As the saying goes, the bigger your heart is, the bigger your stage will be. In layman's terms, the more fat your guts are, the more beautiful women you can sleep with. And Chen Guangda has met a lot of great people in his travels.
Yes, there are people who cut off their own butts and take a bite of them, but today he still feels that he has seen too little. It turns out that there are really people who can take their own lives as a joke.
Even before dark, the bonfire party is already being prepared. Two top-notch Bose speakers have been dragged out. They can be powered by batteries after being connected to an inverter. But this is nothing, they are just a bunch of homeless people.
They actually had their own small band. A few people picked up their instruments and couldn't wait to practice. There was even a Maiba who grabbed the microphone and started howling at the top of his lungs, which made the bamboo forest next to him tremble.
"I said! Why do I feel like I'm going to be killed by them..."
Chu Yu was just like an old lady in the countryside, squatting stupidly on the grass with eyes wide open. Next to her was Chen Guangda, who was also holding his legs in a daze. Even Chu Yu could hardly stand the thoughtlessness of this group of people.
Wang Dafu even grabbed his butt and said dully: "They are spies sent by the living corpses, aren't they waiting for the living corpses to come to dinner!"
"How about we run away and stop chasing me, okay..."
Chu Yu turned pale and swallowed. If she continued like this, she might not die in the hands of Chen Guangda, but she would be eaten as a feast by the living corpses. However, Li Cunyou strode over at this time, and Chen Guangda
He quickly asked: "Aren't you afraid of attracting living corpses if you do this?"
"What are you afraid of? We have been doing this for two days, and there are not many living corpses around here..."
Li Cunyou laughed nonchalantly, and actually changed into a swimsuit and started swimming. Several boys and girls also jumped into the pond and started playing in the water. Chen Guangda and others were completely speechless, but Wang Dafu suddenly pointed
The person across the pond said excitedly: "Look! There are people doing body art. I'm just asking you, are you convinced now? Haha~"
"I'm convinced! I'm convinced with all my five bodies..."
Chen Guangda nodded helplessly. Several drawing boards were set up on the opposite bank. An old man with a white beard was drawing with a few students, while a slim beauty took off all her clothes.
, holding a piece of white gauze in his hand and looking up at the sky. The white gauze blown by the wind and the rippling blue waves of the pond are really a beautiful sight, as if everything in the world has become pure.
"What a white ass..."
Chen Guangda unconsciously took a sip of saliva. Naturally, a common man like him could not appreciate elegant art. He only saw other people's legs and other people's butts, and could not appreciate the slightest bit of artistic realm. Who knew that an old lady replied
Turning around, he spat in disdain: "It's so vulgar, this is art! Huh~"
"What kind of art? It's just using the name of art to trick little girls into taking off their clothes. Those who do body art are all scoundrels..."
Chu Yu also curled his lips with disdain, but Chen Guangda suddenly discovered that the hot model looked more and more familiar. A closer look turned out to be Wang Xi who had called Xia Fei away, but before he could wipe his lips
In response to the saliva, Xia Fei actually came out and started to boldly take off his clothes. He immediately jumped up and shouted: "Xia Dayan! If you dare to take it off, I will break your legs!"
"What's your name? I'll take it off..."
Xia Fei glared at him angrily, took off her coat and threw it on the ground. However, she did not dare to take off the clothes underneath. She pouted and sat back on the pony next to her, but the white man
The bearded old man looked at Chen Guangda in surprise, and actually walked over with a pipe in his mouth, and said with a smile: "Young man! Your thoughts are too conservative. We must know how to dedicate ourselves to art, and we must also keep a spark of fire for art.
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"That's easy for you to say. Why don't you call your wife to take off her clothes..."
Chen Guangda stared at him with a face full of displeasure. The more he looked at this guy, the more he looked like an old gangster. However, his gangster level was higher than him and he could act openly and openly. However, the old man just laughed and pointed his pipe at him.
He said: "If I ask my lover to be a model, do you dare to dedicate yourself to art?"
"As long as your wife dares to take off her clothes, I will take them off. Who is afraid of whom..."
Chen Guangda shook his legs nonchalantly, even if the old man's lover was an old woman, he would fight for it, but unexpectedly the old man suddenly pointed to the opposite side and said with a smile: "My first wife passed away a few years ago, but now I have another
We had a long-lasting love, and Wang Xi is my current lover, so my lover has long since divorced, so you should fulfill your promise!"
"Damn it! You tricked me..."
Chen Guangda looked at the old man in shock. He didn't expect that Wang Xi's taste was so strong, but the old man shook his head and said with a smile: "Mr. Lu Xun once said that when some people see short sleeves, they immediately think of white arms.
When I think of being naked, I immediately think of surnames! The irony is that those who are sanctimonious on the surface are actually people with evil views. But in the blink of an eye, a hundred years have passed since feudal society. Should our thoughts change or be pure?
What about a little?"
"Old sir! I think you speak very well, but can you please leave a pair of underwear..."
Chen Guangda looked at the old man bitterly, but the old man laughed and walked towards the other side without saying anything. But when Chen Guangda saw several old ladies showing contempt, he had no choice but to bite the bullet
As he walked over, the old man immediately applauded and said, "This handsome young man has volunteered to devote himself to art. Please applaud and welcome him!"
"Bah~ Shameless! If you don't take off your clothes for me, you will come and take them off yourself..."
Xia Fei rolled her eyes at Chen Guangda angrily. Chen Guangda's old face had already turned red, but the students' eyes were really very pure. Wang Xi's figure was definitely hot and attractive, but in the eyes of several boys
But there were no distracting thoughts at all, and other people came to watch without being obscene. Chen Guangda suddenly felt that his thoughts were indeed a little too dirty.
"There is only a thin line between art and pornography. It depends on how you face it. But please believe me, as long as you can view this art correctly, you will stand at a new height..."
The old man with the white beard took a puff of his pipe and looked at Chen Guangda sincerely. At this time, even Wang Xidu generously came up and pulled him and said: "There is no need to force your first time, just take off your clothes to the extent you can accept."
Well, many people here have worked as models for us, Chief Tian and Li Cunyou are both our models. After it is over, you will find that this is really a spiritual baptism!"
"I don't know whether to baptize or not, but I am just a layman. I will definitely make a fool of myself if I take off my pants. It would be bad if I scare a few schoolgirls..."
Chen Guangda suddenly smiled bitterly and shook his head, then walked to a drawing board, picked up a paintbrush and said: "I fully agree with keeping a spark of fire for art, but art alone cannot make enough food. You will find out when you arrive at the resettlement camp.
, this world is crueler than you can imagine, so I’d better teach you some useful things so that you can live to continue the greatness of art!"
"You don't have to belittle yourself. Survival is also an art. Everyone welcomes our new lecturer..."
The old man took the lead in applauding, and the others also stood up and applauded enthusiastically. Chen Guangda picked up the brush and said: "Let me tell you about the more common mutated zombies first. The first thing is something called Bloody Mary.
, some people also call them witches. Such living corpses must have been very angry when they died. Most of them were drowned in polluted water, and they will utter human words to trick you into getting close to them!"
"There is such a thing? Are you kidding..."
Li Cunyou suddenly climbed up from the water and looked at Chen Guangda very suspiciously, but Chen Guangda rolled his eyes and said: "You can ask questions, but don't question what the teacher said. I have seen more living corpses than you have walked."
Many, but since you don’t believe in the existence of this kind of thing, you must have seen a living zombie covered in scales. It basically looks like this. I will teach you how to kill it now!"
"We have met, we call it a predator, and my brother was eaten by it..."
A girl screamed in horror. Unexpectedly, she recognized Chen Guangda after just a few strokes. But Li Cunyou hurriedly stepped forward and said: "I want to ask a question, this kind of thing is the culprit that destroyed our camp. At that time
There are three of them in total, but bullets can’t kill them at all, so how can you kill them?”
"Little classmate! Don't be so anxious. If I can't kill it, what else can I say..."
Chen Guangda pointed at her angrily, and suddenly opened his clothes, directly revealing the dragon scale armor made of jumping corpse scales. Everyone immediately took a breath and looked at Chen Guangda's
The look in his eyes was like looking at a dragon-slaying warrior, but Chen Guangda said proudly: "If there is a chance to encounter a jumping corpse, I will peel off its skin and make one for you!"
"You...you said, I won't interrupt you..."
Li Cunyou nodded with an earthy face. The jumping corpse obviously left an indelible impression on her, and Chen Guangda started to draw and talk at the same time, imparting his experience to them without reservation. Soon he was next to him.
The three outer circles were filled with people, and even their leader Tian Qingyun moved a bench over to listen to the lecture.
"Oh my God! There are so many living corpses of all kinds..."
Li Cunyou covered his mouth and was almost shocked. At this time, almost everyone came over. Even Chu Yu was forcibly brought over. However, the little girls actually listened very seriously and seemed to be thinking about what they would do after they escaped.
There was no way out, but Wang Xi, who had already put on his clothes, said: "Tell us about the resettlement camps. How is the government's control now?"
"Government? Whoever is the boss is the government..."
Chen Guangda suddenly lit a cigarette, looked around at everyone and sneered. He briefly described what he had experienced in the resettlement camp, and then continued: "Power is a very scary thing, and the power now is like breaking free."
The beasts in the cage live and die at the whim of the leader. Children and daughters are sold on the street or even bought for themselves. Can you imagine that a big star who was once so high and mighty would take the initiative to sleep with you just for a bag of rice?"
"Impossible! I think what you said is a bit exaggerated. There are still many good people and few bad people in this world. The survivors we met on the road are all very good. Everyone is helping each other..."
Wang Xi shook his head without hesitation. Others also showed disapproval, but Chen Guangda shrugged his shoulders and said, "Then we'll see. I hope you won't be too disappointed then."
, but I still hope you can meet a good leader, just like our mining town is very good!"
"Okay! Let's end this topic here. Maybe what you said is true, but we still believe that the Golden City you said is just a special case, and it cannot be full of bad people..."
Li Cunyou hurriedly stepped forward and interrupted Chen Guangda's lecture. Chen Guangda also readily put down his painting brush, but he still said loudly: "No matter whether the resettlement camp you encounter in the future is good or bad, there is a truth that it will never happen.
Change, no place will raise idle people for nothing, people without any skills will definitely be eliminated, and when the time comes you won’t even beg for food!”
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