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Zugabe3Army Of TwoTwo people become an army

Foreword:

I will go against my nature, go against my instincts, and love you forever.

——Richard Dawkins丨The Selfish Gene

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[Part1·Rap Battle]

In the shoal of No. 2 Bay in the north that no one cares about, a small boat with a length of only three meters is going to carry two unfortunate people who are lonely and suffer from the same disease to realize their evil dreams again.

Mr. Sirius Parker was wrapped in a salt-proof plastic cloth, and the holy blood in his body gradually boiled at sunrise. Without Patriarch Gloria - he was no longer the beloved butler, and there was no longer a Bacchus.

to protect him.

As a pure-blooded Homo sapiens, Maine Carter is not afraid of the sun, takes good care of his companions, and takes the initiative to pick up the paddle board and start rowing hard.

"Fate is unpredictable, Mr. Parker." The manager of the Tequila Hotel sighed.

Unexpectedly, the two masters fought back and forth during their lifetime, but the followers left behind after their death would have to depend on each other.

"Who the hell are you looking for to reason with?" Sirius had stayed with Gloria in Dongma Port for more than 20 years, and he spoke Chinese with a southeastern accent: "I took a look at the flower garden and fainted——

When I woke up, there was nothing!"

Main then said: "Yes, so fate is unpredictable, Mr. Parker."

The boat is getting farther and farther away from the reef area of ​​No. 2 Bay in the north. The two of them have to go upstream to the northwest and go to another port city to borrow a boat to go out to sea - return to the Western Islands of Shambhala and return to their hometown to find another job.

way out.

"Isn't this right? Isn't this wrong?!" Sirius Parker was still unconvinced.

Mann advised: "Evil will always be defeated by justice."

Sirius: "Who is evil?! We just lost! It's never bad!"

Main: "Really?"

Sirius thought of Lady Gloria's teachings again. The fallacy that the winner is the king and the loser is the enemy seems untenable...

"Well..."

He was speechless for a moment and didn't know how to answer. After a while, he finally managed to choke out a sentence.

"This doesn't work! It seems that it lacks a sense of ceremony!"

Main: "Please tell me."

Sirius Parker described it seriously.

"At least let me fight the enemy for a few rounds! Then I can run away! This way I can tell some nonsense stories and make up some nonsense with my fellow villagers. Otherwise, how will I get the next start-up capital?"

"Is there any difference?" Mann didn't understand: "They all lose."

Sirius slapped the mate of the boat and responded excitedly and angrily.

"Of course there is a difference! You are defeated actively! And you are defeated passively! The difference is huge! One is that the skills are inferior to the people and the people are willing to swallow the bitter pill openly, and the other is..."

"What the hell... I woke up for no reason and everything was gone!"

Man Yin smiled faintly——

——The smile was a bit sarcastic, but he quickly put away these emotions.

Because Sirius Parker is a serious man-eating freak under Gloria, and Maine Carter is just a mortal who signed a devil's contract.

How could Man Yin dare to disobey Sirius' wishes?

"You're right, you're right..."

Right now, right now -

——Two ordinary people squatting at the Tequila Sunrise Hotel suddenly emerged from the water.

Captain Gua Gua and First Mate Ethan were very agile and agile. They grabbed the oar board in just one breath and followed the instructions to board the small boat.

With the weight of two more people, the boat of friendship maintains a delicate balance and may capsize at any time.

"You blind bitch!" Sirius was about to get angry, but he was worried that he didn't have a suitable person to vent his anger to. These two stinky flies who didn't know the heights of the world followed them here - and cut off their heads.

, and then use it as startup PPT materials, you can definitely defraud a lot of money.

With quick eyesight and quick hands, First Mate Ethan grabbed the stern of the boat and pressed and shook it. Mr. Sirius's plastic cloth almost slipped from his unstable body. The moment his skin came into contact with the hot sunlight, he screamed in pain and his eyes became clear.

There is no way they can start a fight in this environment——

——Even if you walk from the bow to the stern, the boat will capsize. He and Mann cannot go back to East Malaysia and can only be turned into fish feed.

Man Yin shouted: "Where did you two bitch bastards get the courage? Dare to board Siris's ship?"

"Because I heard it!" Ethan yelled.

Captain Guagua looked serious and glared angrily: "I heard it too!"

Ethan: "Two bereaved dogs are licking each other's wounds."

In order to restrain Sirius, the blood-giving monster, Guagua took out the lute from his waterproof backpack and strummed the strings quickly.

"Hoooooo!~"

The weird spiritual pressure immediately controlled everyone present. Mankat lost his paddle and was unable to move under the control of this magical sound. He could only sing along with the strings and harmonies.

"Don't be fooled by their sweet words!"

"The evil magic of the hybrid disaster beast!~It's not worth a few dollars!"

As a powerful singer in the choir of the Church of Dionysus, Sirius immediately stepped forward to use the most ruthless words to defeat Gua Gua's strange psychic energy head-on, to preach his ideals, and to tell his story.

"My father taught me with a stick since I was a child, and he told me to do whatever it takes to get ahead."

"I have changed my masters for fourteen or five times, but few of them are promising."

"I have also read the story of the knight and Sancho Panza, and I can bear this friendship."

"But kill all these wastes and sign the inheritance transfer certificate."

"Squeezing out hypocritical tears in front of the grave is the only way to show love and justice."

"I have been in love, and I have also studied abroad, but after reading so many books, I suddenly realized that I must find a famous evil leader to rely on!"

"Glory seller! Shameless person!~" Ethan's deep voice became the interlude: "Do you know how many crimes you have shouldered!?"

"The glory of Dionysus! The devil in hell!~" Mann followed up with a high-C tone: "I have always had a clear conscience!~~"

This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! "Stop your Japanese fart! What about civilized order!" Sirius followed into the second paragraph: "I grew up drinking Coke and eating steak.

Do you dare to teach your poor Western brothers a lesson?"

"I want to ask you, and you! Ask God and the earth."

"I was born here and grew up here, am I destined to die here?!"

"The first step of the plan has been solved." Main immediately followed Mr. Sirius and began to output high frequency: "There is still a second step, a third step..."

"You want to send me to school? You want me to study hard?"

"No, no, no, only a fool would think that~~~Reaping results requires hard work!~"

"Leave lessons, education, and teachings to ordinary people! I'm tired of hearing about Old Ghost Wood - [yo hey hey hey]!"

"Magic, magic, the devil's power is so damn hot! Just believe in the four-character scripture told by Hope - [Ah, yes, yes, yes]!"

Mr. Sirius sang loudly: "The glory of Dionysus!~~The devil in hell!~~"

"No one understands, the master is merciful..." Man Yin responded.

Sirius: "All things are unified!~~No regrets!~"

"A dead duck's mouth is still hard..." Mann accidentally sang from his heart: "This is how powerful it is..."

Captain Guagua was shocked on the spot. He was shocked by the impromptu singing of these two cult minions and kept winking at Ethan.

In this Rap Battle, Captain Frogman has no chance of winning, and his fashion value is completely destroyed by these two evil gadgets.

Guagua: "My palms and soles are all covered in cold sweat, Ethan? I suddenly feel very scared..."

Ethan was surprised: "Oh my god, Captain, you look like an old woman. Is this the guagua I know?"

Gua Gua's strumming hand was trembling a little: "The accent of this broom star and the mourning nail is really explosive. He has a bel canto singing ability - a world-class tenor from C3 to C6. I only have a 13-centimeter rotten tongue and a broken piano."

"You want to lose even if you want to lose the battle? I can't lose this face..." First Officer Ethan said with a sullen face, "The brothers and sisters of the Homesick are waiting for our triumphant return. Mingde is looking at you proudly, how can you fail?

On the eve of victory? If you continue to coerce me, I will make a video and send it to your ex-wife!"

"Have courage! ~ Gua Gua Hussein (Captain Gua Gua's father's real surname)!" Gua Gua tried her best to compare her singing skills with the blood-giving monster.

Ethan promptly helped the captain who was on the verge of collapse——

"——Demon nemesis, hero is invincible!~"

Guagua felt the hot air bursting out of his mouthpiece, and suddenly it relaxed, and his throat sound reached the sky.

"Exquisite martial arts!~Knight combat skills!~"

Ethan responded: "There is also Pankrasin, the King of War!~~~"

Upon hearing these names, Sirius's face turned pale, and the increasingly intense sound of the croaking made him unable to move.

"Go ahead and make a noise! ​​You are an incompetent and shameless evil heretic!"

Captain Guagua's angry voice was hoarse and his words were violent.

"The master who bullies the weak and is afraid of the strong is dead! The dog slave still wants to escape?"

"This tropical storm destroyed the Homesickness, but it cannot destroy the pride of mankind!"

"Don't be impatient!~ The wild wolf loaded his gun and let out a top-notch accent!"

"The crying general will pull out your intestines and use them as a noose. One! Shot! Do it! Throw it out!"

"Can you enjoy glory and wealth forever? Lie on the bodies of poor people and suck their blood?"

"The nightmare scares you awake! In the middle of the night!?"

"Who's knocking on your window and smashing your door? Can't you believe it's evil!?"

"Teacher, get out of bed quickly and open your eyes wide!"

"Everyone inside and outside the church is your grandpa worker!"

Ethan shook the sand hammer and knocked on the ship's board: "It's too dry..."

"Who decides how who lives? Who writes the cruel rules?"

"How will the horrific cycle of man-cannibalism end?"

"Your master knows how to answer! A coward can only pretend to be stupid!"

The croak pointed aggressively at Main Carter.

"Then let the sexy bomb take his mother! Get up! Blast! La! Blow up one of your Horcruxes -"

Ethan: "Two, three, thousands of them!"

Guagua: "The vicious banshee Lamashtuya! A piece! Explode!"

Ethan: "Don't let her have an easy time either!"

"Proud and ruthless Mingde!~Do evil for God!~~" Ethan held Guagua's hand tightly, but let Guagua shake it away with his fierce playing movements.

"Unknown brave man! Shout loudly!——"

"No one in your family can survive!!!"

The lute and maracas burst out with astonishing inspirational pressure, and the surging momentum of the two of them almost made the blood-granting monster and the devil's follower freeze to death.

Ethan: "Instigating men to take drugs?"

Guagua: "Kill!"

Ethan: "Forcing women to sell their bodies?"

Guagua: "Kill!"

Ethan: "It makes the elderly heartbroken and the children cry..."

Guagua: "Tong! Tong! Kill! Light! La!"

Ethan: "You want to compete in a betting contest!?"

Guagua: "We have to be fair, right!?"

Ethan: "Pushing innocent people into a life-and-death gamble, resulting in bloodshed and tears!"

Guagua: "I only know how to hide in the audience and eat human flesh, Jin Mi is drunk!"

"You! And you!" Ethan pointed at them one by one: "You two pests! The lackeys of local snakes are dreaming of your mother!"

"Can Mad Butterfly's Vita Brand turn bugs into dragons?" Guagua responded: "If I were Judas, I would blush after hearing this!"

Ethan: "You drink the holy blood and become a monster and still feel so proud?"

Gua Gua: "You fucking bastard, you dare to call yourself Wings of Light?"

The astonishing frog croaking caused the blood-giving monster's ears to bleed, and Man Yin even rolled his eyes up and almost fainted.

"You monster, watch your move! Eat my Belloberg White God Sword Qi!——"

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Captain Guagua found the right moment to remove the plastic cloth on Sirius Parker's head. The sunlight burned the monster's eyes instantly, and he didn't even scream. The majestic soul-stealing miasma made him unable to react.

, completely losing the will to fight and quickly turning into a handful of ashes.

On the other side, First Mate Ethan bravely grabbed the paddle board and slapped Man Carter on the head hard——

——Main signed a life contract with Fred Caesar, and he possesses a kind of soul power that will not die even if his body is torn apart.

But this time, his torn body couldn't save his life.

His head flew out without any hindrance, knocking it more than twenty meters into the air like a powerful and heavy paddleboard hitting a baseball.

The low-flying pelican bird widened its eyes, grabbed the takeaway fast food by its hair, and flew further and further away.

Mankat woke up first, then struggled desperately, with his body and mind each having his own thoughts. Finally, he kicked his legs, seemingly beyond the range of the soul power, and smelly urine flowed from his trouser legs and spat out from his throat.

Red blood like a hot spring——

——They are dead!

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[Part2·We are circling the sun]

On the other side of East Malaysia Harbor——

——At the outlet of the underground water vein, at the end of this fairy tale.

Flavia wanted to get her candy back, so she followed General Crying's guidance and took Duran all the way to the entrance of the fjord cave.

The container is still lying there. It is her treasury and an important treasure of the fairy tale kingdom.

The happiness brought by the lost and found made her jump so high that she held Dulan's face and kissed her fiercely——

"——It's back! It's back! Dulan! It's back!"

"Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!"

Just like the evil thoughts in Black Snake's heart, they returned to her heart again, but she accepted them and embraced them.

Dulan still remained calm: "Let's check if there is anything wrong with the goods first."

Flavia started running and almost fell down when she crossed the rocks on the beach.

Dulan's heart started to rise as he saw the stumbling little black snake stabilize its body and start running naturally, standing up straight and running very fast.

She first clasped her hands at the remains of the blood-granting predecessor, hoping that the goddess Io could take away Gloria's vicious soul as soon as possible. Then she bypassed the bloody mess of broken bones, rummaged through the lid of the box, and carefully inspected the outside of the chocolate candies.

Package.

The magic props she loves so much are her means of survival and the key to her happiness.

"Very good! Very good!"

Flavia screamed——

"——Everything is fine! There is no melting or opening of glue! The packaging is tight!"

Dulan followed in and saw the torn and scattered packaging bags of comic books.

"How many bags are missing? Are there rats on the boat?"

Flavia hurriedly explained: "No! These are cat paw prints! The BOSS ate them!"

"How to transport it away?" Flavia suddenly grimaced and started scratching her head: "It's more than 4,500 kilograms! Including comic books, it's at least five tons - our soul power is not strong enough.

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Dulan said: "Where is General Crying?"

Flavia responded: "He's not enough! His spirit body, plus Mr. Wood's spirit body, can't carry such a heavy cargo box."

How to take the candy away has become a big problem, but someone will soon solve this problem.

Outside the cave, the Minister of War took the lead and broke in with a sword.

"What a brazen maniac! How dare you attack and kill the Patriarch of the Dionysus Church!"

Following closely behind were more than 40 iron cannons, as well as the Governor and many officers and soldiers. They surrounded the cave and were just waiting for the Governor to give the order to arrest and dirty people.

The boat on the beach was swaying unsteadily and gradually approaching the shore.

Captain Gua Gua hurried over with his lute in his arms. Just winning an MVP was not enough, and he was preparing to hold a second concert.

"I understand the process! I understand the process!"

The hybrid beast pushed past the Minister of War and came close to the chubby governor, preparing to clear his throat and start singing.

"Oh!~~~Hoooooo!~"

Flavia was suddenly controlled by evil thoughts and took away the guagua——

——She was breathing hard, her face turned red.

It wasn't the black snake in her heart that made her lose her mind, nor was it the embarrassment caused by her weird singing.

But she didn't want to use psychic powers to solve the problem, and she didn't want to simply cheat.

She finally restrained her desire for destruction and held the lute in her arms.

Captain Guagua covered his head and nervously opened a gap from the middle of the frog's paw, as if he had foreseen the fate of the last piano.

"I do not want..."

Flavia cried, she almost became a tearful person.

"I do not like this..."

"I do not like this..."

"Dulan, I don't want this..."

"This is me, and that is me too!"

She was almost crazy with desire, talking nonsense without meaning, and reciting incomprehensible poems.

"We are going in circles around the sun! We are going in circles! Round and round! I feel so warm..."

"I love you forever! I love you! Forever and ever!"

"Als Claudia Duran! Duran!"

She hugged the piano case tightly, hugging the instrument that brought joy and courage.

Outside the tidal flats, the people of Dongma Port stood together, almost tens of thousands of them. They crowded on the dry beach, some stood directly in the sea, rolled up their trousers and hugged their children. They all looked towards the end of the fjord.

There are more or less people who have eaten Flavia's candy, people who were affected by the attack of the Avatar Butterfly, people who were pulled out of the ruins by hail, rain and snow, people who were pulled out of the ruins by the Avatar of the Coatal, people who had their families smashed by giants.

When people's lives were being taken away from their residence, a white snake lady in a gorgeous black dress flew in to fight with this terrifying monster.

"Teach me..." the governor whispered to Ethan.

First Mate Ethan didn’t understand: “What to teach?”

Governor: “It turns out I~~~”

Ethan suddenly realized: "Oh! Oh! Oh! Breathe in! Breathe in! Lord Governor! You need to use your cardiopulmonary function and bring out the advantages of your baritone! Don't be shy! Don't feel embarrassed! Release your soul!"

"

The Minister of War also wanted to interrupt: "Mr. Governor, this is..."

The Governor's voice was loud and clear, and he and the two "immortals" sang from their hearts.

"It turns out that I~~~had long ago——"

"——Love it!"

Singing, singing and laughter.

Cries, cries and hysterical yelling.

This chapter is not finished yet, please click on the next page to continue reading the exciting content! Floating back and forth, there are so many people in this city, so many people. They all turned into surging waves of the crowd, and turned into sadness.

The sad man in the world became a prisoner of chocolate.

He seemed to be crazy, drunk, and indulged in the sound of the rising and falling waves.

Wait a moment! Let me personally give you this glass of wine——

——Here’s to your brilliant life.

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Kapitel.01 S.O.S·Need rescue

Kapitel.02 Abandon·Abandonment

Ende.01 Mother Gaia·Gaia mother

Ende.∞ Bloodstone·Bloodstone

——From Lingyun Band

Kapitel.03 Keep the Flame·Continue the fire

Kapitel.04 Ordinary Man·日人

——Ozzy Osbourne

Kapitel.05 Iron Man·Tetsuo

Kapitel.06 Dear Father·Dear Father

——from the band Black Sabbath

Kapitel.07 Dream On·Wishful thinking

Kapitel.08 Hide In The Rainbow·Hide in the rainbow

——Ronnie James Dio

Kapitel.09 Angel·Angel

Kapitel.10 Painkiller·Terrorist Killer

——from Saint Judas Band

Ende.09 Through The Rain·Braving the rain

Ende.08 Heartbreak Station·Sad Station

——from the band Cinderella

Ende.07 All Out Of Luck·Doom-ridden

Ende.06 One Of These Days·One day

——from the band White Snake

Ende.05 Talk Dirty To Me·Swear me a few words

Ende.04 Ride The Wind·Chengfeng

——from the band Poison

Ende.03 Strutter·The man who struts his head high

Ende.02 Kissin' Time·Kissing time

——from Kiss

Zugabe1 Dear God·Dear God

——Tao Zhe丨Soul Power Concert

Zugabe2 Day Bees Night·Day and Night

——From Two Steps From Hell·Close to Hell

Zugabe3 Army Of Two·Two people become an army/an army of two girls

——From "Carol and Tuesday"·Nai Br.XX·Celeina Ann

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Original Author: Fox Man

[Abyss Special Train]

[Chapter of Honey·Honey Chapter]

[The poisonous bee sips sweetness from the flower and buzzes with thanks as it leaves]

[Hongdie believes that it is the flowers that should be thanked]

[To be continued·To Be Continued]


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