Chen Guangda's team began their daily training, but three people were absent. Zhang Mang and Xu Lizhen suffered terribly from the chili pepper essence. It was as satisfying as burning when it touched sensitive parts. The two of them did it almost all night
They fanned each other with their legs spread wide, and from time to time they gasped like they were having cramps. Uninformed outsiders thought they were drug addicts.
As for the other person who was the instigator, Yan Xiaosao. As soon as the chili pepper incident occurred, Zhou Yun was so frightened that she didn't even dare to put on her shoes and ran away. Chen Guangda, who almost fell into the trap, grabbed Yan Xiaosao directly. Yan Xiaosao cried and cried.
She was kept yelling for most of the night, and it wasn't until dawn that she limped out of the door holding her buttocks, all while Wang Dafu kept selling hemorrhoid cream to her.
Zhou Yun also got up early in the morning. She had already put on a new pair of black silk stockings given to her by Chen Guangda. She looked a little less downcast and more capable. But while she was relieved about what happened last night, she also felt a little bit
She was disappointed, but when she heard that Chen Guangda was not leaving today, her heart actually started beating excitedly.
Zhou Yun walked to the square involuntarily and saw Chen Guangda doing push-ups at a glance, but she didn't expect that Liu Sha was actually sitting on his back with her legs crossed. The little woman was trimming her nails nonchalantly.
While telling him the count, Zhou Yun instinctively walked over and listened, and Liu Sha actually counted to over one hundred.
'This is such a frighteningly strong man...'
Zhou Yun suddenly had this thought in her mind, and her pretty face turned as red as spicy oil. Such a strong man must be like a wild beast in bed, and Liu Shasha weighed about a hundred pounds, but she could be used by him.
The ups and downs of the two hands are pushing up and down, if this is lying on my body...
Zhou Yun didn't dare to think about it anymore. She was afraid that her legs would become weak if she continued to think about it. She hurriedly bit her red lips to calm down. However, if she ran to talk to Chen Guangda like this, outsiders would definitely notice the clues.
, the pretty red face was evidence of a guilty conscience, so she had no choice but to suppress her thoughts and walk back. Anyway, she knew that this man would definitely come to see her again today.
"Wow! Master! You surpassed yourself again today, you have already achieved 200..."
Liu Sha suddenly cheered excitedly and hurriedly pulled out a towel from her collar to wipe his sweat. However, Chen Guangda stood up and took a drink of water without saying anything. Only he knew where this inhuman strength came from.
While the virus eroded his body, it also strengthened his physique. This was also the reason why the corpse bug tempted him. As long as he let go of his body, he would gain endless power.
"Even if I can become an immortal, I don't want to..."
Chen Guangda cursed to himself. If he really let go of his body, he would become even scarier than the Fat Corpse King. So he turned around and walked to the repair room next to him. Huang Daya was leading two
The young man was modifying the car inside, and several people were sweating profusely from the work.
"Master Guang! You are here..."
As soon as Huang Daya saw him coming, he stood up hurriedly and said: "I have replaced new tires on both cars. I plan to cover the windows with thin steel bars, install a luggage rack on top to secure supplies, and install insurance on the front of the car.
The bar was also dismantled, and a triangular impact angle was directly welded to it. When used to hit a living corpse, it will make a crunch!"
"The water tank must be reinforced. Once the water tank leaks, we will have to stop cooking. But you can do this without electricity, okay..."
Chen Guangda lit a cigarette and looked at him in confusion, but Huang Daya said with great confidence: "It doesn't matter if there is no electricity, as long as there is gas cutting, I will also reinforce the oil pan with steel plates. No matter how you want to drive it now
It’s okay, I guarantee you won’t get stuck halfway again!”
"Slow work makes the difference. If we don't do well today, we will stay another day tomorrow..."
Chen Guangda patted his shoulder and turned around to leave. He saw that Yang Hao was clumsily learning to drive next to him, but this kid didn't seem to have any talent for driving. Not only was he sweating profusely from the anxiety, but the instructor on the passenger seat also gave him
He was so anxious that his face turned red. If it had happened before, I'm afraid the coach would have kicked him down long ago.
"I said you are stupid if you don't take it seriously..."
Chen Guangda ran over with a strange tone, leaned on the car door and pointed forward and said: "It's such a bad time, why do you care about the tachometer and the turn signal? Just step on the accelerator and drive forward. You just need to remember
Just stay a little longer, the road is in front of you, the car is at your feet, just don't kill yourself!"
"Yes, yes! Boss Chen is right, there are no traffic police anymore, just drive as you like..."
The instructor hurriedly nodded and bowed his head and praised him repeatedly. He was probably the most careful student he had ever led. Not only did he not dare to come to the first half of the meal to ask for cards, he himself wished he could call him master, and Yang Hao also ordered it fiercely.
Nodding, he suddenly shifted into first gear and rushed forward, the accelerator making a loud roar.
"Fuck! Brake, brake quickly..."
Chen Guangda suddenly screamed in shock. The car suddenly snaked violently and rushed straight towards the flower bed. The coach was probably frightened as well. He hurriedly stamped on the brakes but was too late and heard a thud.
With a loud bang, Yang Hao knocked a small tree directly into the grass.
"You are not letting me live anymore. You won't let me go even if I shit. I don't want to play anymore..."
Suddenly a man with a naked butt popped out of the grass. Zhang Mang was seen running with his pants and cursing, and there was a cry in his voice. His big butt looked particularly dazzling in the sun.
"Alas~ This kid, it seems that all his talents are used in archery, and he is a damn loser in other aspects..."
Chen Guangda walked into the hall with a depressed look on his face. He saw Wang Dafu coming down with his satchel. Before he could say anything, the fat man ran up to him. He handed over a pack of Chinese cigarettes and said flatteringly: "This is Dafu."
I will use the consultation fee that Huzi gave you to pay tribute to you. You can just give me a few yuan worth of cigarettes to smoke and have fun with!"
"What's wrong with the bearded man? He has kidney deficiency..."
Chen Guangda threw the cigarette to him again, and Wang Dafu quickly thanked him and said in a low voice: "It's nothing big with a beard. It's his daughter's dysmenorrhea. They can't leave today, but do you know why she has dysmenorrhea? Actually,
It's a physiological disorder caused by taking emergency contraceptive pills. As soon as I went out, I heard Big Beard getting angry at his daughter, telling her she was pregnant as soon as she said she was pregnant, and she was not allowed to secretly take it again!"
"What? That little girl also takes birth control pills? Could it be..."
Chen Guangda's eyes widened in shock, and Wang Dafu immediately nodded with gloating: "There are only two men in their house, either the bearded one or his son, but the taste is so damn strong, if this is the case,
In ancient times, the whole family had to dip into the pig cage!"
"Fuck! This old guy is worse than a pig or a dog..."
Chen Guangda's scalp was numb for a while, and for the first time he felt that his three views had been subverted. As he said that the bearded family of four happened to come down, Wang Dafu hurriedly rubbed oil on his soles and slipped away, but Chen Guangda was disdainful.
Shaking his head, he deliberately said loudly: "I won't even let my daughter go, be careful of being punished by heaven and earth!"
"Neuropathy!"
The bearded man's face visibly stiffened, but he quickened his pace and left with his family. Chen Guangda sneered and walked into the cafeteria. He saw that Zhou Yun was taking a few people there to calculate the remaining food, but as soon as a few people saw him coming in
, they all stood up and left consciously, as if they all knew what he was planning.
"Don't be here..."
Zhou Yun subconsciously exclaimed, but then her pretty face turned red with embarrassment. She accidentally revealed everything in her heart. Chen Guangda immediately walked over with a smile and asked: "If you don't want to be here, then what are you doing?"
Where are you thinking? Do you still want to have a fierce car vibration with me?"
"I hate it! I won't talk to you anymore. You act like a hooligan whenever you open your mouth..."
Zhou Yun stood up in embarrassment and wanted to run away, but Chen Guangda held her in his arms, pinched her butt hard and said with a lewd smile: "Women love stinky gangsters, you just stared at her so hard
Look at me and pretend I didn't see you, do you regret running away last night?"
"No! I...I didn't peek at you..."
Zhou Yun twisted her body in anger, but let him hug her roughly, then lowered her head in shame and said: "I was really scared to death last night. Your wife is so powerful. She does such insidious things."
You can do it all. If they hadn't asked you to borrow a condom, I would have been the unlucky one. She wouldn't have been there to catch you. We would have exposed the secret, and your wife would have beaten me to death!"
"Ha~ I didn't even plan to wear it last night. You were so scared..."
Chen Guangda laughed in amusement, Zhou Yun immediately punched him in shame and anger, but bit his red lips and whispered: "Brother! Just take me and walk together, I can run very fast.
, I won’t be a burden to you. Anyway, the resettlement camp in Niushui County is not far from us. I heard the broadcast last night!"
"Principal Zhou University! It's not that I don't want to take you with me. If I take you with me, it will be like harming you..."
Chen Guangda let go of her and retreated to the table to sit down. Seeing Zhou Yun looking at him in surprise, Chen Guangda shook his head helplessly and said: "You should have seen Liu Sha's style and behavior. Not only can she wash my wife
It’s okay to wash your butt with your feet, or even let her kneel down to lick her feet. You can say that she is the eunuch beside the emperor. Do you think you can do it to her level?"
"I……"
Zhou Yun looked at him with her mouth open and her face full of confusion. Chen Guang shrugged and said: "Although my wife is very kind-hearted, she is a very jealous woman, especially when it comes to her husband. She will definitely
She's more vicious than you think. Even if she doesn't kill you with her own hands, she will instigate others to kill you, so I'm thinking about you!"
"But I can't wait to die here. Our food will be exhausted soon..."
Zhou Yun stamped her feet anxiously, but Chen Guangda gently took her hand and said with a smile: "I will teach you a way to survive. This method can ensure that you have no worries about food and clothing this year. Then I will
I’ll get you some vegetable seeds. You can grow vegetables here to be self-sufficient. If I really find a large army, I will definitely let them come to rescue you!”
"Really? You...you're not just trying to trick me into going to bed..."
Zhou Yun looked at Chen Guangda in surprise, but Chen Guangda said with a bad smile: "People must lie to you to get laid, but I am different. I can do it anywhere, whether in the car, on the ground or on the road, brother.
But he is a little expert in 360-degree field combat!"
"Disgusting! You know how to bully me..."
Zhou Yun slapped his chest repeatedly in shame and anger, but she followed her and suddenly stood up on tiptoes, took the initiative to kiss Chen Guangda on the mouth, and then said very shyly: "I will wait for you on the No. 6 car tonight, be sure to check the condom