and most powerless darkest moments, their arms and hearts are worth relying on. When I regain my life, it means that another half century has passed. Time will take away their strength and weaken them.
Determination and will will kill them."
"I don't want to accept all this, you know? Chinatsu."
"Do you know this feeling? Can you understand it?"
"When I woke up again like a baby, the first thing I saw was the old waiter who was about to run out of energy."
"They are like my re-created parents. They did not have evil thoughts when I was at my weakest, nor did they try to take away my authority or tamper with my morality. Together with Ling Weng and other kings, they continued to accompany me through this journey, once and for all.
Another farewell, another reincarnation."
"When more news came back from the unknown land of TD, more and more evidence showed that the person who was by my side, accompanying me day and night, was not as calm, cold, cruel and brave as people said, but just a forgetful person.
Silly goose."
"At that time, I was wondering if this job was too tiring for you."
Before BOSS finished speaking——
——The king hunter immediately squatted down next to the kitten and grabbed the boss's arm.
"Don't try to fire me."
BOSS beamed: "Hey! I knew I was a heartthrob!~"
"I'm waiting for you to explode the gold coins." The king hunter imitated the boss's mean and crooked expression and laughed out loud, "Let's see who sends who away."
BOSS looked shocked: "WTF?"
"Learned from the King of War." King Hunter whispered: "He told me that if the BOSS says strange things and becomes Alzheimer's, I will use these two sentences to stimulate your old man's nerves - to your body.
Useful.”
BOSS asked hysterically: "Do you really know what this sentence means?!"
The king hunter replied innocently: "It seems to be a blessing. I don't understand Chinese very well."
BOSS: "Okay. Okay. Okay."
The king hunter asked doubtfully: "Isn't that what you mean?"
BOSS: "You shouldn't say this."
King Hunter: "Is what the War King said wrong?"
BOSS: "The effect is quite good, I woke up immediately."
King Hunter: "That's good!"
BOSS: "Then will you dance with me?"
The King Hunter took a deep breath and breathed it out after a long time.
She ran her fingers around her hair, and in the end she didn't know how to respond to her boss's workplace sexual harassment, but who made her a heartthrob?
"what should I do?"
The waiter suddenly became energetic, and Ming De immediately jumped up and let out the embarrassing howl of Teacher Tom. He was as happy as the little cowboy finally kissed the super big green tea tudogalo, kissing from the arm to the cheek.
.
"Come on! Stand up!"
The King Hunter adjusted his burgundy dress and stood up gracefully.
BOSS presses the play button on WALKMAN, sways his body to the music, opens and closes his arms, and dances the simplest dance steps. Even a disabled person with weak limbs can learn this social swing while pushing a wheelchair.
The King Hunter's body coordination is very good. She has taken care of the BOSS for so many years. It is the easiest thing to do a small game like brushing teeth in the morning and keep the same pace with the boss.
It's just that this time she has to open her heart, put aside her shame, put down her etiquette, and fully integrate into the music. This makes her look a little clumsy and a little unable to do what she wants.
At this time, Bai Zijin came with his children to greet the head of the family.
From a distance, Xiao Qi saw King Hunter and BOSS performing strange dance steps on the platform. At that time, her eyes lit up, and she immediately wanted to transform into an orangutan form to defend James alone and join in this performance art.
But she thought about it, the babies are all here, she, as a mother, can't be too presumptuous
Previously, the eldest son Jiang Zhengyang often went to play with BOSS and caused a lot of trouble to BOSS, including but not limited to sleeping in BOSS's nest, eating BOSS's food, playing with BOSS's sticks and other mysterious behaviors.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! Every time Dabao is caught by the lobby manager and goes home, Xueming and Xiaoqi can only apologize endlessly. Ao Mingde has to deal with so many things every day, where?
Do you have time to play with your children?
So she immediately grabbed Dabao's hand and became dignified and calm, not as crazy as before.
BOSS waved his claws at the family: "Come! Come with you!"
Xiaoqi looked around and felt guilty: "Really?"
BOSS: "Like a child! Don't be shy! You should dance today!"
Jiang Zheng is the most sensible one among the babies. When she saw that her mother was embarrassed, she grabbed her second and third brothers and ran to the platform together.
Xiao Qi quickly followed and joined in this celebration ceremony that made no sense and did not need any reason.
Everyone's dancing is the same as Ryusei's address to his friends and relatives. Everyone dances and calls each other——
——There are no art policemen or music theory experts here, there is only happiness here.
BOSS has to raise his head to see Miss Chinatsu's eyes, and he can also see her arms gently moving along with the music. As long as she spins in a circle, the scissor tail of the dress looks like a rose. When she turns back to the original place, Chinatsu inexplicably
Start laughing.
"Amazing isn't it?! My waiter!"
A thin layer of sweat broke out on the King Hunter's forehead, and he replied loudly: "Yeah! It's really amazing!"
BOSS said with excitement: "A long time ago! A long time ago!"
"Before there was writing, there was music and dance."
"People use dancing to perform sacrificial rituals. No one knows why, and no one cares about why."
"Just by moving your legs and twisting your waist, you can open the door to your soul - it's a very powerful magic!"
They just danced and didn't care what the audience thought.
It's just that the romantic story has turned into a dumbfounding accident at this point.
As BOSS said, it specially selected some very simple and fast-paced dance music, so that even people with hemiplegia can participate in this carnival.
David Victor pushed the wheelchair made by students and joined the dance floor without lights. The red stone man didn't care at all about the surprised and strange looks of everyone.
He just wanted to prove something. The raised pedals and the thick plasters on his legs seemed to be telling a silent story and accident.
Mr. Victor asked seriously: "Why are you all looking at me?"
The BOSS is holding back an old problem, but it has to hold back——
——Mostly I want to say "Victor, your legs were broken by the waiter again" and the like, old jokes related to Kong Yiji's style, but at this moment, these are not important.
Because the train has already arrived at the station, this time it is indeed the anonymous heroes who want to return to the Nine Realms and return to Ao Mingde.
Once again, the romantic story intensified and escalated into a more tragic accident.
The first person to step off the train was Jiang Xueming. He saw his eldest son dancing with the BOSS from a distance, and his expression became serious. He looked like a strict father who was unsmiling, which made people happy.
Until he returned to the prosperous platform and came to Jiang Zhengyang, Jiang Zhengyang took the initiative to protect the boss, as if the evildoer was the first to complain.
"This has nothing to do with the good cat! I do things for myself! Dad, don't blame it!"
Jiang Xueming didn't know what to say. This child had always been like this. He was much better at telling strange things than his father.
Before Zhengyang finished his righteous speech, he immediately pulled in his second and third brothers to act as shields.
"I know! I know you're angry! Dad! But"
"You are an adult! Adults can't bully children, right!?"
Jiang Zhengyang pushed his second brother and third brother in front of him——
"——And you can touch me, but you can touch my brother!"
The boy's face changed, and he immediately changed from tense to smiling.
"Just don't touch me, okay?~"
Xueming covered her face: "Hahahahahaha!"
Xiao Qi also covered her face, not knowing what to say: "Hahahahahaha!"
This accident escalated again under the guidance of Luo Pingan, and the reason is very simple.
The Taoist priest sneaked up to Aoheng Mingde, feeling guilty as a thief, and discussed in a low voice.
"Boss Cat, something went wrong during our trip to Shinto City this time."
Aohun Mingde: "It doesn't matter, I can understand. The journey is difficult and long, and losses are inevitable. You can tell me how much it will cost."
Luo Pingan was grinding and chirping, and finally took out half of the flying sword and the broken hunting goddess from his wide sleeve robe.
"It's not a big deal, just all the sticks of the Anonymous. Except for my apprentice's stick, there is no chance of causing harm. Oh no, there is no chance to be loyal, but it can be regarded as being spared - the others are almost wiped out, as for Mingde's remains
"
BOSS blinked and interrupted: "What do you mean?"
Luo Ping'an took out three Coke bottles from his pocket, unscrewed the bottle caps, and showed them to BOSS.
"Can I trouble you, old man, to grow three more? Can you please redeem the prize?"
The BOSS immediately became helpless and despairing.
Bu Liuxing started laughing as soon as he got out of the car.
BOSS was angry in his heart: "Why are you laughing!"
Ah Xing stopped smiling immediately, but he still couldn't help but turn up the corners of his mouth.
BOSS: "You're obviously laughing! Are you still pretending!?"
Axing thought for a long time and finally found a suitable excuse.