Chapter 882 Big (please ask for a guaranteed monthly ticket)
Author: Lonely I walk alone
"It seems that we can only ask Tiansheng face to face before asking." Lin Ji shook his head helplessly, put away his knuckles, and turned over the two roast rabbits in front of him.
The rabbit meat is plump, sizzling and oily when roasted, and sprinkled with some unique spices, it’s even more delicious!
What if I order another small pancake and open a bottle of iced Qingdao...
At this time in the past, I can't help but think of the days when I was on a business trip in ZB.
But now it is just a faint memory.
Lu Zhaoer was sleeping soundly with her pillow on his lap, her hands gently protecting her belly. She didn't know what she was dreaming about, but she had a sweet and happy smile on her face.
His wife and children are on the hot bed, this is the simplest and most persistent idea that Lin Jichu has had since he came to this world.
Now, the original wish has been realized.
But Lin Ji suddenly felt that something was missing.
Perhaps from the beginning, his wish was far from this.
Otherwise, why bother to embark on the path of cultivation and work hard to survive in Jiantiansi?
Maybe……
When people live, they must have some dreams.
Otherwise, what's the difference between it and this roast rabbit?
Lin Ji raised the wine bag and took a deep sip. It was a complete break with the past life, and he turned over the rabbit again.
The aroma of roasted rabbit spreads everywhere, it's done.
In his sleep, Lu Zhaoer wrinkled his little nose and twitched it twice, then rubbed his eyes and got up.
"Is it roasted?" Lu Zhaoer looked at the rabbit meat and salivated.
"Little greedy cat, you woke up at the right time." Lin Ji gently pinched Lu Zhaoer's nose and handed over a fat one, "You have two mouths now, eat more for my son!"
With that said, Lin Ji reached out and picked up another one.
Whoosh!
At this moment, a stream of light suddenly burst out from the woods beside him and rushed straight towards the roasted rabbit.
Lin Ji hurriedly grabbed the rabbit with one hand and waved it angrily with the other hand.
boom!
The stream of light suddenly shattered, and a figure appeared.
She has a round head and a big face, is tall and fat, and especially her pair of extraordinarily large chest muscles are very eye-catching.
It's Master Yehe's mount, that fat, lazy crane.
"Stingy!" Dahe, who had transformed into a fat girl, said angrily with his eyes wide open.
"This is mine! If you want to eat it, you can catch it yourself!" Lin Ji glared back unceremoniously and took a vicious bite as if he was deliberately trying to annoy her.
Fat He swallowed his saliva, leaned next to Lin Ji, and asked in a flattering manner: "Bones?"
"Oh, that's no problem!"
Lin Ji remembered that Master Yehe still gave her the bones after chewing them, so he pulled a bone from the roast rabbit and passed it over.
The fat girl didn't even use her hands, she opened her mouth to catch it and swallowed it without chewing.
Lu Zhaoer glanced at her in surprise, then at Lin Ji, and approached Lin Ji warily: "Husband, who is this?"
Well……
Lin Ji understood her little thoughts at that time.
What's going on?
Is my vision so bad?
Why do you still fall in love with this fat bitch?
However, women’s thoughts are so strange!
Just like...at that time, Zhong Xiaoyan was always on guard against civet cats.
"Zhao'er, this is from Jinding Mountain...er, Senior Sister He."
Lin Ji almost said it was Jindingshan's mount.
"Senior Sister He, this is my wife, Lu Zhaoer."
"Polite!" Fat Crane bowed his hand to Lu Zhaoer, then pointed at the roast rabbit in her hand and said, "Half?"
"You are so beautiful!" Before Lu Zhaoer could say anything, Lin Ji shouted flatly, "It would be nice if I gave you the bones to eat. I want to share half of them!"
Lu Zhaoer was a little embarrassed, so he tore off a fat leg and handed it over.
Fat He was afraid that Lin Ji would stop him again, so he quickly took it, opened his mouth in a terrifying arc, and swallowed it whole.
If Lu Zhaoer were not a monk, but had even been a prisoner, and was used to seeing demon kings, he would have been frightened half to death by Fat Crane's extremely terrifying big mouth.
"A perfect match!" After receiving the benefit, Fat Crane praised him with ulterior motives.
When Lu Zhaoer was happy, he wanted to tear off another rabbit leg.
Lin Ji quickly stopped him, gave Fat He a bone, and asked a little strangely: "Hey? Senior Sister He, didn't you say you were going on a blind date? Is it done?"
When Fat He heard this, he lowered his head in a rare shy manner.
Then, he proudly patted the small bag hanging on his waist and said: "Bride price!"
Lin Ji took a look and saw that it was a small green-brown bag with a unique style and a connecting branch embroidered on the edge.
This is true!
Lin Ji couldn't help but shook his head.
No matter which world, whether human or demon.
Do you like bags as long as they are for women?
When Fat He looked at it, he didn't know whether he misunderstood Lin Ji's shaking of his head or whether he meant to show off.
He reached out and took it out, and a lot of polycrystals came out from the bag!
Suddenly there is a huge pile!
Lin Ji was stunned. This small bag looked disgusting. It was actually the same as the Qiankun in his sleeve. It was still a Qiankun bag!
A rough estimate shows that the large amount of Yuan Jing can amount to almost one million!
Suddenly, Lin Ji thought of a person, or a monster.
Ziyunqingniu!
Last time in the misty forest outside Weicheng, Lao Niu said that he had fallen in love with a girl, and the girl asked him for one million yuan crystals!
this……
Couldn't he be talking about Fat Crane?
Lin Ji glanced at the pile of Yuan Jing, then turned back to look at Fat He: "Senior Sister He, let me tell you, the one you are going to have a blind date with...can't be a cow, right?"
Fat Crane was feeling very proud of himself, and he couldn't help but be stunned when he heard this: "Do you know him?"
"Of course I know him!" Lin Ji turned to Lu Zhaoer and said, "It seems that I guessed it right! It's the Purple Cloud Blue Bull!"
Lu Zhaoer seemed to be choked, and smiled at Fat Crane: "I know that cow too, you two... are a good match!"
Fat Crane nodded, pointed outward, and said with an embarrassed smile: "It's thick."
Lu Zhaoer glanced at Lin Ji, and a blush spread from his face to his neck.
Even Lin Ji felt a little embarrassed, and said in shock: "Are all these demon clans so wild and open-minded? Are you talking about whether they are thick or big in front of outsiders?"
Fat He lowered his head and pointed at himself again and said: "Feathery feet."
The two of them were stunned, and after thinking for a moment, they suddenly realized!
He had just misunderstood what he meant. Fat Crane responded to Lu Zhaoer's praise and humbly said that Lao Niu was careless and was careless...
"Uh! Well...Senior Sister He, please have another piece!" Lu Zhaoer's face turned red with embarrassment, and he threw another rabbit leg.
This time, Lin Ji didn't stop him. He twisted off the rabbit's head and handed it over.
Fat He's hands were busy putting Yuan Jing into the small bag, and he opened his mouth habitually to receive it.
"Little baby, wait a minute! I'm coming..." At this moment, the old cow holding two big wild boars suddenly appeared from the forest.
When he saw Lin Jizheng feeding the fat crane, his face immediately turned green and he shouted angrily: "Lin! What do you want?!"