Chen Guangda has always been a person who takes one thing for another, and he is even more so when he lives a life of today and no tomorrow. He directly set up a big pot in the cafeteria and threw all the miscellaneous things in it.
With the help of the national goddess Lao Gan Ma, the fragrant aroma almost filled the entire building.
Soon! Hungry heads popped up at the door of the cafeteria. A dozen survivors looked at the hot pot and gulped. These people were so hungry that even Lao Ganma could eat them alive. She probably roasted their human flesh.
They all dared to eat it, but this was a common occurrence for Chen Guangda. He lit up a cigarette and shouted: "Do you have any wine? Any white beer is fine. I'll give it to you in exchange for a bowl of rice!"
"Yes! I still have a few bottles of good wine..."
Zhou Yun at the door hurriedly agreed, hurried upstairs and ran back quickly. But not only did she come out with several bottles of Wuliangye, but she also took half a carton of Chinese cigarettes. Chen Guangda directly opened the cigarettes and gave them to
Zhang Mang and Huang Daya then pointed to the empty seats next to them and said, "Sit down and eat together, but you have to have a few drinks with us!"
"Okay...ok! Thank you..."
The people around nodded very cautiously, wiped their hands and sat down. This woman was relatively clean, and there was a nice soap smell floating around her body. She probably took advantage of yesterday's heavy rain and just took a shower, and Chen Guang was older.
After taking a cigarette, he asked with a smile: "Principal Zhou! Apart from your cousin, do you have any relatives here? Are you married?"
"It's over! But I don't know where my husband is. It's just me and my cousin here..."
Zhou Yun glanced at Chen Guangda and lowered her head in panic, not daring to look at his sharp eyes. She always felt that Chen Guangda could see through his own clothes, but Chen Guangda immediately laughed, opened a bottle of wine and handed it to him.
He said to her: "It's better to be married. Only married women are knowledgeable and knowledgeable. You will be the wine commander today!"
"Brother Chen! Can I leave some food for my cousin? We are really hungry..."
Zhou Yun instinctively hugged the bottle and looked at Chen Guangda pitifully, but Chen Guangda immediately agreed with a wave of his hand. Zhou Yun was so happy that she quickly stood up and poured wine for them one by one. Chen Guangda immediately held her little hand and smiled: "
You can drink as much as you pour for me. If you drink one glass, I will reward you with two cans. If you dare to drink three glasses, you can choose what I have here!"
"I...I'll try my best..."
Zhou Yun's pretty face turned red, because Chen Guangda was scratching her hand, she hurriedly took out her little hand and sat back with her head raised, but Liu Sha next to her frowned suspiciously and whispered to Yan Qing
Asked: "Sister! Mr. Liu seems to be particularly interested in this woman, but this woman is not as good-looking as Chen Jiayi!"
"How dare you call yourself a bitch? You don't even understand what he really likes. This bastard is a hardcore leg fetishist. He spends at least half an hour on my legs every time. I even
I suspect he likes me because of my legs..."
Yan Qing curled her lips with a disgusted look on her face, and Liu Sha immediately turned her head to look at Zhou Yun's legs. Sure enough! Zhou Yun's legs were always long and well-proportioned, and the stockings full of holes had a sadistic visual impact.
, not to mention Yan Qing’s beautiful legs. To exaggerate, it would be almost all legs from the chest down. Normal pants would become cropped pants when they reach her legs.
"Then if you don't think of a way to control it, he will definitely go out to steal people at night..."
Liu Sha stared at Zhou Yun with jealousy. Her figure was similar to that of Chen Jiayi. She was plump enough, but her legs seemed a bit thick when her butt was big. No wonder Chen Guangda had never played with her legs.
"Hmph~ If he dares to show off, I will kill him..."
Yan Qing gave a confident smile, leaned over and whispered to Liu Sha, and then secretly pointed at Chen Guangda's pocket. Liu Sha immediately covered her mouth in surprise and said with a smile: "Sister! What a trick you have.
It’s so poisonous, it’s so painful now, I have to beat her to death tonight… vomit~”
Before Liu Sha finished speaking, she suddenly covered her mouth and almost vomited out. Xu Lizhen hurriedly ran over and patted her on the back with a concerned look on her face, but Yan Qing's pretty face suddenly changed and she frowned and asked.
Said: "Liu Sha! Are you pregnant?"
"Holy crap! It's impossible. I wear a condom every time. Even if I get pregnant, it can't be mine..."
Chen Guangda jumped up in fright, shouting with excitement, but Liu Sha straightened up and waved her hands: "It's not that I'm pregnant, I just got pregnant last week, I guess it's because I had a bad stomach
Oh, maybe I just ate too much watermelon!"
"There is medicine! I have medicine here..."
Before Liu Sha could finish her words, a fat and white man rushed in from the door. He threw a satchel on the table, poured out a lot of medicines with a "hula", and then nodded and said:
"Dear brothers and sisters, I have all the medicines here, whether they are anti-inflammatory or sterilizing medicines, or medicines for colds and fevers. If not, I can use my ancestral medical skills to help you feel your pulse!"
"Do you know how to practice Chinese medicine? Don't fool around..."
Chen Guangda looked at the fat man carefully. The fat man should be about the same age as him. He has a medium build and an ordinary appearance. However, the deer head and rat eyes are not a good thing at first glance, and they are to the point where Lao Ganma can eat them raw. This guy is
He actually weighs one hundred and ten kilograms, so you can imagine how heavy he actually is.
"This is definitely not a lie! I am an old Chinese medicine practitioner who has been passed down from my ancestors for five generations. My specialty is treating all kinds of bruises, injuries and difficult and complicated diseases, especially all kinds of sexually transmitted diseases. I am a well-known doctor in our place, the largest private hospital in Ma City.
I opened the clinic..."
Fatty Niu patted his chest vigorously, nodded and handed a business card to Chen Guangda. Chen Guangda took it and looked at it and smiled: "Wang Dafu! Your name is very auspicious, but it is a mule.
If it’s a horse, you can run around first, if you want to brag, I won’t be polite to you if you push me!”
"I guarantee you with my head that the medicine will definitely cure the disease..."
Wang Dafu patted his chest confidently again, then took Liu Sha's wrist very politely, sat in front of her and took her pulse for a while, then frowned and said: "As the saying goes, the doctor does not hide his illness! There are some words.
Let me tell you straight, I’m afraid you’ve been crazy with Big Brother these days, and it’s you who take the initiative to serve Big Brother, right? You’re obviously suffering from kidney yin deficiency caused by overwork in sex!”
"Well! I had a crazy night last night..."
Liu Sha bit her red lips and nodded shyly. Yan Qing next to her immediately turned her head away in embarrassment, and Wang Dafu then said proudly: "My name as a miracle doctor is not just for boasting.
I know from your pulse that you are going too crazy. You caught a cold immediately as soon as you ate something very cold today. I will pick out a few boxes of medicine for you and you can take it first. You can pay me the consultation fee!"
"I'll give you a hair..."
Chen Guangda suddenly shouted loudly and slammed a box of medicine on Wang Dafu's head. Wang Dafu immediately screamed and fell to the ground. Chen Guangda actually took out his gun.
When he came out, he immediately shouted in panic: "No, I don't want even a dime!"
"***! I actually deceived your grandpa. Are you a Chinese medicine doctor? The words on your medicine box are all printed, and there is a stack of business cards in your bag saying that you are a medical representative. I think you are a fucking doctor.
Someone selling fake medicine..."
Chen Guangda threw a lot of medicine on his head again, rushed over and kicked him hard. Wang Dafu immediately cried and shouted: "Stop it! Please stop it, medicine."
...The medicine is indeed fake, but I am really a Chinese medicine doctor. If I lie to you, I will die badly!"
"Look at me! Repeat what you just said..."
Chen Guangda walked directly in front of him, bent down and put the gun on his forehead. Wang Dafu was so frightened that he sweated profusely and said tremblingly: "I...my grandfather and my father are both old Chinese medicine doctors.
, I grew up under their influence since I was a child, and I can be considered a genuine Chinese medicine practitioner. However, Chinese medicine is no longer popular now. I have medical skills but can’t make any money, so I have to start selling... selling fake medicines.
Good job!"
"You have the guts to say it again..."
Chen Guangda pressed the hammer suddenly and put his finger directly on the trigger. Unexpectedly, Wang Dafu immediately screamed and shouted: "Brother, I was wrong! My father is not an old Chinese medicine doctor, and neither is my grandfather, but I really
I graduated from the University of Traditional Chinese Medicine, but...but I cheated on our professor’s wife, and he didn’t give me a diploma. I couldn’t find a job and had to sell fake medicines. I was also forced!”
"Huh huh~ This time it's pretty much the same. If you dare to lie in front of your grandpa, you won't even pee and take photos..."
Chen Guangda straightened up proudly, but the people next to him were dumbfounded by Wang Dafu. They didn't expect that this damn fat man could tell lies just by opening his mouth. He didn't even need to type a draft, and Chen Guangda kicked him again.
Qiao asked: "What's going on with her? If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will kill you!"
"It's just... it's just a simple cold, drink more hot water and you'll be fine..."
Wang Dafu got up in fear and hunched over his waist, his face as depressed as if he had been caught in bed, but Yan Qing said teasingly: "The liar has met a wicked man, you are unlucky today, but I still have to
It’s just a test for you. I happened to see a Chinese medicine doctor before the end of the world. If you can explain my situation correctly, I will stay for you to eat tonight!"
"Okay! I...I'll do my best..."
Wang Dafu hurriedly wiped the cold sweat from his forehead, carefully raised Yan Qing's wrist, and then said honestly: "You are too angry and have an irritable temper. This will cause you to have frequent night dreams, and you will also
You also didn't get enough rest. There were signs of heavy drinking last night, and your blood is surging. I'm afraid you didn't have an abortion recently..."
"Fuck you! When did I have an abortion? You are a liar..."
Yan Qing immediately became angry, and she straightened her arms and slapped Wang Dafu in the mouth. If she hadn't given Chen Guangda the first time, this basin of dirty water would have been put on her head. Who would have thought that Wang Dafu
But Dafu said aggrievedly: "I haven't finished speaking yet. I want to say that either you have had an abortion recently or you have just had your virginity broken. You have sex more frequently than that sister!"
"Uh~"
Yan Qing was immediately speechless with embarrassment. She was the only one who knew how much of a beast Chen Guangda was. Except for the few days when she came to visit her aunt, she could rest. The beast never let her sleep well once, every night.
He would not stop until he tormented her to the point of being turned upside down, and he wished he could just die on her body.
"Not bad, Fatty! It seems that you still have some real ability. Come over and have dinner with us..."
Chen Guang smiled and patted Wang Dafu on the shoulder. Wang Dafu immediately sat over happily, but Xu Lizhen pressed on to him again, lying next to him and asking in a low voice: "Hey! Little fat man, your leucorrhea is abnormal.
Is there any way to cure it? My bleeding is like tofu!"
"That's great! This is my special skill. I'll cure your illness with medicine. I'm a gynecological miracle doctor..."