Guangda almost burst out of frustration today. He has seen many shameless people. He himself is a shameless ancestor. But when he met Li Yao, he realized what it means to be a little witch and a big witch. This bitch is completely shameless.
She has no shame or shame, and she can say anything without limits. If it weren't for the system of checking temporary residence permits here, he would have left long ago.
"You can live here from now on, you two from the south will make a perfect pair..."
When Li Yao returned home, he took Chen Guangda directly to the second floor. Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened a door at the end, a scream suddenly came from inside, and he saw a handsome young man covering his body with his clothes.
She actually stomped her feet and shouted: "Sister! Why didn't you knock on the door? They are changing clothes here. I hate it so much!"
"If you act like a baby again, I'll cut you. Look at the goosebumps all over my body..."
Li Yao trembled with disgust on his face, and Chen Guangda looked at him dumbfounded. He finally understood how the reputation of southerners had been ruined, but the little girl happily walked up to him and held out his hand: "This is my new roommate.
Hello, hello, my name is Sun Di, I am a movie actor, you can just call me Xiao Di!"
"My name is Liu Tianliang..."
Chen Guangda reluctantly shook hands with the other party. He was afraid that this guy had some bad habits. However, the little bitch was quite well-educated. He didn't even laugh at him for having a big tongue. But Li Yao followed up and said: "The rent here is
Ten yuan per person per month, you can eat with us from now on, I will put the food expenses on your account, and when you make money, you can pay it back to me together!"
"What the hell! I'm going out to sell my butt..."
Chen Guangda glared at Li Yao angrily, feeling more and more that this little bitch was evil and treacherous, and that she wanted to use him as a free slave. Unexpectedly, Li Yao sneered and said, "Thank you for reminding me, Tun."
There happens to be a duck shop here, and you will definitely be able to sell your duck with tender skin and tender meat at a good price. I will contact you later and I promise not to waste your money!"
"Bah~"
Chen Guangda spat heavily and went directly to an empty bed. Li Yao immediately turned his big butt and left triumphantly, but the little sissy sat down and said: "Don't talk to the beautiful lady.
Chi Qi, Sister Damei is such a nice person, I owe her six months of rent and she doesn’t even kick me out, and sometimes even helps me eat!”
"Just keep talking and don't touch my arms, okay? You faggot..."
Chen Guangda slapped his hairy hand away, but the little girl was wronged and yelled: "I am a pure-bred man who only likes women, but he is an actor, and the first movie he accepted was
Playing a sissy, I got too deep into the role and couldn't get out. You can't be discriminatory, I didn't even laugh at you because you have a big tongue!"
Chen Guangda rolled his eyes and got up again. He walked out of the window and silently observed the environment. In fact, this village was no smaller than an ordinary county town. It just didn't look very wealthy. The only decent building was the government's. The largest one was
The restaurant was only five stories high, and he had just inquired about it. It was more than sixty kilometers away from the seaside. He had been transported here as a human meat dumpling and had been transported here many times.
'Memory card! Memory card...'
Chen Guangda suddenly remembered the serum information in his pocket. In fact, he had always kept a close eye on it. He always had two memory cards, one real and one fake. Even the one given to Commander Panlong Town King was incomplete, so he
The person who got it out from the boat must have helped Hai Laozi, and it goes without saying that he would have taken his pocket. If the other person looked through it carefully, he would definitely find the real memory card.
"Do you know, Mr. Liu, Hao Baozi Shop, whether it is closed today..."
Chen Guangda turned his head and looked at the little sissy. If he wanted to find the gang of sea-robbers, he could only start from the human meat bun shop. The little sissy nodded and said, "The bun shop has already given me a hand."
The fire broke out, and you didn't even hear the gongs and drums shouting to put out the fire that night. I heard that several people were burned to death inside, including the boss and his wife!"
"Why is it burning..."
Chen Guangda frowned slightly. Although he set the fire, he didn't expect that the entire bun shop would be burned down. The young man who chased him that night should still be alive, but he didn't dare to do it casually now.
Go out and look for him. If he is caught by the police without a temporary residence permit, there is no guarantee that there will be no arrest warrant for Chen Guangda. Facts have proved to him that Lin Na's hands are longer than he thought.
"That's right! What do you rely on for a living? Is there any way to make money..."
Chen Guangda habitually touched his pocket to take out the cigarettes. Then he remembered that his pocket was cleaner than his face, and he had to make money quickly to avoid being squeezed by the black-hearted woman. But the little sissy shrugged his shoulders and said: "They strongly requested
I went to work in a duck shop, but I really didn’t want to blow my anus, so I had to give people baths in the bathhouse. They gave me two meals a day, and I didn’t get a penny of salary!”
"Damn it! If only I had the money to open a coffin shop..."
Chen Guangda slapped his forehead in a troubled manner. He wanted to go directly to the village to get supplies, but now he not only lost the Corpse Claw Spear, but his body was also quite weak due to kidney deficiency. As long as he encountered a small jumping corpse, he would be afraid.
They all have to die, and the damn black corpse insect is a zombie attractor. It would be a ghost if you don't encounter jumping corpses.
After the two chatted for a while, it was soon time for dinner, and the little girl followed Chen Guangda out of the house. There were quite a few people living here, with five or six people crammed into one room.
Yes, their pigeon cage-like small room is considered a deluxe room here. If two people hadn't just been hanged to death, Chen Guangda would have had to share a bed with the little sissy.
"Big tongue! Come here..."
Li Ying, who was wearing an apron, suddenly walked out of the kitchen and raised his fingers at Chen Guangda in an arrogant manner. Chen Guangda had no choice but to walk over in a sullen tone, full of indescribable cowardice.
His eyes lit up when he saw the food in the kitchen, and the little girl behind him even exclaimed: "Wow! Kill the chicken. Is it your birthday? Sister Damei!"
"What a crappy birthday, if you want to eat it, kill me..."
Li Yao leaned against the kitchen door nonchalantly, but Chen Guangda felt a little warm in his heart. He guessed that this chicken was specially killed for his savior to eat. Unexpectedly, Li Yao suddenly took out a certificate and handed it to him.
I gave it to him and said, "You must have lost your temporary residence permit. I just found someone to get it replaced for you. You don't have to be afraid of the police anymore!"
"Uh~"
Chen Guangda scratched his head very strangely. The photo on the ID was not him at all, but he looked somewhat similar. However, his name was Liu Tianliang, but Li Yao pulled him over and whispered: "I
I sent someone to the police station to check, but there is no record of you at all. If it weren’t for your good performance today, I would have called the police to arrest you. Was it you who set the fire on the bun shop? "
"You...how do you know..."
Chen Guangda looked at her in shock, while Li Yao sneered and said: "When I dragged you up from the pit, your face was still stained with flour and bun skins, and the bun shop was also on fire at that time.
If it wasn't you who set the fire, and who else could enter the village without anyone noticing, you must have been transported in as meat!"
"You know that's a human meat bun shop..."
Chen Guang was so shocked that he almost couldn't open his mouth from ear to ear. Unexpectedly, Li Yao actually said disdainfully: "Who doesn't know? There is no slaughterhouse now, where can he get the meat? People who go there to eat steamed buns are looking for cheap."
Starving ghost, it’s just a tacit understanding. A woman as smart as me can already guess where you are coming from!"
"Then do you know who brought me in? I was unconscious at the time..."
Chen Guangda was secretly worried about this woman's analytical skills. This profiteer was indeed not something that ordinary people could be, but Li Yao rolled his eyes angrily and said: "I didn't know that the bun shop is not owned by my family, but this is what I gave you."
Zhang’s temporary residence permit is fake, so it will be fine if you can handle the inspection, but if you dare to commit a crime and get caught, I won’t admit that I did it for you!”
"Then I will go out to find a job tomorrow. I will definitely pay you back your money, and I will not miss you the money to apply for a false certificate..."
Chen Guangda curled his lips in disdain. Unexpectedly, this black-hearted woman actually opened her mouth and asked him for fifty, with a shameless look like I will eat you. Chen Guangda could only swallow this bad breath. He had just
I checked with the little girl and found out that a pound of white noodles now only costs more than six yuan. The homeless man on the street can get it for two yuan, and fifty yuan is enough for him to buy several meals in the restaurant.
"Stop! How dare you leave before I finish speaking? Xiaodi, come here too..."
Li Wei suddenly grabbed Chen Guangda aggressively, glared at him and said directly: "I have a lady who works in Kunye Casino. They happen to be short of two night guards. Not only do they have three security guards every month,
You get a salary of ten yuan, and you can have a late-night snack every night, so I recommend you two to go!"
"Wow, sister! You are my goddess..."
The little sissy screamed excitedly, rushed directly to Li Yao's face and kissed her fiercely, and was immediately kicked away by Li Yao with his ears twisted. However, Chen Guangda asked in confusion who Mr. Kun was, and the little sissy immediately said excitedly
: "Master Kun, you don't even know that we are the gang leader in Lijiatun. The village chief will be polite to him when he sees him. If we are lucky, we might even get some tips!"
"You two, please do a good job for me. I promised you with all my heart. If you dare to disgrace me, you two will die..."
Li Yao puffed up her breasts and stared at them proudly, but Chen Guangda was suddenly stunned. Before, Li Yao's bust must have been at least an E cup. It was as attractive as two big coconuts. Who knew it would be serious now?
The breasts had shrunk, and it was amazing to have at least a C. He immediately asked in confusion: "How come your breasts are like blowing up balloons and have the function of shrinking?"
"Get out of here! If you look again, I'll dig out your eyeballs..."
Li Wei actually cursed in shame and anger, sprayed saliva on Chen Guangda's face before angrily entering the kitchen, but the little sissy suddenly covered her mouth and snickered: "The cup is like time, squeeze it hard
Just came out, the beautiful lady is also nicknamed Newspaper Li, she never goes out without stuffing two newspapers into her chest every time!"
"ah……"
Before the little girl could finish her words, she was kicked out by Li Yao. Li Yao actually rushed out with a murderous look, pointing at everyone in the living room and yelling: "Who dares to call me mother again?"
Newspaper Li, I chopped him up and used him as mincemeat. From today on, my monthly rent will be increased by two yuan. If he doesn’t live here, I’ll fuck him up, bah~”
"Holy shit!"
Chen Guangda suddenly covered his old face and backed away. He didn't expect that the spittle from the dead woman was directed at him. However, dozens of people in the living room didn't even dare to fart, and they all ran into the room in despair. Chen Guangda
I had no choice but to cover my face and admit that I was unlucky. The way this woman wielded the kitchen knife was so fierce. I think the Fat Corpse King would tremble when he saw her. She looked like a Tyrannosaurus Rex!
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