Everyone climbed up a two-story building in one breath. Ding Li immediately collapsed on the ground panting, and Chen Guangda was also very tired. He hurriedly stopped and looked behind to see the living corpses chasing them.
The army has been thrown away, leaving only scattered living corpses wandering below. However, the location of the small building is not very good. It is sandwiched between two residential buildings, and the surrounding situation cannot be seen at all.
"You can't stay here for long, let's rest for ten minutes first..."
Chen Guangda wiped his sweat and sat down. He immediately pulled out the straw of the water bag on his shoulder. He took a sip and gave it to Ding Li. But the other people immediately gathered around him, all looking at him with flattering faces.
Chen Guangda had no choice but to take out two bottles of water from his bag and throw them to them, saying: "These are the last two bottles of water in my bag. After drinking them, you can figure out your own solution!"
"Okay, okay! Thank you..."
Several people hurried forward to share the water, but they did not understand the seriousness of his words. The four of them actually drank all the water in two or three times, while Chen Guangda did not stop drinking, but secretly took out the water.
A bottle of water was given to Ding Li, and he handed her a folding knife and said: "Hide the water, and whoever dares to snatch it will stab him with the knife!"
"Don't worry! I'm not a vegetarian..."
Ding Li nodded confidently and hung the folding knife on her waistband. The weather was already very sultry. If it hadn't been a rare cloudy day today, someone would have fainted from heat stroke.
Even Tang Fei lay paralyzed on the ground with his two big white legs spread out. Hu Yidao was not interested in taking another look. He opened his mouth wide and panted like a pug.
"Pa~"
A pool of white foam suddenly hit Hu Yidao's head. He immediately cursed extremely unluckily. It was unlucky to be hit by bird droppings at this time. However, a strong
The scent of mint suddenly wafted over. As soon as he reached out and touched it, he immediately shouted in shock: "Fuck! Toothpaste?"
"Look upstairs quickly..."
Tang Fei suddenly screamed and jumped up, pointing high at the residential building opposite. Everyone immediately looked in the direction she pointed, only to see a sleepy man standing on the balcony, holding up a toothbrush.
Brushing his teeth in a huff, he yelled at them with his mouth full of foam, "Why are you running upstairs to my house? Do you want to steal something?"
"..."
Everyone was dumbfounded at once, and they all stared blankly at the guy across from them. However, looking at this guy's decadent demeanor, his dirty, long and greasy hair, and the pillows and bedding hanging outside were all cartoon beauties, he looked exactly like the legendary dead otaku.
Hu Yidao immediately jumped up and said in shock: "Brother, it's the end of the world outside, don't you still know?"
"Wow~ It's the end of the world? Is it true..."
The dead otaku immediately showed an exaggerated expression and lay on the balcony looking at them in amazement. Chen Guangda and the others were almost pissed to death by this guy. They were chased by living corpses and ran all over the ground, but this dead otaku actually
He didn’t even know what happened, but the other party laughed loudly and said: "Of course I know, I am deliberately trying to make you happy. You really think I am stupid! Hahaha..."
"You...you are so fucking idle, don't you? You can still laugh when there are living corpses all over the floor..."
Chen Guangda was so angry that if this guy didn't live on the fourth floor, he really wanted to climb up and give him a big mouth. Unexpectedly, the other party shrugged his shoulders and said disdainfully: "Living corpses are none of my business.
They can't bite me. Besides, I have enough food at home. If I save some food, I won't starve to death for more than half a year. But you are about to have no way to survive, right? Hehehehe..."
"Your mother..."
Chen Guangda rolled up his sleeves and looked for bricks to hit the glass of his house. Unexpectedly, Ding Li hurriedly grabbed him, winked at him quickly, turned around and shouted to the dead otaku upstairs: "Handsome guy! Since you
If you have so much to eat, why don't you feel sorry for me and throw a few bottles of water down to quench my thirst? How about I ask this little sister to dance for you?"
"I don't like watching dancing, let's do something practical..."
The dead otaku immediately licked his lips obscenely and looked greedily at the three women. Ding Li's eyes narrowed immediately, she waved her hand and said to Tang Fei: "Show him some money first."
, then tell him to take off his clothes and get ten bottles of water!"
"Hmph~ What a pervert..."
Tang Fei rubbed his teeth angrily, but he still stepped forward, lifted up the hem of his clothes and said charmingly: "Handsome brother! You just feel sorry for me, you can see that my mouth is easy to fuck.
They are dry and their breasts are starved. Do you want to see them grow bigger again? As long as you throw some food and water down, they will let you take a good look at them!"
"Go away! I won't talk to a woman wearing a plastic bag, and I won't look at your virtues. You're a cheapie..."
The otaku actually waved his hands impatiently, with an expression as disgusted as possible, and Tang Fei immediately jumped to his feet and cursed: "Fuck you. Damn you pervert! You are the cheap one, and your whole family is cheap."
, if you have the guts, come down here and say what you just said again in front of me!"
"Oh, a pheasant dares to pretend to be innocent in front of me. I have a seed in my computer. I have never seen any kind of woman. I know you are not a good person..."
The otaku was not angry at all, but lit up a cigarette triumphantly. Tang Fei was so angry that he almost went crazy, but Ding Li still stepped forward, held her down and sneered: "You have a crush on sister, right? But sister
I have to remind you first, I am very expensive, can you afford it?"
"I know you are expensive, so I won't look for you, but the aunt next to you should be very cheap..."
The otaku suddenly rubbed his hands vigorously and looked at Hu Yidao's wife eagerly. Wu Xiaomei was stunned, pointed at herself in disbelief and asked: "Me? Are you talking about me?"
"Hehe~ I've recently fallen in love with the MILF series. Hasn't anyone told you before that you look a lot like Hojo Maki..."
The otaku scratched his chest impatiently. His eyes were so hot that he wanted to burn through Wu Xiaomei's clothes. Everyone's mouths were open at once. Even though Wu Xiaomei was an old woman in her forties, they couldn't help but smile at her old face.
It turned red and red, and even Hu Yidao was shocked and cursed: "Fuck you! What kind of taste do you have?"
"Pa~"
Hu Yidao slapped Wu Xiaomei in the mouth. She raised her waist and cursed angrily: "A dog's mouth can't spit out dead ivory things. What's wrong with me? How are you worse than those little **s? You pursued me back then."
When you were young, you were still like a dog, but now that you are tired of playing with them, you think you are an old lady and your pearls are yellow?"
"Pfft~"
Chen Guangda and others couldn't help but feel happy. Wu Xiaomei really wanted to have no looks and no temperament. Fortunately, she had big breasts and a big butt, but overall she was just a middle-aged woman selling vegetables in a vegetable market. These otaku tastes
It’s true that he takes a different approach and is unique!
"Okay, okay! You do what you want, I don't even care if you take off your clothes..."
Hu Yidao covered his face with frustration and squatted to the side. His wife immediately cut her hair excitedly, walked forward with her fat waist twisted, and then delicately pulled her curls.
Hua Pants, with a happy face, shouted to the upstairs: "Brother! Throw down the water, and it's best to throw something to eat. My sister-in-law will definitely let you read it today!"
"Just wait, I'll be back soon..."
The dead otaku ran back with excitement on his face. After a while, he ran back with a schoolbag and threw it down from upstairs. Wu Xiaomei quickly opened the schoolbag and took a look. Sure enough, there were several bottles of water and water in it.
After a few bags of instant noodles, she immediately shouted excitedly: "Oh~ big brother! You are so generous, my sister-in-law really loves you to death, you idiot. I'm crazy!"
"You...what do you mean? I gave everything to you, but you can't go back on your word. You have to be trustworthy..."
The face of the dead otaku suddenly changed, and he hurriedly leaned against the window and screamed. Wu Xiaomei smiled, stood up, and suddenly pulled up her clothes, but then put them down as fast as lightning, and then she looked proud.
He said, "Did you see it clearly? If you don't see it clearly, just throw something down. This time, my sister-in-law will make sure you enjoy it and take off your pants too!"
"You are not trustworthy, please return the things to me quickly..."
The dead otaku's face turned green with anger, but a brick suddenly hit him, smashing the window glass next to him with a "bang" sound. Hu Yidao pointed at him and cursed: "Little bastard"
! Just because you still want to see my wife’s body, go ahead and eat shit from me!”
"Just wait for me, I...I will kill you..."
The dead otaku roared in shame and anger, turned around and rushed into the house. Hu Yidao lowered his head and found two bricks to smash the glass of his house, but suddenly a very familiar voice came from upstairs: "Jiangnan Leather"
The factory closed down, and the bastard boss owed 350 million from eating, drinking, prostitution and gambling, and ran away with his sister-in-law..."