"As for the matter, we have to start from the day when I ran away chasing the Sand Snake..."
Wang Dafu sat on the headless corpse with a cigarette in his mouth and said: "Actually, I fell into a space crack accidentally. These space cracks did not exist originally. It was just that the spacecraft forcibly traveled through space after encountering a crisis because the energy was too high.
I tore some small holes in the space tunnel, and that’s how I won the lottery!”
"The crack you are talking about is the well of time. We found a sarcophagus and went back to 1997..."
Chen Quan suddenly shouted as if he was enlightened, but Wang Dafu said disdainfully: "Little comrade! You must use accurate words to understand. The concept of time was created by human beings. The so-called time is just the change of objects. In fact, time is
It doesn’t exist, so the time well you’re talking about should be called a space crack or a wormhole, do you understand?”
"What a bastard! After drinking a few drops of alien urine, you started pretending to be an expert, right..."
Chen Quan glared at him very unhappily, and Wang Dafu immediately laughed and said: "I'm afraid you won't understand, but in short, I just traveled to a parallel space, and the historical trajectory there is the same as
We are exactly the same, except that there was no catastrophe there, because there were no giant spaceships there, so there were no living corpses!"
"We found a car in the desert with the bodies of several of us inside, including you..."
Chen Guangda looked deeply at Wang Dafu, and Wang Dafu nodded and said: "Yes! Those are you from another dimension. I brought them back to change the past, but if you have been to 1997, you should
Know that things that do not belong to that space will be forcibly destroyed by an invisible force!"
"We have already had a taste of it. The army surrounded us in less than half a day..."
Chen Guangda nodded without hesitation, and Wang Dafu continued: "It was the same when I was there. I could get robbed even if I took a pee. At first, I thought it was just bad luck, and I found you to prepare.
I came back to be the savior, but they all died before they even landed. If I hadn't been careful, I'd probably be dead too!"
"What happened next? Why didn't you stop the spread of the virus..."
Chen Guangda and others all looked at him, but Wang Dafu sighed and said: "We all think too simply. Things in the past cannot be changed at all, because without my time travel, there would be no disaster. You know who
Who is the mysterious Mr. Liu? It’s actually me!"
"What? Are you Mr. Six? Are you kidding..."
Everyone's eyes instantly fell to the floor, almost thinking that they heard wrongly, but Wang Dafu sighed and said: "When I came back from time travel, I went to Li Jiancheng and asked him to work with me to prevent the disaster. I even made it up casually.
I chose the name Liu Xiaoliu, but gradually people called me Liu Ye. It was not until the end that I realized that the boss I wanted to kill was actually me!"
"Why don't you come to us? Looking for that guy is not asking for death..."
The little girl squatting behind immediately became furious, but Wang Dafu said angrily: "You were still an office worker at that time, and Chen Guangda was still selling coffins. I came to you to kill the living corpses, and you still don't think I'm crazy.
Ah, besides, it’s not long since the end of the world, so I definitely have to find an insider, Li Jiancheng!”
"Did Brother Guang marry a country girl? Did his family sell steamed buns..."
The little girl suddenly changed the topic and started gossiping. Wang Dafu immediately said in surprise: "Yes, yes! I never thought that Old Chen would marry a country girl who sells steamed buns. Her face is full of freckles and she smells like lard.
, that girl is just... ugh! I asked you, can you please stop interrupting me and disrupting my train of thought!"
When Wang Dafu saw Chen Guangda's darkened face, he hurriedly coughed and said: "At that time, I still couldn't figure out who released the corpse poison, so I thought of killing the black corpse bug first, so I asked Li Jiancheng to kill it in the name of research.
I borrowed the black corpse worms, and there were also two man-made mutated corpse worms, one red and one green. Who knew that the transport truck had an accident on the way!"
"Li Jiancheng told us this, but why did he release the virus in the end..."
Chen Guangda frowned in confusion, but Wang Dafu said angrily: "In order to make him believe me, I told him about my time travel back. Who knew that this bastard was actually thinking about the space rift?
He wanted to bring his dead daughter back, so he secretly released the virus and tricked me into going to the Demon Cave with him to find the antidote!"
"Why did he have to enter the Devil's Cave? Is there really an elixir of immortality here..."
Chen Guangda looked at him in surprise, but Wang Dafu waved his hand and said: "Hey, I made up the legend of the Devil's Cave, but that guy actually believed it to be true. If I hadn't been so mean, he might have
You won’t be so heartbroken!”
"What did you tell him? Why did he send Shalia to wait for me..."
The more Chen Guangda thought about it, the more he felt something was wrong. Unexpectedly, Wang Dafu sneered and said, "Isn't this just a pain in the ass? On the way here, I told him a bunch of nonsense, saying that you were the reincarnation of a giant leader, and that you were a general of an ancient country in your last life. Only
Only then can you open the treasure of the Demon Cave. Who knows that this guy is also an honest person, he will believe whatever I say, and he even tied up Shalia and waited for you here, preparing to let Shalia sneak in with you!"
Cong Xiaowei immediately said angrily: "It turns out that this is all the fault of you fat man. He used his birthday as a password to open this place. I really thought he was the descendant of the giant leader. I guess the Black Queen is
Believe it or not!"
"Haha~ When you brag, you have to brag all the way. Why do you brag when others see your flaws? But the Black Queen is not as retarded as you think. She already knew I was here..."
Wang Dafu laughed loudly and then said: "I changed the password to open this place, and I deliberately left a Korean phone number to remind Lao Chen. I was afraid that Zhu Fei would come in before him, but there is something you are afraid of.
I don’t know, all the living corpses are the eyes and ears of the Black Queen, and it can know whatever the living corpses can see, so it knows that I am here!”
"No wonder it forced me to open this place, but why don't you go out? Is it because you can't get out..."
Chen Guangda looked at him suspiciously again, while Wang Dafu spread his hands and said: "Nonsense! If I could go out, wouldn't I have to stay stupid for more than three years? I didn't see that there were all living corpses outside, but I was dormant
I’m here just to give the Black Queen a fatal blow. Since I can’t change the past, I might as well change the future!”
"What is the relationship between the Black Queen and the Giant? Have they really existed for hundreds of millions of years..."
Cong Xiaowei tilted her head curiously, but Wang Dafu sneered: "Silly! How can something exist for so long, not even aliens? They have only been on earth for seven or eight hundred years at most. Are they here?
They were suddenly attacked while traveling through space, and as a result, the spacecraft lost control and plunged into the ground, but they can only blame themselves for this!"
After taking a breath, Wang Dafu said again: "This man, if he is too carefree, he will be bored. The same is true for the giants. They have been exploring the true meaning of life all day long. After tens of thousands of years of exploration, they all agreed that
The meaning of life is eternity, and reproduction is to make oneself exist forever, so they simply skip the reproduction process and directly make themselves immortal!"
Chen Guangda suddenly stood up in shock and said, "Mutated fluid! Did they turn themselves into mutants?"
"That's right! The mutant fluid is their elixir, but it's only suitable for their giant genes. Even if we humans dilute the mutant fluid, it won't work. At most, we can only make something nondescript, and the success rate is pitifully low...
"Wang Dafu sighed and said: "Alas~ But you have all seen the side effects. They have all become hermaphrodites, and at the same time they have lost the last bit of sex, because they don't need to eat, drink, poop or sleep.
You work to farm and buy a house, but in the end you don’t even have the chance to reproduce, so you can imagine the consequences!”
"They couldn't have committed suicide..."
Everyone immediately looked at each other, and Wang Dafu added: "Their leader gradually discovered that all the tribesmen had become like walking zombies and were not interested in anything, so they tried various methods to stimulate them, but they turned out to be interested."
They have a strong interest in killing, but they are too lazy to do it themselves, so they created the Black Queen, a killing machine, so that they can get perverted pleasure from killing!"
"What? It was actually a giant who created the Black Queen..."
Everyone was stunned, but Wang Dafu sighed and said: "Corpse worms are not a naturally occurring species. They are artificially created by the giants. Corpse poison can infect almost all living things in the universe. Every time they come to
Infect one place everywhere, watch the infected kill each other for fun, and finally collect some energy resources by the way!"
"This has become so perverted that there is no cure..."
Everyone was shocked and dumbfounded. Unexpectedly, Wang Dafu added: "In fact, their next target is our earth, but during their flight, a giant couldn't stand what they did, so he secretly
The Black Queen was released and killed all their tribesmen who tried to escape in one go!"
"It can't be your long-legged mistress..."
Everyone looked at the little giant next to them. The little giant was holding his chin and looking at Wang Dafu happily, but Wang Dafu said: "Of course not, Long Legs wasn't born yet, it was his mother who did it.
Its mother was not injected with mutant fluid because she was pregnant, and the giant's pregnancy cycle is very long, often lasting more than ten or twenty years, so it is also the last giant to remain sane!"
"What about your mother-in-law..."
Everyone looked curiously into the temple, but Wang Dafu snapped his fingers and said: "Where are you looking? It has been dead for a long time. No matter how long the giant's lifespan is, it will have an end, not to mention that it was in order to protect the planet.
Shi was injured by an insect monster, and he died after Long Legs became sensible. Long Legs has lived alone for so many years!"
"No wonder it is so hungry, even the little ants..."
Everyone immediately looked at Wang Dafu with a lewd smile, just like looking at the strange uncle who kidnapped the little lolita, but Chen Guangda looked at the star stone in the temple and asked: "What on earth is the star stone? Did you just
Wasn't it used to kill the Black Queen?"
"No! The star stone is not a weapon at all. You all thought wrong..."
Wang Dafu shook his head directly and said seriously: "Do you know what the Black Queen wants to do by snatching it? The star stone is equivalent to the master control key of this spaceship. It can not only open all the equipment here, but also start the spacecraft to leave.
here!"
"What? Can this spaceship still fly..."
Chen Guangda stood up in surprise, and Wang Dafu also stood up and said seriously: "Otherwise! Do you think the Black Queen just turns on the air conditioner to blow the air? A small earth is nothing to it, they are
I want the entire universe!”
"this……"
Chen Guangda opened his mouth in shock, and subconsciously turned around to look at the black army of zombies. Unexpectedly, Bai Muran, who had lost his left arm, suddenly walked over tremblingly and said in a cold voice: "You seem to be happy too early.
The Black Queen is far from dead, you just killed one of its clones!"
"What?"
Everyone stood up immediately, their faces changed dramatically, and their hair stood on end!