Chapter five hundred and ninety-two the beauty of the fart
The government office buildings in Heishan City are the same as other places. Regardless of whether they are poor or not, they are always big and lavish. No matter how hard it is, the leadership can't bear the burden. Chen Guangda, led by a male office director, walked in very low-key and humbly.
, trying his best to disguise himself as an honest and honest rural cadre.
"County Magistrate Liu came so early, we just went to work..."
The office director led Chen Guangda into the elevator with a smile. There were already many well-dressed staff members standing in the elevator. When he saw Chen Guangda, who was full of poverty and sourness, he instinctively showed a look of disdain, not to mention that Chen Guangda was also
After deliberately not taking a shower for three days, the girls hurriedly covered their noses and shrank into the corner.
"I'm sorry, it's not convenient for us to take a bath in the countryside..."
Chen Guangda nodded and apologized repeatedly, and the office director also looked helpless. However, just as the elevator door was about to close, a tall beauty suddenly squeezed in. Chen Guangda's eyes immediately lit up. This beauty
This girl is the one who drove the Bentley Continental before.
'I'll go! It's so big and tall...'
Only then did Chen Guangda notice that this girl's breasts were surprisingly broad, and she was even taller than him. Even if she was wearing high heels, she was at least 1.8 meters tall. Chen Guangda looked at her again. She was wearing a beige windbreaker.
, inside is a very standard shirt and tube skirt, plus a pair of big shiny earrings, the whole person looks capable and fashionable.
‘Susan! Deputy Director of the Organization Department of the Municipal Party Committee…’
Chen Guangda glanced at the job badge on her chest and couldn't help being surprised. Needless to say, the Organization Department was responsible for managing cadres. Even if he was promoted, he had to go through the Organization Department, and such a young girl actually
As someone who occupies an important position, he is probably a person with connections, so he has to practice with his leaders at night.
"Who is this? This smell doesn't even allow us to take the elevator..."
As soon as Susan entered the elevator, she frowned and fanned her nose in displeasure at the strange smell. The office director next to her immediately smiled and said: "Minister Su! This is County Magistrate Liu Tianliang of Kaoshan County. They
It’s not convenient to take a bath, so please be more considerate!”
"Oh! It turns out he's from Kaoshan County, so no wonder..."
Susan glanced at Chen Guangda with disdain, and stood beside Chen Guangda openly. However, two young leaders squeezed in outside the talking room, and they all laughed and flattered Susan.
, but suddenly there was a "poof" sound, and an unpleasant stench instantly filled the elevator. Chen Guangda immediately looked at Susan with great surprise. Such a big beauty actually exploded her fart in public.
"Do you have any quality as a person? You can't bear to let it go..."
Susan actually looked at Chen Guangda with disgust on her face, and the others immediately looked at him with great anger. Chen Guangda was so angry that he almost turned green, but he could only hold back his anger and remain silent, but just then
When the elevator door dinged open, he suddenly said: "The one who farted just now, you dropped your phone!"
"Ah? Where..."
Susan subconsciously stopped and lowered her head to search, but her pretty face suddenly burned red. After glaring at Chen Guangda with shame and anger, she quickly ran away with the small bag, but the others acted as if they hadn't seen anything.
, walked out still talking and laughing.
"I'm talking to County Magistrate Liu, how can you tell the leader not to come to Taiwan in public? Minister Su is a popular person in front of our secretary. So what if you are asked to carry the fart? Even if you are asked to let it go, you have to let it go..."
The office director looked at Chen Guangda with sorrow. He was just about to say something to stop this shit, but Chen Guangda rolled his eyes and said: "We country people are not sensible and will not flatter the leader. The leader always
You won’t fire me just because of this, right?”
"Oh, you are now a leader. You need to know the art of leadership..."
The office director sighed helplessly and had no choice but to lead Chen Guangda out. After a while, the two of them came to a large conference room. His two cheap brothers, Lao Guo and Lao Ge, came before him.
However, the three of them acted as if they were not familiar with each other. After a brief polite exchange, they sat down separately, with a long distance between them.
Soon! All the outstanding young people who came to receive the award arrived one after another. They were all leaders of various villages and towns or important departments. After a group of people chatted for a while, a group of leaders followed Lu and came in one after another, until everyone
When everyone sat down and started to wait, finally! An imposing middle-aged man was surrounded by people, and Susan followed him like a little secretary carrying a small bag.
At first sight, it was clear that the chief executive of Black Mountain City was present. Everyone immediately stood up and started applauding. Chen Guangda also took the opportunity of applause to secretly look at each other. This man was probably in his early forties. He was considered to be in this position.
He is quite young, and he also has a very meaningful name - Zhou Xingwu! When you think about it, you know that it means to examine myself three times a day.
Zhou Shengwu also looks like an old man, and his walk is even more energetic, and the smile that always hangs on his face gives people a very warm affinity for no reason, unlike some leaders who look at it
It doesn't look like a good guy. At least the first impression he gave Chen Guangda was pretty good, and he even made him a little jealous. In fact, this guy is as handsome as a movie star, unlike him who has a...
An air of obscenity.
"Are you Liu Tianliang..."
Zhou Xingwu walked up to the chief and pressed his hands. The warm applause immediately stopped, but he looked at Chen Guangda with great interest. Chen Guangda immediately put on an honest and humble look, very nervous.
He rubbed his hands and said, "Brother Zhou! Oh no, Secretary Zhou, the younger one is Liu Tianliang from Guashantun, here to receive the Outstanding Young Award!"
"Pfft~"
Many people couldn't help but snickered, thinking that Chen Guangda was a country bumpkin who had never seen the world. Even his two cheap brothers were speechless. They didn't expect that Chen Guangda could be so good at showing off, and Zhou Xingwu
Then he couldn't help laughing and said: "Don't be so nervous. I invite you here today to commend you. Your performance in recent work has impressed us very much. Please report the specific situation to us again!"
"I...I don't know how to report. I haven't studied for a few years and I can do..."
Chen Guangda looked at Zhou Xingwu bitterly, as if he was illiterate, but Zhou Xingwu gave a thumbs up and said: "Great! We need young cadres like you who work down-to-earth. If you can
If you rely on words, all of you here will be enough to pacify the whole country, even to the United States!"
As soon as these words came out! The leaders who were still gloating about the misfortune immediately stopped talking, lowered their heads and studied their fingers obediently, but Zhou Xingwu suddenly slammed the table and said loudly: "Thank you for having the nerve to eat from the public family.
While you were acting arrogantly, your backing county not only solved its own difficulties, but also turned around to support us in Montenegro City. If they hadn't urgently transported a batch of salt, I don't see how you could still be leaders!"
"County Magistrate Liu! Where does your salt come from? Why didn't you inform us in advance..."
A big leader knocked on the table heavily, obviously intending to call for punishment, but Chen Guangda said angrily: "You didn't say there was a lack of salt. I only discovered the problem when I noticed that there were more people coming to buy salt.
Then I prepared twenty tons of sea salt as quickly as possible. What else do you want me to do? I’m afraid you might think I’m being sentimental!”
"you……"
The old leader's angry face turned red. He probably had never encountered such a straightforward subordinate, but Zhou Shengwu waved his hand and said: "County Chief Liu! Twenty tons of sea salt can't solve our urgency. Black Mountain City has a population of 800,000.
The daily consumption is staggering, and we now need at least 500 tons to last until we reopen the saltworks!"
"I'll go! How can I have so much salt? Our entire county only adds up to two to three hundred tons. Everyone is still making extra money with this little salt. If I take it all away, they won't fight with me..."
Chen Guangda shouted deliberately to make a fuss, but the leaders' eyes lit up. Zhou Xingwu immediately asked in shock: "Where did you get so much salt? Two or three hundred tons is hundreds of thousands of kilograms.
This doesn’t look like normal use, does it?”
"When I talk about this, I get angry. I don't know which bastard is talking nonsense. He actually said that sea salt can drive away living corpses. Then every household bought a lot of sea salt and piled it at the door. There was even a lot of it on the city wall...
"
Chen Guangda spread his hands with anger and helplessness on his face, but Guo Tunchang on the opposite side immediately said: "Yes, yes! We also have this kind of rumor circulating, and all the sea salt on the market was sold out in one fell swoop.
I guess it was the bastards selling salt who started the rumor, but the people in Kaoshan County are so wicked that they didn’t tell us when the price of salt went up, so they bought all the salt we had there for only two cents a pound!”
"Then you come to defend the city. You can defend the city and you can know first. If you have the guts, don't hide behind us and act like a turtle. Where will you be when the Screaming Queen comes..."
Chen Guangda pointed at his head and started to quarrel. Chief Guo also jumped up and confronted him tit for tat. Ge Dapao even rolled up his sleeves and wanted to fight him, but the leader slammed the table and shouted: "Give it to them all."
I shut up and treat this place as a vegetable market. This is the municipal party committee compound. If you make any more noise, stop it!"
"Okay! Everyone, please be patient. Since County Magistrate Liu has a lot of salt under his jurisdiction, please try your best to bring some to us. I hope you understand the meaning of death and coldness..."
Zhou Shengwu looked at several people dumbfounded. It was probably the first time he had seen such a township leader. Someone next to him immediately echoed: "County Chief Liu! Now is not the time for you to make a fortune for the country. You must educate yourself well when you go back."
Educate your villagers that it is very shameful to take advantage of the situation and rob them. Besides, if we can’t survive, how can you survive?”
"Xiao Liu! You think this is good, we will buy the salt at the market price, one yuan a pound, what do you think? You can't take the things of the common people in vain..."
Zhou Xingwu looked at Chen Guangda very seriously, and Chen Guangda could only nod his head dejectedly and said: "Since Brother Zhou has spoken, I can no longer ignore compliments. I will go back to do mobilization work and try to make everyone half-sold and half-sold."
If you give me as much as 50 cents per catty, I still have dozens of tons of public salt, so don’t give all the money to the government!”
"Okay! This is how we become good comrades..."
A group of leaders immediately clapped their hands with great excitement. Chen Guangda finally solved their urgent problem. Mayor Li, who had been silent next to him, even said: "Zhou Shuji! I think Xiao Liu is a very good person.
, it’s better to put Huangshui Town and Hushantun under his jurisdiction, we need to use more talents like this!"
"Ah? Mayor! You can't do this..."
Tuen Chang Guo and Ge Dapao immediately shouted anxiously. They were really anxious this time, but Zhou Xingwu slapped the table and said, "Okay! That's it. Those who are able will work harder. This is a matter of course."
We can no longer let them fight on their own. From now on, the south will be directly divided into two counties, and Xishan Village will be upgraded to a county!"
"Xiao Liu! You have to behave well for me in the future..."
Mayor Li pointed at Chen Guangda meaningfully. Chen Guangda immediately puffed up his chest with confidence, and then there was a lively commendation meeting. Chen Guangda transformed from a smelly country bumpkin.
He became such a hot celebrity that people who came to flatter him almost had calluses on his ears.
"Congratulations! County Magistrate Liu..."
Susan suddenly walked up with a smile and shook hands with him very implicitly. But just when Chen Guangda thought that this woman was also a woman who could take advantage of the situation, Susan suddenly came over and whispered: "I
Should I name you Fake Honesty? You sent someone to give Mayor Li’s secretary a red envelope worth 200,000 yuan last night. Do you really think you are unaware of it?"
"Minister Su! Why can't I remember whether we have slept together before?"
Chen Guangda looked at Susan casually, not taking her words to heart at all. If she had the courage to report Mayor Li, she would have been taken down long ago, but Susan sneered and said: "I think you are a toad."
If you want to eat swan meat, go ahead and dream about your big head! Hum~"
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