The first thousand and eighth chapter made a fortune
"I knew it had something to do with your kid. Your grandma is a broom star..."
The proprietress slammed the tea bowl on the ground and pointed at Chen Guangda angrily. Chen Guangda, who had just finished explaining the situation, had to say aggrievedly: "Sister! If I hadn't been thinking about your Wo Niu City, I would have talked to that female ghost.
Are you going to fight for your life? Besides, if I hadn't stabbed her to death, she would have come out of the wall. Her body is more than 18,000 times stronger than the corpse baby!"
"Bah, you are so stupid. I think it was you who dug her out. You must be responsible for this matter to me, and your entire White Tiger Escort Agency..."
The landlady suddenly stood up and stamped her feet. She was full of femininity. Chen Guangda immediately shivered instinctively, but the senior brother said calmly: "Sister, please don't worry. Even if you don't come today, we will prepare it."
I’ll come to your door in person and discuss with you how to deal with this corpse baby, but I’m afraid our manpower is far from enough!”
"Humph~ I guess you know the truth..."
The proprietress sat down angrily and said: "I have divided the city into nine parts. Your White Tiger Escort Agency is responsible for the three areas near the murderous house. The rest will be taken care of by other escort agencies and groups. My people will be in the middle to provide support. Once that is discovered,
Report the ghost's whereabouts to us immediately, and we will support you as quickly as possible!"
"Sister! I can work for you no matter how hard it is, but everyone in our escort agency is suffering. You can't let them work in vain. Even if you don't pay them, you still have fun..."
Chen Guangda suddenly smiled and rubbed his fingers. The senior brother hurriedly winked at him to shut up. Unexpectedly, the landlady said proudly: "Don't worry, I never bully others. I will let someone know later."
No matter who of you catches the corpse baby, I will get a reward for you, ten horses and fifty sheep, plus a hundred taels of gold!"
"Oh, sister! You are so generous. Even with your attitude, I will fight tooth and nail for you..."
Chen Guangda immediately stood up and slapped his chest loudly, but the landlady sneered and said: "You little naughty boy, don't just pick nice things to say. If you dare to be passive and sabotage, I won't let you go. Shali Fei is also there."
None of you said much about the attack on Fairy Lake, did you hear that?"
"Don't worry! Our mouth is stricter than the bumper..."
Chen Guang pouted with a smile, and the landlady immediately gave him a look, then twisted his majestic buttocks and went out directly, but the senior brother followed and said: "Ziwen! The three territories we have to guard can be said to be the most important.
It’s dangerous. If you can’t find Liu Fangfei’s adulterer, do you have a good way to deal with the corpse baby?”
"Although there is no solution, it made me figure out one thing..."
Chen Guangda turned around and said: "The haunted house is always haunted at night, and no one has ever died during the day. But this must not be because Liu Fangfei likes the night, but because she is probably afraid of the sunlight during the day, so we can sleep in the house during the day."
Sleep, and send more people to patrol at night, so that we can ensure the combat effectiveness to the greatest extent!"
"That's it! Since you are the only one here who has fought against the corpse infants, I think you should be the commander-in-chief this time. We are not greedy for the rewards from the boss lady, we just want all the brothers to be safe..."
The senior brother came over and patted Chen Guangda's shoulder gently. Chen Guangda nodded without hesitation, then went out with the senior brother and announced in public that he was the commander-in-chief. Unexpectedly, this time
Even Liu Jia didn't object. Instead, he looked at Chen Guangda in confusion.
"Hey! It's not easy to be the commander-in-chief. If something happens, you will definitely be held accountable..." Not long after the crowd dispersed, Yan Qing pulled Chen Guangda into a
In the alley, Chen Guangda smiled bitterly and said: "Although Senior Brother didn't say it, he must be complaining in his heart that I am a broom star, so I have to be the commander-in-chief even if I don't want to. Besides, I also want to figure things out."
, the knife in Li Xiaolang’s stomach couldn’t have been in vain, right?”
"No! You must have other conspiracies, and you won't tell the truth to me, right..."
Yan Qing narrowed her eyes and stared at him angrily, but Chen Guangda smiled, kissed her on the lips and ran away. Then he picked up the gong in the concierge and ran onto the street, knocking on it while
He shouted: "Folks! Come here quickly and listen to me. There is a little vampire zombie causing trouble in the city. I have a way to help you avoid misfortune!"
"There really are vampire zombies..."
Pedestrians on the road surrounded him. In fact, the news had already spread without Chen Guangda shouting. Chen Guangda held the gong and said: "That little zombie can not only suck blood but also control people. But the number of people it can control
It’s limited, so you must not stay at home in twos and threes, and you must gather relatives and friends together so that it doesn’t dare to attack casually!”
"Have you seen that little zombie? Tell us quickly..."
Passers-by quickly blocked the door of the escort agency. No one dared to take such a fatal thing lightly. What Chen Guangda was best at was chatting with the crowd. After he jumped on the horse-tying stone at the door, he started to talk, and soon he
It attracted young and old men from all over the place.
"This guy must be sick. Why are you wasting your words with these people? You still expect them to fight..."
Liu Jia in the courtyard frowned in confusion. Chen Guangda became more and more enthusiastic as he talked, and his tricks were not repetitive. Many people rode on the wall of their escort agency to listen to him. At this time, even the senior brother
They all came over suspiciously and said with their hands behind their backs: "He will definitely not do useless work. I guess he will get to the point soon!"
Sure enough! Chen Guangda suddenly changed the subject and shouted loudly: "Folks! This matter is related to everyone's lives and fortunes, and as a member of Woniu City, we, the White Tiger Escort Agency, must not stand idly by, so we decided to put our
The venue is donated so that everyone can rest for free!”
"Asshole! Who gave him this power!" Liu Jia looked angry and was about to rush out, but his senior brother grabbed him and shook his head gently.
Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda shouted loudly: "Not only will we provide free venues and boiled water, but we will also send our most elite bodyguards to protect everyone's safety. In short, our White Tiger Bodyguard Agency is your refuge. Whoever wants to harm you
You have to step over our corpses, everyone agrees?"
"Okay! Long live the White Tiger Escort Agency, long live..."
Cheers immediately erupted outside the courtyard, making the courtyard walls buzz and tremble. It seemed that most of the people in Woniu City had gathered around. The senior brother then let go of the shocked Liu Jia and said with a smile
: "Tell me what is the survival of our escort agency?"
"Word of mouth... reputation and credibility, and concerted efforts..."
Liu Jia swallowed subconsciously, and the senior brother smiled and said: "You have also heard the voices outside. When has our White Tiger Escort Agency been so supported? This is what our chief escort has always said, and what the people want, and
Once the hearts of the people are established, how far will it be from being glorious? Even the boss lady will have to respect us a bit!"
"What did he do before? This guy is becoming more and more difficult to see through..."
Liu Jia frowned deeply, and her face was indescribably complicated, but the senior brother was in a good mood and waved his hand directly and shouted: "Clear the place for me, and bring out all the tents and quilts.
Then tell the kitchen to make porridge and steam steamed buns, and prepare to welcome the folks!"
"Wait a minute! Don't rush to let people in yet..."
Yun Dazhuang suddenly ran in in a hurry, grabbed the senior brother and said: "Ziwen asked me to tell you, quickly invite the statue of Guan Erye to the small pond, and then bring the old turtle we raised with him
Just put one statue of the god and scatter some more food stamps around it!"
"What is this going to do..."
Now even the senior brother couldn't figure it out. Ke Yun Dazhuang also shook his head with a puzzled expression. However, seeing that the people outside were about to collapse the wall, he had to wave his hands and let people do it quickly, waiting for everything to be completed.
After the arrangements were made, Chen Guangda walked in with a large crowd.
"Folks! Don't panic, don't be crowded, we have plenty of experts here to protect you..."
Chen Guangda directly led a large group of people to the school grounds. On the edge of the school grounds was a rockery and a small pond. A mighty Guan Erye had been placed on the rockery, and a turtle with a large basin lay lazily next to the statue. But
There were at least five to six hundred kilograms of scattered food stamps scattered around.
"You folks may not know yet, but our Second Master Guan is our treasure, and he is so efficacious..."
Chen Guangda walked to the pond and said with a smile: "Master Baodeng, you all know that he once recited sutras for this statue for three days and three nights. From then on, no matter what he prayed for, everything came to him. When he saw that big turtle
Is it gone? It only grew so big by absorbing the spiritual energy from the statue. It lies there every day and is reluctant to leave. Anyone who wants to seek peace can worship it, as long as it is pious!"
Who would have thought! Before Chen Guangda could even finish his words, the crowd swarmed around him, kneeling on the ground and praying repeatedly like pounding garlic. Needless to say, what happened next was the scene that these "good men and women" wanted to care about.
The second master could bless himself and donated generously. A large number of food stamps were thrown at the rockery like snow flakes.
"I'll go! It's a lot of money..."
Yun Dazhuang was immediately stunned. At least several thousand people poured in outside at one go. At the critical moment when the zombies were eating people, the people kneeling down to worship the statues were like a wave. The large number of food stamps were very large.
It soon covered the entire pond, and it was so covered that even the water surface could not be seen.
"Oh my god! We can make a big move now, that kid Ziwen is so awesome..."
Yun Dazhuang was so surprised that he was almost speechless. He had never thought that he could make money in this way. An escort next to him said excitedly: "Elder brother! What kind of escort agency should we open?
We might as well turn the escort agency into a temple. This will make us more money than we did in half a year!"
"You want to earn such immoral money, don't you feel guilty..."
Liu Jia immediately glared at the person who spoke, but Chen Guangda walked over with a smile and whispered to the elder brother: "Tomorrow is the first day of the new year, so hurry up and send someone to invite some great monks to come back tonight.
At twelve o'clock, let them collectively pray and chant sutras for the person who offers the first incense. Ten people are allowed to receive the first incense, and the one with the highest price will get it!"
"Hmm~"
The elder brother coughed heavily, glanced at Liu Jia, who was glaring with anger, and said to Chen Guangda seriously: "I think the quota can be expanded to twenty people. It's not good for the villagers to offend anyone!"
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"Elder brother! You...how can you join in the same deeds with him..."
"Huh? Where's our big old turtle? He won't be buried alive, right? Come over and have a look..."