Chen Guangda, served by several maids, put on a stylish sand lizard leather armor. The black sand lizard armor was completely imitated from the Mingguang armor of the Ming Dynasty. Not only was there a copper bull head breast protector inlaid on the chest, but also the shoulders were on one side.
A pure gold dragon head shoulder guard, a fish-scale lizard skin skirt that covers the crook of the leg, and a flirty red belt tied around the waist.
"Wow! So handsome..."
Li Tingyu held her chest with both hands and her face was filled with excitement. Even Colleen and Jiang Shilin had sharp eyes. This finely crafted leather armor made Chen Guangda look extraordinarily heroic, making him already strong.
His figure was even more majestic and tall. When he put on the shiny stainless steel fang spear and the sharp Tang knife on his shoulder, several girls were almost fascinated by him on the spot.
"Oh my god! Fortunately, I'm out to fight. If I were to pick up girls, I'd be better off..."
Li Damei shook her head and exclaimed repeatedly. Chen Guangda was usually either unshaven or careless. They had almost never seen him wearing formal clothes. Suddenly, after putting on a majestic leather armor, his appearance soared. Li Damei had a flat head all his life.
I discovered once that Chen Guangda can be so handsome.
"Hey~ beauties! Do you have the urge to have sex on the spot..."
Chen Guangda suddenly let out a lewd laugh and moved his hand directly to Li Damei's butt. However, his smile was instantly broken. Li Tingyu immediately said with disdain: "You are so handsome for only three seconds. I really wanted to date you just now."
It's happening right now, now I just want to kick you dead Teddy away!"
"Hmph~ I knew I would never be able to sleep with a real handsome guy in my life..."
Li Damei also curled her lips with disdain, picked up her waist knife and started arranging her hair. The women were all dressed in sand lizard leather armor. Although they were not as showy as Chen Guangda, their good figures were all there.
She is also very heroic, and when she twists her waist, she has a unique flavor.
"Er Gouzi! The mothers have gone to war. You have to listen to your wet nurse at home..."
Several women suddenly surrounded a wet nurse and teased the infant baby. However, Chen Guangda rolled his eyes when he heard this. They were so pleased with the mixed-race child that they were given the nickname "Emperor".
He has such a tacky name, and he even boasts that it's easy to make a living with a cheap name, but he clearly means little Teddy.
"Walk!"
Chen Guangda put on the shiny bronze helmet and walked out. The four girls followed him with dignity. In fact, it was logical that they did not need to go with the army, but Chen Guangda was worried that if he fell out with the boss's wife, he would kill them all.
If you stay, you will become a hostage. Anyway, these bandits take many women into battle, so the boss lady will not be surprised.
"Welcome to the commander-in-chief..."
There was already a group of infantry waiting outside the door with horses. As soon as Chen Guangda went out, everyone immediately bowed and saluted, and even the names became formal. They no longer yelled like big brother or boss, and this group of people could also be regarded as Chen Guangda's relatives.
Most of the soldiers were recruited from the White Tiger Escort Bureau, and they were all good brothers who had visited the brothels with him.
"Set off!"
Chen Guang quickly got on his horse. Hundreds of soldiers wearing leather armor immediately shouted and trotted away directly behind the horse towards the city gate. The front pawn leading the horse was Lao Wu in disguise. He wore a
Wearing a Western cowboy hat with a curled brim and a full beard, it doesn't attract anyone's attention at all.
The team soon marched to the city gate. From a distance, they could see that the small square was already filled with soldiers who were about to set off, as well as many family members who came to see them off. Although it looked very lively, the bandits could not talk at all.
He was standing there crookedly, picking his teeth and picking his nose. He looked like a group of stragglers who could be defeated in one blow.
Except for the boss lady's elite cavalry and Chen Guangda's personal troops, most of them don't have leather armor or uniforms. They can just tie a red belt on their arms and count themselves as one of their own. Most of the infantrymen have a copper knife.
With a wooden shield, those who were forcibly enlisted in the army didn't even have a serious sword. They were carrying a big pot lid as a shield. It was simply miserable.
"This ragtag group of people want to fight. I'm afraid they will run away as soon as the enemy shows his sword..."
The first time Li Damei saw the army in Woniuzhou, she was immediately shocked from ear to ear. However, Chen Guangda shook his riding whip and said with a bitter smile: "It's just bandits fighting bandits, so the requirements shouldn't be so high. Let's brag to the outside world."
Twenty thousand troops have been assembled, but with such a small number of people, I don’t know if there are even eight thousand!”
"Commander Zhao! General, please come over..."
A messenger suddenly ran over in a hurry. Chen Guangda immediately kicked the horse in the belly and rushed directly to an incense table at the gate of the city. The incense table was already filled with various tributes. Big bosses from all parties stood neatly.
A square formation, and right in front of everyone is the boss lady holding three dragon incense sticks.
"The master of collecting corpses? What the hell is this..."
Chen Guangda was stunned as soon as he jumped off the horse. He only saw a large ink painting hanging in front of the incense table. It showed a green-faced giant with fangs. Not only was he stepping on a fat corpse king, but he was also holding two
There was a huge leaping corpse with its intestines pierced and rotten, and in the background were many high-level zombies fleeing, with the words "Master of Corpse Collector" written in big blood-red letters!
"You don't even know the master of corpse collection? Then do you know what the most powerful organization is called now..."
Yun Dazhuang in the front row looked at him in surprise. Chen Guangda immediately scratched his head and asked in confusion about the Northwest Army. Unexpectedly, Yun Dazhuang sneered and said: "The Northwest Army is at most the local emperor of the northwest. The real
The most powerful ones are corpse collectors. I heard that some of them have been sent abroad, and they worship the master of corpse collectors. Otherwise, why would they be called corpse collectors?"
"Uh~ The deity worshiped by the body collector is none of our business..."
Chen Guangda scratched his head in distress. He, the head of the real body collector, had never heard of this god, and he didn’t know how these people made it up. What’s more, the origin of the body collector was just that he met Lin Na in the kindergarten.
It was a joke that had nothing to do with gods, monsters or monsters.
"Nonsense! Everything related to living corpses is under the control of the Great God of Corpses. This is the chief god of our Yanyun Sixteen Continents. Worshiping him is more useful than worshiping Second Master Guan..."
Yun Dazhuang raised his eyebrows mysteriously, and a boss next to him also said: "Commander Zhao! The corpse collector is really effective. Even the Northwest Army is secretly worshiping him, and the sand lizards have become more and more rampant recently.
Even though we are fighting with humans, we still have to be wary of them. There is no harm in worshiping the God of Corpse Collection!"
"Okay! Bye bye, who makes Chen Guangda so awesome..."
Chen Guangda couldn't laugh or cry and took the three sticks of incense. He saw that everyone had already reserved the rightmost seat in the first row for him. This was equivalent to publicly acknowledging his status as the number two person, so he was not polite.
He swaggered directly to the far right and held his head high.
"The auspicious time has arrived! Offer incense..."
As a loud gong sounded, the entire small square fell silent instantly. The soldiers behind also hurriedly lined up. Soon they saw the landlady holding up three sticks of dragon incense and shouting: "Master of Corpse Collection"
Your Majesty, please bless all the officers and soldiers of our Woniu City to be invincible and invincible, and to return safely!"
"Invincible in battle! Invincible in all attacks! Return safely..."
Everyone immediately followed the proprietress and shouted together, and bowed three times to the inexplicable corpse collector. Many sandalwoods were quickly filled with the huge bronze incense burner, and Chen Guangda finally understood.
Originally there was no great corpse collector in this world, but with more people worshiping the great god, it became a reality.
"Kaicheng! Let's go..."
The proprietress suddenly got on a black war horse, and the elite cavalry immediately followed, holding two bloody bull-head flags and driving majestically out of the city. Chen Guangda also got on his white BMW,
With a clang, he pulled out his Tang sword and shouted: "Infantry, listen to the order and set off!"
"Come back safely, you must come back..."
The old, weak, women and children around them all shouted with tears in their voices. It was only at this moment that there was an atmosphere of a life-and-death battle. Everyone understood the truth that one general's success would lead to ten thousand bones being withered. This seemingly huge 8,000-man regiment,
I don’t know how much I will be able to come back to when the war ends, but maybe half of it would be pretty good.
"The vast horizon is my love, and the flowers are blooming at the foot of the rolling green mountains..."
I don’t know who took the lead in singing, and thousands of people immediately sang along. Although the song was a bit vulgar, it still had the feeling of a long journey, a long journey to the end of the world with a sword, but after just a moment, the singing suddenly stopped.
Stopping, suddenly I heard someone exclaim: "Sand lizards! There are many sand lizards ahead!"
"What's going on? Why did the sand lizard come out in broad daylight..."
The face of the landlady suddenly changed. She couldn't believe her eyes. Not only did these desert lizards come out in broad daylight, they actually showed an overwhelming force, and they were so dark that they couldn't even see the end of the road, directly blocking their path.
It's blocked and there's no way to drain it.
"Mother! God forbids us from going to war. If we go against God's will, we will lose this battle..."
A little old man suddenly wailed like a mourning heir, and the others nodded violently after hearing this. It would be best if they could not fight, not to mention that they encountered such evil things just after leaving home, but the boss's wife suddenly slapped her butt.
, he actually rushed up to the little old man and chopped off his head.
"My lies are misleading the public! Let me see who dares to sway the morale of the army..."
The boss lady, who was splashed with blood, glared fiercely, and immediately shut up the restless army, but then two large sand lizards suddenly came out of the crowd, holding a few things in their big mouths
The furry things ran toward them, and the cavalry immediately shouted: "Hurry and protect the general!"
"Wait!"
The proprietress drove away several cavalrymen and stared at the two large sand lizards in surprise. She saw that what they had in their mouths were actually two sheep and a few pullets. However, someone immediately exclaimed: "Mom
Sister! These are our two stolen sheep, and it turned out to be the work of the sand lizard!"
"What do they want to do..."
The landlady frowned suspiciously. The two sand lizards were not afraid of the huge crowd of humans. They actually ran up to Chen Guangda with their tails erect, and then spit out the contents of their mouths, just like two
He looked at Chen Guangda as obediently as a pug.
"Go! Get out of here, I don't recognize you..."
Chen Guangda's old face suddenly turned red. Of course he recognized these two sand lizards. They came to the haunted house almost every day to bring him chickens and sheep. The little girls who ate them had gained weight around their waists. Now he burped and all
They all smell like mutton.
"Commander Zhao! This is such a great joy. Even the Sand Lizard has come to give you a gift. It means that we are going to win this battle. Please accept it quickly..."
Someone shouted in surprise, and the soldiers immediately cheered. However, Chen Guangda looked at the boss's wife in embarrassment. Unexpectedly, the boss's wife also shouted ecstatically: "Why are you still standing there?
The sand lizards have come to give you gifts, which means you are my noble person, please accept the gifts quickly!"
"Then I'll accept it, but I really haven't seen them..."
Chen Guangda had no choice but to laugh and jump off the horse. After patting the two big sand lizards on the head, the two big sand lizards immediately ran back to the army of sand lizards and looked at the sand lizard in Li Damei's arms from a distance.
After one look, the lizard queen led the black army of sand lizards into the hole and disappeared.
"Oh! Long live..."
The scene immediately erupted into shocking cheers. The soldiers rushed forward and threw Chen Guangda into the sky. Even the proprietress was so happy that she couldn't open her mouth from ear to ear, but Li Tingyu secretly patted his belly and said disdainfully: "My mother.
! This is okay, these people are really superstitious, vomit! I can’t do it anymore! I can’t eat mutton for lunch, I will vomit if I eat it again!”