"I have been on the road, walking in a direction with no end. People around me say that every end is death..."
Two white coaches were driving slowly on a country road, with the cool autumn wind constantly blowing on their faces, and brisk music playing on the speakers. Although the sound effects were really bad, this pair of people were hovering on the line of life and death all day long.
For people in the last days, driving and listening to music is definitely the ultimate enjoyment.
"Holy shit! Corpse pig, the second senior brother has turned into a corpse..."
Chen Guangda, who was driving the car, suddenly screamed in surprise. He saw a big fat pig covered in rotten body, running onto the road, kicking his hooves and rushing towards the car. He saw it hit the car head-on.
On the triangle in front of me, the tricky angle of the triangle pushed it straight up into the air, and then it fell into the pond on the side of the road with a thud.
"Huang Daya's craftsmanship is really good, but it's a pity that his ideas are so memorized..."
Chen Guangda lit up a cigarette and shook his head helplessly. Both cars had been covered with thin steel bars. Not only were luggage racks for supplies mounted on top, but solid triangular rams were also installed on the front and rear of the cars.
As long as they don't encounter powerful zombies like the Fat Corpse King, hundreds of zombies are nothing to them.
"Wow! It's so beautiful here..."
Liu Sha, who was in the back row, suddenly leaned against the window and looked at the surrounding scenery in amazement. The car had driven between two mountains, surrounded by a lush sea of bamboo, and a breeze blew countless bamboo leaves.
The sound was like a green wave constantly rippling, and even a layman like Chen Guangda felt deeply relaxed and happy.
"It's really beautiful. I wish I could live here. There won't be many living corpses here..."
Yan Qing, who was in the passenger seat, also looked out of the car with longing on her face. There didn't seem to be many residential houses between the bamboo sea, and being wrapped by two mountains made her feel safe. From a distance, it looked like a peaceful paradise.
"Look at those signs carefully before talking..."
Chen Guangda suddenly pointed to two billboards on the roadside and said helplessly: "There are at least five or six resorts on this road. As long as you dare to throw a piece of auntie towel outside, relatives from all over the country will come to visit you.
, Mashan here is just like us in Sujing, there are no deep mountains and old forests at all, only over-development!"
"Have you been to this area? There are no roads on the map..."
Yan Qing glanced at the mobile phone navigation worriedly. They were now completely "floating" in a blank area, while Chen Guangda's old face turned red and he said in embarrassment: "It seems that there should be a turn at the intersection before, but it doesn't matter, as long as
As long as the general direction is correct, and the fewer places there are on the map, the fewer living corpses will be there!"
Yan Qing curled her lips and said nothing. She leaned against the window and admired the rare countryside scenery. However, after a while, a row of strange private cars suddenly appeared in front of her. More than a dozen cars were neatly arranged.
They stopped on the roadside for a while, and the windshield and license plate were covered. One of them turned out to be a Rolls-Royce Phantom.
"Is this a funeral convoy in the countryside..."
Yan Qing looked forward in surprise. There were only sporadic living corpses wandering around, and there were many broken corpses scattered on the ground. It was estimated that something happened not long after the group stopped.
"Probably not..."
Chen Guangda slowly parked the car on the uphill slope, shook his head and said: "No matter how rustic the funeral procession is, it is impossible to use a Rolls-Royce with a Geely. This style is really incompatible, and in rural areas
The pomp here is bigger than in the city!"
After saying that, Chen Guang pushed open the door and got out of the car, holding a short spear and waving slightly to the back. Yang Hao jumped down from the car behind him, bent his bow and arrows and started to kill the living corpses in front, and
The sound of bows and arrows piercing the air was even quieter than the sound of coughing. The living corpses fell one after another without causing much noise at all.
"What's the matter? Do you want to switch to a Rolls-Royce and play around..."
Zhang Mang stumbled over with his arm shield on, and immediately caught sight of the most eye-catching Rolls-Royce. However, Chen Guangda shook his head, walked up with a short spear, and stabbed the last living corpse with one spear.
After that, he waved his hand and shouted: "If you need to pee, come down and pee. If you haven't peed, come over and search the car with me!"
"I'll search, this is my strength..."
Wang Dafu ran over quickly with his fat hands raised. Unexpectedly, before Chen Guangda had time to stop him, he actually pulled open the door of a Tiggo car, and a female living corpse jumped out of the car with a "whoop!"
, and pinned the fat man to the ground.
Wang Dafu immediately fell and let out a scream. In a hurry, he suddenly grabbed the living corpse's neck, threw his head and hit the living corpse's head as hard as he could. The petite living corpse was defeated by him in just a few strokes.
She was knocked to the ground, and Wang Dafu turned over like a fat dragon, picked up a stone and swung it on her head.
"I told you to scare me, I told you to scare me..."
Wang Dafu cursed as soon as he hit it, his expression was extremely neurotic, until the head of the living corpse was smashed to pieces by him, he fell to the ground and gasped, and Chen Guangda walked up and laughed and cursed: "Fat man"
!I didn’t expect you to risk your life for a while, I think I’ll leave the rest of the cars to you to search!”
"Brother Guang! These cars are queuing here, right? This girl isn't wearing any pants..."
Wang Dafu got up panting, and hurriedly brought up the deadly topic. Chen Guangda looked at the naked corpse on the ground, nodded and said: "No wonder they cover up the car windows and license plates, but here
People here are really courageous. It’s the first time I see a queue and I’m not afraid of meeting someone I know!”
"This scenery is so beautiful, it must be a sacred place for cars..."
Wang Dafu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and stepped aside. Everyone came up and looked at the car curiously. This bare-butt female living corpse had obviously eaten her partner. The whole car was almost full of terror.
Blood plasma and minced meat, you can smell a strong stench even before you get close.
"Ugh~"
Ma Li, who had just joined the team, ran away suddenly, rushed to the roadside, opened her mouth and vomited, but Liu Sha nonchalantly pulled out a bloody satchel, shook off the fingers on it and opened it directly, but she
Then he curled his lips and said: "No wonder the car trembled when I ran out. A grown man only has more than two hundred yuan. Today's ignorant girls are so easy to deceive. You can even get a date with Tiggo!"
"What kind of car did you drive back then? There was a lot of vibration..."
Chen Guangda looked at her maliciously. Although Liu Sha was just an entry-level goddess, she not only had big breasts and a big butt, but she was also a serious intellectual. Just the title of beautiful college teacher can make people flock to her.
In the past, Chen Guangda wouldn't even be able to touch someone's toes.
"No way! She is a well-behaved female teacher. I have never tried a car vibration before. Besides, my BMW Z4 can't vibrate. Why don't you try it with her..."
Liu Sha immediately looked at Chen Guangda coquettishly, knowing that her status as a teacher could best arouse Chen Guangda's desire to conquer, but before she could finish her words, Zhu Jinwen suddenly shouted from behind: "Che, che, che!
Brother Guang! Your car has run away, stop it quickly!"
Everyone instinctively looked back and saw that the car parked on the downhill slope was rushing straight up. The speed of the car was getting faster and faster, so that no one could stop it even if they wanted to. They could only watch helplessly as it crashed into a car.
On the BMW, not only did it make a big hole in the car door, but the airbag on the door even exploded.
"I'll go! Who's in the car..."
Chen Guangda looked around in shock, but eight people including him were outside, and before he could finish his words, another coach actually started on its own and rushed straight up the slope.
Zhu Jinwen, a student from University of Massachusetts, rushed forward and kicked the ground until he stopped the car.
"Guangda! The car...there's no one in the car..."
Zhang Mang hurriedly ran up to take a look, and his face immediately turned pale. He opened his mouth in disbelief. Yan Qing also hurried to the BMW to check. Unexpectedly, she also took a step back suddenly, with an extremely expression on her face.
He said uglyly: "Husband! I... there is no one at my desk!"
"You won't run into a big-headed ghost again, right? How can you live like this..."
Wang Dafu looked around with a mournful face, frightening several women who all shrank together in fear, but Chen Guangda frowned and said: "Impossible! There is no way that such mutant living corpses are everywhere, and the big-headed ghost
There is no ability to control the vehicle to start on its own!"
"Brother Six! Look at the ground..."
Yang Hao suddenly pointed at the ground and screamed. Everyone immediately instinctively looked towards the ground. Unexpectedly, a pool of black blood flowing out of the living corpse's head also flowed backwards along the ground and up to the top of the slope. Chen Guangda instantly
He took a breath of cold air and said in shock: "What the hell, the water will flow to higher places!"
"I'll try..."
Wang Dafu turned around and peed on the ground. Unexpectedly, the urine flowed all the way to the top of the slope. Everyone was shocked and speechless, but Yan Qing pointed at a piece of land on the slope.
The big stone tablet smiled and said: "Don't scare yourself, take a look there quickly, this place is a strange slope!"
"Strange slope?"
Chen Guangda ran up and took a look in confusion. A white stone tablet was clearly marked with the two characters "Strange Slope", and there was a row of explanations of strange phenomena below. Chen Guangda suddenly realized that the so-called "Strange Slope" was nothing more than
It was just an error caused by vision. They mistook the downhill slope for an uphill slope, and the car would start on its own without pulling on the handbrake.
"No wonder people come here to queue up for car rides. It's fun to watch something new and have fun at the same time. The people here are really good at it..."
Chen Guangda shook his head dumbfounded, turned around and waved for everyone to start searching for the vehicle, but he ran to the front of the Rolls-Royce and looked at the shining golden "Flying Goddess" logo on the front of the car. He unexpectedly
I rubbed my hands together very excitedly and took off the emblem.
"I'll go! This thing must be pure gold..."
Chen Guangda was shocked as soon as he got the car badge. It felt so heavy that it weighed at least seven or eight kilograms. Everyone immediately gathered around to look at it curiously. Even Liu Sha said in amazement: "This is the real rich man."
Ah, if you drive this car and park it at the entrance of our university, the student girls will just scream and climb up!"
"Guangda! What kind of car did you drive before? You should be very profitable doing funerals..."
Zhang Mang took the car badge and polished it hard on the ground until the color inside was still pure gold. Then he was sure that this thing was really 24k. Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda laughed shamelessly and said: "That's
Of course, I used to drive a 7 Series BMW, but when I was about to switch to a Daben, it was over!"
"Oh~ Is your Santana BMW, or the latest 3000 series..."
Yan Qing immediately dismantled him and did not save him any face. Chen Guangda's old face suddenly turned red and he shouted with shame and anger: "You just drive a shabby little Audi yourself, what qualifications do you have?"
I'm laughing at my Santana chariot. Mine is a commemorative limited edition with the same configuration as an A6. How many little bastards want to climb into my car, but I'm not willing to take them!"
"That's right! A good car depends on who drives it. Mr. Liu is the most handsome even if he drives a tractor..."
Liu Sha immediately hugged him with a smile. Chen Guangda snorted proudly and stretched out his hand to pull the car door. When he saw that the car door could not be pulled, he swung his short spear and wanted to smash it. Unexpectedly, Yan Qing gently pulled the front door and the door was closed.
He pulled it open and said calmly: "You can only open the back door by opening the front door first!"
"You are very familiar with this car. You have taken many rides with others..."
Chen Guangda narrowed his eyes and looked her up and down, obviously trying to hide his embarrassment, but Yan Qing opened the back door and popped out an umbrella engraved with the Rolls-Royce logo. He opened it with a "hurrah" sound.
He said with a smile: "Of course! The young man chasing me has eight hundred if not one thousand. A Rolls-Royce is nothing!"
"Oh, what the hell! The goddesses I'm after are not even one thousand, but they are eight hundred..."
Chen Guangda tilted his mouth with disdain, but he was happy after kicking the door open. A set of sexy underwear was thrown on the seat, and a very sexy black suspender skirt was left next to him. He put his little
He pinched his pants and looked at them, then he said with a lewd smile: "It seems that this bitch didn't transform into a corpse when something happened, she just ran away with her butt naked!"
"Let me see how it looks..."
Wang Dafu squeezed over again and opened the high-end leather bag. Unexpectedly, when he took out his ID card and took a look, his eyes widened in an instant and he shouted in shock.