"Don't let this pig sleep anymore, use a basin of water to splash him awake..."
Chen Guangda looked at a carriage very depressed. Wang Dafu was lying on it, sleeping soundly. Even if a basin of cold water was poured on him, he didn't wake up. But Cong Xiaowei hugged her arms and sneered: "Unexpectedly,
If he dares to drug my aunt, of course I have to pay back double the amount, he won’t wake up until tonight!"
"What do you think I'm doing? I didn't ask him to give him the medicine. When he wakes up, you can settle the score with him..."
Chen Guangda gave her a very guilty look, and threw the blame on Wang Dafu unreasonably. Then he quickly mounted his horse and ordered to set off. Of course Cong Xiaowei understood what was going on, but for the first time she did not follow him.
He cared about it, but just looked back at the carriages pulling nuclear bombs, and sighed deeply.
Three days passed in a blink of an eye, and the long army finally arrived in front of a daunting desert. Looking at a world almost entirely filled with yellow sand, the rolling sand dunes only gave people a strong sense of excitement.
The feeling of despair, human beings here are no better than a grain of sand.
"Master Guang! In front of you is the famous Sea of Death. After entering, you have to walk for three days to get to the nearest water source..."
The middle-aged guide rode up on a camel. Chen Guangda also took off the scarf on his face. After licking his chapped lips, he asked: "The compass can't be used now. Are you sure you can lead us to the center point?"
, instead of consuming us alive in the desert?"
"Master Guang, please don't worry. I was the one who led the geological team back then. I never used a compass to tell the direction..."
The middle-aged guide nodded confidently, and Chen Guangda also waved his hand and said: "Inform the logistics troops to discard useless supplies. The combat troops each bring five days of dry food and travel lightly. Everyone must wear sun protection.
Be prepared, military doctors will check the physical condition of personnel at any time, and beware of heatstroke!"
"yes!"
Several messengers immediately ran back, and the order was quickly conveyed. After about half an hour, everyone was ready, and Chen Guangda shouted loudly: "The combat troops are speeding up with me, and the logistics troops are following us."
Meet at the oil field and set off!"
The long team headed directly into the desert, each person carrying an aura of no regrets. Fortunately, this was not the Sahara Desert. The Death Sea was also a combination of desert and Gobi. Under the guidance of experienced guides,
Under our guidance, we will definitely be able to reach the central area within four days as long as there are no problems.
The combat troops and the logistics troops quickly distanced themselves, and naturally they brought more than one guide. Chen Guangda even secretly hid a few guides in the team to prevent the guides from having evil intentions and leading them into desperate situations.
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"Huh~ This damn thing must be fifty degrees. When will this be the end..."
Wang Dafu, who was sweating profusely, kept complaining. The gauze clothes on his body were almost wet and dry, and alternated between dry and wet. Even the fat in his body had evaporated a lot. This was just entering the desert.
It was only noon on the second day.
"Guide! Why are you so hesitant? You won't get lost..."
Chen Guangda looked at the guide with a gloomy look on his face. The guide hurriedly reined in the camel and stopped, and said in panic: "It is impossible to get lost, but we are afraid that we have taken the wrong path because the landforms of this place have changed so much.
, we’d better take a break and let me go up and take a look before we talk!”
"Rest where you are..."
Chen Guangda waved his hand and jumped off the camel. They had no other choice but to trust the guide. After all, even looking at the map was useless in a place like this. Even the military map was almost blank.
"Master Guang! There has been a big earthquake in this place. Based on previous experience, I'm afraid I won't be able to find a way out..."
Three little old men in military uniforms suddenly walked up. They were the guides hidden in the team. They said helplessly: "The weather here has become weird since the catastrophe. It turns out that this place is not a desert at all. We
I’m afraid I can only go in the general direction, but I’m sure I’ll inevitably make mistakes!”
"Five days! We only have five days of dry food. If we get separated from the logistics team, we will all be dead. You guys should think carefully..."
Chen Guangda sat expressionlessly on the sand dune. The three guides immediately looked at each other and hurriedly climbed to the top of the dune to discuss countermeasures. However, Wang Dafu suddenly shouted: "Hey~ there are sand snakes! Yes.
The uninfected sand snake, hurry, hurry, hurry! Catch it quickly, we are going to have a snack tonight!"
Wang Dafu immediately threw down the straw hat on his head and ran out after the fast-swimming sand snake, but there were only a few people who responded. Everyone was almost exhausted from the poisonous sun, and only Wang Dafu
The foodie still has the strength to catch a snake and eat it, and it can run as fast as a rabbit.
"ah……"
Wang Dafu suddenly screamed and rolled down the sand dune. His eyes went dark and then lighted up. When he looked up in despair, he saw that the Sand Snake had disappeared without a trace and no one was following him.
Come and help him catch the snake.
"Nah! Why do these sand dunes look like cliffs..."
Wang Dafu scratched his head inexplicably, and his fall was as if he had lost his footing on a cliff. But just as he was about to turn around and go back, he suddenly heard a barking sound. When he turned back and took a closer look, there was actually a curling
The furry dog stood on the sand dune and looked at him.
"Damn it! Force your grandpa to eat a big meal..."
Wang Dafu was immediately happy. This was actually a normal dog that had not transformed into a corpse. He immediately drew out his dagger and ran towards the puppy. The stupid puppy tilted its head and did not run away. He almost sprinted at a hundred meters.
He rushed up the sand dune at high speed and pounced directly on the puppy, but before he could hit him, his heart went cold.
"Plop~"
Wang Dafu threw himself to the ground and took a mouthful of yellow sand. However, he lay in the sand with a miserable expression on his face and did not move. This was all because there were about ten people standing behind the sand dune, directly surrounding him.
And a girl wearing a red jacket sneered directly: "Damn fat man! What are you doing, do you want to kill my dog?"
"Don't get me wrong! I'm just playing with the dog..."
Wang Dafu quickly got up from the ground with a charming smile. He had obviously fallen into someone else's dog trap, but the girl took off the goggles on her face and said disdainfully: "Teasing a dog? I think you are teasing me.
What else do you want to do with the knife in your hand other than killing the dog?"
"Beauty! Don't be angry, smoke a cigarette first and let me tell you slowly..."
Wang Dafu took out the cigarettes from his pocket with a smile. He couldn't figure out who this group of people were. Judging from their fully armed desert travelers, it was obvious that they couldn't be ordinary adventurers. What if Coffin Mountain was buried here?
The nails he had driven in, and his more than one hundred kilograms of fat, were considered as an excuse.
"Why are you smoking! You scared my dog, please pay me..."
The girl shouted angrily, but Wang Dafu breathed a sigh of relief when he heard the word "compensate". As long as he didn't run into a bat monster, he wasn't afraid anymore, so he lighted a cigarette and said with a cruel smile: "
You girl, you have such a loud voice, which oasis are you from? Do you know who I am, Fat Master?"
"Oh~ Is it possible that you are still in the desert underworld..."
A tall young man suddenly raised an ax and pointed it at Wang Dafu arrogantly, but Wang Dafu smiled and took out a fireworks stick from his pocket and said: "Hey boy! You are right.
Fatty, I am the largest gangster in the country, and today I will show you what an arrow that pierces the clouds is like, and thousands of troops are coming to meet you!"
"Hey~"
Wang Dafu suddenly pulled the firework stick in his hand, and a red signal flare immediately shot up into the sky. A big firework exploded in the air with a "dong" sound. The faces of the group of men and women immediately changed, and they looked slightly nervous.
I looked behind the sand dune, but after waiting for a long time, I didn't see a single person emerging.
"Fat man! Where are your thousands of troops..."
The group of people all laughed evilly. Wang Dafu blinked in confusion, and quickly took out a whistle from his pocket and blew it, but the girl suddenly rushed up and kicked him off the sand dune, cursing.
Said: "Kick you fat pig to death, let's see if you still dare to show off!"
"Don't come here! Otherwise I will kill you..."
Wang Dafu was so agile that he didn't look like a fat man at all. Not only did he roll on the spot and jump up, he also pulled out the corpse claw spear from behind, then raised the corpse claw spear high and shouted loudly: "Open your dog eyes."
Take a good look at the six-striped golden hoop corpse claw spear, I am one of the four demon kings of corpse collectors!"
"Hahaha……"
A group of young men and women all laughed wildly, even the curly-haired puppy barked wildly, and the girl leaned forward and laughed loudly and said: "Four devils, you must have read too many fantasy novels, fat man, I warn you,
If you don’t pay up, we will take action!”
"Okay! If you have the guts, come up here and see who of us kills who..."
Wang Dafu spit directly into the palm of his hand and finally started to get serious. As long as the other party was not a mutant, he could easily deal with a dozen young people. However, the other party actually flinched when he saw his murderous look. The girl frowned.
He frowned and snorted: "Humph~ It's really unlucky to meet a lunatic, let's go!"
"Brother Liu! Has the car been repaired? We are almost dying of heat..."
The young man carrying the ax also shouted loudly, but before he could finish his words, Wang Dafu's eyes suddenly shot up. He saw two domestic off-road vehicles driving over from behind the dunes, and he immediately rubbed them vigorously.
Rubbing his eyes, he suddenly discovered that the ax in the young man's hand was also rusty, and it was obviously an iron axe.
"I'm going! Is there no magnetic field..."
Wang Dafu looked at the two cars in disbelief, but when he saw that the other car was about to leave, he rushed forward and said with a smile on his face: "Wait a minute! All beauties and handsome guys, where are you from? Can you tell me
Sell these two cars to me, you can drive them as much as you want, I promise not to bargain!"
"One million! Can you afford it..."
The girl looked at him as if he was crazy, but Wang Dafu took off his backpack and took out a lot of gold chains, even many diamond rings and necklaces, and said with a smile: "So many jewelry
That should be enough, I also have two Xixia cigarettes that I can give you, how about it?"
"Go away! You just want to cheat us out of the car with a bunch of fakes. Do you think we are idiots? If you want to buy a car, just take out the money..."
The girl didn't even look at the jewelry in his hand, but Wang Dafu almost thought he heard wrongly, but when he subconsciously looked into the car, he saw not only a lot of change and toll bills on the dashboard, but also a light on
Apple mobile phone with WeChat interface.
"Hello, dear listeners, we are now inserting an emergency traffic message. A three-vehicle rear-end collision occurred on the Dongcheng Elevated Highway in our city, from east to west..."
The music in the car suddenly changed and turned directly into a radio station. Wang Dafu suddenly looked around at the group of people in shock, pinched his thigh hard and asked: "Excuse me! Can you tell me what this year is?
What day is it?"
"September 18th, 2016..."
The group of people all looked at him inexplicably. Wang Dafu suddenly shook his body and threw the necklace in his hand to the driver as if he was crazy. After grabbing the phone on the center console, he directly pressed a series of phone calls.
number, and soon I heard someone on the phone muttering: "Xixia's phone number? Hello! Who is it?"
"I...I'm looking for Wang Dafu..."
"That's me, who are you..."
"Click~"
The phone in Wang Dafu's hand suddenly fell to the ground. His expression also changed drastically. He turned around and trembled: "It's over, it's over! I've been tricked. It's a fucking hallucination. This is absolutely not true."
It could be time travel, yes, yes! Take drugs quickly!"