A huge scream almost pierced the Jinluan Palace, and Xia Fei suddenly jumped up from the ground. She was covered in cold sweat as if she had woken up from a nightmare, but then she held her throat and vomited violently, and all the vomited out was meat.
There was something like foam, and the people who were unconscious next to her woke up one after another, and they all vomited like she did.
"How's it going? Is everything okay..."
Chen Guangda walked up with a smile on his face, holding a cigarette in his mouth. He was now naked and his body was bandaged like a big rice dumpling. It was already bright outside, and more than 300 survivors were all blocked in the Jinluan Hall.
At the gate, people looked at them as curiously as if they were monkeys.
"Come on, come on! Hurry up and drink some vegetable porridge to nourish your stomach. This has just been cooked..."
Duan Deyin suddenly ran in with a few women and quickly divided the bowls of vegetable porridge. Xia Fei and others did not hesitate when they saw Chen Guangda beside them, and drank the vegetable porridge in a few gulps.
, but Xia Fei asked breathlessly: "Husband! What happened? Why do I feel like I had a big dream?"
"Ah! Why am I wearing ancient costume..."
Li Tingyu suddenly tugged on the clothes on his body and exclaimed. The group of people seemed to realize that his clothes were different. They all looked at each other in shock. Zhou Xingwu, who was wearing a dragon robe, asked in disbelief:
"Were we not dreaming at all before, was everything real?"
"All the dreams you think are true..."
Chen Quan, who was leaning aside, spoke with a gloomy face. He had been awake for a while, but the sequelae that followed were obviously very severe. In addition to vomiting, almost everyone was wilted.
It was unbearable, and he continued: "We were controlled by a plant zombie. Brother Guang tried his best to rescue us. He almost died in our hands!"
"Plant living zombies? Is there such a thing..."
Zhou Xingwu took a breath and looked at Chen Guangda in shock. Chen Guangda then roughly told what happened before, leaving everyone dumbfounded. However, Chen Guangda quickly joked
He asked extremely: "How are you, Lao Zhou? Does it feel good to be the emperor? Have you checked your empress's brand?"
"Stop making fun of me. How can I still have the strength to do that kind of thing after sucking so much blood..."
Zhou Xingwu waved his hands dejectedly, his face was indeed frighteningly pale, and Su Tong also said with lingering fear: "Thanks to your special physique this time, otherwise none of us would be able to survive, by the way! Who is that grandma?
Straightforward, it won’t be the same blank slate as the Screaming Queen, right?”
"Clever! There isn't a single bar, just two special whiteboard zombies..."
Chen Guangda nodded without hesitation, but it was a pity that his arms could not move very much yet, and he did not take out the two corpse insects to show everyone, but Wang Dafu shouted in great depression: "Why is I a big man?"
Eunuchs, you are either the emperor or the imperial guards, you are too damn bullying!"
"Just be content, the guards around the emperor are all eunuchs..."
Chen Guangda blew out the cigarette butt and laughed loudly. Chen Quan and others were so frightened that they quickly unbuttoned their pants and looked down. After confirming that the little brothers were still there, they breathed a sigh of relief. However, Xia Fei got up with difficulty at this time.
He walked up to Chen Guangda and asked with concern: "Husband! Are your shoulders so tight? I think you can't even lift your hands, right?"
"I guess it's fine. I blasted my head and it grew back. The Black Corpse Insect will definitely not sit back and watch me become a useless person. It's just that you have to let yourself move on it in the past two days..."
Chen Guangda winked at her very obscenely, and Xia Fei immediately punched him angrily, but the little girl turned around and looked at the Golden Palace curiously, then looked at the extremely luxurious dragon chair and said: "I used to travel here.
We are not even allowed to enter the palace, so now we can play whatever we want, husband! Hurry up and sit on the dragon throne, you will definitely look very majestic when you sit on it!"
"Boss! You must not sit on this dragon chair..."
Duan Deyin suddenly jumped up from the ground, first handed Chen Guangda a cup of wolfberry tea, then pointed to the dragon chair and said: "The central axis of the Bauhinia City is actually crooked, which means that all the Qing emperors sit on it
They are all crooked dragon chairs. If this dragon chair is crooked, it will definitely be unsafe, so I have never sat on it before, and people who are not lucky enough will definitely be unlucky if they sit on it!"
"Ha~ You dare to say that my husband is not lucky. He is the toughest person here..."
Xia Fei sneered disdainfully and quickly encouraged Chen Guangda to sit up. Chen Guangda was also very interested in the dragon chair. He ran up to it and circled around the dragon chair twice, then said: "You guys
If you know Feng Shui, you should know that in ancient times, only temples were facing south and north. Ancient houses that have seen Feng Shui will be a little tilted to avoid disrespecting the gods. Do you understand?"
"Awesome! The boss is really knowledgeable and knowledgeable. He can wake up the dreamer with just one word. I think the only one who can sit firmly on this throne is you, the boss. You are born to be an emperor..."
Duan Deyin hurriedly flattered Chen Guangda a lot, then hurriedly ran up to dust Chen Guangda, nodded and bowed and asked Chen Guangda to sit on the dragon chair, but Chen Guangda was not polite at all, he raised his butt and went to
As soon as I sat on the dragon chair, I suddenly heard a crisp "click" sound, and it suddenly fell apart. Everyone was dumbfounded in an instant.
"Dong~"
Chen Guangda sat down on the ground and fell to the ground. Duan Deyin was so stunned that he even forgot to help him. He looked at the completely shattered dragon chair and said in disbelief: "This... this dragon chair is serious.
The antiques of the Eight Classics have never been loose for hundreds of years. Why did they suddenly fall apart today? Isn't this too weird?"
"Damn! I already know that I have no destiny to be the emperor..."
Chen Guangda got up angrily and pulled out a bloody piece of wood from behind his buttocks, but Duan Deyin hurriedly said: "No, no, no! You must have too much imperial energy. This Qing Dynasty
The Broken Dragon Chair simply cannot bear it. It was so frightened that it fell apart. You are the real Nine-Five Emperor!"
"Hey! I said you are a professional braggart, don't you blush when you are flattered by this flattery..."
Wang Dafu looked at Duan Deyin with a mocking look on his face. Duan Deyin immediately smiled in embarrassment and helped Chen Guangda off the platform, but Chen Guangda said to everyone: "Everyone go to the room and have a good rest.
Well, I guess my family will send a plane out to look for us in the next few days. Don’t worry, everyone. When the plane comes, we will take the survivors here with us!"
"No need to rush! There are so many planes at home, why should we be in a hurry..."
Wang Dafu pretended to agree, and his cooperation with Chen Guangda was flawless, while the others would not tell the truth even if they knew they were deceiving people. Telling the truth about such a thing would not do them any good, so they stood up one after another.
, led by the concubines to the rest room.
"Boss! Do you want to find two beauties to sleep with? There are some who are very good at kung fu..."
Duan Deyin came up to him in an extremely flattering manner, and pointed at a few protuberant girls with a leer, but Chen Guangda shook his two limp arms and said angrily: "Do you think I can do this?
I play with them or they play with me, but let them prepare for a cultural party. We will definitely have to sleep until late at night. When we wake up, we can relax again!"
"Put it on me and you will be satisfied..."
Duan Deyin patted his chest swornly, turned around and ran to summon the beauties who were good at singing and dancing. However, Chen Guangda staggered to the side. Seeing that there was no one around, he unzipped his pants and faced the beautiful girl directly.
The white marble relief was just a puddle of urine, but suddenly I heard someone behind me laughing and saying, "Oh my, my hands can still move, and we are ready to come over and help you!"
"Oh~ It turns out to be the Queen. She has changed her clothes and looks even more beautiful..."
Chen Guangda looked back at the two women who were walking towards him. The one who spoke was the former queen who was occupied by Duan Deyin. However, this little girl did not look like a serious person. Although she was very good-looking, she looked like a social butterfly.
Chen Guangda was still putting water on the table, but she walked over openly.
"This is all thanks to you. The food at Shenwumen gave us a full meal and we also got a lot of beautiful clothes. But you'd better not call me queen, just call me Xiaoyu.
…”
The queen covered her small mouth and smiled coquettishly, but Chen Guangda knew what she meant. It was clear that the hozens wanted to find a new home to take over, but when he put away the guy and turned around, he was very surprised to see
He looked at another pretty young woman and asked with some confusion: "Have we met before somewhere? I think you look familiar!"
"Haha~ What's Mr. Zhou's look like? This is the big star Wang Ou, the one who plays Wolf Fang Bang..."
The queen smiled and pushed Wang Ou forward. Chen Guangda immediately looked at her in surprise. Unexpectedly, Xu Qing did not meet her, but met another famous young mature woman. Wang Ou said very shyly:
"Hello, Brother Zhou, I take the liberty of disturbing you. I just want to ask about the resettlement camp. I don't know if any of my family or friends are still alive!"
"Oh! It's okay, it's okay..."
Chen Guangda nodded subconsciously, but felt that Wang Ou was not as good-looking as on TV. She just had a good temperament and figure. However, in his impression, this woman was quite open-minded. Women who can't let go are simply not good-looking in the entertainment industry.
I can't figure it out, and I don't know if I'm really nervous today or if I'm just pretending.
However, the queen smiled meaningfully and said: "Duan Quede had been trying to get her ideas in the past, but she was really very courageous and would rather die than obey, so Duan Quede transferred her to open up wasteland and farm and wash clothes.
, I thought that this would force her to submit, but no! She held on until today to be considered liberated, and you can be regarded as her big savior. Sister Ou, you must repay our father well later!"
Wang Ou's pretty face flushed red, and Chen Guangda finally understood why she was so coy. No one would be embarrassed to throw herself into her arms like this, but he smiled and said: "Even if you repay her, Yes, I'm really sleepy now. If you have any questions, let's talk about it in the evening. I'm going to rest first!"
"Let's rest together. It's our duty to make the bed and fold the quilt..."
The queen looked at Chen Guangda coquettishly, her big watery eyes blinking fiercely, but Chen Guangda smiled, shook his head and left directly. He didn't know how many times he had encountered this kind of thing, and his immunity He has become too powerful a long time ago, not to mention that he is not very interested in Wang Ou at all. It would be better to go back and have a comfortable sleep.