Jiu Yumian's expression was also one of astonishment.
Then, the sarcastic contempt appeared on his cheek again: "It turns out that I am a fool. No wonder I would say such arrogant words. Comparing with people like you will lower my status out of thin air.
Birds of a feather flock together, and the dignified young master of Taixuan Palace, Lei Xiao, can actually hang out with such a fool. I can only wonder if there is something wrong with Lei Xiao's brain."
Jiu Yumian's expression revealed a playful smile.
It seems to be saying, no wonder, Lei Xiao, you were able to pull out all the feathers of the guardian beast Fire Bird, which almost caused the destruction of Taixuan Palace. It turns out you are a fool.
Lei Xiao is not stupid.
He naturally saw what the other party meant.
Looking at the many uncontrollable smiles around him, his expression became indifferent, and a roiling fire rose in his heart.
"You said that Lei Xiao has mental problems, and you said that I am a fool. In that case, I will tell you a story to see who is the fool!"
Qin Feng had a smile on his face, and he smiled happily.
"What is your identity? You are qualified to talk to me. What a joke."
Jiu Yumian's expression was full of contempt, as if saying anything to Qin Feng would be a shame to him.
"Not qualified? Our Jiu Yumian doesn't really have a brain problem. He is afraid that my little story will detect that there is something really wrong with his brain!"
Qin Feng said with a smile.
For some reason, looking at the smile on Qin Feng's face, Jiu Yumian felt irritated and became furious for no reason.
At the same time, they, warriors of noble birth, had better save face.
Even though he knew that this was Qin Feng's method of provoking generals, he still had to fall for it.
"Telling stories? Testing? I want to see what kind of stories a fool can tell!"
Qin Feng smiled and looked around.
Watching the changes in emotion values on the attribute interface, I smiled even brighter.
"By the way, there is a lunatic asylum, and the managers inside are very busy."
"By the way! Maybe you don't know what a lunatic asylum does? A lunatic asylum is where patients with mental illness and brain problems are kept."
"Back to the topic, since the managers in the lunatic asylum are very busy, they want to make the patients the floor directors."
"Using patients to manage patients can also be regarded as rehabilitation and training."
"Of course, we should choose those who are more sane to be the building captain!"
"The dean came to the first floor, took out a red apple and said, 'Everyone, look at me, see what I'm holding in my hand?'"
"The patients shook their heads and said they had never seen it before!"
"Suddenly someone snatched it away, took a bite and said, 'Oh! This apple tastes good!"
"The dean is very satisfied. You are the captain of the first floor."
"The dean took a peanut and went straight to the second floor, asking: 'How do you eat this?'"
"Another person replied, peel off the shell and eat rice!"
"The dean nodded, you will be the captain of the second floor!"
"Then, I took another musical instrument and walked up to the third floor!"
"Just hang it on your waist, beat it with two wooden sticks. What is that thing called?"
Qin Feng turned his gaze to Jiu Yumian with a provocative expression.
It seems to be saying that you have no idea what this is.
"This question is really simple! Wrap it around your waist and beat it with two wooden sticks. Isn't this a waist drum? At your level, do you want to test whether others are fools? If you ask such a question, you are mentally retarded!"
Jiu Yumian blurted out, the look of disdain on his face and the faint sarcastic words perfectly expressed the disdain in his heart.
Many people looked surprised.
This question is really not challenging!
Any normal person can guess it.
Everyone's eyes were once again cast on Qin Feng.
"Jiu Yumian is really amazing. He guessed it in just a moment. I really admire him!"
Qin Feng said.
I originally thought Qin Fengfeng would say something earth-shattering, but I didn't expect that he would give in.
That’s right!
In front of Jiu Yumian, surrendering and being weak is what should happen.
As for the so-called slap in the face of Jiu Yumian, how could it happen?
Jiu Yumian was also very helpful to Qin Feng's "interests".
"Ant, although you were arrogant before. But you can improve if you admit your mistakes. I allow you to become my dog. After the Taiyuan Tower incident is over, I will take you out of the dirty sealed place and let you witness it.
The style of the Chinese world!”
Jiu Yumian said proudly.
"You idiot! Who do you think you are? If you want me to follow you, don't you look at your virtue!"
"Just now, when I said you guessed it in a split second, was that a compliment to you? Was it because I wanted you to surrender? What kind of brain do you have? A fool is a fool!"
Qin Feng's words were like a thunder on the ground, making everyone's brains weak, as if they had been hit.
Then, under the spotlight of everyone, he once again said earth-shattering words: "If you can quickly guess the waist drum, then you are the director of the third floor of the lunatic asylum. Although the director is also a minor official, I can't get rid of your identity after all.
Mental illness in a madhouse!”
Hearing this, everyone seemed to be under the spell of stillness, with dull and petrified expressions on their faces.
It took a while for everyone to realize that the square in front of the martial arts monument suddenly became noisy, like a vegetable market.
"The longest road I have walked is definitely the routine of the Five Emperors of Qin!"
"It turns out that the Fifth Emperor of Qin is waiting here. After all, this is where the director of the mental hospital is selected. As long as you answer, it means that you are crazy!"
"The proud genius of the Jiuyu family was slapped in the face by Xiu'er, who only knows how to brag. From now on, he will even be called the director of the third floor of the lunatic asylum."
"I laughed so hard! This joke alone will definitely make the unknown Five Emperors of Qin famous far and wide."
…
Needless to say, Lei Xiao on the side smiled the most happily.
Suddenly, a look of disappointment flashed across his face: "I really regret it. I forgot to turn on the illusion crystal just now and record everything."
Lei Xiao couldn't help but beat his chest and stamp his feet.
"You didn't record it. Someone else did. Many warriors just wanted to record the arrogance of the Sea Clan and the Monster Clan. It happened that the area we were in should be among them. It's really difficult to get the Illusion Crystal.
Simple!"
Qin Feng said with a smile.
"You are looking for death!"
Jiu Yumian was furious, and angry flames could even burst out from his eyes.
In other words, you should understand the true meaning of Qin Feng’s words.
When thinking about the various gestures he showed because he thought Qin Feng was weak.
The flame of anger in his heart became more and more intense.
Like a volcanic crater, raging flames may erupt at any time.
However, the Fifth Emperor of Qin and Lei Xiao didn't know how to give up when things were good, and even went the extra mile, trying to record everything with illusion crystals.
Jiu Yumian couldn't bear it anymore.
The violent aura, like a stormy sea, swept towards the surroundings. (To be continued)