The huge fat corpse king was like a meat ball attached to the tail of a kite. It was blown around in the air by the strong wind, and it also heavily knocked down a large billboard. It looked as funny as it could be, but
This is really not funny at all to everyone on the plane, but it is still very fatal.
"What can we do..."
Everyone's faces were extremely ugly, and they all hoped that Chen Guangda would come up with an idea quickly. The Fat Corpse King is not just hanging on the bottom. This thing is shrinking its fat intestines and moving up little by little. As long as it climbs up, it will definitely be
In case of disaster, it would have to dismantle the plane.
"Cui 2! Hurry up and retract the landing gear..."
Chen Guangda hurriedly turned around and shouted to Cui 2, but Cui 2 was like a rookie. He searched for many buttons for a while before confirming them. Unexpectedly, a harsh beeping sound soon came from the cockpit.
Cui 2 immediately shouted loudly: "No! The right landing gear is stuck and cannot be retracted!"
"Oh shit!"
Chen Guang punched the porthole angrily. From his position, he couldn't see the landing gear. He could only see the Fat Corpse King spinning around underneath. So he thought for a while and walked to the workshop at the back. Where could he find it?
After looking around for a while but having no clue at all, I had to ask loudly: "Is there a real stewardess? If there is, please come over to me!"
"Coming..."
Two girls ran over in a hurry, they were probably the survivors who got off the crashed passenger plane, and Chen Guangda followed and said: "Is there a cargo hold down here? If so, please open the door for me quickly, and then take me
Go find the landing gear bay, quickly!"
"Okay! The door is over here..."
The two girls nodded hurriedly, quickly lifted up a carpet on the ground, and pulled open a movable cover. Sure enough, an iron ladder leading to the cargo hold at the bottom was revealed. At this time, Zhou Shengwu and others all ran over.
I followed the two flight attendants directly down to the cargo hold.
There was a lot of cargo placed in the cargo hold, all wrapped in piles of plastic films, and there were many steel rails laid on the ground. The two stewardesses walked to a place with an English mark and said: "The one on the right
The landing gear is right below, but there is no way to get in from the cargo bay. During maintenance, you have to enter from the ground!"
"Okay! You don't need to worry about this. What us men are best at is drilling holes..."
Chen Guangda pushed away a few boxes of goods without hesitation, squatted on the ground and knocked hard on the iron sheet. The hollow sound showed that everything underneath was empty. He immediately took out the corpse claw dagger and stabbed it on the ground, and then followed
Just like opening a can, the iron sheet was cut open, and a strong wind blew in immediately.
"There are two..."
Everyone was suddenly shocked. There were actually two fat intestines wrapped around the landing gear, and they were all wrapped around the bottom of the landing gear. If you wanted to cut off the fat intestines, you could only climb down along the landing gear. Chen Quan immediately said: "
I'll go down and cut it, you just need to find a rope to tie around my waist!"
"Forget it! Let me go to this hell. If I give you a blow, you will be transformed into a corpse..."
Chen Guangda stood up and waved his hands without question. Chen Quan had no choice but to sigh heavily and quickly ran to find a nylon rope to tie around his waist. Zhou Shengwu also followed suit and broke open the warped iron plate.
, then patted Chen Guangda on the shoulder and said: "Brother! You must do what you can, if not, we can still find a place to make an emergency landing!"
"Come on! If you make a forced landing with this damn thing, you will definitely die uglier than a pig..."
Chen Guangda shook his head helplessly and sat directly on the edge of the hole. Everyone hurriedly tightened the rope and lowered him down little by little. Chen Guangda almost passed through a bunch of small pipes.
They didn't dare to make any big moves at all. If any pipes were damaged and the landing gear malfunctioned, even if they got rid of the Fat Corpse King, they would still be finished.
"Huh~"
Chen Guangda took a deep breath and carefully hugged the hydraulic column below. A strong wind immediately made his clothes rustle, and the cold was directly from the trouser legs to the buttocks. Chen Guangda couldn't help but feel cautious.
He trembled. If he accidentally fell from this altitude of several thousand meters, he would definitely be shattered into pieces.
"God bless me, don't let me fall..."
Chen Guangda turned pale and muttered a few words. Although he didn't have any fear of heights, anyone would be afraid of such a high place. He moved down like a caterpillar and waited until his feet stepped on the tires.
He finally felt a bit safe, but two thick fat intestines were entangled in front of him.
"Kill you idiot..."
Chen Guangda glanced at the Fat Corpse King below. This guy was probably only fifty or sixty meters away from the plane. His big belly kept pulling it up like a winch. Chen Guangda immediately slashed the fat intestines with a knife.
Unexpectedly, the knife did not cut, and he realized that the front end of the intestines was very hard, and if he wanted to cut off the intestines, he could only start from the middle.
"Damn! This is going to kill me..."
Chen Guangda looked up with tears in his eyes, and then, under the look of shock, he directly pulled the two fat intestines and slowly slid them down. Now he could only pray that the nylon rope around his waist was strong enough and would not slip.
Liu Qiu's fat intestines couldn't be grasped at all. If the rope broke after he cut the fat intestines, he would definitely go with the Fat Corpse King.
"Ho~"
The damn Fat Corpse King suddenly roared, and finally discovered the existence of Chen Guangda, a bed bug. However, the strong wind blew so hard that Chen Guangda couldn't even open his eyes. He couldn't hear what the people above him were shouting, but
Based on his feeling, he had already guessed that the Fat Corpse King must have shot out its intestines again and attacked him. When he felt it was about the same, he immediately picked up the knife and chopped it down hard.
"Boom~"
Just like a huge rubber band suddenly broke, a broken fat intestine bounced directly in front of him. He and the Fat Corpse King immediately did a big spin in the air, spinning violently like a shit stirrer.
, Chen Guangda was so frightened that he screamed uncontrollably, feeling that his bladder was about to explode and he might pee at any time.
If the Fat Corpse King had the guts, he would probably have to urinate at this time. The violent rotation lasted for dozens of seconds before gradually stopping. Not only was Chen Guangda dizzy, his heart almost jumped from his mouth.
He jumped out of the air. For someone like him who had never even flown on an airplane a few times, doing difficult moves in the air was simply digging his own grave.
Chen Guangda didn't even dare to open his mouth at this time, otherwise a strong wind would have flowed directly from his mouth into his intestines. However, he still tried his best to open his eyes and look down. The Fat Corpse King seemed to have turned around as well.
I was dizzy, but I honestly retracted my fat intestines and stopped messing around, but the distance between the two sides was getting closer and closer, only a dozen meters away.
"Go to hell..."
Chen Guangda closed his eyes and swung the knife fiercely. The fat intestine in his hand popped open again and slipped away from his hand like a thick loach. But just as he fell heavily,
, but a huge pulling force suddenly came from his right leg, and his thigh was almost torn off like a chicken wing.
‘Fuck me!!!’
Chen Guangda opened his eyes in horror. The damn Fat Corpse King actually wrapped around his right calf, like a python, and it weighed at least five to six hundred kilograms.
, Chen Guangda felt that his whole leg was about to break, and his old waist, which was strangled by the rope, was in burning pain, and was even in danger of breaking at any time.
"ah……"
Chen Guangda suddenly let out an extremely painful roar. He actually retracted his right leg and lifted the Fat Corpse King up. Then, with a violent tearing feeling, he slashed hard at his feet again, and the fat intestines finally came out.
There was an astonishing bang, and the Fat Corpse King immediately fell down with a whoosh, and Chen Guangda also bounced up high.
"Dong~"
Chen Guangda jumped up suddenly, and then fell down hard. But at the same time as he fell, he suddenly felt that the rope around his waist suddenly loosened, and the buckle tied around his waist was actually here.
When he let go, a burning pain immediately came from the heart of his left hand. The black nylon rope was quickly slipping away from his palm, rubbing the skin and flesh out of his palm.
At this critical moment, Chen Guangda threw away the corpse claw dagger without hesitation. With his other hand, he suddenly grabbed the rope that was slipping away. He grabbed the last stop of the rope with great difficulty.
When he came down, he immediately yelled for help desperately, but fortunately the people above him were more powerful and quickly pulled him up like a winch.
"Who...who the hell tied the rope, did you want to kill me..."
Chen Guangda got in from the hole in shock, and his legs started to tremble like noodles. Xia Fei immediately screamed and her husband rushed forward, dragging him around to look around with great distress, but Chen Quan suddenly felt extremely embarrassed.
He raised his hands and said: "Brother! You...you can beat me up, I tied the rope!"
"Oh, it's a good thing I'm lucky, otherwise the last relative of your family would have died..."
Chen Guangda lay heavily on the ground and breathed heavily. The feeling of risking his life in the air was completely different from that of killing living corpses. It does not mean that one can overcome fear with courage, but he had not yet fully breathed.
, a piercing siren sounded from above, and it sounded like it was coming from the cockpit.
"What's going on..."
Chen Guangda quickly climbed into the cabin, rushed to the cockpit and saw that there were more than a dozen red lights flashing in unison, while Cui Er, who was in a hurry, turned green and shouted impatiently: "Me too
I don’t know, anyway, all the flashing lights are flashing, damn it, I’m going to fall off the throne of the most flying black man!”
"Stop fucking nonsense and quickly find a place to land..."
Chen Guang yelled angrily, rushed to the leaky window and looked down, and an empty highway just came into his eyes, with only a few scattered cars on it, he immediately pointed
Someone shouted from below: "Land for me on that high highway. If you can land safely, I will personally award you with the award for the best flying black man!"
"Okay! Then let's try it..."
Cui Er rubbed his hands vigorously and pulled the joystick to fly down. However, Chen Guangda turned around and rushed back to the cabin. Without saying a word, he jumped on the seat and fastened his seat belt. Everyone knew that it was time to fight again.
It was time for character and luck. They all ran back to their seats and fastened their seat belts, praying that Cui 2, that half-assed pilot, would not lose his belt.
"Husband! Who is the woman you love most? I want to hear your true words before I die..."
Xia Dayan suddenly sat down next to Chen Guangda. As soon as he fastened his seat belt, he held his hand tightly. At this time, the plane began to shake violently, and the starboard engine suddenly exploded.
There were sparks and huge black smoke came out, but Chen Guangda shouted desperately: "I love Xia Dayan, she is my favorite woman!"
"Husband! I will be your wife in my next life..."
Xia Dayan leaned into his arms excitedly, with a sweet and happy smile on her pretty face. After Chen Guangda kissed her on the face, he showed a sly smile, and then gently said in his heart
He muttered: 'If I don't make you happy, I won't be able to live in peace even if I'm a ghost!'