The ape-like mind wakes up from sleep, and the six windows are quiet with a smile.
——Huang Tingjian
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[Part1·It’s going to eat people]
"Who is Zhang Guiren?" Dan Chenzi asked.
Jiang Xueming immediately responded: "I am Zhang Congfeng."
The big-armed and round-waisted black tiger demon was overjoyed when he heard this, changed his friendly attitude, and hurriedly welcomed the doctor into the door.
"Come! Come, come! Come with me! It's been a long journey, so come and stay at my Sifang Tutu Temple, and then go to Guanyin Cave tomorrow morning."
Jiang Xueming didn't know what kind of medicine was being sold in Danchenzi's gourd, so he quickly followed him. When he crossed the threshold, the tiger demon immediately blocked the door, preventing the weird people from entering and showing off to the doctor.
"Can't I go?" Wu Xiuwen was surprised and said with a smile: "Huh... Senior brother?"
Dan Chenzi had evil thoughts. There were six proud disciples under the Hundred-Eyed Immortal, namely the four demons of metal, wood, water and fire. Dan Chen and Yu Zhen were Yin Earth and Yang Earth. There were many factions within the sect, and in modern society
In the workplace, not counting the weirdos and other minions under his banner, the WeChat group can create thirty-six different permutations and combinations of just these six monsters.
"Hey!" Heihu said perfunctorily: "Junior brother Jinxu, you have done a good job in escorting Mr. Zhang. When I send the nobleman to the Hundred-Eyed Immortal Lord, I will definitely say a few good words for you - I will pay my respects to Heifeng Town during the spring plowing next year.
Land, your offerings must be the most."
Who is Wu Xiuwen? How could he, a veteran who has been in and out of the big oil cauldron of Zhuzhou officialdom, not understand this teasing remark?
Let him look at this matter from the perspective of a doctor. It is this dishonest black tiger who wants to take credit.
"Can't I go? I can't enter this temple?"
Wu Xiuwen asked aggressively, not wanting to give him any face.
"I can't meet Master with Zhang Guiren?"
This boy was so arrogant. After seeing the master's magical methods and listening to the admonition "If you can't be afraid of monsters, the monsters should be afraid of you," he became more and more arrogant and excited.
It's a pity that this is not the Nine Realms, this is Daxia.
They had just left Black Wind Town, a small town that hung a fig leaf and basically followed the rules of human society. They were about to enter the world of monsters and monsters.
Wu Xiuwen hadn't reacted yet, he hadn't realized how close he was to death.
"What?" Dan Chenzi stared at his "junior brother" with his eyes as big as copper bells, staring at the "mouse" with his golden tiger eyes, and sternly threatened: "You don't accept it?"
The surging spiritual pressure tightly wrapped Wu Xiuwen, and from the body of the evil tiger, a dozen evil ghosts emerged. They swarmed up, grabbed Wu Xiuwen's arms and legs, and pressed him into the mud.
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This is also a ghost——
——It is a ghost who was buried in the belly of a tiger and worked for the tiger.
The disciples under the throne of Hundred Eyes all have unique skills and talents. Yu Zhenzi has the power of Shura with the Six Swords. Taoist Jinxu can drill holes in mountains and walk hundreds of miles a day, climb mountains and cliffs and climb dangerous places in search of spiritual grasses and spiritual stones.
When it comes to Dan Chenzi, the simple word "can eat" means that the flesh and blood creatures it eats can become its power. In vernacular terms, this monster's stomach has strong digestion ability and energy utilization.
It has a high rate and is a very good seedling. With a little training and some powerful warriors and ground guards, you can have an army of ghosts.
"I've got it! I've got it! I've got it!" Wu Xiuwen shouted loudly, feeling like his skin was about to burst, and he was suffocating under the pressure of these evil spirits.
"Hahahahahahaha!" Dan Chenzi was elated. He imitated the fairy style and stood up with his sleeves. His thick arms raised his sleeves, and the dozens of black ghosts crawled back onto its fur and turned into stripes of tiger stripes.
, "Junior brother! Be lazy and play tricks, study hard and practice your kung fu! You can only show off with words, but in the end it is you who will be embarrassed!"
Wu Xiuwen slowly got up and replied in a low tone: "Senior brother is teaching you a lesson, and what you say makes sense."
Dan Chenzi stepped on the stone pillar next to the temple gate.
"Since it makes sense, come and lick my shoes clean! Remember the lesson!"
As soon as these words came out, the two brothers Jianxiong and Jianying were "gloomy"——
——These two savages had never suffered such humiliation in Zhaojiazhuang. They could not imagine that if Wu Xiuwen really licked the tiger demon's shoes, he would lose his dignity as a man.
In Chabon, if you lose a man's dignity, you basically lose everything. Dignity is more important than life to the two brothers. If it were not for repaying their kindness, they would not wear the skin of a beautiful woman.
Zhao Jianxiong didn't want to kneel down when he met the county magistrate, because Wu Chengzhang was an eunuch, and eunuchs were not considered men and had no dignity.
Wu Xiuwen's forehead was sweating, and his heart was being tested——
——Another glimpse of this tiger demon with wind in its sleeves, preparing to release the demon again and continue to do harm to others.
If you don't listen to this beast and are pushed and beaten by evil spirits and resentful ghosts, your human skin will probably split on the spot!
Xiuwen can’t take care of that much anymore!
"I'll lick it! Senior brother! Well said! The lesson is right! It makes sense! I'll lick it!"
He crawled in front of Dan Chenzi, looked up, and his eyes were filled with fierce flames.
When Dan Chenzi saw this look, he became upset and angry, thinking in his mind——
——Where does Junior Brother Jinxu get the courage? How dare he look at me like this?!
The tiger demon said in a shocked voice: "Wait a minute!"
The ghosts and spirits breathed a sigh of relief. Although they had a grudge against Wu Xiuwen, they could not see a good man being humiliated like this. They all thought in their hearts that a person would die with a scar as big as a bowl. After suffering such humiliation and humiliation, his heart would die, but he would still have a chance to survive.
What's the meaning?
But things were not as good as the two brothers thought, nor was it a little joke played by Brother Tiger and Brother Rat.
The tiger demon blew out a foul smell, and saw a dead soul flying out and flying back, holding centipedes and earthworms, catching gecko worms, and a handful of sticky and smelly grass and leaf excrement, which seemed to be pulled by mountain animals.
Smear the thin feces together on Dan Chenzi's shoes.
Dan Chenzi smiled and said: "It's better now! I need to lick it clean!"
Wu Xiuwen lowered his head and took a closer look, and saw a dung beetle emerge from the filthy thing. The stench rushed into his nose, which immediately made his stomach churn and blood surge, and he almost vomited it out on the spot.
This chapter is not over yet, please click on the next page to continue reading! "If you don't lick it clean, you are breaking your promise! Today you lied to senior brother, and tomorrow you will lie to master!" Dan Chenzi had an evil smile on his lips.
: "I will clean up the house on behalf of Master! It is also the law of heaven that righteousness will last forever! What? You don't want to lick it anymore?"
"I..." Wu Xiuwen hesitated again and again, and then thought that the Golden Rat Monster really likes to eat some "delicacies of the mountains and wild game", and has such a sinister relationship of "brothers and brothers" with Dan Chenzi. If he hesitates again, what will happen to him?
The body and skin cannot be saved.
He was cruel and lowered his head——
"——Beast!" When he saw Zhang Congfeng, he picked up Zhang Congfeng, yelled loudly and kicked him quickly.
Wu Xiuwen was kicked so hard that he almost rolled down the stone stairs of the mountain gate and into the stream.
The tiger demon frowned and glared, looking suspiciously at Zhang Guiren beside him.
"Why did you hurt my junior brother, noble man?"
When Jianying Jianxiong helped Wu Xiuwen back, Jiang Xueming replied coldly with raised eyebrows.
"I was anxious just now, and I heard the Tiger Pioneer's intention to drive away this rat spirit."
Dan Chenzi: "If I drive it away, will it be the noble person's turn to take care of it?"
Jiang Xueming: "I am of a humble nature, but to cure Empress Zhuzhu, I need the sword of King Hundred Eyes, so I entrust this rat spirit to carry the sword and go on my way."
"Oh?" Dan Chenzi obviously didn't know about this, and his eyes suddenly lit up.
Jiang Xueming: "Just now, the rat spirit lowered its head to lick the tiger pioneer's shoes, but there was a bit of a lewd smile on its face - I thought it wanted to take this opportunity to chant a spell and slip away with the sword."
"Junior brother..." Dan Chenzi turned around and looked at the pretender with an earthy face, "Does the Immortal Master's magic weapon belong to you?"
Wu Xiuwen did not dare to neglect, took out the package of the fake sword, and presented it to the tiger demon with both hands.
Dan Chenzi's breathing became rapid——
——This is the lifeblood of the Immortal Lord. In Dan Chenzi's opinion, whoever can master this magical weapon will be the master of Black Wind Ridge.
"Such a wonderful baby! You deserve to touch it?!"
Dan Chenzi's anger arose in his heart, his evil thoughts grew in his guts, and he had overwhelming desires in his heart, but he could not express them.
It was originally a wild beast. It was educated by the Buddhist sculptor and insisted on following human etiquette and education, and it wanted to pick up the moral sword to do things and speak.
Yuzhenzi is the chief of the Hundred-Eyed Immortal Lord, and together with Empress Zhuzhu, Danchenzi ranks fourth, so she has the position of guarding the temple.
It can't take away what the Buddha carver doesn't give to you. The Hundred-Eyed King can't, and neither can the Pearl Fairy.
Now that the magic weapon is in its hand, how can it suppress the evil fire in its heart? It can only scold its junior brother repeatedly. It seems that it is scolding Jin Xu, but it is actually scolding itself, in order to release all this angry anger.
"Such a good baby! Such a good baby! You deserve to touch it?! You deserve it too!"
"Not worthy! Not worthy, not worthy!~ I'm not worthy!~ Senior brother!" Wu Xiuwen quickly knelt down and kowtowed.
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[Part2·Driving the tiger and swallowing the wolf]
Jiang Xueming was at the side, but he felt bad in his heart.
He thought that there were hundreds of millions of creatures in Daxia China, but not even a single animal could unleash its free nature. It had to abide by moral norms and abide by the immortal's "Tao follows nature" - not to mention the people who lived under this set of rules?
In this continent, no matter birds, beasts or primates, they all live in fear, with shackles and ropes everywhere.
Dan Chenzi hugged the sword, looked at it reluctantly, and finally gritted his teeth, wrapped it in cloth, and wrapped it up again. Like a cat kicking, he shook off the dirt on his shoes. This tiger
Jing then talked to Zhang Guiren about fun and business.
"Noble sir, my junior brother has no future and only likes gold and silver treasures. Let you see something fishy. He doesn't dare to covet Master's treasures. Don't blame him, and don't talk to the Buddha carver about this matter to corrupt Master.
reputation."
Zhang Congfeng: "Oh..."
"Gu Ling'er and Jinggua'er are still wearing human skins. If the nobles like it, they can take them to the temple to play." Tiger Pioneer is also an honest person. He said what he said: "As for the Xiangxiang girl, I will use them to fight.
How about a tooth beating ceremony?"
At this point, Xiangxiang still didn’t understand.
Zhang Congfeng: "This is a gift for King Baimu."
Dan Chenzi waved his hand, a little troublesome: "Hey! It's just a mouthful of human flesh. Master loves me the most. If you have any good elixirs or medicines with fine skin and tender meat, give them to me. A tiger that can't eat enough can't see it."
Stay at the door - if you send this woman to the master, then you have to send her back again, isn't it unnecessary?"
The tiger demon still has inner demons. It can't hold the master's sword. Could it be that it can't even eat a mouthful of human flesh?
Jiang Xueming had a thought in his mind and immediately hit the snake with a stick.
"If I offer this brothel girl to Tiger Pioneer, Tiger Pioneer would be willing to do a small favor?"
Xiangxiang finally understood——
——Very quickly!
She gasped and fainted on the spot.
It's almost time for me to finally get the chance to use this old joke, and I haven't even had time to finish typing it.
The Zhao brothers wanted to help them, but they thought it was the woman who was acting like a monster and wanted to cause immortals to dance, so they didn't dare to help them, and they felt scared. Xiangxiang knew the true identities of several people. Along the way, the two brothers begged their grandfather to tell them.
Grandma, I promise to take this prostitute to Taiye and bring her to her destination safely.
But when Zhang Congfeng said these words, Xiangxiang was frightened and fainted.
"My lord, what can I ask of you?" Dan Chenzi leaned forward and leaned in front of the imperial doctor to listen carefully.
Jiang Xueming: "I want you to kill Bai Mu."
Dan Chenzi's pupils shrank, and all the hair on his body suddenly stood on end. An electric current hit him from Tianling Gai to his heels, and the desire that had just been extinguished started to burn again.
Jiang Xueming: "The Corpse Demon Soul-Resolving Sword is in our hands."
Dan Chenzi scolded: "You shameless and despicable maniac! You want me to betray my master?!"
Jiang Xueming: "Jinxu is also listening. No matter what, it will help you, otherwise it will harm you. It's useless what you say to me. By then, everyone will be dead."
Dan Chenzi turned to the pretender in horror——
——As the noble man said, once you say this, you can't take it back. No matter how you explain it, you can't make it clear.
Dan Chenzi cursed angrily: "This villain wants to harm Master! How dare you?"
Wu Xiuwen quickly responded: "I don't know anything! I don't know anything!"
Although he said this, Dan Chenzi did not immediately get angry and slap the doctor who was talking nonsense to death. Instead, he was very curious and interested.
Jiang Xueming continued: "Yu Zhenzi is not in Heifeng Ridge, he is in Zhuzhou. With the help of a sword, who can control you in Heifeng Ridge?"
"This..." Dan Chenzi also started to stutter: "This...this..."
Jiang Xueming's words were heartbreaking.
"I gave birth to Fairy Zhuzhu and told the Buddhist sculptor that all these bad fates and bitter fruits come from the murderous karma caused by King Hundred Eyes. Only then did I get the Corpse Demon Soul-Resolving Sword in my hand."
"For the important matter of Empress Zhuzhu's pregnancy, who do you think the Buddhist carving master will listen to? Is the fairy fetus more important? Or the hundred eyes?"
"Noble sir, why did you harm my master?" Dan Chenzi had lost himself and was gradually controlled by his inner demons.
"I want to trade its head for freedom, and you want to trade its head for a future. Shouldn't King Baimu die? It's not your master, it's the Five Elements Mountain pressing on you!" Jiang Xueming tilted his head and pointed at Dan Chen.
Zi grinned on his forehead and said: "I came up the mountain to treat Empress Zhuzhu, and my good deeds have been accumulated. In the eyes of King Bai Mu, I am just an outside doctor. But forming a good relationship with you, the Tiger Pioneer - this is merit.
Immeasurable blessings reach the sky."
"How can I escape if the Hundred-Eyed King doesn't die? Do I have to stay in this demon cave for the rest of my life?"
"If the Hundred-Eyed King is not dead, how will you achieve Zhengguo? Do you have to waste all your true energy in the Sifang Earth Temple?"
"As long as the Hundred-Eyed King dies, we won't have a good death! If I help you, I'll help me, and if I help me, I'll help you..."
"When Lady Zhuzhu gives birth successfully, you occupy Guanyin Cave, rob Heifeng Village, cook raw rice, carry a sword and a hundred-eyed human head, and hold the fairy fetus to receive the reward - you will be from Heifeng Ridge.
Now that Black Tiger Immortal is here, Fairy Zhuzhu will also pair up with you."
"Master Wife? With me?" Dan Chenzi's throat tightened, and his face gradually relaxed, not as nervous as at the beginning, "With me? As a couple? Do I deserve it? Am I worthy? Am I not worthy...
I..."
"My little friend Wu Xiuwen has been eaten by a demon. I don't want to die." Jiang Xueming said -
"——After everything is done, I only ask for one thing. You help me find a way out. I want to escape. I want to go to Beijing."