Chapter 850: Sing it (please subscribe for a monthly ticket)
Author: Lonely I walk alone
Chapter 850: Sing it (please subscribe for a monthly ticket)
The red gauze curtain was half lifted, and the dragon and phoenix candles jumped for joy and flickered out.
Lu Zhaoer and Zhong Xiaoyan were wearing wedding clothes and sitting on the left and right respectively.
Lin Ji closed the door with his backhand, lifted the scale beam from the table and made a stroke in the air.
The two people's red gauze hoods immediately slipped down.
"Why did you..." Zhong Xiaoyan said angrily, halfway through her words, she glanced at Lu Zhaoer and blushed with embarrassment.
Lu Zhaoer still pretended to be cold, but the corners of his eyes looking at Zhong Xiaoyaner were a bit unnatural.
Although the two women secretly agreed to marry together, it was indeed awkward to share the same bed on their first night of marriage.
Lin Ji looked at Lu Zhaoer with a smile, and then at Zhong Xiaoyan.
One is cool and tall, the other is hot and plump.
Especially after wearing this wedding dress, it is very different from the past.
It has a different charm.
"Um...I'll close the curtains first!" Lin Ji said with a smile, and broke the window hook with a backhand finger.
There was a crash, the curtain fell, and the room suddenly became dark.
Under the illumination of those two flickering candlelights, the atmosphere of ambiguity became even stronger.
A blush appeared on the faces of the two women.
Zhong Xiaoyan clenched the corner of the quilt with one hand, and Lu Zhaoer crossed her legs.
"Aren't you all a little nervous..." Lin Ji smiled, "This is my first time too. How about we play a game and guess a riddle first?"
"What mystery?" Lu Zhaoer asked curiously.
"Listen, you two." Lin Ji asked seriously, "The radishes in the field are rotten, the teeth are rotten and have moths in them, and you are both pregnant. Do these three things have anything in common?
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"I know you don't have any good mysteries!" When Zhong Xiaoyan heard "she's pregnant," her face turned even redder in embarrassment.
Lu Zhaoer didn't want to lose, especially when it came to using his brain. He tilted his neck slightly, thought hard for a while and said, "Could it be Winter?"
"Winter?" Lin Jidao: "How to say?"
Lu Zhaoer replied: "The radishes will naturally rot in winter, and if you are too lazy to brush your teeth in winter, you will get worms. And we..."
As she said this, she glanced at Zhong Xiaoyan and said, "Are you pregnant in ten months?"
Lin Ji smiled and said: "It's interesting, but it's a pity that it's wrong."
Zhong Xiaoyan curled her lips and said, "Then you should tell me!"
Lin Ji cleared his throat and said, "Actually, the answer is very simple, just three words. It's too late."
"Pull it out too late?" Zhong Xiaoyan was stunned for a moment and asked curiously, "If you pull out the radish too late, it will rot in the ground. Even if your tooth has rotten roots, there will be moths if you pull it out too late.
It makes sense, but whether you are pregnant or not has nothing to do with whether it is too late or not?"
Lin Ji reminded with a smirk on his face: "If you want to pull it out, you have to insert it first."
"Insert? Insert what?" Zhong Xiaoyan still looked confused.
"Xiaoyan..." Although Lu Zhaoer has never had a relationship with a man or a woman, he has traveled the world as a Youxing official, so he must know more than Zhong Xiaoyan. He blushed and whispered something into Zhong Xiaoyan's ear.
When Zhong Xiaoyan heard this, her face turned completely red, and her chest, which was two sizes larger than the others, rose and fell slightly, but she couldn't help but secretly glance at Lin Ji, especially her lower body.
Lin Ji put out a candle with his backhand, and the light in the room became a little darker.
In a flash, he sat between the two of them, with one hand holding the thin waists of the two who were trying to hide and welcome each other, and said with a mischievous smile: "It's getting late, ladies, we should start practicing."
As soon as he finished speaking, a spiritual energy dispersed slightly.
With two hisses, the outer linings of Lu Zhaoer and Zhong Xiaoyan's wedding clothes were completely torn, and their exquisite curves suddenly appeared.
"Ah!" Zhong Xiaoyan screamed and quickly covered her chest, but Lin Ji beat her to it.
Lu Zhaoer turned around and twisted, but was also pulled into his arms by Lin Ji.
puff!
Lin Ji blew a breath from afar, and the last candlelight was extinguished.
The gauze curtain fell and shook.
Immediately afterwards, lingerie linings flew out one after another.
"Let's see who of you two can hold on longer! I'll do it?"
"ah!"
"uh-huh……"
This is so mysterious that I can sing about it:
The water is still sluggish, but the mountains and islands are standing tall.
There are many trees and lush grass.
The autumn wind is bleak and the waves are rising.
If the journey of the sun and the moon comes out of it;
The stars are as brilliant as if they came from within.
…
The maid Xiaolan who was guarding the outside of the courtyard was very strange. Ever since my uncle went in and extinguished the two candles, there had been thunder and thunder in the sky that day. Even the ground was shaking, causing rats all over the courtyard to run away.
, but there was no sound at all.
It was not until noon the next day that my uncle walked out on his own, ordered food for a dozen people and sent it back, and then went to the door to carry a bed.
It was still the same on the third day, with food and bed carried.
But this time it was an iron bed.
"That's right. It's better for my uncle and the two young ladies to have one bed each."
"Well, this young man is really nice. He seems to know how to care for his mother-in-law."
For seven days in a row, the two ladies were not seen leaving the house.
I saw my uncle coming and going alone.
The master has sent people to ask twice, and Sister Ling'er and the palm print envoy named Lu have also come several times.
But no one said anything directly to my uncle.
"Both ladies are sick? Can't they both go out?"
"But why is Chishi getting stronger and stronger?"
On the eighth day, my uncle asked me to buy some clothes according to the sizes of the two ladies.
On the ninth day, thank God, the two ladies finally recovered from their illness.
Not only are they healed, but their faces are all red and their eyes are smiling.
Well, eating well is quite different!
…
In the backyard of Lu Mansion, in a spacious guest room.
Zhong Qilun moved the abacus repeatedly, and from time to time he picked up a pen to write down something.
Mrs. Zhong, who was sitting beside her, opened her eyes slightly and said, "Who do you think you are?"
Zhong Qilun put down his pen and said, as if to himself or in an echo: "A thunderbolt comes in and out, a rainbow hangs and wins and loses. Well, I am calculating the chances that Yan'er will be able to conceive a child."
As he spoke, he rubbed his hands happily and said, "From what I can see, it's stable! I just can't figure out whether it's a boy or a girl."
"It's not in shape!" Mrs. Zhong glared at him and said, "The Yang Fire Demonic Pill is new and not old yet. After being smelted, it can make Yan'er return to the fire. But we can't delay too long. We have to take her as soon as possible.
go back."
Zhong Qilun said anxiously: "How can that be done? If Yan'er is taken away, won't Lu Yatou be favored by Du? If it doesn't work, we can just move the Lihuo Furnace from Xiangzhou!"
"Short-sighted!" Mrs. Zhong said, "Do you think that Ji'er is a person who is greedy for the pleasure of men and women?"
"Yes!" Zhong Qilun nodded without hesitation, "Eight days in a row!"
Mrs. Zhong glared at him again: "The Lu family has no heirs, and the Zhong family has only Xiaoyan to inherit the Lihuo way. He will go to the Buddhist country sooner or later, for fear that he will not have a chance in the future. Ji'er is already in his thirties.
In the later stages of entering the Tao, the day when Tao will be achieved is not far away. Even if Lu Yatou is always with Ji'er, what will happen? If the cultivation is not successful, we can't stay together forever. Yan'er is already less talented and has fallen into the devil again.
If we don't make a remedy in time and seize the opportunity to break through the realm and enter the Tao, one day we will be gone before you and me, let alone how far we can go with Ji'er. And what will happen to you then?"
Zhong Qilun thought for a moment and nodded: "What Madam said is, wait for that boy..."
"Master Zhong, Mrs. Zhong." A maid outside the door saluted and said, "Master Lu invited me, and said that my uncle and the two ladies are here."