"Think of a way quickly, hooking up with a vixen will lead to death..."
Brother Dog bared his teeth and stabbed Chen Guangda anxiously. He was sweating profusely, and he didn't know whether he was scared or anxious, but Chen Guangda's brain was already spinning rapidly. In fact, he didn't believe that this vixen could do magic at all.
, but he just couldn't find a flaw, and the things the vixen created didn't look like hallucinations.
"Beauty! It's too direct to start chatting right away, not to mention that my wife is still watching. Let's chat first..."
Chen Guangda hugged Cong Xiaowei's shoulders very naturally, and Cong Xiaowei also cooperated and leaned into his arms. Unexpectedly, the vixen sipped the hot tea in the cup and said with a smile: "This is awesome.
It’s really strange that your wife is still a virgin, is there something wrong with you?”
"No, no, no! We just got together not long ago, and we haven't had time to do anything yet..."
Chen Guangda hurriedly kissed Xiaowei on the face, while his eyes kept scanning around quickly. Since Liu Xiaoliu had passed by, it proved that he could pass the test without violence, but what was the key point?
Still have to think about it carefully.
"Do you two really love each other..."
The vixen held the tea cup and gently rotated it playfully. The two of them immediately nodded without hesitation, but the vixen suddenly stood up and said with a smile: "Okay! Since you two truly love each other, I will test this handsome guy.
Do you like your lover's appearance or her inner self? If she turns out to be ugly, will you still stay with her?"
"this……"
Chen Guangda looked at Cong Xiaowei in surprise and uncertainty. He was not thinking about whether he loved him or not, but how to answer the question tactfully. But the vixen suddenly shouted sharply: "I said it! It's not mine.
No one can leave here, do you think my words are farts?"
"ah……"
Suddenly! A burst of screams came from behind, and several soldiers suddenly fell to the ground. As soon as they landed, they vomited out blood. Chen Guangda hurriedly shouted: "Don't get me wrong! They just want to pee.
, let’s continue with the question just now!”
"good!"
The vixen smiled calmly and lazily sat back on the stone bench, but Cong Xiaowei said: "Since I love him, I love him as a whole, no matter what he becomes, I will never leave him, even if he changes
Even if he becomes the ugliest monster, I will accompany him until he grows old!"
"I'm not asking you, I'm asking him. I was as stupid as you back then, but in the end I was let down by the heartless man..."
The vixen looked at Chen Guangda with a half-smile. Unexpectedly, before Chen Guangda could answer, the little girl suddenly waved her hand. Cong Xiaowei and Dog Brother both trembled, and their eyes widened almost at the same time. Cong Xiao
Wei even touched her body and shouted in horror: "Fuck me! Why did I become a woman? What happened?"
"Don't touch my breasts..."
Brother Dog rushed up and slapped Cong Xiaowei's hand away, but his demeanor became clearly feminine. Chen Guangda immediately took a step back in shock, but Brother Dog stared at the vixen in shock and anger and shouted: "You
What the hell, why do you have to swap our bodies, switch them back for me!"
"What? You two switched bodies..."
Chen Guangda exclaimed in disbelief, and after the two of them hurriedly checked, they all nodded anxiously, but the vixen laughed loudly and said: "If you really love everything about her, you won't care.
What has she become? If you dislike your lover, it proves that you are not sincere at all!"
"Okay! I don't dislike her, can you let us go..."
Chen Guangda suppressed the strong feeling of vomiting, hugged the stubble-faced dog brother, and kissed him hard on the face. Cong Xiaowei next to him almost spat out when he opened his mouth, but the vixen shook his head again and said
: "Since you don't mind, let's share the same room. I've prepared the bed for you. I'll let you go after we're done!"
"Don't play so big, don't explode my anus..."
Cong Xiaowei covered her buttocks with a mournful look on her face, and Chen Guangda's face turned green instantly. Looking at Brother Dog, who looked like a savage with a stubble on his face, a strong feeling of vomiting immediately came to his heart, just like
When Zhu Bajie wanted to kiss Zhizunbao, he bent over and spit it out.
"Hmph~ You still have the nerve to say that you truly love each other. I think you just like her skin. When she gets older, you will still despise her..."
The vixen crossed his arms with a mocking look on his face. Who knew that the dog brother was also angry? He rushed up and grabbed Chen Guangda's collar and said angrily: "You bastard, you have the nerve to swear an oath to me, how much have I changed?"
You have become so disgusted in just a few minutes. You are a scumbag and a heartless man. Give me back my youth and my love!"
"Don't be so excited. Just let me get used to it..."
Chen Guangda looked at her with tears in his eyes, but Cong Xiaowei secretly put the small gold medal into his hand. Chen Guangda was immediately startled, this was the last small gold medal in their hands, and Cong Xiao didn't know
What's the use of Wei giving this thing to him now?
"Unless you kiss me, I will never be done with you..."
Brother Gou stomped his big feet and acted coquettishly. Unexpectedly, before Chen Guangda could say anything, Chen Quan and others behind him all spat out. Even Brother Gou, who had occupied Cong Xiaowei's body, couldn't bear it anymore.
, he just lay on the ground and vomited, and kept shouting that it was so disgusting.
"Damn it! I'm risking my life..."
Chen Guangda rolled up his sleeves fiercely, hugged Brother Gou and pushed him down on his back. Brother Gou also hooked his neck obediently, but just when Chen Guangda had the courage to kiss him, Brother Gou was there.
He whispered in his ear: "Look at the sky with the gold medal and don't stop talking!"
"Don't stick your tongue out..."
Chen Guangda wailed with a bitter look on his face, but he could only hold his breath and lower his head. When the two people's lips met, Chen Guangda almost threw Brother Dog into the lava river, and there was even more behind them.
I vomited a lot, as if I was pregnant collectively.
"Um?"
While Chen Guangda leaned over to kiss the dog brother, he secretly glanced at the small gold medal in his hand. The small gold medal, as smooth as a mirror, directly reflected the scenery in the air, but in his eyes, there was a dark sky, but there was a floating ball.
The huge and furry black thing is like a huge ball of black wool, with black hairs floating back and forth on it.
"We have been tricked since we came in. It is deliberately delaying us..."
Brother Gou looked at Chen Guangda very solemnly. Chen Guangda also narrowed his eyes and used the gold medal to shine back. When the nine-tailed demon fox appeared in the little gold medal, her graceful figure suddenly changed. It turned out to be a black
A humanoid monster made of hair, with a large bundle of black hair connected to the back of its head, leading to a large hair ball in the air.
However, they actually had this thing on their heads. The huge hair ball shot out thousands of black threads as thin as hair, directly piercing into the back of their heads. It was probably too thin for them to notice, but Chen Guangda
But he clearly felt that his strength was slowly draining away, and his body was getting weaker.
"what to do?"
Brother Gou stared anxiously. His hands were still around Chen Guangda's neck, and he did not dare to leave his mouth for a moment. However, her appearance reflected in the little gold medal also changed back to its original shape. It turned out that she had not interacted with her at all.
Brother Dog switched bodies, so Chen Guangda suddenly stuck out his tongue in her surprised eyes and kissed her fiercely in his mouth.
"Ugh~"
Now it was Liu Qianqian's turn to spit it out, and even Su Yan, who had strong endurance, couldn't control it. In their eyes, this was Chen Guangda having sex with Brother Gou, but Chen Guangda stood up suddenly and followed
Xiaowei held a copper grenade and shouted loudly: "Kill me!"
"Boom~"
Two grenades suddenly exploded in mid-air, followed by a strange chirping sound, just like a nest of mice screaming, but the big hair ball hidden in the darkness was revealed, and the flames of the explosion
It directly ignited its hair and burned it into a big fireball in the blink of an eye.
"Whoosh whoosh whoosh..."
The soldiers also fired their crossbows into the air fiercely, and Chen Quan and others directly attacked the vixen, but all the hair that had penetrated the back of their heads had been burned, and the vixen also turned into a furry black man, but this guy
It suddenly seemed like it was broken into pieces, and suddenly turned into countless small pieces.
"Holy crap! It's an insect..."
Everyone was shocked. It turned out that the vixen was not a ball of wool at all, but was composed of countless furry black bugs. After they suddenly dispersed, they were like countless cockroaches, sweeping towards everyone like an overwhelming force.
.
"Set fire! Set fire quickly..."
Chen Guangda hurriedly shouted, and the soldiers with the gasoline bottles quickly smashed them out. A blazing fire soon ignited around them, but the flames were not very effective against these bugs. These bugs were all living things.
It's by the lava river. You don't have to guess to know that it is very resistant to high temperatures.
"ah……"
Suddenly several soldiers screamed. After the damn bugs pounced on them, they bit their skin and burrowed in. The soldiers only lasted for half a minute and died tragically on the spot. Chen Guangda immediately roared:
"Chen Quan! Give me a hand!"
"bring it on!"
Chen Quan immediately dropped his weapon and squatted with both legs, crossing his hands directly in front of his abdomen. Chen Guangda immediately rushed over as fast as he could, and then stepped hard on his hand. Chen Quan was instantly stunned.
It was thrown high into the air and shot towards the burning big ball of hair like an arrow.
"Bang~"
Chen Guangda plunged into the flames like a fierce man. He immediately closed his eyes and stabbed the corpse claw spear with all his strength. The large hair ball composed of countless insects made him feel as if he was stuck in the mud. If he hadn't been wearing sandals,
The Lizard King Armor probably couldn't hold on for ten seconds, but he soon realized that he had stabbed a big, soft guy.
'Die!'
Chen Guangda roared in his heart, and stabbed the corpse claw spear to the end, but then he heard a muffled bang, the whole big hair ball actually collapsed, and countless little black insects fell down like flowers.
, even Chen Guangda fell from the air to the ground with a "pop".
"Dong~"
Suddenly! A ball of soft stuff suddenly hit Chen Guangda. When he hurriedly got up and took a look, he saw that it was indeed a white insect mother larger than him. It was as slimy as a slug, with two slugs on both ends.
The little black insect was spraying out with a roar, but its body was stabbed through by Chen Guangda.
"Get out of my way..."
Chen Guangda picked up the insect mother and held it high in the air. He rushed directly to the lava river and was ready to throw it down at any time. However, the dense army of insects did not need to be threatened by him at all. After the collapse, they all dispersed quickly.
It burrowed into the ground and disappeared.
"You're so threatening, you stabbed me to death..."
Brother Dog stumbled up, his body already covered with wounds from bites. If Chen Guangda was a step later, he might have suffered a disaster. When Chen Guangda looked at the big female insect in his hand, he saw that it was hanging limply in his hand.
There was no movement on the bed, but green juice was still flowing all over his hands.
"Depend on!"
Chen Guangda threw it into the lava river, and with a "chock" sound, a ball of flame instantly burst out from the lava river, burning the big slimy female insect completely...