It can make demons and demons become daring, and their bodies are like bundles of silk and their aura is like thunder.
——Cao Xueqin
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[Part1·What does this mean?]
"Mr. Langzhong!"
shouted the Buddha carving master.
"The doctor! The doctor!"
A dwarf with sinister eyebrows and rat eyes emerged from the dark corner of the shop. His face was plastered with dog skin plaster, and he carried a basket of herbs on his back. His bare feet had eight pointed claws, and the soles of his feet were swollen and red.
This is the doctor in Heifeng Town. He is also the servant of the Buddhist carver. He usually works as a part-time worker to prepare fairy honey for the people.
In the territory of Black Wind Town, as long as you are hit by the poisonous spell of "Alchemy Pain", you must kneel down to the Blood Jade Guanyin. If the Pearl Empress and the Hundred-Eyed King are taken out, for the surrounding people, the Buddha statue will
The masters and priests are the gods who save people from fire and water. The dwarf doctor is the messenger who prescribes and delivers medicine, and is more down-to-earth.
"Master! Why did you call me here?" The doctor nodded and bowed in response.
The Buddha carver was still worried and talked to the workers about the reason.
"Empress Zhuzhu needs to have a fetus, which is a major event entrusted by Lingguang Buddha - this Immortal Essence Immortal Fetus is a rare treasure, and it is also the elixir material needed by the Imperial Divine Cauldron."
The doctor immediately said: "I understand, little one."
The Buddhist sculptor continued: "How do you understand, you useless country man? If you could take good care of Empress Zhuzhu, I wouldn't have to talk to you about this matter."
"Master, what do you mean?" the doctor asked cautiously.
The Buddhist sculptor sighed, it was a last resort.
"After Yuzhen came down from the mountain, he found Wu Xiuwen. At first, he talked about preaching, and then he probably told the boy about the difficulties of Empress Zhuzhu."
"He sent a royal doctor. This is the best gift."
"Another woman was sent to ask King Hundred Eyes to be in peace."
"These two porters seem to be in good condition. It would be a good thing to send one to Guanyin Cave and the other to Heifeng Village for the brothers to have their teeth beaten as a sacrifice."
"It's just that I haven't seen Yuzhen, so I'm still worried..."
The so-called Emmanuel Buddha is exactly the code name of Judah.
The agent he chose, Wings of Light, was this Buddhist carving master.
The Buddhist carver made the blood jade Guanyin as a totem, and the Black-eyed King and the Pearl Fairy were the black gloves that spread the erysipelas plague.
The "fairy fetus" born from these two monsters is definitely not a serious "little monster", because the belly of the blood-transferring monster has long been occupied by the crazy butterfly's nest. Normally these monsters are not
Fertility.
The "immortal essence" in the mouth of the Buddhist carver is the elixir material of the Huangji Cauldron. It is the flesh and blood elixir collected from the people of Dawn in Heifeng Town and concentrated. It is an important ingredient that can summon the incarnation butterfly.
psychic.
In the Nine Realms, the name of Huangji Cauldron is Dagda's Cauldron.
In Daxia, this furnace cauldron was the artifact that unified the world.
After hearing what the Buddhist sculptor said, the doctor began to think of a way.
"Master, what you mean is that there is something wrong with this imperial doctor? I will lead people to kill him right now!"
The Buddhist carver quickly shouted to stop——
"——You stupid bitch, I want you to test his strength, why do you have to fight and kill him as soon as he comes up? If this imperial doctor is sincerely doing good for Empress Zhuzhu! You have ruined Lingguang Buddha's life again.
For the important matter of alchemy, how many heads do you have?! How many lives do you have?!"
"Oh!" The doctor Mingwu said: "How to try it?"
"I see that the two porters are walking frivolously. They must be very tired from the hard work on the dangerous mountain road. They will not go up the mountain tonight." The Buddhist carving master concluded: "You can lead the ancient spirits and eight people from the village to go to Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Take my magic weapon, the peeling tree, and try this group of people's will."
These "ancient spirits" and "spirits" are demons raised by Buddhist carvers and priests.
After receiving the order, the doctor transformed into a big black mouse and got out of the shop and went into the mountains. In just a moment of burning incense, a white wolf emerged from the leeward slope of the northern foothills, with a wolf dog on its butt.
The big black mouse followed behind, holding the treasure tree in the hand of the Blood Jade Guanyin in its mouth. This magic weapon was only a foot long and had no leaves. The branches spread out and penetrated into the skin and flesh of the black mouse, and the branches began to weave the skin and flesh.
The mouse changed his body and became a doctor.
I also saw the doctor holding the twigs of the precious tree and stabbing the white wolf. After a while, the white wolf twisted its body and stood upright on its hind legs, turning into a beautiful woman with silver hair and red eyes.
The face is full of spring, and the spring color is enchanting and touching. Two red lips have cherries blooming, and every frown and smile have blooming hibiscus.
The twig stabbed the dog again. After a magical change, the puppy with deformed legs and feet straightened up, its vicious fangs turned into two small tiger teeth, and transformed into a child, picking up the cloth bag on its own.
There is a copper hairpin inside, and her hair is tied up in a bun. The little girl looks very smart, with silver stars shining on her apricot eyes, and a bright moon on her pretty appearance. Two curves of willow leaves hang from the eyebrows, and her slender waist and white arms send the fragrant breeze.
This peeling tree is one of the six magic weapons of the Buddhist carving master. It can weave skin, exchange blood, split bones and cut flesh. Even ugly monsters can be transformed into magical beings.
The embarrassed brother received the gift of the magic weapon and turned into a beautiful woman. He knelt down on the ground. First, he thanked the Buddhist master for granting him a human body, knelt down and kowtowed to the doctor's agent, and then took the clothes from the cloth bag.
They turned into two respectable rich ladies - the elder sister is an ancient spirit and the younger sister is a ghost.
"Little benefactor." My sister spoke first, with a proud look in her eyes: "You came to order my brother again, with such a change? Do you want to go down the mountain to catch some game (groups of caravans) to fill your belly? Or hunt some?
Wild fruits (lonely travelers) to quench their thirst?"
My elder sister Gu Ling was much more steady, and she shouted: "You want to pretend to be a woman again? It must be to catch game. The great benefactor (Buddhist carving master) once said that hardness is damaged, softness is strong - if you pretend to be a woman, this job will be better."
It’s getting harder and harder.”
The embarrassed brothers knew that if they were to catch lone fish and shrimps, they wouldn't have to go to the trouble of asking Baoshu to transform into human form. Only when they encounter a mixed group of businessmen with bodyguards, they would turn into beauties and poison the convoy.
Sleeping with a martial artist is easy to achieve after people lower their guard.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! The doctor did not explain, and said to the two monsters: "You two immortals, please wait here and don't move around. I will go find eight more people from the village."
, I have paired up with ten beauties and will tell you the causes and consequences in detail."
Half an hour later, the sun was almost setting.
Eight strong men slowly walked out of Blackwind Town, went to the forest, and were whipped and scratched by the peeling treasure tree, and they all transformed into beauties with beautiful faces.
The rude and hoarse screams of the old men could only be heard in a high-pitched voice.
The spirited sister was happy to see it, and she kept scolding the men in the village: "You have no future! You have no knowledge! You have no education! You have to hold up your arms and twist your waist to walk! Learn from me! Learn from me!"
After that, the surly little puppy led the way, and the townspeople behind followed her.
"Good!" The doctor was delighted and clapped his hands: "Good! That's so good! Even if the imperial doctor has a sage's mind, I'm sure he won't be able to pass the test of beauty!"
My sister Gu Ling asked why.
"Doctor? You want ten to deal with one? What's that guy's background?"
"Immortal Yuzhen went down the mountain to seek immortality, and brought back Wu Xiuwen from Zhuzhou, who is the son of the magistrate." The doctor explained, while drooling over the beauties: "The magistrate gave a gift to Empress Zhuzhu, and sent a
Royal doctor, the master is worried and wants you to give it a try."
Gu Ling: "How to try?"
The spirit replied with a smile: "Of course it's a pillow talk! What a man! You can talk about anything in bed! If you swear an oath with him, he will be committed to you for life. We are all family members, and we can talk about family matters!"
"That's right!" the doctor said with a smile.
Gu Ling: "What if he has evil intentions?"
Doctor; "Then eat it!"
Gu Ling: "What if he is innocent?"
Doctor: "It's just a night of spring dinner! ~ I must serve him well! Let him ascend to the paradise and escape death! He never wants to go back to serve the emperor again! Peace of mind to raise the baby of Empress Zhuzhu!"
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[Part2·Oh! That’s what it means!]
That night, Wu Xiuwen brought fairy honey and asked everyone to take it and go up the mountain immediately.
But at this time, Jianying and Jianxiong couldn't walk. The two brothers were so sleepy that they could fall asleep even sitting down.
Xueming said: "Let's go back to the mountains tomorrow and rest for the night first."
"Sir, these barren mountains and ridges are full of poisonous insects. Where can I find a place to rest?" Wu Xiuwen was anxious. He had never thought about rest. He only hoped that the battle between dragon and snake would end soon, whether it was death or alive.
What a relief.
Jiang Xueming is not in a hurry at all. After he gets the small porcelain bottle, he will study carefully what this "fairy honey" is. If he drinks it and turns into a blood-giving monster, he will be in trouble. The good cat will call all the VIPs in advance overnight.
The theme of the annual meeting is "Welcome to Gunsmith's increased power consumption, and the gold content of the anonymous card pool is still increasing" and so on - just thinking about it, Xueming's madness index increases sharply.
Jianying's eyes were dizzy and he responded: "My benefactor, I really can't walk anymore..."
Jianxiong scolded: "You bastard! Are you so diligent in getting rid of demons?! Are you not afraid of death? Why don't you get rid of the bear pests outside Zhuzhou City!?"
Wu Xiuwen's face burned as if he had been slapped, and he stopped talking.
Fortunately, a doctor came to the rescue and saw the dwarf jumping and walking happily. When he arrived in front of Jiang Xueming, the big black man looked like a dog and bowed in salute.
"Is this Zhang Guiren from Tai Hospital?"
Jiang Xueming just stared at the porcelain bottle, opened the bottle cap and smelled it carefully - he smelled a sweet and cloying smell, and the smell was somewhat familiar.
He responded casually: "Yes."
"I am the young apprentice of the Buddhist carving master." The doctor said happily: "It's a long journey, so I would like to invite some of you to rest for the night at Mu's Manor in Heifeng Town, wash up and refresh yourself, and go up the mountain tomorrow looking clean and fair.
, the king and the empress also like it when they see it!"
"Thoughtful..." Jiang Xueming put the porcelain bottle away and became alert——
——Just when I was about to sleep, someone came to deliver a pillow.
"Are you going?" Xueming asked casually, deliberately turning his head to glare at Wu Xiuwen.
Wu Xiuwen was frightened and immediately said: "I won't go!"
Xueming immediately spoke up and sang in a high-pitched voice: "Huh?!"
Wu Xiuwen immediately changed his mind: "Then go! Then go!"
This is not a double act that sings and harmonizes, but Jiang Xueming's overly mature mind in a strange environment.
He thought that Wu Xiuwen used slang and slang in collusion with the Buddhist carver and said something he shouldn't have said.
After just two short questions and answers, Wu Xiuwen had the answer written on his face - this boy had no idea about the arrangement of the Buddhist sculptor.
This question and answer sounded different to the doctor. The doctor fell into the trap obediently. He seemed to be a weak and bad-tempered bitch who couldn't stand any grievance. He wanted to stay in the village to cultivate himself and was very cooperative.
"Okay, okay! Several distinguished guests are coming with me!"
After crossing the fire pond, we entered the village and reached a high rock platform, where we saw the pavilions of Mujiazhuang. The decoration here was luxurious, the lintels were bright red, rows of lanterns looked like flames with red flowers, and the rows of fences were painted with gold.
Covered with ironwood.
The owner of Mujiazhuang did not come to greet the guests. The doctor took care of the check-in procedures, took several male guests to the bathhouse to change clothes, and sent Guan Xiangxiang to the private room to rest alone. Xueming obeyed the doctor's arrangements obediently.
After changing into a clean and crisp cloth robe, he wanted to go to the second floor to listen to the play. He took a knife from the fruit bowl and called the two Zhao brothers over to sit together.
When the two actresses took the stage, Xueming's eyes lit up involuntarily——
——This is something he can't control. Whenever he encounters a powerful demon with abundant spiritual energy, Fragrant Fantasy will take the initiative to appear and give him a pair of tiger eyes.
As soon as the linear pupils came out, Xueming immediately dismissed the spirit body. In an instant, there was a storm between the doors and windows on the second floor. There was some miasma and haze in the evening, but this cold wind swept away it.
The two eccentric sisters on the stage shuddered, shook their heads fiercely, and then looked closely at the "imperial doctor" under the stage. The more the two sisters looked at it, the more they liked it, and they sang the lewd songs harder and harder.
He stared at this hot mass of essence.
This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Just for a moment, Xueming caught a glimpse of the two pillars from the side of his eyes.
The sister with gray hair and red eyes is a snow-white wolf.
The sister with brown-black hair and yellow eyes is a disabled canine.
To elaborate, it is two male dogs standing up, wearing human skins and costumes, posing on the stage——
——At first, only two big tails could be seen, but when Feng Fang Huan Meng glared, Xue Ming could see clearly.
As for the other women, those waiting by the screen, playing with guns and sticks on the stage, combing their hair, applying rouge and eyebrows, are all grown-up men, who seemed to have turned into beautiful ladies through magic.
Xueming immediately understood that this Buddha carving master wanted to test their hearts.
So he picked up a knife to shave the Zhao brothers' beards, pointed at the woman on the stage, and asked casually.
"Like it?"
Zhao Jianying didn't dare to say that she liked her. She raised her head and neck, not knowing what her benefactor was thinking. She was pretending to be deaf.
Jiang Xueming patted Zhao Jianying's throat and shaved off the beard of this rough man. He looked like a handsome young man with thick eyebrows and big eyes. He had a resolute face and a broad chin, but his eyebrows were deeply sunken and often worried.
"Call your brother here."
Before Zhao Jianying could call him, Jianxiong immediately caught up with him, opened up his eldest brother's body, and said impatiently.
"I'm coming! I'm coming! Shave for me! My benefactor! Shave and cleanse my face! Don't let me look ugly among the girls!"
Wu Xiuwen laughed softly: "Virtue..."
It seems that Zhao Jianxiong likes her very much and cannot pass this test.
Jiang Xueming shaved Jianxiong with a knife, holding the silly boy's chin, trimming his beard and hair bit by bit, and saw a young handsome man who looked similar to his elder brother, except that Jianxiong's eyebrows were protruding.
The cheekbones are raised, showing a fierce and competitive face.
At this time, Xueming finally remembered what this fairy honey smelled like. It seemed to be a kind of panacea that had been brewed and fermented, and mixed with many useless impurities. The efficacy of the medicine was not even comparable to that of Mrs. Bai's products, and it could not be removed by oral administration.
The root of the disease, external application cannot cure scars. It can only add a piece of flesh and blood essence to tightly wrap the disease in the body. Not only will the potency of the medicine be reduced, but the effect of the medicine will also be delayed. That’s why you take fairy honey to protect you.
The term "safety comes back once and twice" - in words that the old immortal can understand, it is the elemental bottle and the dripping stone. It is the difference between restoring the health value immediately and slowly restoring the health value.
The miraculous thing about the panacea is that it can make people's bones grow flesh, and bring them back to life immediately. As long as a surgeon with decent skills can still have a breath of life in the patient, except for the head, there is nothing wrong, and another bottle of medicine can make him a new person.
Not only does this fairy honey not cure the disease, but it only allows the patient to continue to provide essence for the alchemy cauldron, which is a poison that is worse than death.
Unexpectedly, this Buddha carving master also has the means to make a panacea. In Xueming's opinion, this is a good thing. If there is a way to make the elixir, there is a way to purify, extract and process it carefully. It should not be difficult to make Madam Bai's products.
When the opera is over, it's time to leave.
Jianxiong asked the doctor impatiently: "Are these girls from the village?"
The man was very happy, knowing that the porter had a simple mind and was about to take the bait: "Hey! It's a disaster! It's all a disaster!"
"What happened?" Jianxiong didn't understand.
The doctor said nervously: "There are ten daughters in Mujiazhuang. I want to find a husband who is a good match, but there is no one worthy of her in this Heifeng Town - what's not a disaster?"
"Oh!~" Jian Xiong hesitated before he could speak, and his mind suddenly brightened: "I escorted the imperial doctor for a meritorious service, and I went to Taiye County Sheriff to receive the reward! Do you think I am worthy of it?"
The doctor deliberately put on an embarrassed look: "Uh...this...this..."
"I'm still a righteous bear-killer!" Zhao Jianxiong placed all his eldest brother's achievements on himself. He was already a lustful devil and couldn't control himself. His thoughts went to the weird girl, and his soul was seduced by those charming eyes. "You
You can see my bear cloak while carrying clothes?! That’s the evidence!”
"Uh... uh..." the doctor pretended to decline, but actually asked Zhao Jianxiong to continue: "This requires the master of the village to explain... besides..."
"I want to kill..." Zhao Jianxiong said halfway. He originally wanted to talk about "slaying demons and slaying demons", but he held it back.
Wu Xiuwen was so frightened that his face turned pale and his whole body was trembling.
Zhao Jianying had already grasped her brother's hand tightly, fearing that he would tell some nonsense again.
"Go on." Jiang Xueming counted the heads clearly: "Go on, what to kill? I didn't hear clearly..."
"Hahahaha...hahahaha..." Jianxiong smiled and looked at his benefactor awkwardly, "Hahahahaha...hehe..."
The doctor was confused and didn't know why the porter was so proud.
Jianxiong: "I want to slaughter a few pigs! Give them to members of the Mu family as betrothal gifts!"
"Hey!~" the doctor said scornfully: "You don't have gold, silver, jewels, cloth, or spiritual stones! Are you worthy of being the son-in-law of the Mu family?! What a bitch and bastard?!"
After receiving this scolding, the poor boy felt like a defeated rooster. He didn't understand what the rich people did in exchange for love. For Zhaojiazhuang, a marriage was like the sale of several pigs.
But Jiang Xueming knew——
——When the doctor leaves, kill nine of them and leave one to question and testify.
I'd rather ask what's going on with this immortal dance. Maybe I can get something out of the Buddha carver.