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Chapter 838 Big Brother Peeing His Pants (Month)

Chapter 838: Senior Brother Wets His Pants (Updates added with monthly ticket)

Author: Lonely I walk alone

Chapter 838: Senior Brother Wets His Pants (Updates added with monthly ticket)

"Lin Tianguan doesn't know something." Taoist Master Xianyun burped and said, "My Jinding practice is different from that of other sects in Kyushu."

"As for other sects, whether it is swords or talismans, they may borrow the power of the stars from heaven and earth, or derive from the power of the sea and rivers. But our sect follows the way of heaven."

"Follow the way of heaven?" Lin Ji asked, "What's the explanation for this?"

Taoist priest Xianyun waved his hand and motioned for Lin Ji to sit down.

The two of them each leaned against a big tree, and Taoist Master Xianyun said slowly: "You should have seen along the way that my disciples' cultivation is far more difficult than that of his sect."

"Disciples from other sects are all carefully selected and have been tested for hundreds of years. However, the gate of my Golden Summit is wide open, and anyone can come. As long as you can endure loneliness and hardship, you will reach the first level.

No one teaches or teaches you a level. It all depends on self-realization. Whichever level you can reach is that level."

"There are tens of thousands of young men who come to the trial every year, but there are also tens of thousands who leave sadly due to various trivial matters. Take the simplest first level of cutting down a tree as an example. If you don't have a good understanding,

If you are not dedicated and determined, you will probably be unable to cut off your skills for the rest of your life. And each level is a test of your mental strength, and the higher you go, the harder it becomes."

"Furthermore, no one teaches or teaches any skills before entering the Seventh Realm. The disciples of other sects will have some strength as soon as they arrive at the Third Realm and go out to practice. But I am afraid that the Third Realm of Jinding is even the second-best of other sects.

If you can't beat the Taoist realm, then what kind of training can you go through? That's why I, Jinding, have always said that you can't go out until you enter the Taoist realm."

Lin Ji was stunned: "You can't go out unless you enter the Taoist realm?"

No wonder Jindingshan is a famous and famous sect, but there are few rumors in the world of Kyushu.

Currently, there are only two of them who have entered the Taoist realm, and they are all so lazy. Not to mention their reputation, you may have been practicing all your life without even meeting a disciple from Jinding Mountain!

Taoist Master Xianyun stretched his legs, twisted his waist, found a more comfortable position and lay down half-ly, and continued: "Although it is difficult for my disciples to enter the Tao realm when their cultivation is not good enough, once they enter the Tao realm,

But it is far beyond the same situation. For example, that day, I faced the old thief from Li Nan."

"Although I was a little embarrassed, he couldn't help me for a while, and he was an evil cultivator in the late stage of Taoism, and he entered Taoism with an evil spirit, which is inherently vicious. If he had been in the middle of Taoism from other sects, he would probably have died early.

Come back! Even if he uses his trump card, I can still escape."

"Don't say it's him, no matter who it is from Daocheng or below, if I can't beat him or run away, there will be no problem!"

When Lin Ji heard this, he couldn't help but nodded secretly.

That old thief from Li Nan was vicious, cunning, and full of tricks. If it hadn't been for Taoist Master Xianyun who was pestering him in the first place, he would have been killed on the spot.

Then I will have a combined attack with Shui Mandrill and Yang Sui, the two demon kings, and it will definitely be difficult for me to deal with them.

"And this is not the most important thing about my Golden Summit."

Taoist Master Xianyun continued with a face full of arrogance: "Don't send other sects. Regardless of the techniques or Tao diagrams, the most they can do is help them enter the Tao, and their future achievements will be limited. But my Jinding sect, however,

It’s directly connected to the way of heaven!”

"If you continue practicing this way, it is very possible to break through the Tao, become a heavenly being, or even go through five declines and ten calamities, and transform into an immortal and ascend to heaven in one step! However, which level of enlightenment you can reach depends entirely on your own abilities."

"Of course, in addition to my Golden Summit, some cultivators with higher understanding can also realize the secrets of heaven and find a way to heaven on their own. For example, the Heavenly Sage of Sanshengdong uses luck as the way, and Si Wu of Changsheng Palace

Fate is based on time. This is a kind of heavenly way."

"What about Lin?"

Lin Ji asked: "Is cause and effect the way of heaven?"

"Of course." Xianyun nodded and said, "The order of cause and effect, good and evil, is the way of heaven. Lin Tianguan, you have already entered the Tao without being established enough, and you will definitely have a bright future and achieve extraordinary things in the future!"

Lin Ji was about to say a few words of humility when he heard Taoist Master Xianyun say immediately: "Although this poor Taoist rarely comes out of the mountains, he has met countless people! You are the second most amazing person among the people I know."

"Oh? What's the first one?" Lin Ji was a little surprised. He had never heard of such a genius in so many years.

"My senior brother peed his pants."

Hearing this name again, and in front of the relatively familiar Taoist Master Xianyun, Lin Ji couldn't bear it any longer, and laughed and said, "Why did the noble Jinding Senior Brother have such a name?"

Taoist Master Xianyun said with a serious look on his face: "Brother Pee-Pants is amazingly talented and extremely talented. It is absolutely unparalleled. Since he calls himself this, he must have a reason!"

"Actually, senior brother was born more than two hundred years later than Pindao, and he is still only eight years old."

"Eight years old?!" Lin Ji suddenly sat up straight and asked in disbelief, "Eight years old to enter the Taoist realm?"

"No, senior brother has already achieved enlightenment."

Xianyun explained: "In my Jinding sect, regardless of age, regardless of the order, except for the two ancestors, we are all brothers. Yehe and Pindao started at the same time, and they are elder brothers for the time being. When he becomes a Taoist, he will naturally become a younger brother.

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"Brother Pee-Pants, he only took three sticks of incense to get started at the age of six." Taoist Master Xianyun said, holding up three fingers, he sat up straighter with a serious face and said, "It only took three sticks of incense to get started."

Just walked to this peach blossom forest!"

Lin Ji had already seen it when he came here. The first level of Jinding Mountain is a level of realm.

If you don't reach the realm, you can't move on.

And this Peach Blossom Forest is the seventh realm of Taoism.

In other words, there was once a six-year-old child who walked from the foot of the mountain to the Taoist realm in just three sticks of incense!

"This... are you sure your senior brother is really only eight years old?"

Lin Ji was shocked and speechless for a moment. He looked at Taoist Master Xianyun again.

Isn't this guy fighting with monkeys and talking nonsense after drinking too much?

"This is all due to the will of heaven!"

Taoist priest Xianyun did not explain, and continued: "Senior brother came here with his parents to deliver fish. He fell asleep during the bumpy journey, and then he felt like peeing in a daze, so he walked up with his eyes closed until he reached Peach Blossom.

Lin peed his pants and woke up with a start. He broke into a dream and wet his pants and entered the Tao, hence his name."

"He sat here for another year, and then went up to that floor again." Taoist priest Xianyun pointed upward from a distance.

Lin Ji looked up through the branches, leaves and clouds, and saw the golden light shining brightly, faintly revealing the sharp corners of several floors of towers.

And the shape of the corner of the building...

It is exactly the same as the nine-story pagoda that fell into my mind!

Wow!

Just when Lin Ji was looking up, the golden light from upstairs suddenly lit up, and then a ray of light fell through the leaves, standing on the ground and transformed into an eight or nine-year-old child.

His lips are red, his teeth are white, and his eyes are like stars.

Taoist Master Xianyun hurriedly stood up, patted the dust around him, came forward and saluted, "I've seen you, senior brother."

Is this the elder brother of Jinding Mountain who peed his pants?

Lin Ji did not dare to neglect and quickly stood up to salute.

"Are you Lin Ji?" The little boy glanced at Lin Ji and asked angrily.

"Yes." Lin Ji replied respectfully.

Although they were all enlightened, unlike Madam Zhong, Bai Xiao and others, Lin Ji did not detect any fluctuations in spiritual power from him, just like ordinary children.

It's just that he looks more handsome.

Who would have thought that such a young boy could be a dignified Daocheng Realm senior brother from Jinding Mountain?

"I've seen you," Pee Pee said softly, "in my dream."

Have you ever been shocked by peeing your pants?

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