"Okay! If you don't have sex, I won't bother to nag you, but I will never let this person go..."
Chen Guangda was teased so much by Xia Fei that he suddenly pulled Liu Shibao's hair and tried to drop the knife. Liu Shibao was so frightened that he screamed like a pig being killed, but Xia Fei was just as he had guessed.
She grabbed him and said tangledly: "Don't be like this. It's just a trivial matter for me and her to be jealous, and it hasn't reached the point of death!"
"Then what do you want? Letting her go back will cause trouble for yourself..."
Chen Guangda looked at her angrily, but Xia Fei snatched his cell phone and shouted: "Liu Shibao! If you want to survive, take off your clothes quickly and pose in some coquettish poses for me to take pictures."
, if you dare to cause trouble again, I will post your photos all over the streets to see how you can meet people!"
"No need to bother..."
Chen Guangda suddenly laughed ferociously, walked up and pinched Liu Shibao's chin, then took out the five-striped corpse insect from his pocket, held it in front of her eyes and said with a wicked smile: "You know this?"
What is it? The corpse insect in the witch's mind only has three stripes. This is the king of corpse insects with five stripes. If you eat it, you will definitely become more powerful than the flying zombie!"
"No! No, no..."
Liu Shibao was terrified and struggled desperately. Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda suddenly opened her mouth and slapped the corpse insect into her throat. He pinched her mouth tightly to prevent her from spitting it out, until Liu
Shibao was so choked up that he started to roll his eyes, and then he let go of his hand with a sinister smile.
"Ugh~"
Liu Shibao fell to the ground, clawing at his throat like crazy, spitting all over his body, but Chen Guangda pulled her arm away forcefully, squatted in front of her and sneered: "
It's useless even if you pick your throat, the corpse bug will burrow into your brain along your internal organs, but I have a way to stop it temporarily, it depends on whether you are willing to obey!"
"Be obedient! I will definitely be obedient. You can do whatever you ask me to do..."
As if grasping the last straw, Liu Shibao nodded desperately in panic. Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda took out a small tin can again. After opening it, a strange fishy smell immediately came out, and Chen Guangda
Guangda explained: "This is the essence extracted from the body of the Corpse King. It can temporarily suppress the zombie worms from attacking, but you must come here and smell it for five minutes every ten days, otherwise you will definitely die ugly!"
Liu Shibao was so anxious that he wanted to take it, but Chen Guangda picked up a small wine glass, poured out only a pitiful amount for her, and then said: "This dose is enough for you to last ten days. If you
If you don’t believe it, you can just find a living corpse and try it out. See the reaction of the living corpse and you will know the power of this thing. You can come back to me after ten days!"
"Brother! What on earth do you want me to do..."
Liu Shibao was about to cry without tears, holding the small wine glass. He almost drove him crazy, but Chen Guangda stood up and shrugged his shoulders and said: "I haven't thought about it yet. Anyway, if you hear news that is not good for me,
, just come over and tell me quickly, otherwise you won’t be able to live if I die, do you understand?”
After saying that, Chen Guang hugged Xia Fei and walked away without hesitation, leaving Liu Shi Bao sniffing in the wine glass as if he was taking drugs. But as soon as the two of them went out, Xia Fei suddenly covered her mouth and laughed.
He said: "You are really wicked. You picked up a piece of spinach and pretended to be a corpse insect. You are not afraid that you will find something wrong when you go back!"
"Although the corpse worms were not given to her to eat, the cup I poured for her was the genuine bone marrow of the Fat Corpse King..."
Chen Guangda took out the corpse bug that was still burrowing around from his pocket, stuffed it directly into the iron box, shook it and said proudly: "Tomorrow she will definitely find living corpses for experiments, wait and see
After seeing the reaction of the living corpse, she couldn't help but not believe it, so I planted this nail next to Wang Yan, so I won't be afraid that that kid will try to trick me again!"
"Haha~ I think Liu Shibao was so scared that he almost peed himself just now, not to mention how relieved he was..."
Xia Fei laughed happily, and actually took the initiative to hold Chen Guangda's arm and walked forward. However, as the fog dissipated, a large group of city defense troops also began to surround them, but they were as cautious as the Japanese entering the village.
Without saying a word, he walked into a remote alley.
"Big-eyed girl! Have you missed me during this time..."
Chen Guangda suddenly pushed Xia Fei against the wall and hugged her waist tightly, but a well-informed girl like the big-eyed girl did not accept his trick at all, and stood up very arrogantly.
The head sneered and said: "The routine is quite deep. You take me to the alley and bang me, then you have to kiss me forcefully and then go to a room with me, right? You think I'm an underage girl. If you know what I'm like, just give it to me as soon as possible.
Get out!"
"Okay! How about we don't have sex or forcefully kiss each other, but just get a room and have sex..."
Chen Guangda seductively pinched her pointed chin, but Xia Fei puffed up her breasts and shouted angrily: "Okay! As long as you call your wife now and say you want to book a room with me.
Bang bang, I promise to accompany you until dawn. Whoever dares to hit you is a coward, otherwise, don’t fuck with me here!"
"Damn! I can't cure you anymore..."
Chen Guangda's eyes suddenly turned fierce, and he hugged Xia Fei tightly in his arms, sealing her small mouth like a big-tailed wolf. Although Xia Fei kept saying that she knew all the tricks, she was also dirty.
She was even more disgusted by the gods and ghosts, but when the trick came to her, she was finished.
"Hmm~"
Xia Fei's eyes suddenly widened in horror, and she instinctively struggled hard, but Chen Guangda hugged her like a bear. When someone suddenly sucked her tongue, Xia Fei felt "bang" in her head.
There was a loud noise, and the whole person was suddenly stunned, hanging limply in Chen Guangda's arms and letting him do whatever he wanted.
"No~"
Xia Fei snorted helplessly, and pushed her big hand on her chest anxiously and uneasily. She probably had never been so delicate in her life. The sound coming out of her nose made her unable to listen anymore, but Chen
The strong masculine aura on Guangda's body attracted her like a magnet. She wanted to push him away but couldn't.
"Tell me! Do you miss me..."
Chen Guangda suddenly left her red lips, turned his head and grabbed her earlobe. Xia Fei had never been teased like this before. She suddenly froze like a rabbit with an arrow, completely subconsciously.
He hugged Chen Guangda's neck and said tremblingly: "No...don't be like this, I want to miss you!"
"Do you want to have sex with me..."
Chen Guangda hugged her hard again. Xia Fei was almost drunk with his strong body. She hugged his neck desperately and almost wanted to melt into his chest, but the only reason she had left made her suddenly push Chen away.
Guangda looked at him breathlessly and said: "No! What do you think of me? As your sex partner? When did you confess to Yan Qing about our affairs? Why don't you talk to me about sex again?"
Let’s do it! Humph~”
"Little Hoof! Do you still want to be the first wife..."
Chen Guangda looked at her playfully, but Xia Fei puffed up her breasts with great arrogance and shouted, "What's wrong with being the first wife? Am I not worthy? I want good looks and brains."
If you have brains, why can't I be the wife? Even if you don't let me be the eldest wife, at least let me be on an equal footing with Yan Qing!"
"Wow! It turns out you have been thinking about this evil idea all along. You are quite ambitious..."
Chen Guangda pinched her chin teasingly, and Xia Fei's pretty face suddenly turned red. But just when she was about to shout a few more times, Chen Guangda suddenly kissed her again, but a few flashlights...
Suddenly they were hit, and several people shouted: "Police! Stop and don't move!"
"Fuck! Run quickly..."
Chen Guangda grabbed Xia Fei and ran away. Several policemen immediately chased after him, shouting, but the two were extremely fast. They turned around a few times in the complex terrain of the residential area before getting away.
The police, but Xia Fei asked out of breath: "Run...what are you running for? I'm not a gangster, I just applied for an ID card to come in!"
"Idiot! That's from the prostitution brigade. Even if you are my wife, they can still say that we are immoral today. If one of us fails, we will go to the police station tonight..."
Chen Guangda wiped the sweat off his head, took Xia Fei's little hand and continued walking forward. When the two of them gradually blended into the crowd of the night market, Xia Fei finally showed a bit of shyness and was led by him.
She was holding her little hands and her pretty face was flushed, but after a while she whispered: "Don't take what I just said seriously, I just said those words when my head got hot, I... I don't really want to be your wife
!”
"It's not good to be duplicitous. You just admitted that you miss me. Why do you want to be my wife if you don't want to..."
Chen Guangda looked at her with a playful smile, but Xia Fei lowered his head and stopped talking. Chen Guangda immediately laughed and hugged her into his arms, but suddenly said with a sense of loss: "Actually, couples nowadays are just floating clouds.
No one knows what will happen tomorrow, but as long as you really love each other deeply, you can be a real couple even if you don't get married, so I think everything should be let go, there is no point in getting entangled so much!"
"Stop coming! Stop fooling me with such deceptive tricks. You just want to trick me into being your mistress..."
Xia Fei rolled her eyes at him and immediately saw through Chen Guangda's evil intentions. Chen Guangda immediately fooled her with laughter and led her back to the funeral parlor while talking and laughing. Unexpectedly, the two of them just entered the door.
I heard a "pop" explosion, followed by a scream like a slaughtered pig.
"Stop blowing up! If you blow up again, I will be useless..."
Wang Dafu started wailing in tears. When the two of them looked up, they saw that this guy was hanging on the wall, wearing only a pair of thongs all over his body, with his arms spread wide like Jesus, but he had more than just a few
There were all firecrackers on his toes, and several of them were stuffed into his thong. Chen Quan was holding a lighter and grinning lewdly.
"Damn fat man! If I don't blow you up today, my surname will not be Chen..."
Chen Guangda closed the door and walked over aggressively, took a lighter and lit a firecracker. After hearing a "pop", Wang Dafu's fat twitched hard, and a firecracker popped out of his thong.
There was a huge cloud of gunpowder smoke, and Wang Dafu immediately howled miserably: "Don't blow up. What do you think? Tell me, where did I offend you?"
"Uh~ didn't you tell him..."
Chen Guangda looked at Chen Quan in surprise, then looked at Yan Qing and others behind him. Unexpectedly, he shrugged his shoulders and said, "I don't know what's going on. Fei Zai told me to arrest the fat guy."
, and he didn’t tell me what was going on, so I blew him up with a cannon when I was bored. You don’t think I’m torturing him, do you?”
"Depend on!"
Chen Guangda and Zhu Fei immediately cursed together, and Wang Dafu even screamed in a sad voice: "You bastard! You dead scumbag, I'm not done with you anymore!"