"Oh~ This girl's volume is so big, I'm going to vomit..."
On a path outside the kindergarten, Hu Yidao was carrying a plastic bag with a disgusted face, which contained a bloody sanitary napkin, but Chen Guangda hurriedly made a silent gesture. This place was already considered
It's a wild place, and you may encounter a large number of living corpses at any time.
"Okay! Let's go here..."
Chen Guangda did not dare to leave the kindergarten too far. After reaching a small bush, the two of them squatted in. First, they unscrewed a bottle of diluted disinfectant and sprinkled it around them, and then sprinkled it on each of them.
After a while, he cut a small hole in the plastic bag and threw it directly outside the bushes.
"It won't attract many living corpses..."
Hu Yidao stretched his head worriedly, fearing that the two of them were trapping themselves, but Chen Guangda whispered: "Probably not! In fact, I also want to test the smell of living corpses, I want to see them
How good is your sense of smell? If a lot of living corpses really come, we will run towards the small ditch and lead them into the river and that will be it!"
"What if there are a lot of people coming..."
Hu Yidao still looked at him very uneasily, but Chen Guangda rolled his eyes. He was too lazy to argue with him for such a crow's mouth. He squatted patiently in the bushes with his short spear in his arms. However, it only took a moment.
After just a cigarette, Hu Yidao jerked his head and said urgently: "Fuck! Here they come, three at a time!"
"Damn! This nose is too clever..."
Chen Guangda was also shocked. It turned out to be much faster than he expected. He quickly picked the plastic bag in with a short spear and quickly tied up the holes, but there were several living corpses in the distance.
They actually chased them all the way after looking for the smell. Hu Yidao hurriedly picked up the short spear and wanted to rush out, but Chen Guangda grabbed him and said, "Wait! Let's see if they can find us!"
"I bet with two condoms, we will be found..."
Hu Yidao looked at Chen Guangda and smiled, but Chen Guangda directly stretched out five fingers. Hu Yidao curled his lips disdainfully and agreed. Then he saw three living corpses milling around near the bushes, constantly exerting force.
With his nose twitching in search of the scent, Chen Guangda immediately raised his eyebrows proudly, knowing that these three zombies must have lost their target.
"Ho~"
Suddenly! Before Chen Guangda could stand up, a short living corpse suddenly roared, turned around and rushed toward the bushes. The two of them were startled, and jumped up and stabbed it over with a spear.
The remaining two also rushed forward instantly, but this little battle was nothing to them, and two more fell to the ground easily.
"Haha~ Just give me the condom when you get back..."
Hu Yidao's mouth was almost split when he smiled. It was not easy to win against Chen Guangda. However, Chen Guangda sniffed the smell on his body vigorously, then shook his head and said: "No! The smell of this disinfectant is still too weak.
It won't cover up the smell on our bodies at all, so you can cut off one arm with a kitchen knife, sprinkle the corpse's blood around and try again!"
"This time I will bet on five more sets, no! One box..."
Hu Yidao gave a very obscene smirk, then squatted down and chopped off the arm of a living corpse, and sprinkled the dark corpse blood directly around them. Chen Guangda also started to touch the things on the living corpse, but nothing happened.
After a while, he threw over a gold Rolex watch and said in an unlucky tone: "You are all damn poor. All you have in your pockets are cards or cigarettes, and you don't even have a biscuit!"
"In a high-end community, you can't pack a few tea eggs when you go out..."
Hu Yidao shrugged his shoulders without any surprise, and then put the gold watch on his wrist, flipping it up and down, while Chen Guangda simply dragged the three living corpses to them.
, then he untied the plastic bag containing the sanitary napkin and threw it outside the bush again.
"Damn! It stinks so damn much, it smells worse than pig manure..."
Hu Yidao pinched his nose with a depressed face. In the first two days, these living corpses did not smell so bad, but as time went by, the bodies of the living corpses began to gradually rot.
He was wearing a living female corpse with a graceful figure, and he was not in the mood to see the color of her underwear.
"Um?"
Chen Guangda's eyes suddenly condensed, and he saw a snow-white corpse insect suddenly emerged from the forehead of a living corpse. It squirmed desperately towards the two of them. Chen Guangda raised his hand and wanted to poke it.
Death, who would have thought that the corpse insect suddenly froze, as if he had discovered something very terrifying, and lay trembling in front of his eyes, then slowly moved back bit by bit.
"Gudu~"
Chen Guangda swallowed hard and subconsciously touched his belly. The corpse insect was obviously afraid of something, and it was most likely the big black insect he had swallowed. His back instantly started to swish.
I felt chills and looked at my belly with horror. Could that damn black insect still be dead?
"Damn! Here we come, five this time..."
Hu Yidao suddenly pushed him gently, and Chen Guangda, who was full of fear, immediately came to his senses, but no matter whether the damn black bug was still alive or not, at least he didn't have any problems yet. As long as he still had a breath of life, he would
You must live well!
Chen Guangda quickly picked up the plastic bag and tied it up. He hugged the short spear and held his breath. The five living corpses almost rushed over here, but as soon as they ran out of the bushes, they began to be confused and hunched.
His nose kept twirling back and forth on the road, and his eyes seemed to pop out of his head in a hurry.
"Come on! Come here quickly..."
Hu Yidao gritted his teeth and whispered. The only thing they care about now is condoms. The three women combined have only collected a little more than two boxes. If you use one, you will lose one. At this time, no one wants to make their bellies bigger.
, but the five dead and alive corpses outside just couldn't come over, and after a while there were signs that they were about to disperse.
"Hey~ Lao Hu! Remember one box..."
Chen Guangda smiled lewdly and patted Hu Yidao's shoulder. Hu Yidao immediately cursed and jumped up from the ground. The five living corpses roared and immediately rushed towards them.
However, the dense bushes made it impossible to unfold their bodies. The two of them stood there waiting for work, and they could kill one with just one poke. It was simply easier than cutting wheat.
"Haha~ I knew this little fat guy had something in his bag..."
Hu Yidao directly pulled open the schoolbag of a fat living corpse. Unexpectedly, it was filled with all kinds of snacks and even two cans of Coke. Chen Guangda also gained a lot. Not only did he find a female corpse
He took out more than a dozen sleeves from his bag, and also dug out gadgets such as solar chargers. As for banknotes, he also collected some, which he could keep for playing cards at night anyway.
"Guangda! This method is really good. Please don't tell anyone. This will be our unique secret skill from now on..."
Hu Yidao was holding his trophy proudly, but Chen Guangda nodded without saying anything. He picked up the three car keys he had just collected and stood up. He pressed the buttons one by one and looked at the surrounding vehicles. After a while,
Just when a Grand Cherokee suddenly flashed its headlights, the two of them immediately ran over.
"Let's see if there's anything good..."
Hu Yidao rubbed his hands together with eagerness on his face. They didn't dare to touch the cars here casually. If they called the police, they would definitely die in an ugly way. But after Chen Guangda opened the trunk, there was only half a box of mineral water in the car.
There was nothing else.
"Bah~ I didn't know how to put some emergency food in it. There is no sense of crisis at all..."
Hu Yidao cursed in disappointment, but Chen Guangda still seemed to be unwilling to give up. He moved the water tank and pulled open the spare tire cover. Unexpectedly, the two of them gasped in an instant, and Chen Guangda's eyes widened.