Men and women are definitely two different creatures from two planets. Not only can they not communicate in many aspects, they can't even understand many of each other's behaviors at all. Just like women can never understand, men are still beaten to death today.
After a drink, they immediately became brothers again, and the men also couldn't understand the behavior of women hugging each other and crying while talking.
So when Chen Guangda pushed open the box door in great shock, he immediately heard a burst of wailing. He saw Xia Dayan holding Li Rong and crying, and Li Niannian was also kneeling beside him and crying.
Each of the three little girls cried harder than the other. If Su Tong and Li Tingyu hadn't left, the crying would have been twice as loud.
"I said you..."
Chen Guangda was horrified and walked in inexplicably. He had no idea what the three people were crying about. Who knew that the three little girls suddenly started screaming like crazy and smashed a lot of things.
He roared like a cannibal: "Get out of here with me, we can survive without men, and we women will never let you bully us!"
"Fuck! What's going on? This is..."
Chen Guangda stumbled out of the box, with a few vegetable leaves on his forehead, and looked at the few female soldiers with a confused expression. Unexpectedly, the eyes of the female soldiers were also red, and they were wiping away tears.
He said: "Sister Da Mei's life experience is so pitiful. She has never received the warmth of her family since she was a child. Sister Big Eyes also has a life with no one to care about. They also raised a dog named Duoduo, and they were both eaten by living corpses.
, it’s really so miserable!”
"ah?"
Chen Guangda was completely confused. He looked at Fatty Wang who was also confused. But Fatty Wang spread his hands and said: "Look at my hair. If a woman is not inexplicable, she won't be called a woman. My ex-girlfriend
A hamster died at home and she cried for two whole days. Just because I was fat, she thought I looked like a hamster. She was so afraid of seeing people that she thought of a hamster and she even broke up with me. Can you understand this?"
"Nah! I'm convinced..."
Chen Guangda scratched his scalp in great depression. He originally thought that several women would fight, but who knew that in the blink of an eye he would actually cry to death. However, as the old saying goes, women are made of water, and crying is theirs.
Power and nature, no matter how strong a woman looks, she has a soft heart. As long as she is stimulated to that point, she will definitely become wet.
"Crying is a good thing. It's better than fighting. Maybe we can become good sisters by crying..."
Chen Quan was holding a cigarette in his mouth and laughing happily. Chen Guangda couldn't figure it out either, so he simply took a few people back to the box to eat and drink. He also called Xiaohu, Xiaoxiangpao and others up, and introduced them one by one.
, the group of people became one within a short time, and there was no barrier at all.
"Tell us about the situation in the Imperial Capital. If we come a little late today, you should all be ready to leave..."
Chen Quan and Xiaohu were leaning against each other, shoulder to shoulder. The two of them also had the same chemistry. Chen Guangda then told them the situation, then raised his glass and said: "This is probably the situation, no matter what
If we can kill this little bitch Lin Na, the corpse poison serum alone will be worth our trip to the imperial capital!"
"You can just go if you say so. Our brothers have always followed you these past years. When have we ever been afraid..."
Wang Dafu casually took a sip of wine. As for Lao Wu and Yang Hao, they didn't even bat an eyelid. Risking their lives has already become their life. If they were afraid, they wouldn't come out at all. But the little girl suddenly
He said in a loud voice: "Brother! I...I also want to go out with you and have a try, and I also want to be an upright man like you!"
"You're a girl, what kind of man are you? We don't lack asshole guys..."
Chen Quan pinched his cheeks teasingly and slapped his butt hard. The group of people immediately laughed, but the little sissy still looked at Yang Hao firmly and said: "Ah Hao looks like
They are younger than me, but they are all veteran body collectors, so I think I just lack experience, otherwise I can become a qualified body collector!"
"Xiao Di! Wouldn't it be nice for you to watch the show with us? Why do you want to go out..."
Xiaohu looked at him in surprise, but Yang Hao hugged him and said, "Brother Di just told me that all the girls think he is a mother-in-law, and the girl he likes would rather go to bed with him than sleep with him."
When it comes to falling in love, I feel that I don’t feel safe being with him at all, so I think he should really go out and experience it. I also grew up stumblingly back then!"
"You have to think about it. Once you go out and nod your head every minute, Yang Hao was also forced to go to jail..."
Chen Guangda cut his neck directly, but the little girl nodded vigorously without any hesitation. Chen Guangda had no choice but to smile bitterly and said: "Although I don't agree with you going out, but you can continue like this for the rest of your life.
I’m afraid there’s no future, so I think you should just become Ahao’s disciple, he knows how to make you a qualified recruit!”
"Master! Please bow to me as a disciple..."
The little sissy immediately knelt down in excitement, which made Yang Hao at a loss. However, at this moment, the door of the private room was suddenly kicked open, and sisters Xia Fei and Li Yao walked in in a big way.
Fei was holding hands with Li Yao and said loudly as soon as they came in: "Let me tell you, Damei will be my biological sister from now on. Anyone who dares to bully her will fight for his life, including your surname Chen!"
"Haha~ I agree with both hands and feet, but can you tell me how you decide who is older and who is younger..."
Chen Guangda cheered in surprise, and urged everyone to applaud them. The problem of these aunts was solved, and a big stone in his heart fell to the ground. But who knew that Li Yao came quietly?
"Guessing the game?" Chen Guangda immediately asked in shock: "Guessing the game? So casual?"
"Otherwise, what else? Let's have a fight with arms and legs, and you won't take a piss and take a photo..."
Xia Fei rolled her eyes angrily, sat down directly with her arms around Li Ming, and then said with emotion: "My life experiences and those of Damei have too many similarities. We were both born in a broken world.
In my family, I also dropped out of school, and I also raised a Labrador named Duoduo. The most important thing is that I was ruined by the same man after drinking. I think this is really a fate arranged by God. We must have been the same in the previous life.
Blood sisters!”
"After drinking..."
Chen Guangda looked at Li Yao in astonishment, but Li Yao secretly blinked at him. Chen Guangda immediately closed his mouth and stopped talking. It seems that Li Yao also knew that Xia Fei's little hooves were crazy horses.
Yes, I definitely can't scare her with ordinary means, so I'd better just play the emotional card and let Ye Ye get along and make peace with her.
"Haha~ Since it is fate arranged by God, you have to drink well for me today. You will also suffer a little loss tonight, Damei. The big-eyed girl just came here and I have to accompany her well..."
Chen Guangda sat over like a pug, and smiled flatteringly at the two women, for fear of making the two aunts unhappy, but who knew that Xia Fei slapped the table and shouted: "Why do you let me let you go?"
My sister is at a disadvantage. From now on, what’s mine belongs to her. Let’s turn over your cards together tonight, so you have to behave well for me!”
"This, this..."
This sexual blessing came so suddenly. Chen Guangda was so excited that he couldn't even speak clearly. He wished he could take the two babies back to the room and start making out. However, Xia Fei suddenly leaned over and whispered: "Don't think
I'm stupid. You know how dangerous a trip to the imperial capital is. If something happens, I can die with you, but she can't, so you'd better cherish this last time!"
"Nima! Can't you say something nice..."
Chen Guangda leaned back very depressed. It turned out that the two of them were acting to numb each other. If Yan Qing, who was becoming more and more like a queen, was dragged over, he could hardly imagine the horrific scene.
But the two women's professionalism is very good. The elder sister and the younger sister are very affectionate, and they drink the wine as water while changing glasses.
Chen Guangda did nothing the whole afternoon. He just accompanied Xia Fei and the others to play in Binhai City. After the tour, he went straight to Heishan City and forced Zhou Xingwu to show off to the KTV. Zhou Xingwu also knew
How dangerous will their trip be? They actually sang and danced with them for the first time, surprising Su Tong and Li Tingyu who were playing with them.
The group of people played until midnight before breaking up. Not only were everyone top-heavy and drunk, but even Li Yao got dizzy. Later, they even checked into the largest hotel in Montenegro City together. As for who would sleep with whom.
It's not a problem that they can worry about personally. Anyway, Li Tingyu abducted Chen Guangda's sister-in-law.
"You wash first, no no! You first, you first..."
Xia Fei and Li Yao had pretended to be very calm before, but when they entered the room, they were so coquettish. It was so humbling and embarrassing to give in, but Chen Guangda, who was in a state of excitement, couldn't wait to say
: "Good sisters, let's take a shower together. It's just a good time to get to know each other again, hehe~"
"Shut up! What's wrong with you? If you laugh obscenely, I'll let you go out and sleep on the sofa..."
The two little girls had no place to vent, and they immediately pointed at him and scolded him fiercely. Chen Guangda had no choice but to put his tail between his legs and get into bed in despair. Anyway, it would be fine for them to show off their power now. It won't take long for them to let her go.
They were both beautiful, and when he thought of Li Damei on the left and Xia Dayan on the right, he felt that his soul was about to go numb.
"We, the people, are so happy today! Happy! Happy..."
After the two women entered the bathroom coquettishly, Chen Guangda immediately took off his clothes in excitement, took out a pack of wet wipes and started wiping them up and down. He also sprayed some men's perfume in a very coquettish way, and his whole body twisted like a
Fat Maggot was equally excited, but after he climbed into bed with great surprise, he found that sexual happiness seemed to come a little slowly.
"I asked you two, are you okay? It's been more than an hour. It's time to rub each other's backs..."
Chen Guangda sat cross-legged on the bed in agony, listening to the two women whispering inside, and occasionally bursting into unbridled laughter. However, they did not come out for a long time. Chen Guangda was so angry that he yelled:
"If you two don't come out, I will go straight in. I am an all-weather and all-terrain field expert!"
"Why are you so anxious? I have never seen someone so active in handing over public food..."
Li Yao cursed angrily inside, accompanied by Xia Dayan's constant echoing voice. It seemed that the relationship between the two had heated up rapidly and began to develop towards a true sisterly relationship. However, when Chen Guangda
When he was about to rush in angrily, a burst of steaming heat suddenly spurted out, and he saw the two beauties walking out with graceful looks. Chen Guangda's eyes widened and his mouth was dripping all over the floor.
All.
"Before we have fun, how about we play a little game first? Only by answering the questions correctly can you get both of us..."
The two little girls were like fairies coming out of fairyland. Their big eyes flickered at him, and Li Yao was even more arrogant than ever before. But when Chen Guangda nodded desperately, he heard that
Xia Fei asked with a smile: "If Damei and I fell into the sea and were about to drown, and you could only save one, who would you save?"
"Uh~ Why don't I save both of them? I'm pretty good at water..."
Chen Guangda suddenly came to his senses as if he was struck by lightning. He knew that he would not let them fly together easily. No matter who he answered to save, they would lose their heads, but the two little girls were thrusting into Xiaoman at the same time.
Yaojiao shouted: "No! You must answer one today, otherwise you will never stand up and walk out from here, hurry up!"
"Two aunts, I was wrong. Isn't it okay for me to go to bed alone..."
"No! I have to say it, otherwise I would be more beautiful than you..."