"I slashed at him with a knife, and the guy's blood spurted all over my face. His brothers were all frightened, and I had to chop them all down with two machetes..."
Liu Minghao, who was frothing, became more and more enthusiastic as he talked. He kept making gestures with Chen Guangda with a pair of chopsticks, which made the heifer roll over and over in the sky. His wives were even more impressive with their acting skills. Not only did they hold their hearts in their hands, they were also full of joy.
He admired his face, and from time to time he would let out a loud exclamation.
"Haozi! You are so amazing..."
Chen Guang was smiling and holding a cup of hot tea, and he was very qualified in front of the enthusiastic audience. Although Liu Minghao played so well, it gave him a very friendly feeling, as if he had returned to his hometown and listened to his classmates.
It's just nonsense. Anyway, I forgot all about patting my butt the next day.
"The rich man of the country! Stop working as a coolie for others. You are working hard all day long and you can't make much money. You should work with your buddies in the future. I guarantee you will earn more than you do now..."
Liu Minghao stopped bragging about his great achievements and threw a piece of moldy Chinese to Chen Guangda. His wife Wu Yi also smiled and said: "Yes! Our Haozi specializes in lending money in the casino, although the income does not count.
It’s too much, but it’s much better than working as a coolie for others. I guess you’re still single now!”
"Well! I'm not married yet..."
Chen Guangda nodded very honestly, but Liu Minghao hugged his concubines and said with a lewd smile: "I tell you, this place is a paradise for us men. As long as you have the ability, you can marry as many wives as you want.
Do you know what it feels like to sleep with four women? Even a god would never change that feeling!"
"Yes, yes! You are the emperor of our family. We dare not lie down even if you ask us to pout..."
Wu Yi lay on his shoulder with her charming eyes like silk, and the other two concubines immediately followed her. She didn't even care about the presence of outsiders and started having sex. Liu Minghao also said shamelessly: "I want to sleep with such a beautiful woman as your sister-in-law."
Well, as long as you follow me and make a fortune, you can have as many beautiful women as you want!"
"My sister-in-law is so beautiful, I dare not think..."
Chen Guang laughed and waved his hand. Although Wu Yi was once their school beauty, but now it seems that she is only of middle-class beauty. However, Wu Yi said like iron, "Look at your potential.
Beautiful women are just for sleeping, if you can afford five hundred catties of food stamps, you can choose from these beauties in our family, right, husband?"
"Stop making fun of the rich man of the country. If he had five hundred catties of food stamps, he wouldn't be doing hard work..."
Liu Minghao glanced at Chen Guangda with some embarrassment, and finally felt that this topic was a bit too much, but the nanny who had been busy in the kitchen happened to come out and put two plates of steaming stir-fried vegetables on the table, but they were not fried potatoes.
The shredded cabbage is just boiled Chinese cabbage, not even a tiny bit of shredded pork can be seen.
"Damn it! What the hell are you burning..."
Liu Minghao slammed the table, pointed at the little nanny and shouted angrily: "You are deliberately trying to embarrass me, right? Is this fucking food for human beings? I gave you the money to buy food. Are you using it?"
Are you going to lose or keep a pretty boy?"
"That's right! You use these pig food to fool people when guests come. I think you are deliberately embarrassing our husband..."
Wu Yi snorted angrily, and the remaining two concubines also made sarcastic comments. Unexpectedly, the nanny suddenly burst out and shouted: "That's enough for you. I got these dishes on credit from someone else. You can eat them if you want."
Eat, or get out of here if you don’t want to eat, our family can’t afford to support you moths!”
"Do you want to die? Where is the money I gave you..."
Liu Minghao jumped up and blushed, but the little nanny had red eyes and sobbed: "You haven't received a penny for three months. Not only do the three of them have to eat and drink every day, but Wu Yi also has to drink."
The money you gave me has long been spent on smoking, buying clothes and cosmetics, and we don’t even have money to pay next month’s rent!”
"You fart! How could the money I gave you be spent so quickly? You must have hidden it..."
Liu Minghao yelled in anger, but the little nanny said with a face full of despair: "Liu Minghao, please show some conscience, I am the wife you are marrying, and I don't care if you find so many women.
What do you still want from me? Do you want me to go to the main road to pick up guests? "
"Go! Why the hell don't you go? You don't urinate and take pictures. Who would want you with your devilish virtues? If I hadn't dumped you because of our past friendship...
"
Liu Minghao pointed at her and roared with a livid face. The nanny immediately turned around and was about to rush out, but Chen Guangda grabbed her and said: "Sister-in-law! Everyone has a time to memorize words, but as long as you work hard, sooner or later
If you can still make a comeback, take the money and buy some food when you come back, and the rest will be used as my meeting gift!"
"A thousand pounds? This...I can't have this..."
The little nanny immediately refused in a panic. Liu Minghao and others were also shocked, but Liu Minghao immediately ran over and said: "Haha~ Since it is Guofu's heart, you should not refuse anymore, but Guofu, you
Where did you get so many food stamps? Aren't you working as a coolie for others?"
"I picked these up on the battlefield. Many people died when Shabak fought against Fairy Lake..."
Chen Guang laughed and took out a pack of serious cigarettes and distributed them directly to Liu Minghao and Wu Yi. Then he sat back at the table and picked up the bowls and chopsticks, but Liu Minghao shouted anxiously: "Ma Ting!
Why are you still standing there, why don't you hurry up and buy some good food and come back, and remember to buy a few bottles of good wine!"
"Buy me two more packs of cigarettes..."
Wu Yi also shouted happily, sat back at the table happily, and then asked: "Wealth of the country! I heard that the battle at Fairy Lake was led by Chen Guangda himself. Have you seen him? What is he like?
Did he die together with Liu Hao, the king of the northwest?"
"I didn't meet Chen Guangda, that's what others said anyway..."
Chen Guangda held a cigarette in his mouth and shook his head slightly. Wu Yi immediately said with an unlucky look on his face: "Chen Guangda is really a short-lived ghost. He took down so much of the country, but he died without sitting on his butt. Otherwise,
With the relationship between old classmates like us, how can we join him and work as a small cadre?"
"I think you want to be his mistress..."
Liu Minghao immediately glanced at her coldly, but Wu Yi said angrily: "You think he is still the poor concubine he was back then. What kind of woman does he want based on his status? His mistress is the least
He is also at the level of a big star. If he can even look at me, that means he has friendship!"
"Oh~ How come Chen Guangda is so lucky? How many women does he have to sleep with..."
Liu Minghao blinked his eyes with envy, but Chen Guangda couldn't laugh or cry when he said that he was a sex devil in their eyes, and he only had nothing to do all day long just looking for women to have fun, but Wu Yi smiled and said: "Guo Fu
! Tell us how much money you have, I have a good project that can make you a lot of money!"
"Uh~ There should still be some four or five thousand kilograms..."
Chen Guangda subconsciously stepped aside. Wu Yi's eyes clearly saw the fat sheep. As soon as he said these words, Liu Minghao immediately said excitedly: "Brother! Give me the money and I will help you."
Take it to the casino and lend it out, and I guarantee you will double it within two months!"
"Thank you! No, I won't be able to stay here for long before I have to go back to Woniu Lake..."
Chen Guangda shook his head unmoved, but Liu Minghao was like a fly that smelled the smell of shit, pulling him to persuade and encourage him. But at this moment, a little foot suddenly hooked on his thigh.
, kept hooking and teasing him on his legs.
"Hmm~"
Chen Guangda coughed slightly in embarrassment. Even without bowing his head, he knew who was seducing him. Liu Minghao's youngest concubine was looking full of love. She had even unbuttoned two buttons on her chest and was biting her red lips.
She kept making secret glances at him, but before she was done seducing him, another foot was directly wrapped around his thigh.
'Damn! Who are these people...'
Chen Guangda was so embarrassed that Liu Minghao's other concubine also got angry. The two girls looked at each other tacitly and cooperated directly with each other. On the contrary, Wu Yi, who looked the least serious, didn't.
To seduce him, I guess these two little girls were not good people before.
"I remembered, I also made an appointment with a friend to discuss important matters. Let's get together another day..."
Chen Guangda hurriedly stood up and did not dare to stay any longer, otherwise his pants would be torn, but Liu Minghao said with a smile: "That's right! Let's go with you. I am considered a local snake here.
I'll help you as your adviser so you won't be fooled by others, and I'll treat you to supper after you finish talking!"
"Uh~ Are you going to Shock Bar..."
Chen Guangda looked at them hesitantly, but several people were stunned at the same time. They all looked at him in surprise, but Chen Guangda quickly said: "I know it's a gay bar, but I'm not
Gay, it’s just that the friends I’m looking for like to go there!”
"Damn! I was shocked. I thought you had become a bender..."
Liu Minghao breathed a long sigh of relief, then hugged Wu Yi directly and said: "We are also familiar with Shocking Bar. Wu Yi used to be a makeup artist there. With her coming forward, she can not only help you get discounts, but also get
You enjoy VIP-level treatment, let’s go together!”
"Okay! You can come if you want..."
Chen Guangda had no choice but to smile and nodded, knowing that they were interested in the food stamps in his pocket and wanted to take advantage of him, but Wu Yi said to the two of them: "You two, just don't go
Okay, so as not to waste the vegetables bought by the yellow-faced woman, just eat at home!"
"Brother Fu! Please come and play again next time..."
The two concubines immediately ran up to Chen Guangda and blinked at Chen Guangda with their big eyes. Chen Guangda was so embarrassed that he was so embarrassed. However, Ma Ting, who had gone out to buy groceries, happened to come back and said in surprise: "You want to
Where are you going? Aren't you going to eat?"
"No more! We are going to the bar to drink..."
Wu Yi happily put on her coat and high heels, rushed into the toilet like a whirlwind to put on makeup, but Chen Guangda smiled at Ma Ting and said: "Sister-in-law! If you are fine, come with us to have fun, just relax.
Relax!"
"Why are you taking her there? Is she someone who goes to bars like this..."
Liu Minghao looked at his wife with a bored look on his face. Ma Ting's appearance was indeed too ordinary, but Ma Ting suddenly put down the food in her hand and said loudly: "Why can't I go? Even with my makeup, I'm no worse than them."
, I have to go tonight!”
"Sister-in-law! Go put on your makeup, we'll wait for you downstairs..."
Chen Guang laughed and nodded. Ma Ting was the most pleasing to him here, but Liu Minghao waved his hands and walked out of the door with a curse, as if he was unhappy with Ma Ting.