Mid-July is when the sun is at its most scorching, and at noon it is even more charring on the outside and tender on the inside. However, Chen Guangda was full of joy and went out under the bright sun, even though he was about to attend a
A funeral, but it is also a happy thing for him, because once someone dies, his business will come, even if...it is his old classmate who dies!
Stepping on his nine-hand Santana 3000, Chen Guangda habitually glanced at the funeral supplies in the back of the car. After making sure that nothing was missing, he drove to the funeral site, and in the slightly noisy speakers, the sound soon sounded.
He heard the voice of his dream lover, Su Tong, and announced the news to everyone in a gentle and sweet voice.
"戈戈! I just took another big order, with a project volume of more than one billion yuan. You should accompany me to celebrate such a happy thing..."
Chen Guangda picked up his mobile phone and sent a voice message to WeChat. He then smashed the broken air conditioner, which was not very powerful. Soon there was a burst of music on the radio, and his Xiaomi mobile phone also started to ding.
Hearing the same sweet voice as on the radio, he laughed and said: "No! Little rascal, I have to help my colleagues with work tonight. Let's meet again another day. I won't say much more while it's live!"
"Oh~ This little voice is so sweet to me..."
Chen Guangda screamed with excitement. Although he had not met Su Tong yet, the photo that Su Tong put on the radio station was so beautiful that he was as beautiful as a fairy. He had fought with his right and left hands many times, and as long as one
Thinking of Su Tong's long black stocking legs, Chen Guangda wanted to die directly on her body.
A burst of solemn and solemn sorrow suddenly came from outside the car, directly interrupting Chen Guangda's lustful thoughts. He hurriedly drove the car to a pile of white wreaths, stretched his head and looked at himself in the mirror, who had begun to gain weight.
, although this is not the figure that a 28-year-old boy should have, but he always feels that being a little fatter will make him look more like a boss!
"Cry hard for me. If you can't cry, I won't give you money..."
As soon as Chen Guangda got out of the car, he yelled at a few old women. A group of old women who were dedicated to mourning immediately started wailing loudly, and the mourning music was twice as loud. Chen Guangda quickly took the opportunity to order two drops of eye drops, "Wow"
With one sound, he rushed into the small courtyard of the house.
A corpse covered with linen was lying upright in the living room, but Chen Guangda was not afraid at all. He threw himself directly on the corpse and cried loudly: "My good brother, why did you do this?
Let’s go, how can we live without old classmates like us!”
"Liuzi! Liuzi! Don't be too excited. People cannot be resurrected after death. Please accept your condolences..."
Several old classmates hurriedly ran up to hold Chen Guangda, and their eyes could not help but moisten. Chen Guangda continued to seek death and survival for a while before he stopped crying, turned around, knelt down in front of a young woman wearing sackcloth and mourning, and said in a mournful voice:
"Sister-in-law! Please forgive me and accept the change. If anything happens at home in the future, just tell me. Your business will be my business from now on!"
"Thank you Liuzi..."
The young woman didn't know if she had dried up her tears long ago, and nodded with a numb face. Chen Guangda wiped his tears and stood up. When he left the room, he was going to decorate the funeral hall. He had packed a truckload of main items before.
The product cost at least seven to eight thousand yuan. Even if he gave his old classmate a 30% discount, he would still make a lot of money.
"Hey~Liuzi! You performed well just now..."
A handsome-looking man suddenly walked up to him. As soon as he saw Chen Guangda, he taunted: "If I remember correctly, you and Kuizi were the least likely to deal with each other back then. You should be very happy when he dies."
, why are you crying worse than your own mother’s death!”
"Liu Shaoyu! Do you speak like that? Do you understand that debts will disappear after death? Whatever feuds I have with him will disappear..."
Chen Guangda rolled his eyes angrily, and took out a packet of Zhonghua as if to show off, but Liu Shaoyu slowly lit up a stick of 95 Supreme, looked at him and let out a strange laugh before entering the room. Chen Guangda immediately vomited with disdain.
He spat at the mouth: "Bah~ what the hell, two sluts are amazing!"
Chen Guang walked out of the yard in a loud voice. What he hated most in his life was people who were more pretentious than him. But as soon as he ran to the car, he saw a beautiful young woman hiding under a tree and fanning herself.
Her curvy figure was very tempting, but Chen Guangda walked up and said lightly: "Hey, sister-in-law! Why don't you go in with Shaoyu? It's so hot outside!"
"I won't go in because that house is so unlucky. I'm running around here early in the morning because of this stupid thing about his house. It makes me sick to death..."
The young woman fanned herself irritably, then turned around and said harshly: "If you ask me, this Kuizi is very lucky. Seeing that he has been a poor householder for several years, the government just agreed to his family's request and he died, leaving five or six people behind."
All his millions of dollars in property were given to his wife as a dowry, what a short-lived guy!"
"Damn it! After so many levies, by the way, how did he die? Did he have a cerebral infarction..."
Chen Guangda was surprised and put down the cigarette he was about to light. The young woman shook her head and said: "Even the coroner can't tell clearly. Anyway, it was a sudden death. I heard that I had a fever some time ago and died early this morning."
She's in bed. If my husband hadn't found someone to help her, Li Lan, a little widow, wouldn't even be able to build a morgue!"
"Well! The relationship between Shaoyu and Kuizi is still good..."
Chen Guangda nodded subconsciously, but his eyes couldn't help but drift to Li Lan, who was wearing sackcloth and wearing mourning in the room. Although this Kuizi man was very frustrated, his wife was quite beautiful, gentle, quiet and delicate.
, I don’t know where I went wrong in the first place, and I ended up marrying a pauper like Kuizi.
"Six sons!"
When Chen Guangda was stunned, Li Lan walked out of the room, walked to him softly and said: "Kuizi's parents left early, and he and I don't have any brothers or sisters to help us. There will be a funeral tomorrow."
Sorry to bother you, I will definitely pay you the exact amount!"
"Hey, sister-in-law! Talking about money hurts feelings. Kuizina and I have been brothers for many years. From now on, all your family's affairs will be taken care of by me. I will definitely let him leave in glory..."
Chen Guangda hurriedly straightened his back, took out a thousand yuan from his pocket and stuffed it into her hand. Li Lan smiled gratefully at him before returning to the house, but the young woman next to him said in a strange way: "Look at your
Your eyes are bright, you are thinking about her. I think you might as well take advantage of it now. Anyway, a widow and a bachelor are a perfect match, and they have such a generous dowry. If you start late, be careful not to get it cheaply.
La!"
"Ding Li, why do your words sound so bad? Am I that kind of person..."
Chen Guangda frowned and stared at her, but Ding Li sneered and said: "Chen Liuzi! Stop pretending in front of my sister. It was you who organized my husband's uncle's funeral. The ten pieces of Chinese that were burned to him were unexpectedly
They are all fake cigarettes. You dare to cheat people's dead money. What else can't you do? Besides, the little widow may not be attracted to you. You don't even know how to urinate and look in the mirror. Poor*
*Silk!"
Ding Li gave him a very contemptuous look, twisted her big butt and got into a red Mercedes-Benz. She was as proud as an Antarctic penguin. Chen Guangda was so angry that he wanted to go up and smash her breasts. As expected, the couple really
They are all bastards who look down upon others!
"F*ck! A pair of bastard men and women, if you don't cheat, who will you cheat..."
Chen Guang opened the car with a loud voice and moved out the funeral items that were about to be used skillfully. But as soon as he walked into the house, he was suddenly stunned. He looked at the body on the door panel very strangely and wondered: "Huh? Why does it seem to be moving?