"Little handsome boy! Let's go with my sister later. I promise not to hurt you, and I will make you as happy as a god..."
Just when Chen Guangda was inexplicably surprised, Liu Piaopiao pressed up to him delicately, looking at him with charming eyes, but Chen Guangda said with a sneer: "Sister Liu! I'm already so bent out of shape, you
I'm afraid it won't be easy to straighten me up, but if you want to try your asshole, I'd be happy to help!"
"Bah~ Another troublemaker, so disappointing..."
Liu Piaopiao spat fiercely, turned around, twisted her big butt and walked away angrily, but the proprietress said again: "Don't mess with this old lady, she is one of the three most vicious women with the same reputation as Sha Daji, and
Although she looks very young, she is actually old enough to be your mother!"
"What's going on with that scarecrow..."
Chen Guangda frowned deeply. He didn't know whose skin the scarecrow belonged to, but when it was peeled off, it was very delicate. It was almost a complete piece of skin covering it, but there were hairs all over his mouth and eyes.
The black straw looks simply disgusting and oozing.
"That was really her husband, but her husband was a heartless man. After he was caught by her, he directly ripped off his skin and used it as grass. He even ate his heart, liver, spleen and lungs..."
The landlady said with a helpless smile: "Since then, her temperament has changed drastically. She even changed her name to Liu Piaopiao. She specializes in seducing married men outside. But as long as she dares to go to her bed, she will be killed.
The most exciting time is to stab her to death with a knife, and then just like her husband, she will take advantage of her skin to make up for it. I heard that she has almost gathered 108 generals!"
"Damn! So cruel..."
Chen Guangda was so shocked that he couldn't open his mouth from ear to ear, but the landlady shrugged and said: "This is a vicious place, and there are many more vicious things than this. But she also loves her husband to the extreme, and she will do it at any time even if she turns into a scarecrow.
Take it with you and sleep with the scarecrow every night!"
"Alas~ It's Liu Fangfei again..."
Chen Guangda sighed with emotion. It seems that the saying that hateful people must have pity is true, but he wonders if the other poisonous woman Sha Daji also has her own secrets.
"Everyone! Be quiet and listen to me..."
Yidao Liu suddenly clapped his hands vigorously, and the dancers who were dancing in the middle immediately retreated. He also jumped on a table with a glass of wine and said loudly: "First of all! I, Liu, thank you for helping me today.
Dear brothers, let’s not talk much and just sit in the wine. I’ll do it first, Lao Liu!”
"oh!"
Everyone immediately clapped and cheered, giving him enough face, but after Yi Dao Liu finished his drink, he threw the glass again and said: "Today is the alliance meeting. Originally, to form an alliance, we should cut off the chicken heads, burn yellow paper, and then bleed the blood
As an alliance, but let’s not engage in such falsehoods, I would like to ask all brothers, do you dare to swear a poisonous oath with me?”
"What are you afraid of? If anyone dares to betray today's allies, I will be the first to chop him..."
A bald man jumped up first, raised his hands and swore a poisonous oath. Yidao Liu also shouted "Hello", then picked up a bowl of wine and said loudly: "You are brothers, please swear with me."
, I, Liu Jiamin, voluntarily become an ally with everyone here, share the joys and sorrows, and advance and retreat together. If I betray you, I will die on the streets and will never be reincarnated!"
"I, xx, voluntarily become an ally with everyone here, share the joys and sorrows, and advance and retreat together. If I betray, I will die on the streets and will never be reincarnated..."
Everyone stood up with wine glasses in hand and Liu swore loudly. Chen Guangda also hummed for half a sentence, but he found that Liu Piaopiao secretly made a cross on his leg, clearly indicating that the oath was invalid.
Not counting, he really didn't expect this old woman to have such a childish side, but it also shows that people here have their own little thoughts.
"Okay! It's great, it's done..."
Yidao Liu directly raised the wine bowl and laughed loudly, followed by everyone who drank it generously, and smashed the wine bowl to the ground. Liu Piaopiao then asked: "Brother Liu! Don't just care about it."
In order to form an alliance, you can tell me how many soldiers Shali Fei has raised and when they will come over!"
"Haha~ Sister Liu, don't worry, please listen to my brother and tell you slowly..."
Dao Liu wiped his big mouth carelessly, stepped on a chair and said: "Shali Fei claims to have a hundred thousand elite soldiers and wants to cut off my head with his own hands, but he is not afraid of flashing his tongue when he brags. He is the only one in Shabak."
How many people there are, even if you include the sisters in his nest, it’s only over 100,000. If he can have 100,000 elite soldiers, I’ll chop off his own head!”
"Lao Dao! Don't talk about these useless things. Give me an accurate figure quickly..."
The landlady waved her hands impatiently, and everyone else pricked up their ears, but Yidao Liu said disdainfully: "Who knows how many people he has in Shali Fei? His dragoons, including camel soldiers, are only more than two thousand.
, plus the 7,788 infantrymen and the mob, it would be great to have 20,000 people to break through the sky. We only have a lot more people than them!"
"You fart! They are so stupid, tell us the truth quickly..."
Liu Piaopiao slammed the table angrily, and Liu then said with a smile: "Isn't that what Shali Fei is like? But he also asked Zhenbei Fort to borrow a thousand cavalry, four thousand infantry, and Xia Liuzhou
Old Ghost Wu has also come to help him. He will come from the Lower Six Continents to cut off our retreat. The total force should exceed 40,000!"
"These 40,000 should all be soldiers, not counting support personnel..."
The proprietress narrowed her eyes slightly. Although they had nearly 8,000 people coming out of Wo Niu City, they still had more than 2,000 old and weak people responsible for logistics and transportation. Plus medical corps, communications corps, etc., there were no people who could really fight.
It's less than 5,000, but even this small number of people has a lot of water, and many of them are farmers who have never killed a sheep.
"If you include logistics, it would be 70,000 or 80,000, if not 100,000..."
The expressions of many bosses immediately changed. The enemy's strength was actually twice as many as theirs, and Jin Dabiao also pondered: "Although my Eight Banners soldiers are all elite, Shali Fei's dragoons are not easy to mess with, let alone
What's more, they have the upper hand in terms of numbers. If we don't have Austrian aid, we may have no chance of winning this battle!"
"Humph~ Who said we don't have any assistance? I'm going to invite the assistance right now for you to see..."
Yidao Liu suddenly waved triumphantly, and soon saw several young men and women dressed strangely walking in outside the curtain. Not only were they all wearing black robes, but there were also a number of pale skulls embroidered on their left chests.
, and the leading young man even had three skulls embroidered on them.
"Coffin Mountain's chief disciple, Chu Xiu, has met all the masters..."
The leading young man raised his hand in a neither humble nor condescending manner, and everyone immediately took a breath of cold air. Chen Guangda's expression suddenly changed. Coffin Mountain was a sect with a lot of experience. On the night he escaped from Moon Bay, he followed him in a daze.
The old guy fought a battle and even killed an old zombie with six stripes with his own hands.
"Why are the people from Coffin Mountain here? Don't they never take part in disputes..."
There was a lot of discussion at the scene, but Yidao Liu said proudly: "Everyone knows what Master Lingxi is capable of. He can light up thousands of undead armies with a wave of his hand, and I have been friends with Master for many years.
Yes, today Chu Xiu came to form an alliance with us on behalf of the master, do you still have confidence now?"
"Great! If Master Lingxi is willing to help, Shali Fei will be dead..."
Many big bosses immediately beamed with joy, Chu Xiu raised her head proudly, and the landlady explained to Chen Guangda: "Coffin Mountain has a unique skill called corpse control. Together, they can control tens of thousands of living corpses."
, it is said that their master, Taoist Lingxi, can already control powerful zombies at the level of Zombie King. He is very powerful!"
"I think they are all mutants..."
Chen Guangda frowned tightly. Although these people in Coffin Mountain did not have lynx-like pupils, there was no other possibility except mutants to control living corpses. However, Yida Liu followed up and said: "Everyone! Coffin Mountain
Please keep the alliance with us a secret, and they will use a surprise force to attack Shali Fei by then!"
"No! Mr. Liu may have misunderstood my master..."
Chu Xiu suddenly interrupted Liu Dao, put his hands behind his back and said proudly: "My master said that the people here cannot be trusted, so we will not form an alliance with a group of people with ulterior motives. If Mr. Liu wants us to help, we must give up the command."
Leave it all to us, otherwise we have no choice but to go home!"
"Whoever you say has evil intentions dares to talk nonsense here even before his hair is even..."
The bald head suddenly jumped up and glared at Chu Xiu angrily, but Chu Xiu sneered and said: "Master, please don't feel guilty. We are not targeting any one of you, but all of you, all of you here.
With evil intentions!"
"you……"
The bald man was about to pull out the knife with anger in his eyes, but a beautiful girl suddenly stood next to Chu Xiu. The hem of her robe suddenly moved, and a black shadow suddenly shot out from under her body.
, with a muffled sound of "poof", the bald gourd flew high, and the blood in his neck spurted out like a fountain.
"Plop~"
The headless corpse fell heavily to the ground. Everyone immediately let out a cry of surprise and bounced away from the headless corpse like an electric shock. Only then did they see clearly in shock that the one who attacked the bald head turned out to be a small green-skinned jumping corpse.
, although it is about the same size as a teddy dog, its blue skin shows its identity with five stripes.
"Does anyone have any other opinions..."
Chu Xiu looked around the crowd with a smile. At this time, the five people he had brought climbed onto the green-skinned little jumping corpses on their backs. They squatted on their shoulders and glared at everyone, which almost made everyone shudder. The scene immediately
It fell into a strange silence, and no one dared to fart.
"Haha~ Xiaochu! There is no such thing as a war. Let's sit down and discuss it first, and listen to everyone's opinions before we talk..."
Yidao Liu walked up to apologize with a stiff face. Chu Xiu was also very happy. She nodded and sat directly in the seat that originally belonged to Yidao Liu. The landlady immediately shook her head and sighed: "I don't know what Yidao Liu is thinking.
, you dare to invite these evil stars here, you are digging your own grave!"
"I think Chu Xiu's approach is correct..."
Chen Guangda lit a cigarette and said: "Although Shali Fei's troops are superior, they are not overwhelmingly superior. Even if they win, it will be a disastrous victory, so we must have his ambush here, otherwise he will never dare to
Invading Fairy Lake rashly!"
"Then who do you think it will be..."
"I can't guess it yet, but I believe he will show his fox tail soon..."