Master Yehe shook his wide sleeves in return, took a bite of the greasy beef shank, and asked vaguely to the whip-wielding man: "Can this horse meat be sold?"
"Ah?" The man was stunned, and nodded repeatedly: "Sell! Sell!"
"That's good!" Master Yehe said, holding the cow's leg under his arm with his backhand, and jumped off the crane's back with great difficulty, holding his big belly.
He casually pulled out a crane feather and handed it to the man and said, "I want both the hairtail fish and this car."
The man's eyes were filled with joy and he hurriedly threw the riding whip, rubbed his hands on his body a few times, and then took it with both hands respectfully. He was so happy that he couldn't even close his mouth, and stammered thanks: "Many, thank you very much."
Grandmaster!"
Everyone else was filled with envy, wishing that he was the unlucky guy who just died and his car overturned.
Lin Ji's first subconscious reaction was to glance at the fat crane.
It has a lot of feathers on its body, so this big fat bird is quite valuable!
The fat bird seemed to have noticed something. He turned his head and glanced at Lin Ji, with half a ray of light scattered in his laziness.
It turned out to be... the Demon King Realm?
At the same moment, Lin Ji also saw the inside story of the fat bird.
It turned out to be a great demon king who was not inferior to Ziyun Qingniu.
Anywhere in the world of Kyushu, he would be an overlord-like existence, but at this moment, he would rather accept the humiliation of his subordinates and become a human mount?
Taoist priest Yehe walked up to the dead horse with his big belly swinging, stretched out his legs and kicked it.
The horse soared into the air like a ball and landed firmly on the crane's back.
Without his instructions, the fat crane turned around, grabbed the shaft of the carriage in his mouth, and helped up the carriage.
The whip-wielding man seemed to be afraid that Master Yehe would regret it again, so he turned around and disappeared. Seeing that there was no more fun to watch, the crowd of idlers dispersed one after another, and continued to go west and east.
If there weren't still blood stains and fish scales on the ground, no one would know what just happened.
Master Yehe took out the leg of beef and took another hard bite. He lowered his head and deliberately said to the little girl, "Follow me and eat meat."
The little girl was so greedy that she swallowed hard and turned to look at the old woman beside her.
The old woman seemed extremely frightened, so she turned around and left with the little girl.
There was no movement, Master Yehe's body flashed, blocking the way like a door.
The old woman pulled the little girl and tried to dodge several times, but she still couldn't break free.
At this time, Lin Ji also saw that something was wrong with the deaf-mute old woman. Although she still showed no signs of cultivation, her footwork was extremely particular. She seemed to be evading in a hurry, but she was advancing and retreating well.
Degree, hidden machine left and right.
In an instant, the old woman and Master Yehe changed places and escaped for more than ten rounds.
But Master Yehe still took a sip of wine and a sip of meat with no intention of taking action.
It just blocked her way.
Seeing that there was no way to escape, the old woman suddenly stopped, clasped her palms together and chanted loudly: "Amitabha! Do you from Jinding Mountain really want to go against my Buddhist sect?"
The voice didn't sound like a dying old woman at all, but a high-pitched and resonant male voice.
The old woman who had just begged for mercy and kowtowed to the groom seemed to have changed into a different person at this moment, with a calm and dignified demeanor.
If you don't use your spiritual consciousness to look inside, anyone who looks at you will see that he is a very powerful and accomplished practitioner.
"What the hell are you doing to me?" Master Yehe continued to eat the meat in big mouthfuls, and said nonchalantly: "Put this child down, I will leave you with my condolences."
"Don't push people too hard!" the old woman shouted angrily.
"Does a bald donkey count as a human being?" Master Yehe glared at her and said, "I'll count to three, if you don't let me go, I won't be polite?!"
"Don't think that there are three Taoists in your Jinding Mountain..."
"three!"
Before she could finish speaking, Master Yehe suddenly screamed and spat out a mouthful of saliva.
With a soft pop, the old woman disappeared out of thin air like a bubble popped by someone.
The little girl also fainted at the same time, but the next moment, she was rolled up by the crane's wings and gently put back in the car.
It was only then that Master Yehe turned to look at Lin Ji, held up the ox leg with only the big bone left in his hand and said, "Fellow Taoist, can you eat it?"
Lin Ji shook his head and smiled, stepped forward and saluted: "I have an appointment with your sect, Taoist Master Xianyun, and I came here to visit you. I dare to ask the master..."
"Oh, that's my senior brother!" Master Yehe walked towards the carriage and said, "Since we're on our way, why not go with us?"
"That's fine." Lin Ji was not polite, and stood on the horse's corpse on the roof of the car.
Master Yehe also flew up and sat down with a plop.
With a clicking sound, the car suddenly sank.
But the four wheels were forced into the ground more than a foot deep.
puff!
Woo...
At exactly the same time, Master Yehe, who overturned the tent roof and fell into a pile of fish, let out another loud fart with a long and loud sound.
The rising yellow smoke blended with the fishy smell that filled the car, not to mention the unpleasant smell.
Lin Ji quickly blocked his sense of smell and breath.
He couldn't help but secretly wonder, what kind of place is this Jinding Mountain, and why are all the disciples there behaving like this...
The Taoist Master Xianyun I met the day before yesterday was unreliable enough, but compared with this Yehe, he was a serious Xianyi!
"Ah, sorry, sorry." Master Yehe did not move at all, fanning the yellow smoke continuously, "Don't be surprised, fellow Taoist, I was a bit greedy yesterday."
Then he raised his hand, threw the cow bones and said, "I'm going back."
The fat crane opened its mouth, took the cow bone, swallowed it whole, and then flapped its wings.
The four wooden wheels suddenly rose out of the ground, slightly half a foot above the ground, and swayed straight forward just as they came.
Lin Ji glanced at the little girl sleeping in front of the car and asked suspiciously: "Brother Yehe, what is going on?"
"Isn't it the fault of those bald donkeys?!" Master Yehe took a sip of wine, pointed at the little girl and said, "Do you think he is just a child? In fact, this is a Buddha."
"Buddha?" Lin Ji looked at the little girl again and said a little strangely.
"Yes! The red-faced and white-bone Buddha." Master Yehe nodded and added, "Tantric methods."
Lin Ji couldn't help but frown at the mention of Tantric methods, and immediately remembered the inhumane method Wu Nan had told him about dissecting a baby and reincarnating it alive.
"This beautiful and white-bone Buddha has been reincarnated nine times, and this is the tenth time." Master Yehe explained: "But something went wrong in this life. She forgot her memory and lost her mind. My senior brother ordered me to take her back.
Come to Jinding Mountain."
Maybe he remembered that Lin Ji came to see Xianyun, and was afraid that he had wrong intentions. Master Yehe added another sentence: "I'm talking about my senior brother, who peed his pants!"
It's okay not to listen. When Lin Ji heard this name, he almost couldn't help but laugh out loud.
The dignified senior brother of Jindingshan is actually called "peeing his pants"?