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Chapter 5 Eat Mapo Tofu when you are in love

Xueming and Xiaoqi returned to the main hall of the Five Kings Council.

Along the way, 9527 said many things.

Especially regarding the process of ternary matter and [transformation], there are many examples showing that the ternary matter is influencing each other, entangled with each other, and constantly transforming the organism itself.

The rules of the three elements are not only applicable to people in the underground world, but also to most ordinary people. Even a very small number of animals, plants and insects can also participate in this carnival of spiritualism.

An unprecedented subject unfolded in front of Jiang Xueming - because the environment of the underground world is very chaotic, it is changing at any time, there are no specific numerical constants, and there is no huge database to support it. The spiritual world of the passengers will also be affected by this chaos.

environment, followed by drastic changes.

It is more like a superficial folk custom, like a blind man touching an elephant. Everywhere is full of mystery of "this is what I think it should be".

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According to 9527 -

——When Jiang Xueming came to the station for the first time, he had already completed his first transformation.

Outside the Council of Five Kings, under the bronze statue of the Frostfire Giant in the Fountain Square, on the only road that must be passed, Xueming's soul and spiritual duality were activated by the spiritual disaster environment.

They involve part of the physical body, further strengthen the review based on the skills learned in the past, and finally complete the first transformation.

Calculated according to the six stages of the mad butterfly's transformation.

The first transformation is [egg], which represents the birth of life.

At this stage, people will re-recognize their other self. If there are any deficiencies in the person's trinity, then the person will take the initiative to complete them - there are two situations at this time.

The first situation,

For example, Jiang Xueming started exercising his body almost non-stop after finishing his first journey.

The second situation.

For example, Bu Liuxing, after finishing his first journey, is very thirsty for a sense of fulfillment in the spiritual world, and will actively seek out various knowledge to stimulate more changes in his brain to strengthen his learning ability.

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Regarding pyroxene——it refers to the philosopher’s stone [Philosopher’s Stone] that Hohenheim has been pursuing.

It is transformed into jewelry of various shapes through the hands of the spirit. According to the fantasy novels with the theme of Eastern fairy tales, it can almost be regarded as the natal magic weapon of the cultivator and the magic catalyst in the fantasy stories of Western knights.

Jiang Xueming has already experienced the effect of the Heart of Steel.

However, this piece of transparent corundum seems to be very special. Ah Xing's rose red stone requires strong fighting spirit, anger, courage and enthusiasm to awaken it.

Corundum is completely different. It requires the owner to maintain a calm mind like water before it can emit a faint white light.

The function of both is to break the illusion in the spiritual disaster environment, strengthen the owner's concentration and observation, and improve the control of the body, so as to avoid falling into complete madness in the face of huge fear.

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Regarding the stick - 9527 admitted frankly that it is not something that [Insect Egg] can easily master.

Only the [nymph] that emerges from the egg can barely use tools to protect itself.

BOSS handed the sticks to the passengers in advance, just hoping that these [worm eggs] would get the fitness equipment and quickly grow new limbs and turn into [nymphs].

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About the stages and forms of [transformation] itself.

It is divided into six stages: egg, nymph [pseudoworm], pupa, cocoon, emergence, and adult.

As for why the evolution of the Mad Butterfly is used to refer to the changes in extraordinary life——

"——Because they are very similar."

On the large terrace of the Houwang Hall, 9527 sat at the long table of the Tulip Bar and talked about this matter with Jiang Xueming.

"Employer, you have secretly peeked at my ID card and you know that I have undergone several transformations."

Jiang Xueming: "That's right."

Then 9527 started playing with the bartending equipment.

"Then take a look."

At this very moment——

——Two eggs bounced out of Xiao Qi's hand. They seemed to be thrown up by flexible silk threads, and a round hole opened when Xiao Qi's little finger tapped them.

The egg white falls into the iron cup, and the egg yolk is separated into another mixing container.

A pair of silver tachyons jumped out from her collar, as if hooked by invisible threads. They fell into the mixing container. Xiaoqi could direct the pair of tachyons to beat by shaking her finger from half a meter away.

Egg work.

Xueming was dazzled by what he saw, and from the fingertips of Yin Kuaizi and Xiao Qi, he could see tiny lines - like silk.

Its texture is flexible, and becomes strong and straight as Xiao Qi waves her arms and wraps her fingers around it.

Whenever the pair of silver tachyons stop moving, the silk threads are like frost that has been exposed to flames, suddenly spread out and turn into water vapor.

"Put the ring on and help me, employer." There were streaks of cold sweat on Xiao Qi's forehead, as if his concentration was about to run out.

"Okay." Xueming deliberately hid his hands in his trouser pockets and put on the Heart of Steel.

Immediately afterwards, one of the steel rings on Brother Seven's hand began to glow.

She became energetic, as if connected to an external power supply, picked up three mixing glasses at the same time, and began to shake and stir.

Yes - she only has two hands.

But he picked up three cups.

Only then did Jiang Xueming see clearly——

——The big iron cup hanging in the air is tightly held by a ball of transparent silk thread. The ball of silk thread seems to be transformed into a pink palm at any time. As Teacher Victor said, "The embodiment of spiritual energy."

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"It's really... amazing..." Jiang Xueming was stunned. He thought to himself that if he had this ability, cleaning Jessica's room wouldn't take an hour.

The three glasses fell on the table, and then lime juice, gin, egg liquid and Cointreau fell into the wine measuring vessel.

The threads of soul spreading from Xiao Qiwu's fingers stirred the cup of [White Beauty] until a large amount of foam appeared and the taste became dense and smooth.

Two pieces of crushed ice fell into two transparent wine glasses, and the cocktail fell into the glasses.

"It's done." Brother Qi raised his glass and handed the other glass to Xueming, "Mine has egg yolk added, but yours doesn't."

Jiang Xueming took the wine glass and stared at the foam in the glass: "Why?"

Brother Qi explained: "You are working out and want to control your cholesterol. I don't want to waste food, so I just drink the egg yolks too."

"Thank you. The silk thread I saw just now is the [pupa] in the process of molting as you said before?" Jiang Xueming said, clinking glasses with Xiao Qi.

"That's right." 9527 curled his lips: "It's nothing great. It can save my life occasionally. For jobs like bartending, it's too much of a waste of energy to use it to help. I'll show you a little bit.

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Jiang Xueming held the cup in a daze, thinking for a long time, hesitating whether to ask this ambiguous question.

He finally asked: "Xiao Qi, can I help you by wearing the ring? Why?"

"Because of the characteristics of corundum, it needs to be used in pairs." Brother Qi raised his hand to show the pair of rings, "Corundum is an emotionless stone. It likes quiet and rational people. Such people need to have a close connection with the waiter.

Use the characteristics of the waiter's pyroxene as the base emotion to urge the corundum to release more energy."

"That is to say..." Jiang Xueming pondered for a long time before he figured out the meaning: "I want to learn from you, right? Teacher Xiaoqi?"

"Ahem..." Some scenes inappropriate for children suddenly appeared in Brother Qi's mind, "Let's not talk about this for now!~ When you and I use the Heart of Steel at the same time, we can resonate from this stone, from

Each other’s spiritual worlds are enhanced and blessed.”

"According to this...Teacher Xiaoqi, what color is your stone? How should I resonate with you?" Jiang Xueming took the initiative to clink glasses.

"Wait a minute...Wait a minute, wait a minute." Brother Qi quickly took Xueming's hand, "Come on, come on, have a drink, and I'll tell you!~"

"Ah, that's okay." Jiang Xueming was not shy at all, and was about to perform the ceremony of making a cup of brotherhood between husband and wife.

"Hey! It's like this every time..." Xiao Qi quickly stopped and started drinking alone: ​​"Won't you be shy? Forget it..."

"I don't quite understand..." Jiang Xueming took a sip of the cocktail: "I really don't understand. Does Teacher Xiaoqi feel happy when she sees me feeling embarrassed or shy? This matter... I don't know.

understand."

9527 shrugged his shoulders and pursed his lips, looking like an old man on the subway looking at his phone. I don’t know if it was because of the fishy egg yolk in the cocktail, or because he was stimulated by Jiang Xueming’s innocent expression.

"Forget it, little baby - let me tell you, my stone is golden. It represents luck! Cheerful! Positive gold! The color of super wealth! But my good luck is so good.

.....Confiscated by bad cats.”

Just when Xiao Qi lowered her head and sobbed, hitting the table and crying.

Jiang Xueming finished the wine.

The seventh brother all muttered: "Why don't you comfort me?"

Jiang Xueming told the truth: "Teacher Xiaoqi, you are pretending to cry. There was loud thunder but no rain. I didn't understand..."

Brother Qi patted his face a few times and curled his lips.

Jiang Xueming took out the physical examination report of the VIP special tea room from his clothes, and said in a sincere tone: "Let's take a look at this. Teacher Xiaoqi."

[Ternary quality test results]

[Examiner: Jiang Xueming]

[physical items]

[There are no abnormalities in the tissues, blood, organs, and bones of this biological unit. The physical fitness test has passed the verification and meets the standards for riding.]

[Spiritual Major]

[The biological unit's intracranial imaging brain wave spectrum showed no abnormalities. The personality and emotional test passed the verification and met the standards for riding.]

[Soul item]

[The soul powers of this biological unit have not yet awakened. If you want to stay in the hospital for observation, you need to contact the relevant medical staff at the station and follow the doctor's instructions.]

In the verification column about the major items of the soul, there is a very complicated comprehensive table, which has been discredited.

Jiang Xueming pointed at the invisible form and asked with great concern: "What is this?"

"This is the content that VIP needs to test and review." 9527 explained: "It is the explanation column of Soul Power, that is, after breaking out of the cocoon and becoming a butterfly, what will happen to the Morpho butterfly in us and after our spiritual energy materializes?

Your abilities and what they look like will all be recorded in this form. You don’t have it yet—so you’ve erased it all.”

"So..." After confirming that he was in good health, Jiang Xueming breathed a sigh of relief and asked about other things: "Where's the A-Xing man? Didn't he say he was drinking at this bar?"

9527 shrugged and imitated Bu Liuxing's tone: "I don't know?"

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Finally, they saw Bu Liuxing in a snack bar at the station.

That’s a very story-telling back view——

——How many stories do you want to tell?

The tall boy, who was 1.9 meters tall, squatted on a small bench with more than twenty empty bowls in front of him, and all he ate was Mapo Tofu.

Ah Xing was crying while eating, and there was no smell of alcohol on him, as if he had never drank at all.

Jiang Xueming didn't know how to fix it at that time.

Could it be that this kid has some kind of hidden mental illness? The kind that the station can’t even detect?

Looking at the braille card that fell on the table, Ah Xing's mind reviewed the contents of the security card. The madness index remained at B+, which was nothing unusual.

Jiang Xueming stepped forward and patted No-brainer on the shoulder: "Liu Xing... what's wrong with you? Why are you unhappy?"

"I'm lovelorn... Brother Ming... I..." Bu Liuxing's mouth was full of bright red hot sauce: "She doesn't want me anymore... Sister Canaan doesn't want me anymore..."

Jiang Xueming thought about it for a long time, but he didn't expect this answer.

"ah?"

Bu Liuxing continued: "I was so happy today... I, I just thought... how can we have a party without a girlfriend? Right? I... I called Brother Bourne... I said

...If you can contact that Canaan girl, I can go find it myself... The boss didn’t say no, I’m thinking of bringing a super-ancient girlfriend from the astral realm to the disco, what a great thing...

But..."

The air-raid siren went off all of a sudden, and I felt a bit toothache when I heard it. I immediately crouched back to the dirty clothes collection area of ​​the customer service department and hid.

Bu Liuxing cried and shouted: "Brother Bourne said... Sister Canaan doesn't want me anymore... Don't contact me again in the future, I'm useless... This bad woman... She slept with me once

, I am of no use... She said that she was afraid that other passengers would misunderstand... and she would not be able to collect new human DNA..."

For a moment, Jiang Xueming didn't know how to speak.

I don’t know if this is a good thing or a bad thing - maybe this is life.

Jiang Xueming gently patted Meteor's back.

"Then what?"

"Then..." Bu Liuxing stuffed Mapo Tofu into his mouth and burst into tears: "Then I thought, I'm a man and I can't be made to cry by this kind of thing about a son and a daughter being in love with their mother-in-law.

Well... I just ate Mapo tofu and I was so hot that I cried! Brother Ming! Is that right?!"

Xueming was a little embarrassed: "Oh...oh...yes...you are a man."

"You still understand me! Brother Ming, woo woo..." Bu Liuxing saw the bald head: "You still understand me, Brother Ming... You have already been tonsured in advance... Which temple did you find?

Introduce the abbot to me? I also want to escape into Buddhism."

Jiang Xueming: "It's not...me."

Just at this time--

——Xue Ming finally smelled the fresh scent of egg liquid and honey in the strong spicy smell.

"You have a smell... I seem to have smelled it somewhere?"

Bu Liuxing stopped crying immediately, his nose was still red.

The boy pursed his lips and refused to eat anything.

The awkward silence lasted thirty seconds.

Then Ah Xing said: "I have come out..."

Jiang Xueming: "That's good...but, you smell like egg liquid and honey."

Axing: "I have come out, really."

Jiang Xueming: "Tell me honestly, is the fragrance on your body the smell from the snack jar of Miss Shayang from Golden Township?"

Ah Xing didn't speak.

Jiang Xueming: "No, right?"

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The matter is settled.

Only Bu Liuxing followed Jiang Xueming and kept explaining.

"Brother Ming! Hey! Brother Ming, wait for me!"

"It's not what you think! After I fell out of love, I kept calling people everywhere..."

"I'm so sad! When you encounter a scumbag... you have to find an outlet to vent your emotions..."

"Then...she answered the phone and listened to what I said for a long, long time. You go for a check-up. I didn't see you out for ten hours. So I ran to catch a ride."

"We were still chatting on the way, and the more we chatted, the more we got along..."

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Jiang Xueming's face was expressionless - he imitated Master Xiaoqi's expression, imitated Teacher Su and put his hands on his chest, applauding and congratulating Ah Xing.

"Wonderful."


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