"All women, please go in and don't get in the way outside..."
Chen Guangda hurriedly walked out of the big house with a gun. There were two obvious blood marks on his neck. Needless to say, it was the result of Xia Fei's crazy little hoof. Fortunately, the little hoof was not crazy enough to lose his mind. Listen,
After outsiders came, he consciously put aside his grudges.
"There are five cars in total..."
Chen Quan, holding a cigarette in his mouth, was standing on the edge of a steep slope, looking down the mountain expressionlessly. Chen Guangda hurriedly walked to the edge of the steep slope and looked down. He saw five cars driving quickly on the winding mountain road.
All three are police cars of the same standard, and even the last two are civilian cars with police license plates.
"This seems to be a traffic police car..."
Chen Guangda frowned suspiciously. The three leading police cars were all equipped with folding searchlights, which were only used by traffic police when investigating accidents at night. Chen Quan smashed his cigarette butt and asked jokingly: "
How to do it? Should we just beat them into a hornet's nest, or should we talk to them first?"
"What did I say to them last night? Where did I recruit these people..."
Chen Guangda looked unspeakably depressed and couldn't remember anything about last night, while Chen Quan smiled and said: "Remember the walkie-talkie you found in the Buick? You jumped on the roof of the car and sang with the walkie-talkie last night.
But in the middle of the song, someone suddenly started talking, and then you chatted with them using the walkie-talkie, inviting them to come over to sing and drink, etc., but the other person probably came for the naked female corpse!"
"Brother Six! Come up..."
Yang Hao, who was not far away, hurriedly greeted him and quickly led a group of people to disperse. They all went into the dark and were ready to attack at any time. Chen Guangda had no time to ask in detail, so he turned around and walked to the middle of the road with Chen Quan.
Today, no one takes the police seriously. Their guns all have their safety on, and their hammers are hung high.
"Crunch~"
The leading vista police car slowly stopped not far away, and you could directly see a few uniformed police officers sitting inside. However, they seemed to have put on police uniforms specially for today, and they could be seen through the glass.
His uniform was extremely dirty and wrinkled, and he didn't know where he got it from.
"Is it Lord Kaio..."
A middle-aged policeman quickly stepped out of the car. His chubby figure looked like an official, but his words made Chen Guangda embarrassed. It turned out that besides impersonating Monkey King last night, he actually did not
The Kaiowen was all out, he waved his hands in embarrassment and said: "I was drunk last night, the Kaiowen is all nonsense, just call me Chen Guangda!"
"Oh haha~ I have long admired Mr. Chen, my name is Hu Zhiqiang, and I am the instructor of the Third Brigade of Beihu Traffic Police..."
Hu Zhiqiang nodded and bowed and walked up, but this politeness probably came from the weapons of Chen Guangda and the others. Anyone who was not blind could see the pistols in their waists. People from the next few cars also got off one after another, except for a few in casual clothes.
In addition to the people, they were almost all policemen, and there were even a few police beauties among them.
"No need to talk nonsense, just state your purpose. I don't remember what I said last night..."
Chen Guangda shook hands with him perfunctorily, but Hu Zhiqiang was stunned for a moment and then smiled and said: "I understand, I understand! Everyone has a drunken moment, but you said that you are the commander-in-chief of the first resettlement camp.
, I wonder if this is true, we have long heard that the first resettlement battalion has strong soldiers!"
"That's true, but your reason for coming should be more than this..."
Chen Guangda turned his head and glanced into the courtyard. As soon as Hu Zhiqiang saw the little Buick in the courtyard, his eyes immediately lit up and he said excitedly: "To tell you the truth, the Buick inside belongs to my lover."
, when the disaster struck, she said she bumped into two people, and I happened to be having a meeting at a nearby resort, so I quickly asked her to come find me, but who knows why I couldn’t contact her anymore!”
"That's really embarrassing. When we came here yesterday, she had already transformed into a corpse. The female corpse without pants below is her..."
Chen Guangda pointed nonchalantly at the bottom of the slope, where all the living corpses that had been cleaned up last night were thrown down. Hu Zhiqiang glanced at it subconsciously and said in shock: "She... where are her pants? Even if she turns into a living corpse,
Can’t you take off your pants?”
"Don't ask me about this. There must have been a man with her at that time, who was bitten by her until there was no bone left..."
Chen Guangda shrugged his shoulders playfully, almost not saying clearly that his wife was joking with someone else's car. However, Hu Zhiqiang was not angry at all. He waved his hands helplessly and said: "Forget it! I'm too lazy to pursue it. After all, people
They are all dead, but what you promised me last night should still count. You said that as long as we join the first resettlement camp, you will arrange several department-level positions for us leaders!"
"Did I say this last night..."
Chen Guangda looked at Chen Quan dumbfounded, and Chen Quan said with a crooked smile: "Yes! Not only did you promise each of them to be appointed a division-level leader, but you also said that you would give each of them a villa and a secretary. But this
Some people actually believe this, so I’ve learned a lot!”
"It doesn't matter if we don't work here, as long as our positions can be guaranteed. A resettlement camp with hundreds of thousands of people will definitely need traffic police to maintain traffic. This is our specialty..."
Hu Zhiqiang hurriedly puffed up his chest and patted his chest, fearing that he would not be able to keep his position as a junior leader, but Chen Guangda waved his hand and said: "Bring your people in and talk about it. Anyone with a police or official ID card will have it checked. Don't
You want to act like a fool!"
"Everyone, come in quickly with me..."
Hu Zhiqiang hurriedly waved and followed Chen Guangda into the courtyard, but after a few steps he ran to the Buick, picked up the men's satchel that was scattered on the ground, turned it over, and suddenly held up an ID card and cursed through gritted teeth.
: "Damn! You shameless **** actually got together with a young boy born in the 1990s. He deserves to die, bah~"
"I'll just say it's that boy Zhao Tao. I've already guessed that his wife is having an affair with that boy. That boy is famous in the unit for being a wife, and he has the same character as Director Hu..."
Immediately after, there were people chewing their tongues, and there were actually several people who were gloating and snickering. However, Chen Guangda looked at this group of people very funny. This group of policemen seemed to have no awareness of being a people in the apocalypse. He was in this place.
It was almost like a bandit den. These people didn't worry about their own safety at all. They probably really regarded him as the official leader.
"Eh? What happened to your neck? Who scratched it..."
Before entering the door, Yan Qing came over in surprise and stared at the blood marks on Chen Guangda's neck. Chen Guangda immediately looked at Xia Fei with a guilty conscience, who was leaning on the door frame with her little hooves and staring at him fiercely.
, the big eyes are still bulging out with a murderous look.
"It's not Liu Big Butt's fault. She was already dizzy. I just took off her pants and she came straight to me..."
Chen Guangda looked at Yan Qing without changing his expression, and immediately asked someone to bring a bench to sit in the yard. Hu Zhiqiang brought about fifteen or six people, and they were all looking around curiously.
A young man suddenly saw so many beautiful women in the courtyard, and his face turned red with excitement.
"Leader! Can you get us some water first? We are almost dying of thirst..."
A plump and beautiful mature woman suddenly walked over. She had an impressive figure with a curvy figure and a different kind of temptation. However, Chen Guangda waved his hand and said: "Don't rush to drink water now.
Please introduce your situation to me, where are you all from?"
"It's the Shuizhulin Resort not far ahead. We used to have meetings there..."
The mature woman pointed to the front and said sadly: "Who knew that living corpses would suddenly appear later? We drove out a few times, but after running around, we still found that the resort was the safest, but the food was too difficult.
We have plucked all the bamboo shoots near the resort, and we can’t even take a few sips of clean water. We look forward to raining every day!”
"Have all of you come over..."
Chen Guangda looked back and forth at the group of people. Four or five of them looked like they should be resort staff. They were obviously out of place standing with them. However, before he could finish his words, a very eye-catching little policewoman suddenly said in surprise:
"Xia Fei! Why are you here? This is so great!"
"What a good thing! Do you think I look like this..."
Xia Fei folded her arms and looked at the other person expressionlessly, actually not giving him any face. The little policewoman laughed and stepped forward and asked: "What's wrong? Isn't it good to be alive? I really don't have it."
Thinking about seeing old friends again, you must have been rescued by them, right?"
"Tch~ I don't need their rescue. I'm afraid you don't even understand the situation. This is a bandit den, and there isn't a single good person..."
Xia Fei rolled her eyes and snorted coldly. The expressions of a group of traffic policemen changed instantly. They looked at Chen Guangda in surprise, but Chen Guangda said with a smile: "It's not a bandit den, but you guys
The resettlement camp we were looking forward to is definitely gone. A few days ago, our place was destroyed by hundreds of thousands of living corpses. Currently, there are only more than a thousand people left alive, and they are still on the way to join us!"
"Ah? Such a large resettlement camp has been breached. This is too scary..."
Hu Zhiqiang suddenly exclaimed, and his old face instantly turned whiter than a sanitary napkin, while Chen Guangda sneered again and said: "You will know how powerful it is after seeing the corpse wave attacking the city, but we are already looking for a place to rebuild the resettlement camp.
It's up to you whether you want to stay or not, but we won't stop you anyway, and we won't feed freeloaders!"
"this……"
Hu Zhiqiang immediately looked at his colleagues with great confusion. A group of traffic policemen were all dumbfounded. Chen Guangda stood up and smiled and said: "I think you should have a meeting to discuss it collectively. Anyway, you have something to do and everything is fine."
If you like meetings, tell me when you have the results, or you can just leave without saying hello to me!"
"Everyone, come with me..."
Hu Zhiqiang quickly led a group of people to the corner of the courtyard, muttering and not knowing what they were discussing. Chen Guangda lazily walked back and said loudly: "Do the work that should be done, the work that should be done.
Keep an eye on those traffic policemen and don’t allow them to run around!"
"yes!"
Everyone agreed in unison and dispersed to do their work, but as soon as Chen Guangda walked into the room, he suddenly got an elbow from Xia Fei, gritted his teeth, stared at him and whispered: "We haven't settled the accounts yet.
, don’t try to get away with it, my lady’s twenty years of innocence will be ruined by you!”
"Oh~ I've already fallen asleep. What else do you want? If you're not satisfied, how about I let you sleep for a while..."
Chen Guangda raised his eyebrows with a lustful look on his face, but Xia Fei grabbed his collar and whispered in his ear: "Do you believe that I told Sang Biao about the drinking incident?
If I don’t shoot two holes in you, my aunt will take your surname today and come to the backyard to find me later! Huh~”