When Aunt Li heard what Xiao Yu said, she couldn't help but smile bitterly and said, "I'm overthinking it. Okay, you go home quickly. It's enough to have this heart."
Xiao Yu responded and turned around to go home. But when he was at the door, he tiptoed outside and looked outside. After seeing that Xiao Xue was gone, he walked out boldly, muttering, "This dominatrix."
, I can just use some tricks, but I still get played around with you, huh, I just saw your white ass, it’s not like I don’t have anything to make a fuss about.”
What Xiao Yu didn't see was that behind him, Xiao Xue was already livid with anger. His hands first turned into claws, and finally turned into fists, but then slowly released them.
"Xiao Yu, you can't tell. I haven't seen you for half a year and you've already become a master. Do you want me to teach you what it means to be a master or a father?"
"No, no need..." Xiao Yu waved his hand, but then he was startled, then he kicked off and rushed forward without looking back.
Xiao Yu was very familiar with that voice. Who else could it be if it wasn't Xiao Xue? Xiao Yu didn't expect that this guy didn't leave and was still following him.
"Xiao Yu, stop here, I'm going to tear your mouth apart," Xiao Xue roared furiously from behind.
Xiao Xue's voice was very loud. Fortunately, it was just dawn and most people in the village hadn't gotten up yet. Otherwise, I'm afraid it would have attracted a lot of looks.
The louder the other party shouted, the faster Xiao Yu ran. Fortunately, Xiao Yu's house was not far from Grandma Wang's house, so after Xiao Yu returned home quickly, Xiao Xue could only stamp her feet, then turn around and leave.
"Oh my god, is this still a woman? I'm afraid I won't be able to get married in the future." Xiao Yu muttered to himself as he leaned against the door.
After returning home, Xiao Yu was no longer sleepy, so he sat on the bed and began to meditate. After several days of meditation, the spiritual energy in his meridians became thicker and thicker, and the staying time became longer and longer. However, Xiao Yu felt that the spiritual energy in the village was
It seems a little too little.
"Reiki is hidden in mountains and water. It seems that there will be enough spiritual energy in the mountains, but I don't know if there is such a place in the mountains! By the way, the spirits who practice in the mountains should also rely on spiritual energy to practice. Why not ask them?"
.
"That's it, I'll go ask the mouse another day," Xiao Yu said to himself.
In the afternoon, Xiao Qiang came back from town smoothly and brought incense and candles. Most people in the village had already arrived at Grandma Wang's house. Because the Chinese New Year was coming soon, many young people rushed back, so it seemed to be very lively.
Xiao Ping's father was also helping out at Grandma Wang's house, so Xiao Ping also followed. Of course, he found Xiao Xue as soon as he went to Grandma Wang's house. Although he was also very afraid of Xiao Xue, Xiao Xue was not very fond of Xiao Ping.
fierce.
Xiao Yu was warming himself by the fire at home and reading a book, but Xiao Ping suddenly ran in, pulled Xiao Yu and said, "Xiao Xue is back, you are done, she will definitely say that you looked at her butt."
"You haven't seen it yet. I'm not the only one who saw it. If she wants to look for it, she will look for you."
"I saw it from the side, and you saw it from the front. We see it differently. Otherwise, why would she keep holding on to you?"
Hearing what Xiao Ping said, Xiao Yu immediately understood. No wonder the other party was chasing him. It turned out to be because of this. Although he did pass from the front, he was so nervous at the time. He only saw white snow.
Actually I didn't see anything.
"Just look at it, I'm afraid if he can eat me up," Xiao Yu said, patting his chest.
“嘿嘿,会不会看了她就要娶她,那你以后麻烦了,保证天天被揍”.
"That hag, whoever dares to marry her, I don't want her even if I don't have a wife." Xiao Yu made a vomiting expression and said righteously.
When Xiao Ping saw this, he couldn't help laughing. Then the two of them burned two potatoes in the brazier. When the potatoes were ripe, each of them took one and walked to Grandma Wang's house.
Grandma Wang's house is now bustling with people, with many young people gathering to play cards, middle-aged women helping in the kitchen, and children picking up unexploded cannons on the roadside.
Xiao Long's father also came and said that Xiao Long had woken up but was still weak, so he didn't bring him with him. He also praised Xiao Yu for his ability! He said that he would be very successful in the future.
"Xiao Yu, look at what you need, so we can prepare it early," Grandma Wang's son said.
Although it seems a bit weird to ask a child to do something, there are not many people in the village who know how to do it. If they hire someone from outside, they might not be as good as Xiao Yu. So after much deliberation, Grandma Wang and her son decided to let Xiao Yu do it.
After all, even if you charge money to do things for your own people, it will still be cheaper than those outside.
Xiao Yu briefly explained what he wanted, and then went home to change into a Taoist robe. However, what made Xiao Yu happy was that Xiao Xue disappeared. She must have gone home to sleep, which also made him worried.
My heart was also relieved.
But when Xiao Yu returned to Grandma Wang's house wearing a Taoist robe, there was a lot of discussion. It was the first time for many people to see Xiao Yu dressed like this, so they were naturally surprised. A group of children surrounded Xiao Yu, chirping.
Non-stop.
"Good guy, you look handsome in this outfit," a young man said with a thumbs up.
"Wow, Master Ghost Hunter".
Xiao Yu ignored everyone and came to the coffin. Then he asked someone to bring a square table and put the talismans and cinnabar he brought on the table. However, there was one more thing, which was a handful of willow trees.
branches.
This willow branch was broken off by Xiao Yu from a willow tree by the river in the summer. After all, willow branches also have the effect of exorcising evil spirits, so he put the willow branches at home. However, now the leaves on the willow branches have already fallen off, and only
Bare branches.
After putting everything on the table, Xiao Yu picked up the talisman pen, drew two talismans, and pasted them on the coffin. Then he lit an oil lamp and placed it under the coffin. Then he sat on the edge of the table and began to recite scriptures.
It looks quite presentable.
A group of children gathered around Xiao Yu, watching with curiosity and whispering from time to time! The adults stood far away, watching for a while and then went about their own business.
After half an hour, mourners arrived. They carried gongs, drums, speakers and other equipment and placed them on the side of the coffin. Then Grandma Wang’s children began to come to the coffin and began to cry. This was also a sacrifice for the spirit.
An important step in the process of mourning is the first night, the second night, and the day when the spirit comes out. Relatives can cry in the middle. Of course, rich people can invite filial sons.
Filial sons can also be regarded as an industry. They are all men and women, wearing snow-white mourning clothes, touching some red paint in the corners of their eyes. When they cry, it looks like two lines of blood and tears. It looks very spectacular! But although filial sons are good, they are very contagious.
, but it is not welcomed in rural areas, because inviting a filial son means that the family has no children, which sounds unlucky. Of course, this is also a disguised statement.
