Just as a wife in her prime will not be willing to hug an old and frail ugly husband.
Lady Luck will not embrace those cowards who are hesitant, lazy, and superstitious about fate.
——Rabindranath Tagore
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[Part1·Crocodile baby]
"BOSS, you have been resting for several days."
The king hunter held two stacks of the drafts he had just finished, and pulled out the more important final proposals and put them on the table.
"It's time to get to work. There are still many things waiting for you to sign and seal."
The lights in the cabinet were dim, and the good cat just turned its back to the chief administrative assistant and lay quietly under the stained glass window.
The King Hunter realized something was wrong: "BOSS?"
She didn't want to disturb her boss's restful sleep, but she slept for four days and three nights. Even before and after the harvest season, when Aohen Mingde was at his weakest, there was no way to sleep like this.
When she put down the document and touched the black cat's back with her palm - she immediately realized that something was wrong.
How could this be a ruthless and arrogant thing? It was clearly a black cat doll made by the boss!
Then she saw a letter left on the table, and she quickly picked it up and read it.
"I'm traveling far away, don't worry."
"The flesh and blood of Yongzhu is still functioning, and all departments of the Transportation Department can operate normally. During this period, you will sign many proposals for development and management of each administrative district on my behalf."
"In Egypt, I am the moon god, the god of family, and the god of war."
"When I arrived in Greece and Rome, I became a partner of the God of Hunting and a black panther."
"Like my soldiers, I also want to sneak over and give them a surprise."
"I also want to bring comic books and things that the children like--"
"——After all, the past and present of Shambhala are full of pain and suffering."
"I want the children to hold on to their future."
"Sister Xiao Hong from the Anonymous Club is very considerate. She first bought many comic books for me, including "Dog Detective", "Captain Underpants", "Nezha in the Sea", "Crocodile Investigator", etc.
Waiting for children's books, and then helping me find a sea route."
“I especially loved the story of The Alligator Investigators, which follows the adventures of two alligators as they decipher clues in the city and bring criminals to justice.”
"Of these two crocodile brothers, the dark green-skinned Mango is brave, the light green-skinned Brash is witty, one is brainless, and the other is unhappy."
"They use toilets to flush themselves away and travel quickly through urban underground sewers - it may smell a bit flush, but this way of moving is really cool."
"Sister Xiaohong saw that I particularly liked this comic book, and bought me two doll clothes to wear on the road. Perhaps this is the source of survival for Homo sapiens - courage and wisdom will always protect them.
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"These comics can help children in Daxia gradually understand the civilized world."
"I know that the cabinet staff and many officials of the Politburo will definitely not agree to my foreign visit. The "Crown Convention" not only prohibits me from possessing weapons of mass destruction, but also imposes a ban on me."
"I may be a little weak after leaving the railway, but don't worry, the cat that escaped to play outside the house will always find its way home."
In addition to the letter, there is also a photo.
That was the BOSS standing on Sister Hong's shoulder, wearing a baby crocodile investigator doll suit, laughing heartily. Behind it was a large box of comics, which had been put into the container of the freighter.
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Let's send the camera back to Gloria.
Returned to the MK-28 thermonuclear bomb.
Fighters on the scene were running back and forth, issuing urgent instructions to get the deadly weapon to safety, with its barometer and entire detonation program under control.
Gloria has lost all escape routes and has no hope of survival.
She knew very well in her heart that she had nothing left and was about to taste the bitter fruit of failure.
But the shame prevented her from accepting or admitting all this——
"——Why?!"
She collapsed beside Bu Meteor, her rotten flesh gradually regained some strength due to the holy blood, and she immediately grabbed Meteor's ankles.
"Why? Why? You have obviously lost twice!"
"You have lost twice in my hands!"
This refers to the wrestling between Meteor and Gloria when they first met.
Also, after delivering the platinum coins in the bedroom, Meteor once again lost to Gloria's holy blood and dice.
"I can obviously crush you to death..."
Gloria's attitude of begging for mercy is as tough and ridiculous as the United States of America imposing trade sanctions and conducting a diplomatic visit at the same time.
"But I spared your life, do you remember? General Cry? Do you remember?"
Meteor didn't answer. He just stood ready. The Six Arts Scripture that his elder brother had taught countless times was about to come true again——
——The leadership roles of the Guiyi Holy Cult all have the same characteristics, which can be easily understood by using the must-que for encircling divisions in "The Art of War".
Whenever conditions can be negotiated with them, their survival needs must be guaranteed.
If the survival needs cannot be guaranteed and these monsters clearly realize that they are on the verge of death, they will definitely fight back desperately.
In the process of hunting blood-granting monsters, you must keep this rule in mind - leaving a way to survive as a necessary path to set up a door to death.
Meteor: "Yes, I remember it. I have to thank you for your kindness and arrogance."
"It's your turn to repay your kindness!" Gloria grabbed this life-saving straw and shouted loudly: "General Crying is my defeated general! He just promised me! He admitted it! I spared him twice! I spared him.
Twice!"
The combatants present ignored this bitch’s nonsense——
——This situation was very common during the expedition. If the prisoners who fell into the hands of the Anonymous were still alive, they were half-mad and full of lies.
"Shall we continue the bet? Let's continue the bet?" Seeing that no one paid attention to her, Gloria continued: "This time you rely on the strength of the crowd and ask these young people to help you break the game..."
"This is not fair, General Cry..."
"That's not fair..."
She firmly believed that she had grasped the hilt of the moral sword. The crying general was willing to listen to her - which was a wonderful thing.
Even if you can't hear the sound of the dice, this time [persuasion] and [deception] seem to work silently.
"How do you want to bet?" Bu Liuxing lifted Belloberg, the sword edge just a little further away from Gloria's chin.
Just like the confident and complacent Dionysian style before——
——Gloria told the truth about her escape plan loudly.
"I want to start from here..."
She pointed to the edge of the fire pit platform.
"Fall down from here, fall into the underground water veins, and escape through the waterways with complicated terrain."
Bu Liuxing: "A very smart idea."
"Yes! I am so smart!" Gloria was praised and immediately laughed out loud: "Hey! You are so discerning! These bugs are no match for you! You are indeed the man I like!"
Bu Liuxing asked in a low voice: "Where do you get your confidence?"
Gloria said with great satisfaction: "You must not dare to chase me. There are many undercurrents in the underground sewers, there are fatal dead ends, and there are also whirlpools that can only be entered and exited like a toilet - those who are not familiar with the direction of the passage will die if they go down."
"Are you familiar with it?" Bu Liuxing asked next.
Opening her arms for the first time in a long time, Gloria wanted to embrace the air.
"Returning to the underground palace feels like going home! This is what I rely on."
He could have killed Gloria on the spot with one sword, but Bu Liuxing did not do so.
"What's your bet?"
"Huh?" Gloria never thought about losing, so naturally she didn't think about the bet.
Bu Liuxing said: "If you can't think of one, I'll help you think of one. If you successfully escape and escape to the sea, you can survive——"
"——If you are caught by me, you must kneel down at the street of the hospital in Dongma Port in front of everyone, offer incense to the soldiers who were killed and injured in the battle, and let them die in the sun."
This strange ritual attracted Qi Ji’s attention——
"——Teacher, there is no need for you to bet this last round with her."
As soon as these words came out, Gloria became violent and irritable, and the holy blood in her body was about to run rampant. She might die, but before her body completely transformed into a beast, her festering flesh should be able to crush four or five bugs to death. Even if the bones were broken
As a projectile, fired with strong blood pressure, you may be able to turn these ignorant mortals into your blood-granting followers.
"No." Meteor became more patient. After feeling Gloria's manic spiritual pressure, he immediately waved to Qi Ji, asking the exhausted young man to stay away: "Trust me."
The two of them stood on the same starting line again, just like the battle between Concho Johnny and the gunsmith hanging upside down in the dome seven years ago, but this time the theme and candidates were changed.
Gloria's legs were disabled, and she was exhausted physically and mentally.
They don't have any weapons on them, and Belloberg will only become a fatal liability after entering the water.
For the crying general, only pyroxene follows him to ensure his longevity.
Gloria knew that this was her last chance to escape, and there was only one thought left in her mind.
——Escape to the seaport, escape to the seaport, as long as you escape to the seaport, Bu Liuxing must keep his promise.
This belief caused her to completely forget her original escape route.
She wants to win, she wants to win back the dignity of Dionysus in front of everyone.
Bu Meteor, on the other hand, did stretching exercises as usual before diving to fully awaken every muscle in his body. The effect of the alchemy supplement was slowly fading, and the cold-resistant effect of the lava pepper had completely expired.
Ukulele Anunnaki's soap bubbles are still protecting him. Her Majesty the Queen of the Fairy Tale Kingdom has lost two-thirds of his weight with candies. Now this value has reached one-third. Maybe it won't be long before he loses his weight.
will completely lose effectiveness.
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[Part2·Fate points]
"let's start."
Gloria climbed to the edge of the platform, tilted her body outward, and naturally fell into the water.
Meteor followed closely behind, strode down the more than 60 meters of the valley mouth, and plunged into a spring filled with blue algae.
In the water, the lapis lazuli half-wolf's poor eyesight could hardly see anything. He waved his hand to push away the turbid grass blades, and then locked onto the figure swimming rapidly.
Gloria's water ability is very good. Even if she has two broken legs, she seems to be completely unaffected by her disability. She has been entrenched in East Malaysia Port for more than a hundred years. Her experience of going out to sea and fighting waves has become the magic weapon for winning in diving racing at this moment.
She plunged into the underwater cave and squeezed into the narrow cavity, feeling more and more happy in her heart——
——The first passage is so crowded that the muscles of the crying general will become a burden!
But as soon as the cheerful thoughts popped up in his mind, bursts of thunder sounded like drums behind him.
I saw a blue-green spirit clenching its fists and breaking the hole with its elbows and knees. It was the spirit of [Wham Rap·Mr. Wham] who was blasting the way for the meteor.
Gloria accidentally looked back and turned pale with fright. She immediately sped up and fled to another complicated fork in the cave, hoping to avoid the ferocious wolf dog and make the crying general get lost in the cave.
More than forty seconds had passed, and she firmly believed that her body could survive this long journey.
Sure enough, just as she speculated, Bu Meteor's low body fat rate also caused the strong man to lose his natural buoyancy——
——The water content of the muscles is 95%, which will slowly drag the diver down into the abyss. If he wants to maintain a stable water depth, he must put in more effort to adjust his posture.
As a woman, she naturally has the advantage of diving and swimming. The Vita-branded flora and holy blood in her body are rich in oils, so she can naturally gain an advantage in swimming speed.
Rushing out of the cave and coming to another pot-shaped cavity to take a breath, Gloria breathed a sigh of relief.
"I'm afraid you can't get out, right? Bu Liuxing?"
No one answered her, but Gloria felt an inexplicable loneliness.
Perhaps this powerful opponent died like this, just like how she had imagined her own death countless times.
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Those who are good at skydiving will fall to death, those who are good at swimming will drown, and those who are good at mountain climbing will fall to pieces.
It seems that very few people can escape this law. If they are bold enough, they will challenge the sky and the earth.
She corrected her broken leg by the water, straightening the deformed and swollen legs and feet little by little. The old wound that had stopped the blood began to bleed again. The two legs finally became obedient. Then she saw the ugly reflection in the water and simply
The face was also torn apart, and the scars were picked out to allow the flesh and blood to grow back.
At this time, the crying general emerged from the water.
Gloria was shocked, angry, and filled with joy.
"You can follow me?!"
Meteor almost collapsed. He leaned on the rock platform on the side of the cave and gasped for air, feeling that his lungs were about to explode.
Ukulele's soap bubbles gave him a little ability to breathe underwater, but only a little.
Just now in the twists and turns of the cave, he was swept away by the turbulent currents several times, and was about to be sucked into a darker and more difficult looping cave. If he fell into that kind of place, he would not be able to discern the direction at all.
Only this little blood——
——When Gloria adjusted her physical state, a little bit of blood shed, allowing him to find a way to survive.
"Of course I can follow you! Mother-in-law!" Bu Liuxing pointed at the bridge of his nose with his thumb: "I grew up playing extreme sports! What do you think!"
Two brave and arrogant people met again, leaving only the smell of gunpowder in the air.
Gloria didn't give the crying general much time to breathe. She quickly dived and returned to the water again.
Meteor quickly followed without thinking——
——The opponent has no intention of continuing to circle and seems to want to use speed to decide the outcome.
After Gloria's legs regained freedom, she turned into a dancing fish. She simply tore off the last fig leaf on her body and threw away the curtain of the silver jewelry shop.
After crossing two sharp bends, I squeezed into a narrow crypt like a birth canal, followed the water all the way up for more than 80 meters, climbed to the exit, then took the second fork on the right, and swam 700 meters. This was the final sprint.
She was getting hungrier and hungrier, the holy blood in her body was boiling, and the animalistic characteristics of the grass owl and eagle bird were becoming more and more obvious. The feathers that were full of water made her slower and slower.
But she did not regret it. Perhaps when fighting the crying general underwater, she could still find a chance to kill this arrogant little boy with the strength of her body - but she was unwilling to do so, unwilling to interrupt this fight.
A wonderful bet.
A petite and beautiful shadow jumped out of the water. She flapped her wings and completely transformed into a grass owl. Her head was deformed and her eyes were blood red. She took one step forward and found the exit of the cave. There are cave walkways on both sides.
, there is also a magnificent and shining waterfall above the head.
The sunlight hit her ankles, reflecting the bird's wrinkled and yellow flesh, which looked like chicken skin.
"Hey Hey..."
"hahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Outside the cave is the fierce sun, which will never be biased and can always shine on everyone.
"I won! I won! The winner is me!"
"As long as I take three more steps out! A meteor! The one who holds on to victory! It's me!"
The bird feathers covered her chest, her belly, and every inch of her body.
The twisted and deformed metacarpal bones made a horrifying sound, and the strong hunger could not affect her. Her mind could only think of one thing - the joy of victory.
The meteor just emerged from the water, and he shook the water droplets from his hair in embarrassment.
He looked at the noble God of Wine with a complicated expression——
——This is the first time he has used intrigue to deal with his enemies.
Gloria's lycanthropy symptoms brought her to the door of death, but she was not conscious yet and was completely unaware of this.
At this moment, she had lost her will to live and most of her spiritual pressure, as if her electrocardiogram had become a straight line.
"Fulfill the agreement! Keep the promise!" Gloria shouted fervently: "I want to leave here! I want to continue to live!"
"Crying General! Anonymous warrior!"
"Bu Liuxing! How great would it be if you weren't the enemy?! We are simply a match made in heaven!"
"We're enjoying this gamble! I can feel it! I can feel it!"
"I..."
Bu Liuxing looked cold: "Don't insult me again, ogre."
"What?!" Gloria breathed hard, a little short of breath, and her body had already betrayed her: "What? What are you talking about?"
The noisy sound of the waterfall almost drowned out all the words of Meteor.
Gloria couldn't hear clearly, she had lost part of her hearing.
"Next time we meet! I can still bet with you!"
"You have a lot of personality! Young man!"
She still fantasizes about——
"——Sister, I'm optimistic about you! You can escape once or twice! You can't escape these long years either!"
"Lazuli has a long lifespan! There is always a chance for us to fight again..."
Meteor has rested enough and holds the pyroxene ready to fight.
Flames burst out from the roses, and the crying general was ready to go, like a fully drawn bow, to shoot an arrow with astonishing power——
——At this moment, Gloria almost instinctively called for the soul power to protect herself.
"Sing For Me·Sing for me!"
Two blood-stained dice were spit out from her mouth, and she made a desperate throw with all her life and spiritual power!
At the same time, at the starting point of this childlike and dreamy story.
Forty-five hundred kilograms of chocolate candies, carrying an innocent dream, were sunk by a sudden storm.
It drifted into the sea, and because of this light full-fat milk chocolate, it floated in the weird cold current of the hot summer. It rushed into the winding rivers of underground veins, crossed the rugged and deep mountain caves, and circled a huge and huge
He went around in such a long and far way - and finally returned to the waterfall pointed by fate.
It finally capsized, and the green leather container overturned with a bang, like an old and simple coffin covered with coral.
It hit the red heart and smashed Gloria into a meat pie almost instantly!
Then it began to tilt, falling to the side of the meteor——
——Axing retreated continuously, retreating to a blind corner where there was no way to avoid it!
The front door of the coffin hit the ground against the bridge of his nose!
The fastening screws of the door were also broken, revealing the container number 55174 and the Fairy Tale Kingdom entrustment document with a brief description of the goods - the contents were children's products.
Bags of chocolate candies that hadn't had time to melt poured out, and the wrapping paper turned into a sea of gold.
A green "little man" crawled out——
——BOSS took off the hood of the crocodile doll suit, revealed a pair of golden eyes from the alligator's mouth, took out the portable hyperbaric oxygen mask and cylinder, and took a deep breath of oxygen.
"Fuck...it's figured out."
Look at the ball of hairy and broken meat at the end of the cargo box.
"Yes--"
The BOSS nodded, patted the crying general's face, straightened out the gray hair on his forehead, and was very satisfied with this new SP skin.