Both of them believed that their long-planned plans and single-minded wishes finally received a response from the gods today.
"Today is Thursday! Little girl! Do you know what this means?" Jason pulled his little waiter into the kitchen, his face full of excitement.
Little waiter: "Yes! Yes! I know!"
Jason was ecstatic and couldn't help himself: "Then tell me, what does this mean? My heart is about to jump out of my throat!"
The waiter took out his cell phone: "KFC! Crazy Thursday!"
Jason nodded vigorously.
"YES!YES!YES!"
The expressions of the two people became distorted under the bright red light of the mobile phone.
The waiter rubbed his hands and imitated Jason's secretly worried expression: "The customer flow will decrease! Most customers will go to KFC!"
Jason lowered his waist, like the Krampus monster wearing a top hat on Christmas, showing his white teeth and smiling like a war god with a crooked mouth.
"Hehehehe...Jiang Xueming will eat in my restaurant...with his waiter."
They have been waiting for this day for too long -
——Nearly two months.
What does nearly two months mean?
It was forty-seven days, leaving aside the unbearable time of isolation.
Jason has baked more than 4,000 pancakes, fried 1,800 steaks, and grilled more than 800 whole wings.
To this day, he thinks it was all worth it.
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The little waiter also imitated Jason's ferocious smile, as if he heard the victim's screams.
"Hahahaha!"
Jason suddenly stopped laughing, and his expression instantly returned to normal: "Why are you laughing?"
The little waiter didn't smile either: "I... I'll just learn from it."
Jason: "It's stupid, you know?"
Waiter: "Then why do you, employer...have to smile like that? Isn't it...stupid? I also think...it's a bit..."
Jason: "I've watched a lot of movies, and the bad guys have to laugh like this before they do bad things!"
Waiter: "Oh...then there must be a few little villains next to the big bad guy to enhance the atmosphere? I should be...ok, right?"
Jason frowned and hugged the waiter's shoulders, "No! The problem is huge..."
The waiter became nervous: "What's the problem?"
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In the narrow kitchen, the two of them squatted under the kitchen counter and turned on the range hood to the highest setting to prevent others from hearing the conversation.
Jason Megan said confidently.
"The laughter you just laughed was very, very harsh. It didn't have the cunning and viciousness that directly struck the soul."
Waiter: "Then... does it matter?"
Jason nodded: "It does matter, and it does matter a lot. You are not a person who is good at acting. I practiced on movies for a long time before I learned a little bit about it. You must not learn randomly in the future - it's easy
Exposed."
Waiter: "I understand, employer."
Jason first made a standard grin.
"If you want to smile like [heeheeheehee!~], come and learn how to do it."
Waiter: "Hee..."
"No, no, it's totally wrong, no, no, no... no! No!" Jason was very angry. He felt that he was a very clumsy waiter. Why couldn't he even perform this basic skill?
He began to miss his old friend again. If it were that waiter...if it were her - she would be able to imitate her perfectly, and Jiang Xueming would definitely not be able to spot any flaws.
The little waiter couldn't laugh anymore, and just nodded, "I'm sorry... I'm sorry... I can't do it well, I... I really can't do it well, just give me some time, okay... ."
"There's no time! It's over!" Jason roared loudly, the veins on his neck popping out: "On my own? How can I deal with the two of them? It's very difficult!"
"I'm sorry..." the waiter covered his eyes, forgetting that he had just pounded the pepper, and immediately burst into tears from the pain, "I'm of no use... employer... I'm of no use..."
"No, no, no, no! No, no, no... no!" Jason quickly took a clean cotton swab, sucked away the tears bit by bit, and carefully sorted out the redness and swelling in the little waiter's eyes, "Don't cry... don't Cry... don't cry... I won't say it anymore... I won't say it, I won't say it!"
The little waiter didn't feel better after hearing this, and felt more and more powerless and incompetent.
Mr. Jason slapped flour on his face and made a clown face with ketchup.
"Hey! Look who's here!~ It's your Uncle Joooooooker! What story do you want to hear today?~"
"Uh-huh..." The little waiter hugged Jason's belly and wiped the tears off his apron: "Thank you... Thank you..."
Meghan finally cleaned up her face and became serious.
"How do we kill them? If we can't kill them? How do we subdue them? My little waiter...do you have any little genius ideas?"
The little waiter wiped away his tears, his nose was still red, and his eyes were full of determination: "Employer, I can't go out. The photos of all the waiters have been published in the station's internal group. The waiters have met each other at least once. If If the woman next to Jiang Xueming, that 9527, sees me, I'm afraid she will recognize me."
"Ah... I have to fight alone again?" Jason looked melancholy: "That's right, all soldiers are lonely. But I won't be afraid..."
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"Boss!~ Please order!" 9527 held up the menu.
Jiang Xueming said nothing, only looking at the clock in the shop. It was about to reach eight o'clock, which made him feel extremely anxious.
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Jason immediately put the expression on his face into a business state and rushed out with a smile, "Come on!~"
As soon as he went out, he saw the small table.
Jiang Xueming's expression was gloomy, as if he was a serial perverted murderer. He was holding a glass of boiled water, pouring and drinking it himself - the posture of holding the water was like tasting famous wine. Occasionally he glanced over, and there was a vague and unspeakable expression in his eyes. Angry, he would go into the kitchen to cut off his head with a knife at any time.
The pressure of inspiration condensed into reality is like a knife, trying to cut Jason open.
The last time we met at the airport was just a fleeting glance.
When their eyes met now - Jason could even detect the obvious murderous intent in the other's impatient eyes, as if they were urging, pushing, and putting pressure all the time.
Jason's transcendent inspiration made his legs weaken and he saw the woman across the table again.
That must be Jiang Xueming's waiter——
——Her hand holding the menu was like holding the neck of a chicken waiting to be slaughtered. Although she was smiling, the cannibalistic look in her eyes was not deceptive.
Jason could feel it—
——Even if you do anything wrong at the dinner table and disturb this woman's interest, there will be no good end.
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"I'm sorry for keeping you two waiting... As an apology, I will go and prepare appetizers for you first. You two will look at the menu carefully. I will be back soon... There is no charge, so it's free.
..."
Jason's voice had a strong vibrato and he retreated to the kitchen.
The waiter secretly leaned against the door frame and looked out, and saw Mr. Jason running back in despair.
She complimented casually: "Sir, you are so brave!"
"Girl, you are so wicked..." Jason gritted his teeth and began to hate his keen inspiration - it was like an allergic symptom, like a disease. Every time he bumped into a tyrannical passenger, he couldn't help it.
Want to run away and hide.
Waiter: "What should we do? What should we do?"
Jason said nervously: "I have thought about countless ways to commit murder in my mind, using knives, guns, burning, hammering, causing accidental car crashes! But now, it seems that we can only poison...
."
"Well said! Sir!" The little waiter clapped his hands and came to Jason and whispered: "Have you prepared the poison?"
Jason said nothing and froze.
The little waiter said again: "Have you prepared poison?"
Jason still didn't speak.
Waiter: "You are ready, right?"
Jason finally answered: "Yes, I have prepared poison, but I don't know which one... is more suitable."
"Is there any arsenic? It will definitely poison you!" The muscles on the little waiter's face began to twitch and became fierce.
Jason shook his head: "Our food is so delicious, if we add that stuff, everyone will know it's poisoned."
"Where's the cyanide?" the waiter asked again.
Jason still shook his head: "Detective Conan once said that there is a bitter almond smell that is difficult to get rid of. If you use spices, such as chili, ginger, onion, and garlic, they will definitely become suspicious. No appetizer has such a strong taste."
The waiter scratched his head: "How about making a dish of sweet and sour pork ribs? Cover it with tomato sauce, sugar, and fragrant pork fat!"
"What a great idea!" Jason smiled: "You are such a genius! Who doesn't like sweet and sour things?"
"Then...how much should we add?" The waiter quickly started to fiddle with the large and small bags deep in the display window. The poison and ingredients were separated and hidden very deep.
"As long as it can stun them, one hundred milligrams is a lethal dose. I have already divided the portions with measuring tools. You can bring out a small bottle." Jason instructed.
The waiter dropped a labeled solvent bottle: "How wonderful! My wise and mighty employer!"
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Eight o'clock sharp——
——Jiang Xueming’s face became increasingly ugly.
It seems that there is no way to complete what I promised to Brother Seven.
Although there were not many customers, the boss seemed to be very busy - he even prepared some appetizers, but he didn't know if they would suit Xiaoqi's taste.
He caught a glimpse of Xiaoqi looking sulky too. I'm afraid the experience of this date was a bad one, right?
"Bai Qingqing...I'm sorry. How about we find another one?"
"No! This is it!" Nine Five Twenty Seven frowned, as if they were angry: "I want to finish eating, and then write an 800-word negative review for him on all platforms, in both Chinese and English, even if this is
Even if a guy sends me red envelopes for meal money, I won’t withdraw the negative review.”
This kind of dinner date that looks like a terrorist attack is really too scary.
Xueming stood up: "How about I help in the kitchen?"
He was pulled by Brother Qi to sit down again.
Xiao Qi said carefully: "No, you are a guest today, not a waiter. How do you sneak into someone's kitchen when you go out to eat? It's embarrassing for me."
Listening to Xiaoqi's "you are my wife" tone, Jiang Xueming really couldn't handle it.
"Okay...ok...just wait a little longer."
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"Employer! Employer! My good sir!" The little waiter became more and more frightened, biting his nails: "They seem to be very angry! How about I go and comfort them?"
Jason was busy at the kitchen counter. While he was blanching the pork chops and frying the sugar, he couldn't be distracted at all.
"Can't that woman recognize you?"
"Try your luck! There is no other way! They are leaving!" The little waiter closed her eyes, dusted her face with flour, and barely made a clown makeup with ketchup. She took off her apron, and inside was a set of floral floral uniforms.
skirt.
"Then please! My partner!" There was flame in Jason's eyes, not only the flame of the kitchen table, but also the flame of trust: "Goddess of Luck favors the brave! Go!"
"Hmm!" The little waiter pursed his lips, took out two boxes of dessert puddings from the freezer, found the birthday candles left for special guests during the festival, and rushed out as if dealing with a savage beast.
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Jiang Xueming and Xiao Qi had already marked the dishes on the menu with pencils, waiting for the waiter to come and take away the "curse letter" full of resentment.
Xiao Qi gave special instructions: "I pressed the car key and let A Xing out, asking him to join us and try the signature dishes of this internet celebrity restaurant - of course, I am not a villain deliberately looking for trouble. Eat
After that, you must leave a negative review in the service attitude column. You must do the same, join me..."
"Excuse me!" The waiter respectfully placed the two boxes of pudding in front of the couple, and lit candles, adding a little romance to the simple tables and chairs at the roadside stall: "You two have been waiting for a long time!
"
Jiang Xueming whispered to Brother Qi: "Look at her, she is what I said... that girl at the cashier. Does she look familiar to you? Could she be a hunter?"
"I've been a good person for many years...Hey! Can you please stop asking me questions like this...I..." Brother Qi was suddenly stunned. She changed her expression. When she saw the little waiter, she did feel familiar. She immediately
He shouted to the panicked waiter: "Come here."
The little waiter had no choice but to obey, for fear of being exposed.
At the same time, she was shocked in her heart - this is not good, this is not good, this is not good... Employer, I am going to reveal my secret, I am going to be recognized!
Brother Qi stared at the little waiter's face carefully for a long time, then stretched out his hand and pinched the little waiter's fleshy cheeks as if he was pretending to be an intimate joke.
"I've definitely... never seen her before, so I don't have much impression. She's just kind-faced, you know? This little girl is pretty! She's very pretty! She looks the same! ~ Hehe... Ugly weirdos each have their own merits!"
The little waiter was almost so happy that he cried. He could almost hear the roar of excitement in his heart - Employer, you are right! Lady Luck favors the brave!
She took away the marked menu from the table and was about to leave.
Jiang Xueming immediately shouted: "Wait a minute..."
"Is there anything else? Do you want to add more dishes? Mr. Jiang..." The waiter was nervous. As soon as he shouted out the name of his employer that he had been thinking about for a thousand times, he immediately felt his heart sinking.
"How did she know your surname was Jiang?" Xiao Qi leaned on Xueming's shoulder, her lips pressed against Xueming's ear, "Explain it to me..."
Jiang Xueming: "I called in advance to reserve a seat, and she asked me what my last name was. Is that what it was?"
The waiter immediately danced: "Yes! Yes! I remember your voice, and you said it was a man and a woman, two guests? Is that right? I must remember it! Look, you two! Isn't this specially prepared?
Candles and desserts? Lovers want to be together!"
"Hehe..." Xiaoqi became cheerful and immediately stopped being angry: "You are very sweet...very good! I will give you a tip later!"
The little waiter nodded suddenly and walked back.
"Wait a minute..." Jiang Xueming called out again, "I have a question... I want to ask you."
The little waiter's expression became tense: "What's the matter...what..."
——Am I discovered? This guy... This man feels really dangerous to me. His eyes are like gun muzzles... Mr. Megan is right! Jiang Xueming is a strong enemy worth challenging.
If you can defeat him, your employer will be able to get out of his inner shadow!
Thinking of this, the little waiter suddenly lost his fear.
Jiang Xueming and the chestnut-haired waiter repeatedly warned and were very strict.
"Have you always collected your bills like this? Remember to double-check the items on the menu. Don't be so nervous when talking to customers. They don't like your nervous look and prefer your casual and natural feeling - especially
First point, if you order the wrong dish and the guests don’t recognize it, it will be difficult for you. Don’t be so reckless next time... I used to work in catering services, and I hope I can help you.”
"Oh...ok..." The waiter nodded blankly and told the name of the dish.
After Jiang Xueming heard this, he wanted to add another dish, because Ah Xing would also come, and he wanted this little girl to remember it too.
The waiter immediately started learning and selling, and his acting skills improved by leaps and bounds: "It doesn't matter! I've been working here for a long time, and I know the portions of a meal for three people. We serve a sweet and sour pork ribs as an appetizer! It's delicious, but a little sweet.
It’s greasy and very filling, so there’s no need to add more food – don’t dislike it! I wish you two a sweet and greasy relationship!”
Brother Qi smiled and said, "Hey... you are quite good at talking."
When this cute and amiable clown girl left - Jiang Xueming still had a solemn expression.
Brother Qi was confused: "What's wrong with you? Aren't you happy?"
Jiang Xueming said frankly: "Working in catering in Hong Kong is really boring. I feel a little sorry for the employees in this store. I used to be like this too..."
Brother Seven waved his hand: "Then I'll tip you more later!"
"It's useless. People have tipped me before, mostly women. These aunties are kind-hearted." Jiang Xueming explained: "If caught by surveillance, the boss will come to ask for it in person. If he lies and makes excuses, he will be fired."
"Is that so? Damn it..." Xiao Qi gritted his teeth and then had an idea: "I used to steal things. How can I sneak things back without being monitored? I'm good at it!"
"Is it okay? Please... I hope I can help a little... maybe buy an extra set of work clothes for that waitress." Jiang Xueming took out two tickets from his pocket, which he had just taken out from the bank.
The destination of Mimir Hot Spring Market is written on the ticket. It seems that BOSS has already arranged it.
There was infinite tenderness in Jiang Xueming's eyes: "I hope she can be helped by the station like me."
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When the lid is lifted, the aroma is fragrant.
Bones and flesh bounced and sizzled.
The bright red sauce soup with a hint of tomato and bay leaves, the Thai-style sweet and sour pork ribs, will not tolerate these Chinese guests' gossip, and they will be like the children who saw Ultraman when they came home from school.
There is no reason to refuse this appetizer.
"Quick, quick, quick!" Jason urged: "In order to ensure that there is no smell of poison, I gave a very small dose. Looking at their height and body shape, it was just enough to make them faint? It must be possible, right? This is what I used
With all my efforts, as soon as they take the first bite, I guarantee they won’t be able to stop, and they will just faint by the time they finish eating!”
"Okay, okay... I'll send it over right away!" The waiter took the plate and took deep breaths to calm down, trying to become a professional actor.
She held the hot plate tightly and held it as if it were a sacred object in a sacrificial ceremony, fearing that she would drop it and knock it over, so she took every step steadily and naturally.
When returning to the dining table——
——She put the dishes on the table.
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The little waiter waved with a smile: "Please use it slowly!"
Xueming said sincerely: "Thank you."
Brother Qi remained calm and stuffed the ticket into the girl's skirt pocket.
Immediately afterwards, the girl remained motionless, as if she was waiting for something - as if she was expecting that the two of them could put the sweet and sour pork ribs into their mouths.
That feeling is amazing.
Jiang Xueming could see the warm emotions in his expectant and hopeful eyes.
He had also seen it in the Death Partner Agency. After the chefs prepared the dishes, they were eager for the guests to clear their plates.
But... Jiang Xueming pointed to the soup base that was boiling with oil on the plate.
"It's too hot...I'm sorry. You don't have to stand here. You can urge the chef to cook more dishes, okay? Or go and take a rest. There are not many customers now."
The waiter quietly took a few steps away and nodded stiffly. He still couldn't help but look at this side of his neck: "Well..."
Xiao Qi is preparing to use Kuai Zi.
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Just at this time--
——A Xing sprinted 100 meters to the dining table without even saying hello.
Like a ruthless killer, he swept away the cold pudding and hot pork ribs on the table and killed them all.
"Hoo ho ho! Ho ho ho ho..." Ah Xing's mouth was filled with steam. He took a bite of the ribs and received a spoonful of pudding. His dexterous tongue could neutralize the heat and coldness of both.
"Oh -" the little waiter gasped, watching helplessly as pieces of crispy meat poured into the tall man's mouth: "No, no, no! No! No!"
Jiang Xueming raised his hand to stop: "It doesn't matter...this is our friend, he may be hungry."
"It's not...I..." The waiter wanted to explain, but it was meaningless.
Bu Liuxing first licked the plastic pudding box clean, and then the dinner plate. There was nothing left, so he calmly found a stool and sat down, "Brother Ming, I'm sorry! I'm so hungry, you know, and at the same time,
It's really tiring for a pair of sisters to fall in love, and they have to fight the landlord, so I'm worried to death, and I have to think about how to make them have fun without favoring one of them. I feel that the power consumption of my brain suddenly becomes...
So high, so high, I really want to eat sweets... You also said that high-quality glucose is the best nutrient for the brain, right?"
Jiang Xueming glanced at Xiao Qi.
Xiaoqi didn't mean to be angry, she just found it interesting, but she liked to hear gossip.
Finally, Xueming said: "Yes, if you like this dish, why don't you give it a good review? But don't eat it like this in the future. It's very easy to become allergic to wheals and cause red sores on your body if it's hot and cold all at once.
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The words have not yet fallen.
Bu Liuxing fell down and fell unconscious on the ground, foaming at the mouth and eyes rolled up.
Xiao Qi became nervous: "What's going on?!"
Jiang Xueming kept slapping Ah Xing's face. Seeing the scars creeping up Ah Xing's neck, he violently pulled open the pink shirt. Many bright red spots and traces of ulcers had appeared on Meteor's chest!
Xiaoqi: "Is this an allergy?"
Jiang Xueming: "I don't know...could it be the Vita brand?"
Xiaoqi: "It's not so severe, right? It's a chronic disease..."
Jiang Xueming: "Axing's madness index is already very high...the onset of the disease will be very fast and violent, right?"
Xiao Qi: “Have you never heard of such a case?”
Jiang Xueming: "I saw Mad Butterfly when I was doing VIP review before. Could it be that I infected Ah Xing?"
Xiaoqi: "I don't know, it's possible!"
Jiang Xueming pressed Ah Xing's chest with one hand and felt his heart beating very fast. He went to clear the foam from his mouth and nose. He was sure that he couldn't breathe and was about to suffocate and shock. If he didn't deal with it, his life would be in danger.
The little waiter saw clearly and thought clearly - it was not the red spots branded by Vita, but the skin irritation after cyanide poisoning.
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Xueming covered Ah Xing's neck with one hand and suddenly inserted a panacea injection into it.
Seeing that Ah Xing's eyes slowly gained energy and became vivid again.
"Wow! -" Meteor jumped up, "It's so delicious that I'll pass out!"
The whole table of dishes was served. Xiao Qi used his pair of sticks to test the poison one by one, but nothing was wrong. The plate of sweet and sour pork ribs was licked clean by the meteor.
Xueming thought carefully, the spices in the appetizers were indeed too overbearing. Maybe Ah Xing couldn't eat this kind of Thai food, and it was only under the stimulation of cold and heat that he would have such a strong allergic reaction.
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Until the three of them left and went to Yanjiang Road to pick up the car.
The little waiter returned to Jason aggrievedly.
"Employer... we seem to have failed again..."
Jason Megan did not sigh in despair, he was still full of patience and never stopped calculating. He took the ticket from the little waiter's skirt and read out the next location.
"It's a station near Reykjavik Mountain Station in Iceland. Let's go there and wait for them!"
The little waiter cheered up: "Okay!"
The two closed the stall and chatted wordlessly.
"Mr. Jason, fortunately, you are smart and know how to tolerate it, so you didn't poison the next few dishes. It would be terrible if the scary waiter sister tried it with a stick!"
"It's not that I'm smart."
"Ah? Why is that?"
"I saw that young man eating what I cooked, so happy. I just continued cooking and forgot to poison him."
"Employer...are you serious?"
"I'm serious. I can't refuse this feeling... They wrote 6,800 words of praise while eating."
"Really? I want to see it too! Other customers are ruthless review machines. If there are such attentive diners, three of them will come at once! I can't refuse!"