Chapter 1113 The low-profile version of the big-headed ghost
"Help..."
Wang Dafu's shrill screams resounded through the night sky. Chen Guangda, who was searching for traces on the mountain, immediately picked up the flashlight and turned around to take a look. He saw Wang Dafu running very fast with his pants, and there was actually a dog brother running fast next to him.
With pale faces, the two of them had no consciousness of being body collectors, and they screamed even worse than the old woman.
"What's going on? What's chasing them..."
Cong Xiaowei and others quickly raised their corpse claw spears, and the soldiers at the foot of the mountain also raised their crossbows. However, they only saw the two people running so fast that they sent thick vegetation and ash flying all over the sky.
The enemy attacking them could not be seen.
"Everyone spread out, be careful there is something in the ashes..."
Chen Guangda hurriedly waved and jumped onto a big rock, holding a spear and staring at the ground with great vigilance. However, until Wang Dafu and the two ran up like a whirlwind, they still found nothing. Chen Guangda immediately asked in surprise.
: "Fat man! What is chasing you?"
"You are blind, can't you see such a big female ghost..."
Wang Dafu hurriedly pulled up his pants, but when they looked back, they were dumbfounded. Brother Gou rubbed his eyes vigorously and said suspiciously: "I'm going! Why did he disappear? He was chasing after us just now.
Yes, that female ghost not only held her own head, but also floated directly out of the ground, it was so exciting!"
"Brother! There is something wrong with the place where the fat man poops..."
Chen Quan suddenly came over with a cigarette in his mouth, pointed to the bottom of the hillside and said calmly: "When Old Dong was delivering paper to the fat man, I happened to be observing the situation at the bottom of the hill, and then I saw them squatting together in panic, but I
I didn’t see anything, so something in that area must have affected them both!”
"Fat man! It must be you. It's not you who always thinks about asking female ghosts to deliver toilet paper. How could something like this happen..."
Brother Dog glared at Wang Dafu angrily. Wang Dafu was unconvinced and wanted to defend himself, but when he saw Chen Guangda walking directly down the mountain, he had no choice but to follow him with a flashlight to lead the way, but Chen Guangda couldn't help but
He said without replying: "You guys stay around, Fatty and I can just go over and take a look!"
"Brother! I think this place is really evil. I saw a ghost before I finished pooping. A lot of people must have died here..."
Wang Dafu followed suit and hid behind Chen Guangda, looking around with his fish eyes, but Chen Guangda said disdainfully: "I think you pooped on other people's graves, you big fool is afraid of ghosts."
I'm just afraid of ghosts, but I still have to pretend to be a big clove of garlic, otherwise we'll be fine!"
"It's here! Be careful, that female ghost looks so ugly..."
Wang Dafu held up the flashlight and shined it in all directions with a face full of fear. The corpse claw spear in his other hand was almost squeezed out of water. Chen Guangda also slowed down and began to observe the surroundings, and kept kicking away the ashes of vegetation on the ground.
, so as to check the situation on the ground.
"Brother! Can you please look back? I always feel that there is something behind us..."
Wang Dafu suddenly trembled and poked Chen Guangda in the waist. Chen Guangda was so angry that he was about to scold him. Unexpectedly, when he turned around, he was suddenly startled. A female ghost in red with her face full of blood floated behind them.
, not only were there several big holes on his face, but there were also many disgusting maggots crawling around in them.
"Is there a ghost..."
Seeing that Chen Guangda was silent, Wang Dafu immediately shrank his neck, but Chen Guangda turned around and said with salivation: "Our female soldiers are so bold and bold, they actually dare to take off their pants for convenience in public, wow! These!
Your butt is really white!"
"Where is it..."
Wang Dafu immediately turned around in a hurry, but suddenly he saw a rotten ghost face. The tip of his nose almost hit the female ghost's face. He heard a scream of "Ouch" and fell down on his butt.
Then he rolled around and yelled: "Chen Guangda! I'm going to fuck you, you perverted bastard!"
"Hahaha……"
Chen Guangda covered his belly and laughed forward and backward. The female ghost in front of him immediately floated over and stared at him sinisterly with two holes filled with fat maggots. She also let out cold low roars from her mouth.
But Chen Guangda waved his hand and said: "Get away as far as you want. Fatty people are afraid of ghosts, but I am not!"
"Huh~"
The female ghost disappeared in an instant, as if she understood Chen Guangda's threat, but Wang Dafu raised his head from the ashes of the vegetation and said in surprise like an African nigger: "What...what's going on, is it?"
Have you met a big-headed ghost? But big-headed ghosts are not like this!"
"You're just so scared that there's a shortage of goods. Didn't you notice the roll of toilet paper in someone's hand? It's all a figment of your imagination..."
Chen Guangda walked over angrily and kicked him directly on the butt. Then he looked at the confused Wang Dafu and said: "Although the big-headed ghost is not this trick, this thing is the same as the big-headed ghost. In your heart
The more you are afraid of something, the more it will make something appear in front of your eyes, it should be something lower than the big-headed ghost!"
"Damn! What an illusion..."
Wang Dafu cursed and climbed up, waving the Corpse Claw Spear again and began to show his strength. He looked around the surrounding environment and said: "No need to guess, this ghost must be hidden here, but this mountain is far away from Lingxi Old Road."
The sect is not far away, could it be a trap deliberately set by them?"
"There shouldn't be a trap. They are now eager for me to quickly find the Black Cloud Demon Cave..."
Chen Guangda shook his head and started poking at the ground, looking for suspicious places inch by inch. Who knows, his eyes suddenly flashed, and he saw seven or eight ugly old women with heavy makeup suddenly appeared. Not only were they all wearing disgusting sexy clothes,
They also surrounded them in a coquettish way.
"Fuck you, uncle! Fatty, what the hell are you thinking about..."
Chen Guangda almost vomited out, disgusting goosebumps rose up, but Wang Dafu said with an innocent face: "I didn't think about anything, I just wanted to sing a song to be brave. I drank alone and got drunk.
An old woman sleeps with me, and that's it... that's it!"
"If you change your mind, I'm going to vomit..."
Chen Guangda was really disgusted. He would rather face the female ghost than see these old witches. Wang Dafu's willpower was definitely not as strong as his. The low-profile big-headed ghost hiding in the dark would naturally stare at
Attack his weak points desperately.
"I'm going! It's so cool. You can get whatever you want here. It's more enjoyable than a 4D stereoscopic movie. If you catch that guy, don't kill him. If you catch him and open a movie theater, you'll definitely make a lot of money..."
Wang Dafu suddenly got high and closed his eyes with joy. But just as Chen Guangda wanted to stop him, it was too late, and he saw a group of coquettish old women suddenly disappearing, replaced by a pair of middle-aged men and women, standing alone.
Watch them not far away.
"Xiao Fu! It's time to go home for dinner. Mom has prepared a meal for you..."
The middle-aged woman looked at Wang Dafu with a kind face. Wang Dafu immediately opened his eyes like a lightning strike. When he saw the middle-aged couple, his eyes instantly turned red. He almost couldn't help but stepped forward and called his parents, but
But Chen Guangda hurriedly shouted: "Don't go there! There is a cliff over there!"
"Xiao Fu! It's time to go home with dad for dinner. If you haven't been home for so long, your parents will miss you..."
The middle-aged man also extended his hand with nostalgia, tears began to well up in his eyes. Chen Guangda quickly wanted to go up and hold Wang Dafu, but Wang Dafu suddenly fell to his knees with a "pop" and lay directly on the thick
He kowtowed vigorously in the ashes of the vegetation.
"Dad! Mom! My son is unfilial and cannot support you until the end of his life. I will kowtow to you and admit my mistake..."
With tears streaming down his face, Wang Dafu kowtowed as hard as he could, making a loud bang on the ground. Before he could finish kowtowing, blood started to flow from his head, but he didn't care at all. He kowtowed nine times before he gave up.
.
After a while, he stood up tremblingly, wiped the black ash on his face and said with a smile: "Dad! Mom! I want to tell you some good news. I have married a wife, who is my old classmate Qiu Shiman.
She is already pregnant with my child!"
"Okay! I knew our son would be successful..."
The old couple both shed tears of emotion. They actually did not call Wang Dafu over. Instead, they raised their hands towards Wang Dafu and said: "Xiao Fu! You go to work well. Your father and I are both fine.
Your uncles and aunts are all with us, so you don’t have to worry about us. Come and visit us when you are free!"
"Mom! Don't worry, I will go back one day, and then I will take your grandson to visit you..."
Wang Dafu couldn't help wiping the tears on his face, crying and smiling at the same time. The old couple smiled and nodded, supported each other, walked to a dark place, and slowly disappeared.
"Brother Guang..."
Wang Dafu suddenly took a deep breath, turned around slowly and said: "No matter what this thing is, let's not kill it. Although it is just an illusion, I am still very grateful to it for finally letting me see it."
The last time I saw my parents!"
"It's right here..."
Chen Guangda suddenly pointed at a hollow dead tree next to him. Only then did Wang Dafu notice that a naked little boy was standing by the tree, looking up at Chen Guangda with his head raised, and said in a sweet voice.
: "Uncle! I will change whatever you want to see, just don't kill me, okay?"
"Why? Are you afraid of me..."
Chen Guangda squatted down with a smile. The little boy nodded immediately and said: "You are different from Fat Uncle. The things you are afraid of will ignite the anger in your heart, so I dare not change it. Once you change it, you will never do it again."
Let me go, I didn’t mean to harm you, I just can’t leave here!”
"Don't worry! My uncle won't kill you. You tell him where your body is and he will take you out of here..."
Chen Guangda looked at the little boy very tenderly. The little boy hesitated for a moment, then turned and pointed to a hillside behind him, and then said: "There are bad people who want me to help them guard the treasure. If I don't listen to them, they will
I will be punished!"
"Okay! Uncle will take you away now. No one will punish you in the future..."
Chen Guangda stood up and walked forward. Wang Dafu also hurriedly followed. Unexpectedly, Cong Xiaowei suddenly ran over, squatted directly next to the little boy and asked: "Child! Tell aunt, that uncle
Are you most afraid that you will turn out to be an aunt named Ding Li?"
"No! He is afraid that I will become himself..."
The little boy shook his head very obediently. Cong Xiaowei's expression immediately changed, and the little boy tilted his head and said: "Who is Ding Li? There are many aunties in my uncle's heart, but there seems to be no one named Ding Li."
My aunt!"
"this……"
Since Xiaowei opened her mouth and didn't know how to answer, I'm afraid Chen Guangda had already buried Ding Li deep in his heart, a place that even the big-headed ghost couldn't reach.
(My wrist hurts so much that it stings when I lift it up. I suspect that I have tenosynovitis. I can only type slowly now. I hope everyone can understand!).